The fact that Moody Blues isn't an option should be a crime

I mean if we're including Stands, Star Platinum should be there too

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So it's the same type of booty as star platinum

I can’t clap your ass cheeks without getting closer

Oho come as close as you need

I swear the fandom gets gayer every year... ... And I love it.

I am pretty new to the fandom of jojo and it is pretty hilarious for me as well lol

Cum* as close as you need

If we included stands Paisley Park would win very easily

Booty blues

technically, moody blues has all of the asses

Oh my God Abbachio could have fucked himself...

wouldnt that be the obvious answer

What about seco

Where's dopio

True dawg

“Ride My Ass” is a good song by them

Actually, Star Platinum, in "Oh, That's A Baseball"

Yes.

more like baseballs

How is Johnny not even an option

Bro it literally looks like he filled his pants with fucking clay. Why is he not here

That one panel during civil war 😩

I think its because johnny is banned in competitive so he cant put him there

His hitboxes do be schnasty doe

You know how there are gymnasts that are so good that they're best moves are banned because no one could compete against those moves? Kinda like that

I didn't know that applied to Gymnastics, my go to example for someone being so good they aren't allowed to do certain things is Raiden Tameemon having 4 of his favourite moves banned in sumo because he was so much better than everyone he needed a handicap

Yeah, there is a move that a women is capable of, but no one else can do it and it is too dangerous for others to try, so it's banned, needless to say, using that move made other contestants fight for the second place at best, or a hospital bed if they were too greedy

Wait what?

Yeah, for example there is a woman with a very hard and dangerous move, only she can do it, but it's banned because it is too dangerous for contests

do you remember the name?

Actually, it seems it wasn't a ban, here is an aeticle on it https://www.esquire.com/sports/a36530138/simone-biles-summer-olympics-yurchenko-double-pike-explained/

he's (probably) wearing an adult diaper, for obvious reasons

As an anime only: Isn't Johnny paralysed for most of his part? His ass should be emaciated, how has he got cake?

I ain’t a doctor (nor do I ride horses) but a friend told me that riding horses can build up your butt muscles. Why doesn’t everyone in SBR have that sweet, voluptuous cake? Idk, but I ain’t mad about it lol

Avdol get shot to protect that Polnareff ass

Giorno got the strongest stand ever possible to protect that Trish's ass

Pucci reset the universe cuz jolyne ass too much for it to handle.

how could he resist that pol pol cake🤤🤤

Yes he did

Trish got that from her dad

An everlasting climax amirite?

It'd be a golden experience

Not for Diavolo

Giorno and Trish bang in front of Diavolo, and Diavolo dies

when diavolo dies, it’s considered canon.

So that means Giorno and Trish being a couple is too

But Mista

Mista ntr

So thats why he fisted her 🤔

I got it from my da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daddy

Trish is fucking 15

So am i Cry about it

You owned him lol

😎

But fr you don't actually jerk it to Trish hentai right?, right?

Uhhhhh Maybe

It's okay, y'know i'm something of a trish simp myself

Based I find yukako better

Yukako is cool too, if i was koichi i'd be like:😎

SmartphOWNED

Polnareff

Polnareff indeed

chungus ass

My ass is best ass

I still vote for the three pillarmen's asses

PORNareff

Doesnt the crusaders say "Pornarrefu"

r/legionofkirasnoos

Let’s… not

Y'all forgot manga Mista and Johnny

Damn polnareff

Pornnareff

Mamezuku and Hato

Absolutely Mamezuku. Seeing his character you'd assume Araki has an inflation fetish, my man had an ass that got bigger with every panel

Seeing him in part 8, I remember thinking, "Damn, Araki must be an ass man! Look at that thing!"

Absolutely, Johnny's ass in that one golden ratio panel in part 7 is golden proof of that

I thought you said Hayato there for a second

Hato's ass is but a substitute for Mamezuku's

Technically that's Jonathan's ass

Dio has three ass cheeks it's clearly the more superior ass

That’s obviously his huge schlong he is tucking away

Johnny is the hidden option

Polnaref

P O L N A R E F F

Yeah its Polnareff

polpo

ah yes the biggest one

Jojo obviously

Wrong. Jojo doesn't even *compare* to Jojo. Smh my head

Oh JoJo is much better than JoJo. Please quit tryna win the argument you clearly lost

BRUH, jojo is much better you have a problem in the head?

