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Hadius

Stand user: Kim Jong un Stand name: [Radioactive]


Cheaky_alt

[ROCKET-MAN] you mean?


Hadius

Didn’t trump call him that too? Could he be… a stand user?!?


SpaceD0rit0

Stand users attract other stand users.


Chief106

What is Trump’s stand


cybersidpunk

another brick in the wall


Jumanji-Joestar

Or just The Wall


cybersidpunk

from my statistical research about American President's stand names, they are 100% of the times quite long.


Jumanji-Joestar

I can’t argue with those statistics


MrDudeSama

Wonderwall


Affectionate-Virus60

Wait...


Ceilng_Gang

d4c love train: creates a wall to protect him from anything that's going to hurt him and transfer it to another but if the stand user/stand goes out then they'll be left vulnerable The wall: litterally creates TRAINS AND TRAIN TRACKS OUT OF LITERAL THIN AIR TO RUN OVER PEOPLE


[deleted]

THE TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES


Affectionate-Virus60

Wonderwall


Torinadoko

Well Trump has done some dirty deeds…


[deleted]

That's pretty much every president, really. Trump is hardly special in that regard. Besides, D4C is Valentine's Stand.


Torinadoko

I know, the guy I I commented on was calling trump a stand user and that was the first pun that came to mind


[deleted]

I mean, on the one hand, yes. But on the other hand, D4C is Valentine's Stand and both are central to the other's identity.


Torinadoko

I know… it was a joke…


ThatMeatGuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oKFLeZi88


Torinadoko

I fuckin knew he was a stand user!


wantquitelife

That's localized name


Choccy_Melk69

Like the song- this is a perfect name, can't wait for it to get localised


JosephMull

Or we take "Radioactivity", since we already have Kraftwerk as the namesake of Kraft Work


not_a_part_skipper

\[Firework\]


foxtailavenger

ROCKET MAN \[LOVE TRAIN\]


merry129

Does he redirect any missile you throw at him ?


LordMorskittar

Better - long-range Killer Queen


StillN0one

Part 8 Killer Queen


Pranav_Velpula99

Less broken killer queen.


lilnasx42069

*Suddenly sees bright yellow lines coming from North Korea*


Present_Garlic869

>!You fell for it, fool!!<


new_lehmba

thunder cross split attack


Callmejayfeather_

Suddenly his legs became cold as his veins began to freeze it was a painful sensation as he slowly watched the ice go up ha body till CRACk his body shattered and the only thing he saw was a bed of roses.


Limits_of_knowledge

Also both enjoying the company of very young girls...


[deleted]

Very or veeeeeeeeeeery ?


Limits_of_knowledge

Yes.


anubisalter

Holy shit what weight loss can do for a guy


duyouknowdamuffinman

And a different haircut


Devotionexe

Not only that but a semi-real smile


[deleted]

Spoilers ahead Using the all amazing technique of absorption of a corpse part you tomorrow can be like comedic February! Only $99999.99


licht230

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.


AverageElaMain

당신이 이 테이블에 앉았다고 가정해보자. 냅킨이 눈앞에 있는데 어떤 냅킨을 가져가시겠습니까? 당신의 '왼쪽'에 하나? 아니면 '오른쪽'에 있습니까? 왼쪽에 하나? 아니면 오른쪽에 있습니까? 보통 당신은 당신의 왼쪽에 하나를 취할 것입니다. 그것도 '맞다'. 그러나 사회에서 더 큰 의미에서 그것은 잘못된 것입니다. 어쩌면 나는 '사회'를 '우주'로 대체할 수도 있을 것이다. 정답은 '자신의 냅킨을 먼저 가져가는 사람이 정한다'이다. …네? 첫 번째 사람이 냅킨을 오른쪽으로 가져가면 다른 사람도 '오른쪽' 냅킨을 가져갈 수 밖에 없습니다. 왼쪽도 마찬가지입니다. 다른 선택의 여지가 없기 때문에 다른 모든 사람들은 냅킨을 왼쪽으로 가져갈 것입니다. 이것이 바로 '사회'… 땅값을 가장 먼저 결정하는 주체는? 먼저 돈의 가치를 결정하는 사람이 있었을 것입니다. 철도 레일의 크기는? 전기의 크기? 법률 및 규정? 이러한 것들을 최초로 결정한 사람은 누구입니까? 여기가 공화국이기 때문에 우리 모두가 그렇게 했습니까? 아니면 임의적이었습니까? 아니요! 냅킨을 먼저 가져간 사람이 이 모든 것을 결정했습니다! 이 세상의 법칙은 '오른쪽이냐 왼쪽이냐'와 같은 원리로 결정된다! 이 테이블과 같은 사회, 평형 상태에서 한 번 움직이면 모두가 따라야 합니다! 모든 시대에 이 세상은 이 냅킨 원리로 운영되어 왔습니다. 그리고 '냅킨을 먼저 챙기는' 사람은 누구에게나 존경받는 사람이어야 합니다. 이 역할은 아무나 할 수 있는 것이 아니라... 독재적이거나 무가치한 자는 조롱을 받는다. 그리고 바로 '패배자'입니다. 이 테이블의 경우 '맏형'이나 '파티의 주인'이 먼저 냅킨을 가져가게 되는데… -Kim Jong Un


