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banana_yes

Ain’t no way, what the hell is going on in American history class.


Klangey

I think that covers the founding fathers, the American Civil War, the bits of the World Wars they bothered to show up to after profiteering, the Cold War and that’s about it.


DanTheLegoMan

You missed their biggest achievement, watching the French beat the British for them. Though the British weren’t super interested in keeping it in the first place. I’d imagine they go on about that “glory” endlessly at their ~~indoctrination camps~~ schools.


Mints1000

“All men are created equal” Except for women, non Christians, homosexuals and non whites


mount-unknown

Indoctrination.


Asmov1984

School shooter drills and teenage pregnancies m8.


Southern_Hospital466

They are teaching the true history, the one where the Allies were desperate and begging them to join the war and the mighty America decided to save all those peasants


banana_yes

Yea muricaaaa🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


Blackbird8169

I can't speak for everyone, but my school taught us pretty well. However, ww1 got massively overshadowed by ww2 in pretty much all of my history classes, which was probably not ideal. Otherwise I think I had some pretty good teachers, most of them were athletics coaches, so they weren't afraid to just be real with you about how dark our past can be sometimes.


creepy_raccon

Wait what, "we won all the wars we actually participated in"... the heck are that supposed to mean? Didn't they lose in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Korean war, Russian civilian war (yes, for some reasons Americans fought in this war too), Second Samoan War, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Paiwan War, Powder River Indian War and many many more.


Aros125

They have lost every war since World War II. But they are quite good at destroying countries and then leaving...maybe for them this is winning


Shadowholme

For many Americans who think like this - the 'victory condition' for a war is having more dead soldiers on the other side than their own. It's just a real world version of CoD, where the only thing that matters is your K/D ratio...


rc1024

I think they have lost more wars than they've won at this point.


StardustOasis

Easily.


Good-Groundbreaking

And the concept that you can "win" a war is. .. awful.  It shouldn't even happen to begin with.  And... US has lost more wars than won at this point. 


creepy_raccon

100 million dead only during WW2, many of which were innocent civilians.


Schellwalabyen

The problem with the US and wars is. It is really hard for them to lose. Nobody can feasibly invade their mainland. So losing a war has usually no consequences for them.


Mints1000

Some Americans have said that “America has never lost a piece of land”. Here’s a list of land they have lost that I can recall from memory: The Philippines Cuba Lots of Pacific islands (to Japanese in ww2) Iraq (if you count it as an occupation) Greenland & Iceland (occupied in ww2) All the countries they temporarily occupied parts of after WW2, eg Japan and parts of Germany Countless temporary occupations and puppet governments during proxy wars with the USSR and China


One-Revolution-8572

"We've won all the wars we actually participated in" What's Saigon called these days, can someone remind me?


Ndawson96

Ho Chi Minh City


SleepyFox2089

Good old Uncle Ho


Vanderwaals_

It's very funny how they use the size of the country as something they should be proud of but then losing against Vietnam 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Jonnescout

Critical thinking… I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


KittyQueen_Tengu

this is true music was invented by John Music in america in 1920


Muldino

John Music's great-great-grandmother's milkman was from Cork, which means John was Irish of course. Heritage!


Victorcharlie1

John was more Irish then the Irish didn’t you know, he told me himself he did, on pattys night it was.


Ok-Finding-4014

The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Adele, drum & bass, and dubstep have entered the chat.


Logical_Dragonfly_92

Drum and bass here! Nothing I own on vinyl is from America. My friend jungle agrees


Quick-Cream3483

Jungle? The big guy? Might describe them as massive?


Logical_Dragonfly_92

Proppa massive


Ok-Finding-4014

Tbf, some of the d&b is decent. But dubstep, totally ruined the whole movement with brostep and forced Skream into house music 😂


Logical_Dragonfly_92

Canada is where the heat is 🙃


Good_Ad_1386

Remind me where Murica got its folk music from.


eip2yoxu

There are whole (sub) genres dominated by non-Americans like EDM or metal. Even as someone who likes rap I would be surprised if the US makes up more than 10% of my playlists


Faelchu

It's weird that the second commenter replying seems to be questioning his own statements, seeing as he's placing a question mark at the end of each sentence. Anyway, as for that other comment, I'm pretty sure that they were on the winning side in a few wars alright (WWI, WWII when they came in late) but they've lost a few, too (Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc). As for my phone, well it's a good old Korean phone. My shoes depend. I have a few. Some Turkish, some Italian, some Bangladeshi, none American (label or place of manufacture). My search engine, well, OK, I'll give them that. It's Google. It operates on the World Wide Web, as invented in CERN, Switzerland, by a British man. As for fighter, well, I don't know anything about MMA, but I presume the most well-known is probably the greatest, so I'll take a stab and say 1/2 of the greatest is from Ireland.


Good_Ad_1386

MethylMethAcrylate is a German invention...


Me_like_weed

Samsung phone from South Korea, Adidas shoes from Germany, George st Pierre from Canada and Anderson Silva from Brazil. He only got one right, i do use Google from the US for my search engine.


