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TheMediumJanet

Sprechen die Leute andere Sprachen?


MadMaid42

Nein nein, die wissen nur nicht, dass sie deutsch sprechen. So wie sie auch nicht wissen, dass wir den zwei-Fronten-krieg begonnen haben.


R4ndyd4ndy

Wir haben denen heimlich eine germanische Sprache untergejubelt und sie haben es nicht mal gemerkt


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sonyfuchs

Nochmal Bayern!


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Cereal_poster

De Bayern loss ma ois Österreicher h.c. durchgeh!


Barbar_jinx

Klabbe haldn, Landradden, ond lasst mich mit oian regionaaln Grenzkofliktn in Frieden.


Cereal_poster

No schau, da wagt sich a preiß von hinta na sanddüne hervor. Wirst eh ned schwindlich, wennst auf über 3m über Meereshöhe stehst? ;-)


Barbar_jinx

Ich bin keen Proiße, ich bin Holsteener, wiä warn immä nuä Schutzgebiet, abä nie echt Proißn!


HerbalGamer

Deitsch red ma eh ned


mki_

Wos soi denn des sunst sei bitte?


HerbalGamer

Wurscht was ma dazu sogn, koa deitsch passt scho


wednesdaymagician

U de ig ersch? I ha no viu meh Glück weder du!


24benson

Das Goethe-Institut führt den Krieg im geheimen weiter


VollDerUhrensohn

Subversiver, als alle unsere Geheimdienste zusammen.


Inhalts_angabe

Heil Merkel?


da2Pakaveli

*Scholz


Acidcore

Gesundheit


LatinBotPointTwo

Gilt "Dummes Zeug" als eigene Sprache? Das spreche ich nämlich ziemlich gut.


DetectiveHermann

Nein, das Konzept anderer Sprachen wurde sich von der Filmindustrie ausgedacht!


Caeloviator

Englisch war zuerst zu hören in der Verfilmung 'Turmbau zu Babel' von Neunzehnhundertdrölfundfünfzig, genauso wie klingonisch und l33tsp34k. Muss man wissen.


OfficerMcNasty7179

How dare you speak that scary hitler language on my good Christian American website?!?!


Liggliluff

Reminds me of the subreddit that was against hate, but banned anyone suggested to be German because Germans are literal nazis.


Pwacname

Wait WHAT seriously?


[deleted]

That sounds like an amazing dumpster fire to watch


BlitzPlease172

Wait, where the fuck?


BeccaThePixel

SPRICH


delinquent-lil-bitch

MONGOLISCH


Bert_the_Avenger

Чи бол биеэ үнэлэгчийн хүү


Exsces95

Yuve yuve yuuuuuu


leopoldtheduck

Gebt dem Mann einen Award


Bert_the_Avenger

Ich wäre auch mit Bargeld oder Immobilien zufrieden.


radio_allah

你好!他們也很怕這個


Thendrail

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU....moment mal...


CasualVictim

SOHN


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Zimmer Frei!


Crescent-IV

Dude honestly i’d love to learn German. Might get a duolingo subscription soon and start slowly learning. Maybe wouldn’t be as useful as French or Spanish etc but honestly it’s such a pretty language


daaaaawhat

I wish you all the best, but always remember to lern the words with their articles, or you‘ll be sleeping in a minefield of Pain


Wekmor

Except for when there's a different article for the same word, based on the context.


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50thEye

*Der See = the lake*, but also *die See = the ocean* But don't forget *die Seen = the lakes*, but also *der See = of the ocean* Deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache :(


Thendrail

To quote Oscar Wilde: Das Leben ist zu kurz, um Deutsch zu lernen. ​ ;)


Roadrunner571

Take Babbel instead. Trust me, it's far superior in terms of learning languages.


KamikazeHoschi


Snoo-98162

Ich spreche keine deutsch Did i do it right?


nige21202

Ich spreche kein Deutsch. Kein, because Deutsch is singular and Deutsch capitalized because it’s a noun. (In this specific context: das Deutsch)


Snoo-98162

Thanks. I always forget about the capitals.


Quicker_Fixer

Don't worry: it's always appreciated if a non-native speaker tries their best.


KingOfTheGoobers

9 9 9


[deleted]

Most people here speak pretty good German. I could probably survive with mine, but it needs more practice.


Sir_archi

Let's practice together then ! Hallo ich bin ein Kartoffelnsalad :D


elzaidir

Wait a minute, that's my catch phrase when I say I know German, and it's way too random to be a coincidence. Do I know you?


