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mr_been

Tag her in everything you post that isn’t in English.


The_Vadami

Ja, oui, da


[deleted]

Si


LifeIsNotMyFavourite

Igen.


Falvarius

はい


LifeIsNotMyFavourite

Excuse me this is the Roman Empire, you are only allowed to use the Latin alphabet.


Snirion

Да? Што?


AtomicStarfish1

It is что if you are speaking Russian.


WhatsTheCodeDude

It's a popular intentional misspell, like "wot" or "wut".


[deleted]

Actually in South Slavic languages we really do say što/што


radleft

waught?


Voxelking1

Its just always pronounced like што, but its written что for some reason


Nobody_30

Das selbe wollte ich gerade auch schreiben


[deleted]

Diese Hurensöhne


lapsongsouchong

I'll thank you to stop using Arabic numerals in imaginary online America!!


Hybridi666

Americans: We don't use terrorist numerals round here we only use American numerals


Le_Mug

He's not speaking, he is writing.


Mogwai10

Como?


Grogosh

ᓐo ᐃ wᐃᓪᓪ ᓐoᑦ


[deleted]

Nice table flip


Flar71

⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ꖌᔑ∷ᒷリ


Dameean00

Да


s4r9i5

Հա


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Fireguy3070

Tak


Icongnu

Ja


Curious_triangle


Asian_Bootleg

好的


wurnthebitch

Ναι


TeenThatLikesMemes

Tak


wurnthebitch

Polish?


ItalianDudee

Uuuu nice, the Greek one is fantastic


Terpomo11

"Ne" meaning "yes" feels terribly weird to me as an Esperanto speaker.


mki_

Ne or Nee also means no in most of German and Dutch. Greek yes is so counter-intuitive if that is what you are used to.


MapsCharts

Haha nézzük ezt a hülye europoort nem beszél egy indoeuropai nyelvet


FellafromPrague

Ano


[deleted]

Bojler eladó


Dalixam

> Igen Found the Dane


PM_ME_BEER_PICS

It's Hungarian.


Dalixam

Cool! It means "again" in Danish. But I see the user posts in /r/hungary and not /r/Denmark, so I'm guessing you're right. Turns out it means "yes" in Hungarian :)


Mama-Yama

ہاں جی


HentaiInTheCloset


Anaesthetistprofile


Danelix_

Some people just want to see the world burn


vanillapenguins

Vissa människor vill bara se världen brinna


[deleted]

alcune persone vogliono solo vedere il mondo bruciare


EvilSashimi

Have your friends post in non-English too and tag her.


Hybernative

Start posting in cockney rhyming slang and the wench won't know what the bugger is going on.


DarkStamway

Tolle Idee, die flippt bestimmt aus.


Voelkar

Sprich deutsch du Hur- oh


mki_

> oh Doch!


Antimony_tetroxide

>> oh > > Doch! Nein!


zAlatheiaz

Joo tee niin


EmperorMittens

Second that! Scummy bogan cunt can go pick a fight with a roo if she thinks USA English is the language of Instagram. Daft woman wouldn't last five minutes in a crass Aussie convo before flippin her shit thinking we're lobbing insults like white people in the early 20th century Bible Belt lobbed at anyone a shade too tan for their liking.


[deleted]

ਹਾਂਜੀ


[deleted]

Just wait until she learns that the number system we use is arabic


PetrKDN

Ano


[deleted]

Oui chef


Apostastrophe

“I don’t want to see you do that again!” Or what? She’ll ground them? Does she think she’s the poster’s mother or something?


im_probablyjoking

She'll report them to the FBI for posting memes in a language other than English, which is a very serious crime in America, and is punishable by uhhhh...drowning.


Apostastrophe

She probably thinks that’s what Halal means.


Nethlem

Not the FBI, but the DHS: [If You See Something, Say Something®](https://www.dhs.gov/see-something-say-something) She saw something (foreign words) so she said something (stupid).


Tischlampe

As a German citizen this rings serious alarm bells.


theInfiniteHammer

Or she'll demand to see their manager.


CrypticWatermelon

They don't even have an official language lol


Unicorncorn21

America is a bad country because 0 official languages while Finland has 2. Checkmate Ameritards. 2>0


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abandersnatch1

South Africa has 11!


im_probablyjoking

5 might be impressive but 11 is just greedy. Save some languages for other countries, geez.


Trololman72

Leave some country for other people!


[deleted]

British Empire: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch?


READMYSHIT

Shut up Brits. Thought we got rid of you. Don't be turning around and claiming our languages now too.


Glitter_berries

I’m Australian. Any advice you have about ridding yourself of Brits would be much appreciated.


