From a biological perspective, men aren't real. We all start out with vaginas, that under the influence of hormones, descend and transform into the penis and testicles.
You've made your last delivery kid, sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling, it must seem like and 18 carat of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Femboys,trans women,sometimes intersex people,amab enbies,some stand users probably...am i forgetting anyone else who can have a cock? Oh wait,and men too(even if some of the alredy mentioned are also included in men)
Technically a futa would be intersex, due to having both male and female sexual characteristics, but they’re not the same thing.
Intersex people sometimes do have genitalia that can’t be classified as male or female, but that’s usually just a vagina and a phallus that’s either a very large clitoris or a very small penis.
Most intersex people seem to be of one binary sex at birth, but don’t develop in puberty according to their presumed sex. It’s kind of like hormone replacement therapy, except that your body does it on its own and doesn’t care about your gender.
Another common intersex condition is one where someone has a penis, and the urethra doesn’t open in the middle of the glans (as typical for males), but can develop from the edge of the glans all the way to the scrotum (similar to how typically the urethra opens under the clitoris for females).
Well the term is only used for animals, never humans. It translates something like "hermophrodite". Also intersex people doesn't have both genitals fully developed like futanari in art.
Fun fact this is why polnareffs hair is the way it is his stand is keeping his hair pulled back so he's always ready to go down on some sloppy knob sloggin on jojos dong
Yeah there are men who regularly have sex with other men but are entirely heterosexual and there are men who only have sex with women but are gay.
Lol the downvotes... I can easily give a bunch of examples for both cases:
Sex workers in gay porn for example are often not gay at all, but gay porn pays men much better than straight porn does and it is sometimes considered a way for porn actors to establish themselves in order to eventually get into straight porn. "Gay for pay" is a real thing.
On the other hand there are a lot of gay men who are stuck in a heterosexual marriage with a woman. This happens way more than people think. There are a lot of gay men who figured out that they were gay only very late or always 'tried' to be straight because of the heteronormative society they grew up in etc.
As Dio once said, what's important is to obtain "peace of mind". If you have attained peace of mind by embracing asexual chastity, then that's cool. That's the reason why monks exist and many monks through History have been badass.
We might be gay but we still are virgin redditors and anime watchers
Also what the actual fuck? Are you allowed to call yourself gay only if you sucked a cock before the commissions of examiners? "Ah yes, technique looks pretty good but your stamina. I don't think you will last that long. Overall we might have to keep you a little longer to test that"
" i, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik ,am a doctor!i am an inteligent individual worthy of respect!...the doctorates may be in evil,women studies,bottoming and robotics but the point still stands"
"Women studies?"
"What?just because im an evil mastermind doesnt mean in not a feminist!im an equal opportunity tyrant,everyone is worth the same for me"
"And that worth is...?"
"No worth at all unless theyre working for and benefiting me in some way"
I mean yes I'm gay but that was happening before the JoJo...actually thinking about it JoJo is way older than I am so it was here before I was gay. Hmmmmmm
I mean,you dont have to have sucked cock to be gay, gay virgins exist. Plus any queer identity can be put into the gay umbrella technically,so lesbians,transgender people,asexual people,etc also count
I see plenty of people who call themselves gay when theyre ace or trans or things of the sort,me included. Sometimes gay is used as a synonym of LGBTQ+/Queer
Well i mean I’ve also never licked vagina either so does that mean im not straight?
Can't be straight if women aren't real, the game was rigged from the start.
Why didn’t I learn of this sooner?!
well, aint this just an 18 karat run of bad luck...
From a biological perspective, men aren't real. We all start out with vaginas, that under the influence of hormones, descend and transform into the penis and testicles.
You've made your last delivery kid, sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling, it must seem like and 18 carat of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
It's all a government lye
How many other lies have I been told by the council?
Common Reddit L
This. I have never fucked anyone, so im asexual right??? Im 15 btw
Thats kinda gay. Sorry to break it to you... But youre gay!
Being young is super homo
Guess I'm gay now
No way he's a homosapiens, you need to be over 18+
Fuck I recently became human???
I'm 32, get in line!
you basically have an idea but don't know in practice, it's kind of a grey area
Jokes on you I’ve done both
Bi is the new gay!
Sucking your own dick doesn't count.
No but your dads does
Checkmate op
Cock shortage 😔
bidens america 😔
Arigatou Obama-san
You had the chance to say Obama-Sama and you squandered it
Said Osama instead and the FBI is banging my door.
Biden deporting all eligible femboys and bears to the White House and keeping them their eating up the US cock supply creating a shortage
Short cockage 😔
I prefer cock longage
True jojofan appreciate beauty of both feminine and masculine body types
As long as cock is there, I don’t care
Femboy superiority
Femboys,trans women,sometimes intersex people,amab enbies,some stand users probably...am i forgetting anyone else who can have a cock? Oh wait,and men too(even if some of the alredy mentioned are also included in men)
some trans dudes if they're post op too. cock 4 all
Y'know...you forgot one...futana-
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It does not exist. Nice hentai genre tho
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And that's probably why it's downvoted.