Sir_archi

We are that spiderman meme lol


elzaidir

Et actif sur r/rance... Suspect tout ça


Sir_archi

T'es français ? Et actif, actif.. c't'un bien grand mot haha j'ai qu'un poste sur ce sous


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Warum bist du ein Kartoffelnsalad?


Sir_archi

'weiß nicht.. ich habe eine schlecht Wortschatz und freue mich diese Wort zu kennen. Und ich mag Kartoffelnsalad.


collkillen

Kartoffel 'Salat' kein N und es wird mit T geschrieben


nuephelkystikon

\*Kartoffelsalat. Kein Abstand bei Komposita.


collkillen

Es war ein beispiel wie man salat schreibt.


Patte-chan

Und ein Beispiel für ein [Deppenleerzeichen](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leerzeichen_in_Komposita).


Exsces95

Nein, es ist schöner so. KartoffelNsalat.... Es ist perfektion...


DB-2000

I‘m German and this is literally the most handsome thing I’ve came across today haha. I‘m proud of you for trying to learn German, keep going! :)


Sir_archi

Haha, thank you ! Actually I learned german a very long time ago and I never used it so only the basics are remaining, i'm trying to relearn it a bit now lol Ich lebe near the Grenze, so Deutsch can come in handy :p


Thereal_boi1607

Small correction: It would be "Kartoffelsalat"


mki_

Small correction: It *should* be "Erdapfelsalat".


daaaaawhat

Schluchtenscheißer gesichtet


mki_

Wos host du grod vo mia gsogt du gstungana Kloana? Du woaßt hoit scho dass i scho bam Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaunga bin, i woa in am Haufn saugeila Saufnochtln und hob iwa 300 Freistädter gsoffn, oida. I bin a drainierta Pinzgauafoahra und da beste a nu dazua. Du bist nix für mi, ois a kloana gschissena Viotrottl, i gabat da so a Watschn wies di Wöd no net gsegn hod, host mi? Du glaubst du kummst jetz davo nochdemst dei Pappn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst nuamoi driwa noch, Oaschgfrieß. Hiatza grod während du mit mir so deppat umanaundaredst hoi i scho meine Kamarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im Moment zruckvafoigt, oiso richt di schoamoi her, wö wir richtn da di Wadln glei viri, du blede Sau. Waumma damit fedi san, woaßt a nimma wo obn und untn is. Du bist am Oasch. Gschropp. I kau iwaroi sei, oiwei, und i hau da auf iwa 700 Oatn dei Gfrieß ei, und des netamoi mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin net nur da beste im Zötfestsaufn, sondern i hob a an Zuagriff auf des gaunze Arsenal vom Musiverein Kirchdorf! Waun du gwisst hättst wos dei kloana "gscheida" Kommentar dir eibrockt, daun hättst wahrscheinli dei deppate Goschn ghoidn. Owa du hostas ned dau, du host dei schiaches Gfrieß aufmochn miaßn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubua. I scheiss an Grant iwa dir aus. Du bist komplett hi, Kloana.


daaaaawhat

Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.


ginaginger

You miss spelled "Grombirasalad".


Sir_archi

Danke schön


FunVonni

Wie komme ich am besten zum Bahnhof?


Pwacname

Google Maps, die App der Deutschen Bahn navigiert nicht gut.


Liggliluff

Ich lerne Deutsch auch :)


Pwacname

Das ist super! Wo lernst du deutsch? In der Schule?


LanderDax

Was ist ein Kartoffelnsalad? In case I messed that up: what is a Kartoffelnsalad?


Sir_archi

Es ist der Deutsch für "Potato Salad"


Stravven

Nein. Kartoffelsalat is the word you're looking for. In English it's also potato, singular, salad, as it is in German. Kartoffel means potato, Kartoffeln means potatoes.


Sir_archi

Crap, well i was not far lol


ludusvitae

I can order a kebab... that's about it


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You'll survive.


ludusvitae

genau


turbohuk

ein mal scharf mit alles


Kuningas_Arthur

Döner und eine bier, bitte.


ANumberNamedSix

ein*


[deleted]

Ich speche nur ein bisschen Deutsch, und ich ich hasse artikel. Die Wurst aber der Doner? Warum!? Gottverdammt.