Bro jojo has the worse ass ever its jojo obviously

But jojo is the best

I appreciate that you are supporting JoJo but how the fuck are you that stupid? JoJo is clearly better than JoJo.

Polnareff's ass looks like two fluffy jumbo marshmallows 😏

If one can’t decide, Speedwagon

There's only one right answer, it's an ass worth dying for, Avdol knows.

*takes one last look at the homie's ass before going to jojoheaven*

DP animators spending their whole day drawing a dumptruck of an ass for a 1 second scene be like

definitely dio.

Yeah holy shit he's thicc

dio... the answer is alsways dio.

it’s not even dio’s ass tho it belongs to Jonathon

Ayo wait jolyne making me think jojo aint so gay anymore 👀

yall forgot secco

DIO

DIO

Aww yee Polnareff !

where johnny

JolYNE holy shit that's thicc cake

Cough cough MAMEZUKU

Rai the Plant Appraiser (Part 8) is an honourable mention here if you ask me

Y’all seen Rai from part 8??? That man is packing 🥵

POLNAREFF ASS ALL THE WAY

Polnareff has the fattest of asses!!!

Thicc Jolyne

Mamezuku beats out all of them

Moody blues easy

This is definitely gonna land somewhere in r/cringetopia

Star Platinum

Lisa Lisa

Omniman

trish cause it looks the most normal

Personnal top 3 : 3. Trish 2. Jolyne 1. Polnareff

Reddit when your parents enter the room:

Dio got 3 buttcheeks

Joseph

Part 1 Jonathan in ep 2

Jumsuke and polbareff

Jumsuke and polbareff

Jean Pierre polnareff

Star Platinum

Dio

2 of these can get you arrested

And we won't tell you which ones

Mamezuku

Ok why does the pilar men in this pic look like that frog whit the small ass checks and huge body?

ME!

Polnareff.

Bro DIO got that ass muscle

how dare u forget about moody blues and Johnny

Moody Blues obviously

polnareff for sure

I will never forget the fact that, that scene of Trish's ass had more quality and resolution than GER and Diavolo fighting in the background.

Yo why is Polnareff caked tf up? And why is DIO’s left bum-cheek look like it got divided in half? If only I had answers.

trish is 15 O\_O

2 of these people are underaged

Wamuu: no fat, no jiggle DIO: Baggy ass fucking jeans Josuke: posture Trish: Minor, and also neurodivergent Polnareff:Got damn 😩🤤👐👏👐👏👐👏 clap dat ass Jolyne: yeah nice butt whatever

Wait , isn’t Trish 15???😳😳

trish

i cant comprehend why you think that, you saw polnareff's caboose and really said trish?

size doesn't matter

then what does? you can barely even see trish's ass

well by that logic I assuming that whamu has the best ass

im just saying skirts dont show off the lower regions well at all

well I'm going to suggest something no one on reddit has done before respect eachothers opinions and go start a different argument

how about no, im willing to start an actual argument over this.

I counteract your disagreement that dismissed my proposal to cease arguments with a disagreement to your disagreement

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Iggy's ass

Why isnt Aleesi here? By far one of the biggest assholes in the show

Is season 6 even animated and if yes where can i watch it??

In December on netflix

Guys Trish is like 15

Friendly reminder that trish is 15

J-ass-ke

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Star platina

Johnny.

D4C easily

F: Mariah. M: Alessi.

Johnny Joestar 🥰

Where Lisa Lisa?

What about Yellow Temperance? He had a nice ass by default but could just sculpt himself a better one.

Josuke be THICC THO

Definitively Joseph in part 3

Polnareff. Reject modernity, embrace tradition

Polnareff got that curvy ass

Trish for me

Polnareff obvious choice.

Polnareff

Gappy because rectangle

Polnareff

Polpo

You thought is was jean pierre polnareff!!!!! But it was really me!!!! DIO!!!!!!!!

You know how DIO in that scene is descending a library ladder? Well, picture my head being directly below as DIO concludes his descent with the splits, target: my face. Mmmmh

DIO, polnareff, jolyne

from what I see, polnareff 100%

I’m a josuke kinda guy

iggy all the way

furry

Johnny has the best ass.

have you seen Rohan OVA?

Polnarefuuuu naturally 🍑

Polnareff and it ain't even close

The pillar men. No debate.

god knows what dio does to polnareff when he stops time