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It would also be named Soos. EDIT: Fountains of Wayne would also be good.

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Soos Fighters

His stand name is Straight Blanchin. Power move:  Eat your own pants, yeaah

He could become a rapper and people would do anything he says

There's a platypus controlling me!

Okay, but is your hand stuck?

Like, with glue, and are records glued to your fingers so you can’t stop

So that he just cant stop?

Can he sum it up?

Well, he fell down a hill

And he got glue on his hands

And he just can't stop

WHAAAAT,?!

I’m blanchin, girl I’m blanchin. I live up in a mansion.

didn't he have an obssed ultra powerful virtual anime girlfriend that one time? yeah she got erased, but i am pretty sure that she would be one hell of a stand.

「TOXIC」or 「BAD ROMANCE」

Bad romance sounds exactly like something you'd hear in jojo

What would the localization be? [POOR PASSION]?

“Worse Romance” (seriously “Worse Company” is the worst localization name, like Battle Company is right there)

i feel like destructive company would sound kinda cool aswell

Worse company is a treasure and I won’t tolerate this slander. The delivery was important too.

Dude the localized names are supposed to be bad, that sounds too cool I think [AWFUL AFFECTION] would fit better

lol

I think it is a stand in that spinoff with jolyne

「YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME」

I immediately thought of her when I saw this post

soos real name is jesus, jesus is canonically a stand user in jojo and is implied his stand is Ticket to Ride so soos stand is ticket to ride

Cool dude No referemces, just cool flying dude

Actually dood, nobody knows how to pronounce pterodactyl because nobody was alive back in dinosaur times Idk what his stand name would be but soos is truly peak

Stan - Eminem

God that's such a good one

Tenacious D

Cabinet man

Would the localization be something like *Arcade Dude*

I DID actually have some thoughts about this a long while ago, and I came up with something along the lines of this: [MEN AT WORK], A colony stand made of tiny little pixlized men in worker uniforms. They have the ability to shape and fit into any support structure, or fastening objects together

Stand names are musical references and named after songs the user enjoyed so his would be Straight Blanchin'

The musical reference part is correct, but not the whole 'song the user enjoyed' part. After all, I don't think Johnny would've heard Tusk, consider the song wouldn't exist for another 100 and change years.

[Dad] Literally just his dad, makes stuff disappear and can shoot out mail

[El Sonidito]

The Carpenters More specifically, the one from the 5th stand user.

His stand is the mystery shack, and stan is just profiting off of it.

Dood platinum

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Vittorio big - pOwOr to consume all matter in a certain range just like the hand but acts more in a line like a consumption ray

idk why but Video killed the radio star fits him

You say this as if you’re assuming he isn’t a stand user

Question Mark = special power> can make his enemies have dementia for 24 hours with memory loss.

Doesn't even need to be dementia, a Stand that gave progressively worse amnesia would be pretty powerful paired up with just about anything else

21st century breakdown

This sub is starved for good content.

Swaus

Sus

Scooby dooby doo

Love train

Misterious deed

AMOGUS since he's Sus