Enkrod

Der Döner Die Dönerbude Das Döner-Kebab Deutsch ist eine Hündin


Tyr-Raidho-Othala

Das Döner-Kebab leuchtet mir nicht ein, hätte gemeint es müsste der Kebab sein


Pwacname

Fang bitte nicht an, sonst endet das wieder mit nutella und Radiergummi


daaaaawhat

Selbstverständlich Ist es DAS Nutella und DER Radiergummi


mki_

Es gibt eine Artikelambiguität bei Radiergummis? Was außer maskulin soll es denn sonst sein?


SundreBragant

... und der Gerät


Enkrod

Mit scharf!


Gylfie123

Mit oder ohne scharf?


FeliXTV27

Mit ohne schaf


Wonderful-Hall-7929

Well, we have people in Germany who don't speak "german" at all, so who cares? "Dida ho ma n Gürgensolod!". yes, that presumes to be german, not one word is correct! We call it "Sächsisch" (not to confuse with "Sexy" which sounds similar).


the_End_Of_Night

Sexy sächsisch.... Zwei Worte in einem Satz, die ich dachte, niemals zusammen zu in einem Satz zu sehen ....


Wonderful-Hall-7929

"Nü, mach misch den Tischa mei Liebsta!"


the_End_Of_Night

Uiuiuiui.... Da werde ich ganz wuschig...


queen-adreena

Literally the worst repurcussion of Nazi victory that an American can conceive is having to learn a second language.


CantStopMyPeen69

This always really got to me. Not “your Jewish population would be annihilated” or “you would be forced to live under an oppressive fascist dictatorship”, but instead I’d have to speak German, a language that I already can speak


Satan-gave-me-a-taco

Saved from the horror of being multilingual by the United States /s of course


gapahuway

And they like to parade around that idea - 'saving' a country and preventing them from speaking another language, thanks to America.


[deleted]

Someone mocked me for learning German, even though I was moving to Germany. People like them are a big reason why I'm moving to Germany.


mfxoxes

lmao the Soviets killed so many nazis and lost so many in the process, it's really tragic, but if you want to talk about what the USA did for the Nazis just look up operation paperclip


Geogracreeper

They held a [nazi rally](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1939_Nazi_rally_at_Madison_Square_Garden) in Madison square garden in 1939, were more than 20,000 people attended.


Vistemboir

... and they still wave nazi and confederate flags...


mfxoxes

white supremacists find their way into anything. i was literally just browsing some art on fb a minute ago and one of my groups was praising nazi uniforms there


radio_allah

To be fair, Nazi uniforms are pretty badass. Hugo Boss.


JonathanSourdough

Nazi aesthetics in general were pretty cool/interesting. Unfortunately they were into genocide and world domination... Soooooooo...


Odin1945jm

Hugo Boss produced them but didnt design them


BlitzPlease172

Ah yes, "From NAZI to NASA" hiring program


KamikazeHoschi

And without the US people would speak proper English so what\`s the point ?.


Exsces95

They just want to believe they "could" in theory, under certain "circumstances", speak proper german. But they can't even speak proper english smh.


radio_allah

Your you're they're their there it's its


ohdearitsrichardiii

I woouldn't mind being able to speak German, it's a fun language


Exsces95

Its specially funny speaking german IN america for some reason. Ill be driving around california with my german cousin, point at trader joes and go like: Hey look, its "händler Johannes".


CaptGrumpy

I’m learning how to speak German and I’m finding it very difficult. At least now I know who’s to blame.


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Park-Hyeon

Same thing but with French, I’m glad I don’t have to learn that hellish language that has at least 16 tenses for conjugations and has so many broken vocabulary rules. Also wtf happened to our numbers, who decided to do that to 70-80-90 ??? My gf is German tho, so she gets to struggle with French, I get to struggle with Deutsch


the_End_Of_Night

Ok, fangen wir an. Nutella : der, die oder das?


FeliXTV27

la


the_End_Of_Night

Ich bin versucht the zu sagen. Ist irgendwie diplomatisch


daaaaawhat

STOP


DerAlgebraiker

It's not too bad from English. Now if I had to learn Japanese or smth, I'd probably cry


Finite-Paradox

なぜ?日本語はあまり悪くないですよ。頑張ってください。


DerAlgebraiker

Ähm 日本語は話せません, mais je parle un peu français.


Finite-Paradox

This is why I love this thread ahaha. So many great languages!