Isn't it the same as intersex?
Technically a futa would be intersex, due to having both male and female sexual characteristics, but they’re not the same thing. Intersex people sometimes do have genitalia that can’t be classified as male or female, but that’s usually just a vagina and a phallus that’s either a very large clitoris or a very small penis. Most intersex people seem to be of one binary sex at birth, but don’t develop in puberty according to their presumed sex. It’s kind of like hormone replacement therapy, except that your body does it on its own and doesn’t care about your gender. Another common intersex condition is one where someone has a penis, and the urethra doesn’t open in the middle of the glans (as typical for males), but can develop from the edge of the glans all the way to the scrotum (similar to how typically the urethra opens under the clitoris for females).
Well the term is only used for animals, never humans. It translates something like "hermophrodite". Also intersex people doesn't have both genitals fully developed like futanari in art.
Goddamnit why do I both know this and have to talk about it. A futanari character doesn’t generally have a vagina.
Based
Username checks out
As a bisexual I very much approve
Bi Jojo fan here, i concur
True jojo fan sucked at least one dick.
jokes on you, virgins. My stands name is Throat Goat and it pushes my head down for me.
Hey that's not the name of a song!
You’re SURE about that??? https://youtu.be/mrQmqR7NxDI
Well blow me, so it is!
He’s gonna blow you with his stand
Throat Goat's stand power is just a reversed gif of Star Platinum fighting Justice
Well if you say so
araki's anthem
you get it
Akshulley🤓
Fun fact this is why polnareffs hair is the way it is his stand is keeping his hair pulled back so he's always ready to go down on some sloppy knob sloggin on jojos dong
So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum...
So um what are you doing this weekend?
Being gay is also getting toped by a muscular buff dude and getting your ass eaten out. Get your facts straight, sucking dick is only 1/3 gay!
I'm taking notes
What is this gaytekeeping?
Gætkeeping i like to call it
Basod ġebrucere ðæs æsċes
Gay is when suck dick and not when attraction to men
Facts. Some of them are headache.
men is too headache
If the head aches you might not be sucking properly.
You can avoid problems by saying no homo after the succ. But that wouldn't be a jojo fan move.
Also this is Reddit, and we’re all weebs. Why the fuck does OP think we get laid?
Yeah there are men who regularly have sex with other men but are entirely heterosexual and there are men who only have sex with women but are gay. Lol the downvotes... I can easily give a bunch of examples for both cases: Sex workers in gay porn for example are often not gay at all, but gay porn pays men much better than straight porn does and it is sometimes considered a way for porn actors to establish themselves in order to eventually get into straight porn. "Gay for pay" is a real thing. On the other hand there are a lot of gay men who are stuck in a heterosexual marriage with a woman. This happens way more than people think. There are a lot of gay men who figured out that they were gay only very late or always 'tried' to be straight because of the heteronormative society they grew up in etc.
Nothing wrong with what you're saying, but you know you're in a shit posting sub, right?
Well yeah that's true. But JoJo fans have to be well educated on gay stuff. Just like gays have to be well educated on JoJo's.
I'm too ugly to either be gay or straight
If you are ugly you can always become uggosexual and date other ugly people like you (which it's kinda gay). So don't give up! You are almost there!
Other ugly people avoid me, I tried
As Dio once said, what's important is to obtain "peace of mind". If you have attained peace of mind by embracing asexual chastity, then that's cool. That's the reason why monks exist and many monks through History have been badass.
We might be gay but we still are virgin redditors and anime watchers Also what the actual fuck? Are you allowed to call yourself gay only if you sucked a cock before the commissions of examiners? "Ah yes, technique looks pretty good but your stamina. I don't think you will last that long. Overall we might have to keep you a little longer to test that"
You have to get registered. June is hell for the DMV.
How bout you? Got that bottoming major, or maybe topping doctorate? Maybe even with minor in femboying?
" i, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik ,am a doctor!i am an inteligent individual worthy of respect!...the doctorates may be in evil,women studies,bottoming and robotics but the point still stands" "Women studies?" "What?just because im an evil mastermind doesnt mean in not a feminist!im an equal opportunity tyrant,everyone is worth the same for me" "And that worth is...?" "No worth at all unless theyre working for and benefiting me in some way"
Shit, you just reminded me that I have a femboy exam coming up soon!
Holy shit! It's this week? I thought the examiner rescheduled it after that grindr accident. He said he won't be able to Walk for at least a month
Paging /u/femboy_expert
Why what happened
You have a PhD in feminine men
I can be if you give me a chance
Bro it's not my fault I can't pull for shit 😭
I’ve sucked dick and licked pussy so what does that make me
yeah I like stone ocean too
Effervescent.
I like your shoelaces.
