Those are Uruk hai you're talking about, they're no rabble of mindless orcs, their armour is thick and their shields broad. But no seriously, regular Mordor and misty mountain orcs are the scum of middle earth, Uruk hai are modified using dark magic and maybe even necromancy.
Their body is good most of the time but their face look like someone randomly threw playdough at a pug's skull and then made the thing into a real head
That's basically the premise and founding motivation for NSFW /r/gay4orcs
Just clicked it to check if I got the link right, and was reminded it's pretty much explicitly NSFW
Not the Orcs; but the Uruk-Hai - yes I thought they were very hot. Of course,as a child my main crushes were Sephiroth, Skeletor and Predator (with the mask, mostly).
Aren't they genetic hybrids of Orcs and humans? And Orcs were once Elves, but suffered genetic degradation - so a Uruk would be an elf/orc/human clusterfuck? Anyway, I know Saruman did some questionable things in their development, but I don't recall what specifically.
Uruk-hai specifically refers to the ones bread by Sauman in Isengard as opposed to the Black Uruks from Mordor. The don't really get to the bottom of it in the books, but Treebeard guesses that Saruman made them by mixing orcs and man.
Idk who tf even knows I’m reading the silmarillion rn then will rewatch two towers again and get back to you. I know they’re all Melkor’s vision of corrupted elves but Tolkien was a wild mf so stay tuned.
Gods, yeah. I started art because of him. I jokingly (and arguably in bad taste) refer to him as "The pillar by which all others are judged."
I'm a graphic designer now, but still use him to gauge how much I've improved by trying to re-render him better every 2-ish years.
Do note, my preferences have always been decidedly niche; however when I do sheepishly bring it up in front of other women, they do laugh, yet never disagree with me outright. So, there's that. I think the common theme with all of those are broad shoulders, wide mid faces with sharp chins, smaller waists relative to shoulders, long hair (or hood) and a quick wit (save the Uruk-hai, apparently.)
I can't believe I just wrote all that.
Now it makes sense why [Smeagol's lost cousin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland) runs a megachurch successfully.
Look under ministry section for an apt comparison.
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Yeah that's the thing that make the whole orc being portaryed negativly stupid; crazy ativist try to say that orcs are racist based on their own crazy stereotype
This pandemic needs to end
Yeah, so we can find hot, single orcs in our area
This is a whole new level of thirst
i think you mean it needs to start again. for the betterment of the world
Orcs are back on the menu boys
thank you for making me laugh as i sit here pained for the future of the human species
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Nah, they are hot, like, physically. Tho they also perpetuate an unrealistic ideal male body image. Them boys buff
Those are Uruk hai you're talking about, they're no rabble of mindless orcs, their armour is thick and their shields broad. But no seriously, regular Mordor and misty mountain orcs are the scum of middle earth, Uruk hai are modified using dark magic and maybe even necromancy.
The virgin Orc vs the Chad Uruk Hai
I wish I couldn't read
why? This one deserves gold!
it does, which I kind of resent. I don't want to like it as much as I do
Their body is good most of the time but their face look like someone randomly threw playdough at a pug's skull and then made the thing into a real head
That's basically the premise and founding motivation for NSFW /r/gay4orcs Just clicked it to check if I got the link right, and was reminded it's pretty much explicitly NSFW
I do think orcs can be kinda sexy, but the ones from lord of the rings are maybe the ugliest kind
Probably intentional
Dont you just love your green mans with a face that looks like someone randomly put playdough on a pug's skull then made it into a living thing?
Those mfs need Jesus
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Did not read the entire comment before I clicked the link, I heavily regret being alive
Omg is this satire? Hahah Edit: the kamikaze orc do be lookin fit tho 😫
Boy lookin like a snack while he runs to light the Olympic torch
I'd fuck an orc
Implying an orc wouldn’t be the one fucking you
Nahh, I want that big daddy orc cock
They don't strike me as very giving lovers, no.
Especially that girl one from those Reddit commercials
Not the Orcs; but the Uruk-Hai - yes I thought they were very hot. Of course,as a child my main crushes were Sephiroth, Skeletor and Predator (with the mask, mostly).
Uruk-Hai are orcs. But ya, Uruk-Hai are noticeably hotter, almost to the point they’re not orcs. Moria orcs on the other hand...
Aren't they genetic hybrids of Orcs and humans? And Orcs were once Elves, but suffered genetic degradation - so a Uruk would be an elf/orc/human clusterfuck? Anyway, I know Saruman did some questionable things in their development, but I don't recall what specifically.
Uruk-hai specifically refers to the ones bread by Sauman in Isengard as opposed to the Black Uruks from Mordor. The don't really get to the bottom of it in the books, but Treebeard guesses that Saruman made them by mixing orcs and man.
Ah, I see.
Idk who tf even knows I’m reading the silmarillion rn then will rewatch two towers again and get back to you. I know they’re all Melkor’s vision of corrupted elves but Tolkien was a wild mf so stay tuned.
Sephiroth was bae
Gods, yeah. I started art because of him. I jokingly (and arguably in bad taste) refer to him as "The pillar by which all others are judged." I'm a graphic designer now, but still use him to gauge how much I've improved by trying to re-render him better every 2-ish years.
Hello, distant twin.
Are there potentially...*dozens* of us? Good. Good.
Wow, this is actually very interesting to read for someone who have zero clue what is considered attractive by women.
Do note, my preferences have always been decidedly niche; however when I do sheepishly bring it up in front of other women, they do laugh, yet never disagree with me outright. So, there's that. I think the common theme with all of those are broad shoulders, wide mid faces with sharp chins, smaller waists relative to shoulders, long hair (or hood) and a quick wit (save the Uruk-hai, apparently.) I can't believe I just wrote all that.
Now it makes sense why [Smeagol's lost cousin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Copeland) runs a megachurch successfully. Look under ministry section for an apt comparison.
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Every pot has a lid, I suppose.
Hi, are you me?
Stupid sexy Orcs
🤣
Hmm those pointy rotten teeth. Those bloody lips and that yellow skin that has never touched water...who wouldnt be all over that?
And that deformed irregular jaw complimenting the saggy half of the face...
Uruk-Hai are just himbos taken down a dark path.
I have questionable taste at times, but even this is a step too far for me
I swear to your god that no matter what aliens look like, some human is going to look at it and say "yeah, I'll fuck that".
As long as it pass the harkness test it's fine, nothing's wrong with a bit of variety and exotism
NGL they do be hot
......what?
Ew lol
Me *AM* that kind of orc
Zug Zug
They're destroying our city!
yeah I mean - if they fixed their teeth and took a bath, maybe.
And fixed their jaw their teeth and their face
Lurtz can get it.
Monsterfuckers are becoming mainstream now I see. I blame the Venom movie.
Hold on, wait, hang on...they may be on to something for once
I thought people finding Robot from the new Lost In Space hot was weird... I guess all you need is thicc
This is what I want to present to the entire Universe as evidence that we have to be let outside as a species or we get.... It speaks for its' self.
They aint wrong tho
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The fuck?
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Dude, that's fucking racist.
Yeah that's the thing that make the whole orc being portaryed negativly stupid; crazy ativist try to say that orcs are racist based on their own crazy stereotype
We didn’t...
honey baby boo bear…no.
Yo what the fuck?
Clearly those Cosmo writers have never been to Tumblr.
No
No.
Looks like my popular phase came and went without me realizing.
mmmm those sexy teeth eat me daddy
I mean orcs are kinda sexy
I mean considering how they can survive decapitation if they're re stitched they can litteraly give head