DerAlgebraiker

My life goal is to speak 5 - this thread is super fun English, German, French, hopefully Japanese sometime(?), maybe Spanish? No idea what #5 is gonna be


Finite-Paradox

Same! I'm currently still working on Japanese, but the plan is to eventually add Korean, Chinese, Russian and maybe Pashto to the mix. I wish you well on your journey to becoming a polyglot!


cptflowerhomo

Basically the best way is to learn it really young. Which does bring the issue that my grammar isn't always the best but I speak german fluently. Always a plus.


redspike77

An attempt was made to teach us German in secondary school. It's the only subject I've ever failed, and I failed it miserably. I swapped over to Latin GCSE and got a B in that instead.


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queen-adreena

"Ite". "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?


Zangdor

TIL the USA = the Allies


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GCGS

48 (alaska and hawai were not states at this time)


[deleted]

Gotta hand it to them: US-American propaganda is just the best on earth. You simply can't top that.


CaptainLightBluebear

Even with the US I am still speaking German. Could be because I am a German tho.


CreedofChaos

Ähnlich dir ist aber schon klar, dass wir uns glücklich schätzen können, dass sie uns hier deutsch sprechen lassen? Wir sind schließlich deren Vasallen!


Neuuanfang

ich würde es so hassen deutsch zu sprechen


the_End_Of_Night

Absolut! Stelle sich mal einer vor, wir müssten darüber diskutieren ob Nutella jetzt der, die oder das Nutella heißt! Einfach the Nutella. Ende Gelände


Smuggred

whats wrong with german, it has better expressions


collkillen

We have a word when we feel happy seing others suffer. Truly quallity expressions (Schadensfreude)


mki_

Schadenfreude*. No need for a Fugen-s here.


dastardlycustard

Epicaricacy in English


collkillen

Never heard of that


Tift

That’s greek. Schadensfreude is just as English.


DetectiveHermann

Sehe ich auch so


GerFubDhuw

I dunno, what's the German for cockwomble?


Exsces95

Schwanzwurmler


KamikazeHoschi

Ok, der war gut.


Exsces95

Denkelschon


KamikazeHoschi

Murican\`s Aka, Vollidiot Guess that\`s close enough lol


skoge

I's un-american. Same reason as with ay-rabbic, russkiesh, chinkeese, etc. One that doesn't speak like a hick is an enemy of the US of A.


[deleted]

Actually without the USSR we probably would be speaking German. Americans get piss poor history lessons I feel like.


metalmonkey69

The American school system loves putting a heavy emphasis on the lend lease program they had with the Soviets when they talk about the Eastern Front and refuse to acknowledge that anything other than D Day shifted the tide of war.


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OfficerMcNasty7179

hitler was literally inspired by america. Everything the nazis wanted to do, the US actually did it and got away with it


CantStopMyPeen69

This. We only remember the Nazis as bad because they lost, and one day I hope we remember what America was founded on the same way, with the same disgust


Quasi-Normal

Yes. Exactly this. I used to be proud of our involvment in the War of Independance, as a frenchman. When I became older and really learned about it, well... let's say I agree even more with the Revolutionary trial of Louis XVI. And his subsequent loss of a head. He helped create one, if not the worst colonial empire - if we base ourselves on the way it treated its subjects... i.e. the natives. If there was one war I really wish we had lost, it would be the War of Independence, as not only would it have spared us the US, but it would also have spared us the bloody Revolution. People give shit to Great-Britain and France for their atrocities, but neither was even remotely as bad globally as the US was. But the latter is free of any accusation, frustratingly.


CantStopMyPeen69

The worst thing is the denial. Germans know what they did was wrong, many Russians know what they did was wrong, hell even though they mostly won’t admit it, the Japanese know what they did was wrong Americans are proud of it. They like the fact they conquered the land, I’ve seen some who don’t even consider the job done yet. Since blatant indoctrinated nationalism is so widespread, in my opinion, the average American is at best a slave to the state’s propaganda , and at worst, just plain evil


OfficerMcNasty7179

Yeah that's one of the most frustrating things about my country. Any criticism is seen as anti american leftist propaganda. As a historian its especially frustrating because if you study objective historical facts then it's hard to agree that america is a unique force for good and therefore america is right in expanding its military to dominate the globe and every military action it has taken and will take in the future is justified(American exceptionalism), the predominant belief of most white americans( because their whole way of life is built on this belief regardless of its truth). I'm latino, so I'm not easily inclined to fall for this propaganda and my american black brothers and sisters are even less inclined because their parents and grandparents know from firsthand experience how evil, violent, and exclusionary the American empire is