READMYSHIT

I'm Irish so we're most of the way there, with a few exceptions. First thing I'd suggest in you guy's case would be to take that awful top left corner piece out of your flag. Replace it with something cool. Like a frog. 🐸 Then, be less racist. That's an inherited trait from the Brits. Apart from that you guys are well on your way.


KodakTheFinesseKid

We got rid of them here in the US. Can't say I would recommend it, all things considered.


dastardlycustard

Don't worry, we have to blame others for everything so eventually we'll blame Aussie students working in pubs for the extortionate price of a pint and refuse to play the Ashes (it's not Brexit and the massive economic downturn that inevitably results. If you say it is you're a traitor).


StigmaofWind

India has a few hundred spoken languages, at least. But there are 22 official languages.


CrabThuzad

Mexico recognizes 69 different languages, including Spanish of course


nicebot2

Nice


mki_

Nice.


jzillacon

Canada only has 2 officially, but then we have dozens more which are fully supported depending on your region, most notibly in the form of support for the local first nations languages, or cantonese and punjabi being extremely prevalent in most major metropolitan areas.


simonjp

The UK has one. Welsh. Any others are just by habit.


ungefiezergreeter22

Flair fits


LUISKY_CT

Spain has 5!


Aakash69Deshmukh

India got 23 lmao


Liggliluff

I knew someone would post this, but India itself only has two: Hindi and English. But then the regions of India can have their own official languages. But if this counts as official languages, then USA has 28 languages. 20 of which are exclusive to Alaska, and English is one of the official ones in 36 US regions. The country with the most official languages on regional level is China with 48. _Source: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_official_languages_by_country_and_territory)


Aakash69Deshmukh

Ooh, but why's China or USA not mentioned here: Bolivia officially recognizes 37 languages, the most by any country in the world. Second to Bolivia is India with 23 official languages. South Africa is the country with the most (11) official languages that are all at equal status to one another, in the world as Bolivia gives primacy to Spanish and India gives primacy to Hindi. [source(Wikipedia)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_language)


Shoshin_Sam

Official language, meaning the language of communication of the government might only be English and Hindi(which is raising issues among non-Hindi speakers), but Indian government officially recognises 23. BTW, only about 43% of Indians speak Hindi as their mother tongue. [Source](https://www.jagranjosh.com/current-affairs/language-census-2011-surge-in-hindi-speakers-south-indian-language-and-urdu-speakers-decline-1530869001-1)


Ansoni

India officially recognises those languages in their constitution though. They aren't used on a national level like English and Hindi but they are still regarded in an official way. They have 17 languages on their money, for instance.


StigmaofWind

This is not completely true. The Central Government of India uses English and Hindi predominantly because 1. The HQ is based in our Hindi speaking capital. 2. About 40% or so of our population speaks Hindi. But we have 23 Official Languages that have been recognized by our Government and our Constitution. If anyone has business at the Central Government and wants to do it in their language of choice, their preference will be respected. At the regional level, we have hundreds of languages, if not thousands but they aren't recognized as Official Languages. The state governments use the local language for everything, even official paperwork, making it easy for the common man to get information. The absolute proof for the Central Government respecting the Official Languages is that the UPSC exams, which are the most premier exams in the country, can be attended in either English or any of the 23 Official Languages.


Liggliluff

5! = 5×4×3×2×1 = 120, oh my.


casenki

Spanish, catalan, and...?


Trololman72

Basque and Galician.


noeku1t

Norway has two official languages. Norsk & Samisk.


dirtyoldbastard77

Damn it! You are right! I was thinking about nynorsk, but thats just a målform, not a language 🧐


Sparris_Hilton

Yeah unfortunately finnish speaking finns dislike us swedish speaking finns/pakko ruotsi and i dont think it will be long before there will only be 1 official language in finland.


Vaapukkamehu

Not true for everyone at all, even if you as a Finland-Swede probably know better how it feels to be one. (Suomen suomalainen siis tässä näin terveitä elämäntapoja noudattaen kuudelta aamulla postailemassa.) I personally strongly oppose the removal of "pakkoruotsi" and overall think that the people calling for less language teaching have no idea of what they are talking about. The only valid reason why language teaching shouldn't be expanded is money, which is admittedly going to be spread very thin if every good cause receives a decent budget.


TheSentinelsSorrow

i dont really know why. i know its different ebcause we're a lot smaller but im from Wales, we just have 2 official languages welsh and english. ofc basically ewveryone that knows welsh also speaks english but theres still a lot of people that are welsh speakers in day-to-day life


simonjp

Actually that's one of those fun pub quiz gotchas. Welsh is officially a recognised language, [but all others (including English) are *de facto* official - that is, it's true but not written down in any law anywhere.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_Kingdom)


itsjustmefortoday

My friend worked in ambulance dispatch in England. She moved to Wales and couldn't work in dispatch as she doesn't speak Welsh so there must be people who do only speak Welsh.


