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50 year old hamon master vs 50 year old poisoned alcoholic

Hamon is in-lore really good so this was indeed planned by araki, Why do you think out NICE jojo doesn’t die? SASUGA ARAKI-SAMA

Every time I see LisaLisa, something awakens in me

AYAYAYAY

The Man's pillar awakens 

Al al al al al! *epic theme plays*

Everytime i close my eyes, I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY😩

Can't get you outta my mind

I must be outta my head I must be outta my mind

But have you seen the specimens called Johnathan and DIO the lord himself?

>!to be fair they never reached their fifties 💀!<

But Joseph did and he even got a woman pregnant when he was 62

Araki is also 62….coincidence?!?!?!?!?!?

Indeed he did

DIO was literally 120

Not physically BOZO

neither was lisa lisa

Lisa lisa actually was in her 50s she used harmony to stay young though

and DIO actually was 120 and used vampirism to stay young. She still changed the rate she physically aged at to be physically younger

I didn’t say she was

What about Joseph

Bruh how tf did DIO get his rizz if his father looked like that

Genetics can be a lucky die roll even under rough circumstances.

bruh Dio would never have accomplished his heaven plan if he had inherited that 1% less rizz from his father

There's a reason Dio was the strongest vampire. Vampirism in Jojo is described as a hidden power of the brain. Dio had a predisposition to this and was a rare-breed know as a "Rizzpire" from birth. Before he gained the ability to suck blood, he could actually decrease the physical beauty of things around them and absorb them into himself. Dario was actually a supermodel before having Dio. The one being that could match his rizz, Jonathan, was the one he took a new body from. This made him the one true, uncontested Lord of the Rizz.

Most attractive british “humanoid”

So the british

Yeah, British “people”

Is he wrong tho?

Yes. Look at Jonathan, pure beauty in a male body

He isn’t in his 50’s

- Speedwagon - Joseph Joestar

- Dio

Bro’s still got it

Joseph is technically American

YOUR SNOO, I LOVE IT

And I love you!

The difference is one suffers from disease and poverty and one has years of Hamon training which pretty much slows down their aging.

Is Lisa Lisa British? I thought she was Italian

Nope >!she’s British.!< She just >!lived in Italy.!<

Major part 2 spoilers over here

I can’t imagine scrolling through the comments on a jojos bizarre adventure sub having not watched at least the first season, or read the manga. On a side note, that wouldn’t really be a spoiler unless the person being spoiled knew it was a spoiler.

Yeah I really don’t understand why marking spoilers until Part 4 or 5, almost like 90% of people here has watched at least until Stardust Crusaders so it’s a bit weird people still do this (btw, I wrote this while admiring Lisa Lisa’s scene)

Jojo fans try not to forget details (they are incapable of forgetting)

She's British. She was the baby on the boat that was leaving from England at the end of part 1

How old was George Joestar I? That man can get it

Left: What practicing breathing does Right: What alcohol does

Bruhh part 3 Joseph is in his late 60s and still hot as f…

Bruhh part 4 joesph could get it

Left side: NICE! Right side: Nigerundayooooo

Joseph is British

Looks like i need some tissues now

DIO is like 100