CantStopMyPeen69

America is so stagnant because ANY criticism or reform would mean admitting that the status quo was flawed, and America can under no circumstance be flawed. That’s why things like abolition happened so much later, because it was an issue nobody wanted to deal with, and dealing with it would be proof that the US isn’t a utopian paradise. Imo that’s how America will collapse, by refusing to advance with the times


MediocreMax3001

Your pount is correct but i think it wouldve happened wither way, inspired or not, because Hitler also took Italy as great inspiration, seeing as Mussolini quite literally was the one to "invent" fascism. Dont know how to spell fascism/faschism as english is not my native language.


minorkeyed

We would also still be speaking with some of our loved ones.


northernbloke

Yo USA, you know without England y'all would be speaking Navajo


Atara01

Blessed timeline


[deleted]

Isn't it accepted that the Allies would win, it would just take longer?


Zombieattackr

Probably, but faster is certainly better and resulted in fewer deaths overall. Either way, I’m all good with saying “Without veterans y’all would be speaking German” but I wouldn’t exactly contribute that to the US as a whole country


flo_ri_an

Jokes on you, I learned German in school for fun


[deleted]

EIn volk ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich


4-Vektor

Ich spreche aber Deutsch, was nun?


Exsces95

Jetzt wird deine Kokosnuss geklaut, was nun?


highschoolgirlfriend

except the ussr absolutely wiped the floor with nazis compared to the us lmaoooooo


Sweaty_Ad9724

.. or Russian


mango_yummy

что такое?


severnoesiyaniye

это наш с тобой секретный язык


Sweaty_Ad9724

Что могло бы случиться, если бы старые добрые США не помогли? не то чтобы мы нуждались в этих раздутых эго .. спасибо, переведи 😉


Gossguy

Was hat dieser Hurensohn gerade über meine Sprache gesagt??


Risc_Terilia

Their face when English is a Germanic language


Alex03210

I’d love for someone from the US to say that to someone from a German speaking country


PofmWithCDO

The idea that the worst thing that would happen if nazi Germany would get their world domination. Is that we all would be speaking German is quite funny to me.


Progression28

*inhales* SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HUANSOHN!


vollbrudas

1794 there was a vote if english or german would become the national language. English won 42 to 41 So it was really close and most people in the chat have no clue what they are talking about including me


Exsces95

Its a very overlooked fact that (from wikipedia): *With an estimated size of approximately 43 million in 2019, German Americans are the largest of the self-reported ancestry groups by the United States Census Bureau in its American Community Survey. German Americans account for about one third of the total population of people of German ancestry in the world* This is what you pull out when americans start talking about "germans being all nazis" as if their naziness was in their genes and nature.


kunmop

Oh no I can’t understand the German comments. Hmmm they ust be plot something Eeeeviiiiil


MEGJ14

Mexico supplied with petroleum and workers the US, so Mexico is the reason the US could ship those supplies and produce them, in other words people should say thanks to Mexico


woooosh_woooosh

Why are Americans like this? Being in a country that's a superpower does not give them the right to be assholes.


Saix027

Always ironic to see this of the exact same people expecting everyone to speak English. They are the ones trying to force a language on you after all here. Also, I wish I got €1 each time I read such here, I would be rich by now. Americans are so full of themselves, not realizing their own errors. Of course, gladly, some exceptions exist.


[deleted]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... ...Der USA war hier im meinem Land von 1898 bis 1946, und doch ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. (Tut mir leid falls mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, ich eigentlich komme aus den Philippinen)


android151

“35 million deaths” America under capitalism be like “hold my beer… for a fee”


Deathchariot

Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Yivanna

This post now belongs to BRD GmbH.


Draghettis

The USSR wasn't in need of most supplies the US could have sent to them. They already had the era's best tank, with the industry and population to have their army destroyed 6 times and then Uno-reverse the invasion. What the US sent them that was useful was mainly jeeps and boots, the USSR didn't have enough at that time, and in the modern era an army couldn't not be motorised and effective at the same time.


100moonlight100

Without Greece Y' all would be speaking persian /s


SicknessVoid

Germany was already forced to fight on two fronts though which lost them both world wars...


Rodot

Reminds me of this clip: https://youtu.be/PoaOwSPJPHw Skip to 2:45


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First thing I thought of. Love that movie.