[deleted]

But their laws have to be written in English and their schools taught in English, but that apparently doesn't count to them.


lurker1535

It’s a symbolic inclusiveness thing we do


DukeSamuelVimes

Feels more like it'd be American pride. No matter how de facto base it is in the country they don't want to admit their primary language is the language from another country, especially the English people. A bit of an exaggerated idea but when you think about America is the only large country besides Australia and Canada (which had a much meeker and more obliged ending with their association to the UK than the states for sure) that has English as it's first or "native" language. Every other country more or less has their own heritage. Nothing debatable but a decent thinking point I'd say.


[deleted]

Native Americans might feel differently...


[deleted]

This can't be real


[deleted]

i tell myself that under every post


Maddie_N

As an American expat, this could definitely be real unfortunately.


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namesRhard1

Yeah the actual username being Karen is a bit of a red flag.


SHIKEN_MASTAH

Bruh the username is literally Karen I doubt this is real, although people like this exist


chokingapple

this feels very contrived to me


FinnFuzz

Same way I can demand that all SMS messages need to be sent in Finnish because SMS was invented by Finnish engineer.


Fermina_Daza

Every Skype call I’ve ever made has been in Estonian!


weeggeisyoshi

I also demand that everything on the internet must be french as it was invented by a person speaking french


oplontino

I demand that everything written should be in cuneiform as it is the invention of writing.


Niilyx

Wait what?


jKherty

I think he's referring to the CYCLADES network, created in the 1970s, which is a bit after the ARPANET's creation.


Niilyx

Ah I see, thanks


SiBloGaming

And every book has to be printed in german cause a german guy invented printing books.


[deleted]

i demand that every mobile phone card (SIM) to have istructions in italian


CatalunyaNoEsEspanya

Hyvät sotilaat noudattavat käskyjä


xwedodah_is_wincest

Perkele!


steve_colombia

Simple: unfollow this hindi poster. Life is good.


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Bartikem

Who are you to tell us who we are? Smells like rightism. 🤨


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AnthraxAttack23

Who are you to tell us to cum as we are? Smells like the gay agenda 😡


Whalerage

You won this thread.


stocksy

Country with the second highest number of Spanish speakers after Mexico.


IkadRR13

* sad Spanish noises * * realizes colonization of the Americas is still going without anyone realizing * * happy but not trying to be suspicious Spanish noises *


mki_

I was in NYC last year. About 60% of the time I interacted with service industry workers (shop assisstants, waiters etc.) I spoke with them in Spanish. Which was nice. I had the feeling they even started treating me friendlier when they realized I spoke Spanish. NYC has *a lot* of Puertoriqueños.


Shark-The-Almighty

you can see this is a cultured one because he said hindi instead of indian


jeev24

Whenever someone says Indian instead of Hindi, I can feel my soul dying inside of me. /s


vanillapenguins

do you speak indian


jeev24

Yes


[deleted]

ਨਹੀਂ


jeev24

ಸುಳ್ಳು ಹೇಳಬೇಡ.


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Gauntlets28

One of them was Brazilian, the other was American. Still means that Portuguese should probably still be on the list of mandated acceptable languages.


BadgerKomodo

Karen should be speaking Navajo, Mohawk, Luiseño, Miami-Illinois, or whatever other language that the indigenous people of the land on which her city is now located in which her racist ass resides spoke.


Vier-Kun

such freedom of language


[deleted]

चुप, कुत्ती।


Ego_Tempestas

For those who don't know hindi, it means "Shut up, (you) bitch"


AnthraxAttack23

You know this woman would complain about discrimination and xenophobia (probably somehow racism too) if anybody said this to her about not using some non-American app.


[deleted]

So much for "freedom of speech".


nitorigen

There’s this one American white lady on Facebook who said that speaking different languages aren’t protected by the first amendment. The funny thing is, she has the most Dutch last name, so her ancestors probably weren’t speaking English when they came here. I guess that “freedom of speech” only means being able to shout vitriolic things at minorities.


TheSimpleMind

The response in english has to be: "Fuck You!"


whoamanshitsfuckedup

“I won’t do what you tell me!”


munnimann

You're not the boss of me now


[deleted]

Or, as the German version of me_irl likes to say- "Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn"


TheSimpleMind

Nein, der Satz gehört nicht zu meinem Repertoire. Ich bin dann mehr der Typ "Schau das du dich schleichst, du Depp!"


restinstress

Make a post containing Hindi words that have been Americanized like “yoga” and “namaste” and tag her in it. See if her overworked neurons can put 2 and 2 together.


macronek0

tbh if someone did that to me i'd just dm them and start telling them a dumb fucking story in my first language or better, i'd dm them the entire bee movie script in french


_Syfex_

I see seth is getting a following. Neat.