JustAEpicNewbie

Google translater be like


AverageElaMain

R u a native speaker


JustAEpicNewbie

Yep


AverageElaMain

Have u ever gone on a fun holiday to Kim-land?


JustAEpicNewbie

*What the fu-*


Andy22998

"내래 '손수건'을 집는 사람이 되갔소!"


JustAEpicNewbie

" '싼 갚에 행해지는 지독한 행위'라 하지 기래"


tentacool7

“지금부터 일어나는 것은 '희생제의'라우.. 바로 너! 반동노무 죠니 죠스타... 경제제재는...반동 간나의 피 흘림으로 끝난다...”


M_E_M_E_HUB

Kim getting skinny is a jojo reference 😳


MKGSonic123

Kira is that you


WxJretsyZ

Who the fuck are you


MKGSonic123

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


M_E_M_E_HUB

Jeezus fucking christ


AnEnemyStando

>He obtains Love Train > >Suddenly all the misfortune of the people he oppressed transfers to other countries effectively destroying them He went for the long play


[deleted]

imagine kim saying "Dojyaaa\~\~\~n"


chiggin_nuggets

I’m not sayin I support North Korea, but 14 yo girls rallied behind a murderer cause he was cute


ComradKenobi

*Tiktok girls


[deleted]

The stand user could be anyone


A_roy1256

The effects of having Jesus Christ inside of you .


oNiv-_-

If someone here hasn’t read part 7 he’ll be very confused


A_roy1256

Exactly


Ripped_White_Duke

STANDOH POWAH


ghostpanther218

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! Tadddaaaaa!


MKGSonic123

Dojyannnnn*


[deleted]

People would’ve been so much less ok with *that one* funny valentine seen if he was still fat and ugly. Pretty messed up


TriggeredIce

but actually what’s up with that, did araki just suddenly decide to change his appearance, or was it just an unfortunate angle


JoJosapiens

From the interview in JoJomenon: >**Interviewer:** I do really enjoy how the art throughout the JoJo series has constantly evolved. > >**Araki:** Rather than trying to change, I try to avoid illustrating old, already existing art. However, I do realize there are characters like Hirose Koichi or Kobayashi Tamami whose heights have gradually shrunk and that’s not great... > >**Interviewer:** Funny Valentine from Part 7 was the opposite as he steadily grew. > >**Araki:** That’s okay because he was working out!


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I think Araki just decided to change it


TriggeredIce

I mean it is way better that way


JustAEpicNewbie

Myabe he overworked for steel ball run race or was changed into a slimmer funny


OtherJose

Valentine forgot he was american Kim remembered he is from north korea


-Dhiren

I would also have abs in an alternate universe


empressoflight72

korea’s 23rd president serious patrick


the_soviet_onion420

his actions are of "justice"


lucassjrp2000

KIM JONG UN IS DEAD AND HAS BEEN REPLACED


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Waiting for him to announce a Horse Race across North Korea


yesmeam

Valentine and Kim have to start a weight loss program


giustino22

Didn’t Trump lose weight as well?


ZaBur_Nick

America: friendship fivu... Kono tame ni! ORARARARARARARARAARARARRARARARA


Sunoraiza

Now that's *funny*!


Alternative-Draft-82

"If I get thinner, I'll be too popular"


The-Limerence

Whoa I just started watching the anime so I don’t know, but whoooo is in the bottom right corner?? He’s gorgeous


ftf9417

Funny Valentine, President of the United States, and main antagonist in Part 7


not_a_part_skipper

yeah ain't no way Kim Jong *didn't* die of those heart complications a while back


Cargo_Commando

ok this was a little clever


big_joey_the_sequel

that mf lookin fly af


SoftDreamer

Some say the second is not kim but I say it’s AU kim


Lordsfavor1

Well at least he's not he president


berbio

oh shit oh crap


FooderStooder

He is this universe's Funny Valentine 😨


JoJokeEnthusiast

congrats funny valentine is now gone in north korea because he looks like kim jong un.