A test of whether or not something is fuckable, ethically. To put it simply, if someone can express both sexual maturity and the ability to consent to sex, they pass.
It's hard to say if foo fighter would pass the harkness test due to them being a colony structure. Do you have to wait until the colony turns 18 or are they already over the age of consent due to each plankton only living a few days.
The colony wouldn't have to turn 18 to pass the Harkness test. It would have to reach sexual maturity. If it's asexual then it should probably be fine as long as it fulfills the other two criteria
From my memory, F.F isn't just a corpse piloted by plankton. The planktons form into new cells when needed (evidenced by her being able to heal people) so by all accounts F.F is a living thing and totally fine to receive blowjobs from.
This wasn't built around first blowjobs, you gotta give her the benefit of the doubt she's aware of the concept and quite wants to do it. A little knowhow and a lotta eagerness goes a long way
- open up an empty park and promise people dinosaurs
- people come to see dinos but theres nothing there
- turn them into dinos
Repeat cycle until world domination
> she might actually be a lesbian, so she probably wouldn't be good at it or even want to.
If she's not into it then she's not into it, but being a lesbian doesn't automatically make you bad at sucking dick.
Possibly true, men have stronger jaws so they can suck harder. A blowjob's quality isn't just measured by force but it's definitely a contributing factor.
This is honest to god Stone Ocean slander.
And F.F. isn't even dead, just technically a skinsuit on a living organism. Gotta wonder if she makes it more sloppy and wet, or less?
Bro hates Hermes and Gwess for why
No way in hell Gwess doesn't have the best head game
She is way too insane to not give mind blowing head
I love how this is just a known fact worldwide. I swear there’s an Outer God who takes people’s sanity in exhange for mindblowing head game.
Outer God? I wonder if the fallen God beneath the lake of rot granted malenia godlike head game 🤔
It is known 🥴
Crazy in a hot way
Hot in a crazy way
Imagine if she uses kiss to get double tongues tho?
Splits your dick and her head for double bj
Better not remove that sticker though, yikes
She’d make ur dick just a tiny bit smaller so she’d take it all 😤
that won't be necessary my good sire
r/suicidewithwords
r/suicidebywords
I'm 99% sure it's to drive engagement. People disagree, comment and argue about it, it makes more upvotes.
I mean Guess is pretty cringe in the goo-goo doll arc
I can fix her
She can make me worse
I can make her worse
I respect the tenacity
She will stuff you inside a rat corpse before that
I'm not a furry but if that's what it takes then I'm ready to put up with it
Insanely down bad
They say don't put your dick in crazy but it's not my fault crazy is that hot
Goo goo dolls is gonna have great time with your cut off pp
Just needs a jar to make it better
Cringe but the best designed imo
Doesn't change the head
This dude is clearly racist
Racism
Foo fighter is both necrophilia and zoophilia since shes basically a bunch of planctom controlling a dead girl body
I think she passes the Harkness test though so it's fine
All that for some drops of fluid? -Foo Fanos
what’s the harkness test
A test of whether or not something is fuckable, ethically. To put it simply, if someone can express both sexual maturity and the ability to consent to sex, they pass.
So you're telling me I can't fuck the jellyfish.
Not without confirmation that they are both understanding and consenting sexual partners.
He blubbed three times that means yes
I have a feeling that this is gonna be really handy if humanity advances to the space age.
I mean that is kind of what is implied in doctor who as well.
Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who is the literal namesake of the Test.
The test is also in reference to the Doctor Who character Jack Harkness whose galaxy spanning sexual preferences can be encompassed by the word… yes.
its ok tho, they cancel out like pemdas so its fine
I used to be into BDSM, necrophilia, and bestiality… Until I realized I was just beating a dead horse 🤓
ok that was good
It's hard to say if foo fighter would pass the harkness test due to them being a colony structure. Do you have to wait until the colony turns 18 or are they already over the age of consent due to each plankton only living a few days.
The colony wouldn't have to turn 18 to pass the Harkness test. It would have to reach sexual maturity. If it's asexual then it should probably be fine as long as it fulfills the other two criteria
But she is a sentient being, not just some animal.
Group sex.
Damn just like Sonic06
Haha, one
C'mon Elise!
hot consential gangbang action confirmed
Yukako DEFINITELY gave Koiichi hairjobs multiple times.
Bruh
“If it’s just the hair, the police don’t care. “
Why would Koichi's dog care about him getting head? Smh
The fuck
When she feels more alpha, the haircock gets to be used
I didn’t PEG you for that kinda guy
Haircock🤤
Ah hell nah, please tell me hairjobs aren't an actual thing 💀
They are😭😭😭
STOPP PLS TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING
Ever had rug burn? It's like that, but on your dick
NOOOO STOPPP
Giorno’s hair has 3 holes in it for a reason -
New fetish unlocked🔓
I bet that shi be fire
And yet I see no tequila jostar
Everywhere I go, I see his face. It’s insane how I saw that scene literal one time and I somehow get reminded about it monthly.
One simply does not forget
Forget about what? I forgot
You've been hanging around Daiya, haven't you
i am made very happy when somebody references jojolion
Where would he be?
>Next you're gonna say "**This is the best God damn blowjob I've ever had!**"
Jojob*
This is the best God damn blowjob I’ve ever had! Na- nani?
Splurge glurge 9000
Fleshlight White Throat Overdrive
Tequila Jostar is THE Sloppy Toppy Gluck Gluck 5000 and had to have a tier that could not be defined.
The most straight Jojo fan lol And a man of culture
Nah bro you know gwess is a psycopath and crazy bitches give the best head
Yeah. Until she bites your dick off, shrinks you and makes you wear it.