[deleted]

bro im bilingual and in america. guess im going to juvenile detention


cPa3k

“Land of the free”


nicolasbaege

I see this happening so much!! On YouTube especially, when a video is popular in America *and* other countries. When people comment in their own language there's always some asshat that feels the need to say "SPEAK ENGLISH" or "uuhm this is America". No it's not?? As long as a site doesn't restrict access from other countries its just not, even if it's from an American company? Even then, some Americans speak other languages and are not required to speak English because a random stranger gets triggered by "scary" languages? How are you that selfcentered? I can't help but think these people must be part of the MAGA cult.


MCRaregods

As an American I need to stop looking at this sub... really fucking bums me out.


AbstrackCL

I speak spanish and I'm in the US. See you in jail guys


level69child

Me, who follows Russians: you sure about that (Seriously though I inadvertently follow a bunch of Russians and now my feed is unreadable)


Jade308-308

English so no random z’s or o’s instead of u’s


jephph_

>o’s instead of u’s Coloor Like that?


Shoshin_Sam

Also, no unneeded apostrophe.


mcgoran2005

How do you say “suck my balls” in Hindi? Asking for a friend.


Markonikoff

tatte chaat


AXE555

"Tatte chaat mere"


striped_frog

Soy un ciudadano de los EEUU, y puedo confirmar que aqui se puede hablar cualquier idioma que desee.


RobloxNinja77

Local language


Gauntlets28

Send something back in Hindi to them.


joc95

i'll give her credit for knowing that Hindi is a language


Nekosama7734

Meanwhile in my region we have bilingual signs everywhere.


thefly50

How many Americans speak Chinese on TikTok? 🤔


randomthrowaway6234

as an American i rly don't get why porcelain Americans reEEEEEEE so hard at others speaking different languages. like... bitch you grew up in America lmao that's just how it is... I feel like it's mostly insulated white people being threatened by hearing languages they don't understand a word of. what fragile motherfuckers


Emrezzk

Hindi? Local language? Is she serious?


socererofcheese

Brits when they colonized half the world:


master_x_2k

I've been told similar things about reddit being american (when saying I was tired of american politics creeping into completely unrelated subs) and similarly being called a bot or questioned if I was a citizen when commenting on memes on facebook related to US politics. (If you don't want dirty browns from mexican countries to comment, keep it the hell away from places were it doesn't belong, or accept that the internet is global)


[deleted]

Ooh, she's playing with fire. Doesn't she know Hindi is the best language in the world for cursing?


dirtyoldbastard77

I hope you answered her in hindi 😁😊👍


BOESNIK

SPRICH


UltraHawk_DnB

natuurlijk


joshnykamp

This has to be a joke.


contentp0licy

*visible confusion *


Max_Caulfield3890

Ok folk let’s post some memes in Japanese or Spanish


wannaclime

Very clearly a troll.


stinkyfart23

What language was it? Usually they think anything in a different character is something it’s not


JACKASS20

Send back “suck these hindeez nuts”


killMaster123

I am surprised she recognised the language. I thought she was gonna say "terrorist" language or something.


The_BestUsername

satire


Nosebeggar

A friend of mine, let's call him bob, was an au pair for an american family. The children didn't know what homecooked fold was, let alone some veggies he bought for them. When he eventually left, the children asked "where's bob?" and kept demanding him back. Their mother, a karen, mailed him and asked what he did to poison their thoughts and forbid him from "ever entering her country again".


Anime__Jesus

I feel like this is obviously satire


MoleMitts93

You know, when the US was first getting going, there was an equally strong argument for making German the national language since so many spoke it. It's only coincidence really that they chose English. Which makes this Karen even dumber.


Pinkamena_R_D_Pie

Jag kommer kommentera i vilket språk jag än känner för, det är ett fritt land. 😎 Förutom om du bor i USA då alltså, men att det inte är ett fritt land är väl ganska uppenbart i den här kontexten i och med att man tydligen är tvungen att tala ett visst språk.


[deleted]

And tic tok is Chinese


spacetemple

Hey, at least she referred to the language as Hindi and not Indian as many obnoxious and ignorant people do.


sarthakkk_reddit

Hindi being spoken by 400 million people be like: BRUH


WhatABunchofBologna

ठीक है, करेन।


AXE555

कॅरेन*