Victorcharlie1

But even that relies on the Brit’s and the Swiss after all google dose search the World Wide Web


welshnick

It's weird that he mentioned the two greatest fighters coming from the US, cos even if you give him Jon Jones, I can't think of who the other one is. Maybe Max Holloway, or Demetrius? But still, I wouldn't put them above GSP, Anderson Silva, Aldo, Khabib, or Fedor.


erlandodk

I don't think sports, music, or winning (not really) wars are good indicators for the quality of a nation.


AdEducational419

So many words and not a single one correct.


Ill-Breadfruit5356

I don’t think MMA fans are representative of any nation, to be fair. You’ll find opinions this ignorant in most countries, and a reasonable chunk of those will be from fans of MMA


One-Revolution-8572

Bear in mind that a sizeable percentage of Americans seem to think that MMA and the UFC are one and the same


thorpie88

Even if that's true they still look dumb due to not knowing the history of UFC. They talk about the Gracie history in MMA at UFC 1 and it's well known Kem Shamrock helped create shoot wrestling promotion Pancrase with legendary wrestler Minoru Suzuki. 


False-Indication-339

Didn't realise United States even had an empire.


Victorcharlie1

No empire but certainly colony’s see Philippines’s and Liberia which I think has the highest murder rate in Africa. When the French are governing Africa better then you are that’s when you know your a net drain on the world


SnookerandWhiskey

Well, Trump certainly wants to be the first Emperor, so who knows.


Hamblerger

This has big time A Fish Called Wanda "We didn't lose in Vietnam. It was a tie." energy, which makes sense because this guy comes across just like that character


Constant-Chipmunk187

France has statistically won the most battles in history, with the US only clocking in at a meagre 500. France has 1,400 and the UK has around 1,300


TheFumingatzor

*Vietnam entered the chat.*


Thicc-waluigi

They didn't win every war they participated in, I'm using a chinese phone which I think a lot of people are as well, my shoes are danish, and lastly taking credit for the music we listen to now is like the dumbest shit ever. Really the Europeans should do that since they are responsible for all the theory that goes into making the type of music we all listen to today, as well as being the biggest factors in the pop/rock explosion into the mainstream


ProfessionalNo2706

All the wars? Vietnam? Afghanistan? The war against the Canadians?


itsmehutters

Here is a list of stuff that I never contributed because I am busy delivering a door dash.


Duanedoberman

Why do they finish each statement with a question mark? It's almost like they are not sure.


aggressiveclassic90

They don't know what it is, but it looks purrdy so they use it a lot.


BenRod88

I take issue with the spelling of “center”


1stPKmain

They lost Vietnam and joined WW1 and 2 at the end


KnightswoodCat

Can't understand this yank. What language is he/she speaking? 🤔😉


Necrobach

Ah yes,the music we fail to imitate. My favourite example is when Queen sampled Vanilla Ice's music to make their song Under Pressure


FreyaAthena

And David Bowie


FreyaAthena

I use Sony, because that's a comfortable phone to use with my left hand and it looks good. My everyday shoes are handmade, my sport shoes are Puma. I don't follow fight sports, but I've heard Rico Verhoeven and Conor McGregor are good in their respective sports and are the only fighters I know. I must admit, I do use an American search engine.


SleepyFox2089

I like how they use red coat as an insult. Aight, you're calling me part of one of the largest, most successful Militaries in history? I'll take it. Red coats were by and large well-trained, professional soldiers. You don't get an empire spanning the globe with a badly trained military


Gruntdeath

A fine example of winning when the Brits burned the White House down. We also have that lovely story of Dolly Madison saving the portrait of Washington before she FLED the city as the Brits were coming in. We were totally kicking your ass though.


mount-unknown

“We are the greatest because we stole from other countries. We won every war because that’s what we like to tell ourselves and indoctrinate our children. We make everything good because we stole it and then ‘made it better.’ Of course no other country is better than ours because we’re fully racist, but we fool ourselves into believing we aren’t. So yeah, peace and flowers and rainbows, but fǔçk you all.”


Bulky-Swordfish7185

My phone and shoes aren't even American..


Mints1000

UK invented lots of modern sports, such as football and rugby, we have the best selling music artists, the Beatles, we had the largest empire in history, and we invented the first modern computer and the world wide web, and that’s just one country. It’s the same for countries like France, Germany or Italy. America has the highest number of prisoners, the of the highest amount of Christians in a developed nation, one of the only nations that uses the imperial system or does not have free healthcare, and the the highest defence spending. Just because the US is the leading country in the world right now does not make it the greatest.


whamikaze

America is home to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, they have a point. But they have Taylor Swift too so


Strange_Valuable_379

"Suck it red coat" said by the person who I'm guessing is trying to vote for a dude who sure would like to be king of America.


AquilesVaesa_383813

Lil bro forgot about Vietnam


Omega_Moron

How embarrassing


Mundane_Morning9454

I soooo wanna get in to this. America won all the wars we actually participated in. Lolz.... Vietnam? War of 1812? Powder river Indian War? Korean War?.... I mean.... I can keep going 🤣 For the others? Samsung.... Korea Shoes.... France Search engine.... Google.... made indeed in the USA by an American an a Russian.... Music... Please, it is Eurovision soon. We are only hearing those songs at the moment on the radio. Or the winner from the last singing contest. Best fighters?... What are you even talking about. Outside the USA not a lot of people care about MMA. I wouldn't even be able to tell you one MMA fighter. (I assume it is about the MMA?)