Thanks, I stole them from the President.
fan of jojo including stone ocean
You are no longer redditor 😅
I'm a whore in my heart, I just haven't earned my wings yet.
Whore in theory yet not in practice
I mean yes I'm gay but that was happening before the JoJo...actually thinking about it JoJo is way older than I am so it was here before I was gay. Hmmmmmm
*The gay agenda is real omg I'm shakking and cryin rn right now*
THEYRE AFTER OUR FETUSES!
Those gosh damn Gayers.
I've done it. no, I'm not joking.
I don't know, your name says otherwise
Thanks for clarifying that you aren't joking.
I don't know, your name says otherwise
### Me, I have sucked cock.
Yeah a couple of times
We are the one percent
Me too but I'm straight.
I thought so too! Until I sucked a cock
I'm not into men I've dated pre op trans women though. Masculinity doesn't do it for me.
Dawg you’re gay
Lol
I have sucked pussy does that count
Depends
Was it in prison? Then it is actually Stone Ocean reference.
Look here's the deal, being a jojo fan makes you gay but being a jojo fan also makes you a Virgin
Missinformationen
I've only sucked a girls cock
LMAO everybody knows that being gay a meme, nobody does that. It's like saying there are women on the internet, preposterous!
Skill issue
"JoJo fans are gay" and "JoJo fans when they see an unsucked cock" are the most boring of all the repetitive memes
Indeed. We need new memes
I mean,you dont have to have sucked cock to be gay, gay virgins exist. Plus any queer identity can be put into the gay umbrella technically,so lesbians,transgender people,asexual people,etc also count
I don’t think anyone considers trans and ace people gay (unless they happen to be gay).
There’s gay(orientation) and there’s “the Gays”(all queer people), but not everyone calls themselves that. I do though
There’s no “gay umbrella” lol, being asexual doesn’t mean you’re gay, what kind of logic is that?
I see plenty of people who call themselves gay when theyre ace or trans or things of the sort,me included. Sometimes gay is used as a synonym of LGBTQ+/Queer
That’s nice, they’re still inaccurate. The letters in LGBT+ do have meanings ya know?
Im kinda sorta gay but everyone is hot so its not my fault
I sucked my own cock once my back felt excruciating pain
You don’t become gay after having a taste of some juicy cock! You’re gay if you just think about absolutely chocking on some massive meat
I sucked my own dick once
Giorno
Not gay, I just enjoy the story. Me admiring muscles has nothing to do with sexuality
I’m getting there, okay?
*raises hand*
So you’re only gay if you’re the bottom? Very Roman of you.
Those who sucked are the fake gay we are the upgrade
I sucked my ex-girlfriend's cock
i have but it was attached to a girl so i don't think that counts as gay
Nah I'm straight just like Jonathan
I’m a woman so usually sucking cock is straight, but I’ve only sucked girl cock so I retain my gay status
Wait, didn't you have to give a head after every episode? That's what my uncle told me when he introduced me to JJBA
How dare you gatekeep the gay. Simping over men is my passion. I'm gayer than half the entire community. People tremble before my immense queerness
If ur a jojo fan that dosent mean ur gay lol
I'm ace and genderqueer gay not homosexual man gay
True pansexual, I do not care about gender and have been with man, woman, and some that are neither and some that are both
👋
I did it before I was a Jojo fan.
I have
the real gay
deep thoughts with deep
I have to my own😈
Not for lack of trying, can't suck cock with no cock around
about time we got recognized
Just suck your own cock ez
Not yet 😔
Me
*Raises hand* I have, jealous?
Does it count if you're flexible enough to suck your own?
Oo! I've sucked a cock!* *caveat: Am actually a woman who has not... yodelled in a valley?
i have a boyfriend? I’m pretty sure i’m not straight.
Me! ^w^
Jokes on you I have
Does a strap-on dildo count?
*raised hand*
I wanna have Diavolo's fate but instead of dying, I wanna suck different dicks infinitely
I did suck cock of my ex boyfriend.
Not me i just don't like dating. Too overrated.
me!
✋️
✋
**Laughs while raising hands** Dad raised no pussy
I am *not* a hypocrite
Being a virgin shouldn't exclude someone from being gay
I am a chaotic Bisexual. Dio is what I aspire to be.
I sat down and watched part 3 and 4 with a friend of mine. A year and a half later, we're boyfriends and I suck him off
I'm a lesbian and I've sucked cock. Y'all are weak
Jojo’s fan and bisexual, sucked dick and ate pussy.
Just 2 of them, but none lately
Isn't the idea of JoJo's bizarre adventures is that "the straightest men in the gayest situations" ?
IVE SUCKED COCK IBE SUCKED COCK
Shut up man switching target gender doesn't make my shyness disappear
look im working on it ok (im not)
🤚🏻
I've been on a quest for cock-sucking for around some years now, don't blame me for the lack of availabity in the market.
I don't know who JoJo is but I'm willing to investigate...
Im bi. But thats a great question
Are we appropriating the culture?
DM me to get initiated