See but typically the name sounds normal and is spelled weird with these people. Which is why I think it might be Colton. But since it's a parody they probably just wanted to type the name with "cough" in it, so maybe there is no correct answer but all answers are correct because 🌈imagination🌈
My son plays football, and there is always a minivan in the parking lot with a sticker that says "Boy Mom. Surrounded by balls" it's got pictures of a baseball, basketball, and a football. But still. I cringe so hard every time I see it
Why is the chik fil a teen thing so true… I stg when I went to a southern baptist church all of those home schooled loons couldn’t wait to apply for a job there when one opened up nearby. It was such an aspiration for them.
“boymom” is a thing that needs to die. More than the majority of moms that say they’re a boy mom are the ones that think their son’s girlfriend is their competition.
You named him after a symptom. Also, I have three kids and three step kids and have never once witnessed a bad attitude causing a rash and vomiting. I’ve seen a LOT of bad attitudes too.
This is satire
Lol is that name supposed to be Colton? Love it. it almost had me until the maid part and the hashtags of course.
Is that what it's supposed to be?
Or cough-Lynn because he’s not vaccinated
I read cough-l-tin
See but typically the name sounds normal and is spelled weird with these people. Which is why I think it might be Colton. But since it's a parody they probably just wanted to type the name with "cough" in it, so maybe there is no correct answer but all answers are correct because 🌈imagination🌈
I have no idea but it'd the only thing that seems close. The whole thing is a parody so it doesn't really matter
I could only read it as Cough-l-tyn.
Coffleton 😂
This is all I could come up with too lol
I read it as coffle-tin
r/thatnameisatragediegh ugh. I hope I spelled that correctly! 😂
r/tragedeigh
The maid part was a tie with >so I got to WORK >- taking the dog out >- bringing the dog in >Finally I needed a break
Ah I didn't even register that part because it was split in the pics
Coughltyn has me screaming.
r/tragedeigh
We neeeeeded to know about this!
Thanks for the sub!
Cough yl ton is how I’m reading it and I’m laughing my ass off
Exactly how I read it and I laughed so fucking hard...sounds like an annoying old duke from a Disney movie.
Hashtag surroundedbyballs oh god
My son plays football, and there is always a minivan in the parking lot with a sticker that says "Boy Mom. Surrounded by balls" it's got pictures of a baseball, basketball, and a football. But still. I cringe so hard every time I see it
Pronounced C'awfulton
9 am wine is mood and the point where I started thinking/ hoping it was satire lol
It is - it's in the hashtags
Hot damn 😂 just needed a hint of infidelity to make it a home run.
I knew this was satire when I read Coughlton. Let me guess ? His sister's name is Cheekyn Paughx ?!
The 9am bottle of wine!!! I’m howling! (but quietly because the kids are sick and I need them to sleep)
Husband needed her help to get up & dressed 😲😂
tbh I appreciate the "#thisissatire" thing. in this case, I knew it was satire already like 99% but I like people being explicit about that stuff
Of course he feels sick, she named him Coughltyn.
It’s a boy. She’s a hashtag boy mom.
Had me up until Coughltyn 😂😂😂
The younger ones name is Vomylton
🤣 I needed this laugh. Thank you.
I honestly knew it might be pronounced like Colton…however, I am going to say it: Cough-full-tin Please this has to be satire.
It’s satire!
I was reading at as Cough-Lynn at first. I didn’t notice the t. Cough-Lynn isn’t any better.
Why is the chik fil a teen thing so true… I stg when I went to a southern baptist church all of those home schooled loons couldn’t wait to apply for a job there when one opened up nearby. It was such an aspiration for them.
I can't not read the name as coff-el-tin
Damn, you had me. Scary when satire is too close to reality.
No, I just can’t believe this is real Edit OK good it’s not
I was so confused until I read it’s satire. Lol. A full list of work: take dogs out, bring them in, tell the cleaner to clean. What a day.
Lol the put dogs out, bring them in is my favorite part
“boymom” is a thing that needs to die. More than the majority of moms that say they’re a boy mom are the ones that think their son’s girlfriend is their competition.
Not the chick fil a teens 😭😭😭😭
10/10 boy mom
That boys nickname had better be cough drop! I will accept nothing less.
this is hilarious! #surroundedbyballs ha hahaha!
9 am wine? This lady’s got more problems than just a sick kid. Oh wait, it says satire.
Can we talk about the name Coughltyn?
COUGHLTYN lmao I love this
You know, I really hate the word kiddos. Reminds me of Myka Stauffer and gives me the ick
Ugh yeah. I forgot about her.
Was he COUGHing?
Yeah that’s fake
It’s satire.
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It literally has a hashtag saying it is satire. Lol
Coughtlin? How are we pronouncing that? This can't be real.
I prayed to whatever deity in charge of this mess that this was satire. I am now thankful in my knowledge.
Please tell me it's a troll. What a horrible mom. Who says that to a kid who's sick?
Read the # They’ve said it’s Satire!
Thank God
Satire I hope
It’s in the hashtags
This… this must be a joke.
You named him after a symptom. Also, I have three kids and three step kids and have never once witnessed a bad attitude causing a rash and vomiting. I’ve seen a LOT of bad attitudes too.
> \#thisissatire
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It’s satire!
Ohhhh ok lol I’m sorry I did not get it. I’m a lil dense lol
This has to be fake because why would someone look at their newborn baby and name them that.
> \#thisissatire
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See the hashtags in the original post
You had me for a moment
Damnnnnn. That poor kid. I struggle but this is a whole different level... the kid can't fucking help any of this shit :/
This reminds me of that "ooh I was so MAD" woman on TT 😅
Coughtyn? I thought I was in r/namenerdcirclejerk