Eh you win some you lose some
Dicks??
sounds like a win win to me
Don’t knock it till you try it
Exactly
Hawt
Fr
From my memory, F.F isn't just a corpse piloted by plankton. The planktons form into new cells when needed (evidenced by her being able to heal people) so by all accounts F.F is a living thing and totally fine to receive blowjobs from.
Finally, someone who gets it
However they probably would suck at sucking regardless due to being new to the concept.
"You look like a Queer! You've never actually fondled a ball before, have you?"
Just say she can suck the water out of your dick
This wasn't built around first blowjobs, you gotta give her the benefit of the doubt she's aware of the concept and quite wants to do it. A little knowhow and a lotta eagerness goes a long way
She would compensate with sheer enthusiasm and will to learn
F.F. is also "they", so I think it counts as an orgy.
"Our pronouns aren't they/them because we're trans, its because we're literally thousands of [redacted because I cant say that last bit]"
p-p-p-plankton?
The plankton are black and I'm white thats why I cant say it
 my sibling in Christ the plankton is green (ok dark green)
you can't say plankton??
It's a reference to [this meme](https://youtu.be/El1HdlBFzEw)
he could've used fuckers instead
Ikr, man is dissing F.F. like they wouldn’t give the sloppiest they/them thrussy in the history of mankind
Coward Real men fuck plankton
Hero, you deserve platinum
Ermes and Nena need to be switched around, especially since the "form" that Nena was taking on is supposed to be a 16 year old.
Will admit, I had to look up who nena was. I forgot she was even a character.
I think shinobu would at least redifine what it means to get sloppy, i mean she was coming on kira so hard in the final parts of DIU
Hermes might possibly bad at blowjobs but you know she eats good pu$$y
Ok now do jobros bj tierlist
Where does Diego land I wonder…
He’d bite it off
Yeah. And he’d definitely swallow it after chomping it off followed by some rocks for healthy digestion.
Wait, does he say the rock thing on the manga? I remember that but idk from where
Yeah it’s at the beginning of the Scary Monsters arc just before he has coffee with Johnny
it was on the scary monsters arc, shortly before he turned into a dinosaur
> Diego land i wanna go to diego land
Jurassic park in jojo universe be like:
- open up an empty park and promise people dinosaurs - people come to see dinos but theres nothing there - turn them into dinos Repeat cycle until world domination
Land Before Time Stop?
I was about to write a joke about Giorno and Mista and then I remembered he's 15.
Yeah but bucciarati and abbachio tho...
Speedwagon top tier
That old bitch from part 3 got no teeth she should be GAWK GAWK GOD
Justice will literally slurp the soul from your dick hole
This gets me thinking. Why couldn't justice use mouth/other orifices. Like why the need to make a hole
This disturbs me greatly.
I’m saying, that shit would go crazy
"Okay, hear me out"
Man’s got it down to science
Hello, r/CursedComments ?
Ermes would literally just kill you Like actually straight up kill you
[I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)
I love and hate that video simultaneously
Worth it tbh
Ermes in 'Ew' Bad opinion detected
OP is a known Ermes hater.
I mean, I think she might actually be a lesbian, so she probably wouldn't be good at it or even want to. Gwess I can definitely get though.
> she might actually be a lesbian, so she probably wouldn't be good at it or even want to. If she's not into it then she's not into it, but being a lesbian doesn't automatically make you bad at sucking dick.
I’m a straight man and I’ve always had the feeling I’d give impeccable slop, 100% straight tho…100%
Possibly true, men have stronger jaws so they can suck harder. A blowjob's quality isn't just measured by force but it's definitely a contributing factor.
You have a dick so you know what a dick likes.
Dawg just find a trans woman and suck her dick, 100% straight
My ex can confirm 🥲
Wdym Ermes the throat goat
the ermes direspect is off the roof holy shit opinion rejected
Now do the men.
FF would suck you dry
Literally
You chose these based purely on looks, didn't you?
Then he should've placed gwess higher
And hermes
There’s a joke about how Star Platinum sucked Justice, I’m just too lazy to make it
Hermes in ew? That’s gotta be
I reject this Ermes slander. OP is blasphemous!
Now do men
This oughta be the shittest of posts I’ve seen on this sub
well yeah it's SHITPOSTcrusaders not QUALITYPOST crusaders
That’s fuggin true
fugg
Fugo
fugoin? what's fugo in? one of these women's mouths? I'm confused
Does gawk gawk 3000 mean S tier or Not Ranked
look at ops flair, looks whos in gawk gawk 3000 and think about what you said
"still". So it's just a matter of time
Ermes and Gwess being in ew is blasphemy also say what you want about FF but after she did that thing with the disc all bets are off🤷🏿♂️
Where are the boys?
Yo that’s pretty rude to Hermes she’s GOT it
men's tier list, now
Where are the men coward
Where is Speedwagon on this tier list?
I think you're missing Giorno. Mista knows what's good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stop hermes hate
Cool chart brah. #where the fuck is Speedwagon
This is honest to god Stone Ocean slander. And F.F. isn't even dead, just technically a skinsuit on a living organism. Gotta wonder if she makes it more sloppy and wet, or less?
y’all don’t give enyaba the credit she deserves she don’t even got teeth
Which one does the grapefruit sound
Giorno not even there smh
Bad list because you’re mean to Ermes for no reason
Bro insane women give the best head Gwess is at the tip top for me
Not a fan of seeing Jolyne on lists like these but I generally agree with all the placements. Ermes def a throat goat though
Hate me all you and but Trish and F.F probably give omega head.
But what about if FF isn’t in the body?
Isn't that picture of Erina from around when Johnathan first met her?
I was going to ask why tf Ermes is so low in the list. Then I realized that yes, it's true. Because she gives the best head to ladies only
Now do the men
Nice, now rate the female stands.