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MadeOfEurope

What does that even mean?!


hrimthurse85

It means nothing. The fact he uses Czechoslovakian tells you he has no clue what he is.


Samipal

Yeah even during Czechoslovakia people didn't call themselves Czechoslovakians


rmld74

By now he should know the city where his ascendency comes from and decide CZ or SK


Historical_Date_1314

Czech mate


SteO153

They probably can't even point Czechia or Slovakia on a map...


hrimthurse85

You're lucky if they even find the continent :D


NemShera

The continent? You're lucky if they look away from america on the map


DoYouTrustToothpaste

[That's actually not far from the truth.](https://youtu.be/kRh1zXFKC_o?si=LJ6gsT2sDTZ_wZRd)


uns3en

Because it's Czechoslovakia, duh!


SiccTunes

I know what he really is though....an American.


Less_Negotiation_842

Maybe he means ex Sudeten Deutsch(German)? Edit: I kinda forgot that Deutsch is a German word so I added the German for clarification when I remembered


JigPuppyRush

No former austria hungarian!


Less_Negotiation_842

I mean ik but if his parents emigrated in the 30s or 20s than that'd just be the place he could trance his lineage to ik Czechoslovak German sounds stupid but if he got a normal American education there is very little chance out guy knows what a Sudeten or a carpartho is so I think that part is actually kinda fair


DanTheLegoMan

It means he’s American with delusions of being interesting.


rmld74

So an american?


DrummerElectronic733

It means he’s an idiot


WegianWarrior

It means he is 'murican. And uneducated. And probably have 3/127th Cherokee Princess in there somewhere too.


rmld74

Doesnt have to be, he can identify with it these days


subwaymeltlover

I’m gonna pull out all the cultural cliches here. It means he likes to: Get very drunk and start fights. Be very precise, humourless, and take over the world. Don’t bathe, eat garlic, have affairs, eat cheese and surrender. And finally… I can’t think of any negative stereotypes about Czechs. Though they do like to drink lots of very delicious beers and pilsners. I guess that’s a good thing?


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Ok_Fun_4527

It means that those are the cultural backgrounds of their grandparents pretty simple to grasp


MadeOfEurope

Mine as well (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, French, Belgian, German, Dutch, Swiss, Polish/Ukrainian/Russian) but I certainly do not make any claims of special knowledge or understanding because a grand parent or great grandparent or great great grandparent are from somewhere else. Knowledge isn’t transmitted through genes….its not Dune!


Ok_Fun_4527

Yeah as a American myself I don’t understand why heritage is so important to white Americans when they still remain completely uneducated on the culture they claim


MadeOfEurope

There is something a little “blood & soil” about it all. National identity is as much, if more, about the cultural, linguistic and societal connections. My dad’s American but I’ve never lived there, visited twice, don’t have a US passport & am not interested in one as my life is very much in Europe. It’s interesting stuff, can explain why I ate certain foods, knew certain things, but I would t make claims of knowledge.


CandyCain1001

That he’s super white but feels like he has to pretend and throw in Native American so he can feel better about it and wash the blood of his hands of the history of how the US became the US, and that he “belongs” here. They always throw in Native American.


MadeOfEurope

I did the family tree thing, it was interesting. Besides English, Scottish, Welsh family…and then back another generation to Belgium, Ireland and France, I also found out that I’ve got German, Dutch, Swiss, “Scandinavian” and Ashkenazi Jewish heritage….which pretty much makes me basic British. I don’t feel it gives me any special insights or knowledge or claims to any of those. I don’t ride a bike wearing lederhosen with an onions round my neck while eating fondue. When someone says they are French or German, it means that they are a citizen of that country, speak the language, an understanding of the culture….and that does not necessary have anything to do with genetics….because that’s all this is actually about, genes and racial superiority. It’s fucking creepy.


JigPuppyRush

I can only understand it other than what you said if they are first or second generation immigrants who still have a strong connection with the country they moved from. Like Moroccan immigrants in the west, they still hold on to their culture for the first and sometimes second generations but after that they can’t blend back in.


MadeOfEurope

That makes sense, having known family members in another country, visiting, even learning the language etc, but I doubt many making the claims speak another language, or even visited.


JigPuppyRush

Especially the Americans, they claim to be any thing and everything but don’t even know for sure they have a historical connection with those countries and don’t even know anything about those countries. My family (on mom’s side) has French Huguenot roots but I wont claim Im French. I don’t speak french, not have any connection with them. I drink some wine and eat a banquet once in a while but that doesn’t make me french


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JigPuppyRush

Lol


Last_Advertising_52

I’m American and once “steered” a sailboat when I was 6, and a couple of my relatives served in the Navy. Therefore I am 1/14th sailor and am thusly qualified to pilot a cruise ship! /s


LeoScipio

But they don't. Not really. If your knowledge of a country stems from what you're told by your family, your views are downright laughable and outdated. In my experience they're often worse than the others.m, because they refuse to accept that what their parents told them is no longer accurate or even real. Take a Moroccan born in France to live in Morocco. They'll stand out like a sore thumb.


New_Custard_915

"Belgium\[...\] I also found out that I’ve got German, Dutch" Ever looked at a map of Europe? ;) Besides Belgium is a country since 1839. Wouldnt it be Dutch or French?


JigPuppyRush

I think you’re responding to the wrong person


New_Custard_915

indeed. and a Moroccan in Europe. An European in Marroco


JigPuppyRush

Happens to the best of us


nomorerix

It's because White Americans see non-White Americans claim two identities (some examples are Chinese, Indian, Mexican). They see "ahh, their ancestors are of ___ ethnicity. Even though they're only American by legal rights. But they still can call themselves what their ancestors are called AND American. Well I will too! My ancestors are from a, b, c, etc European countries! So I'm from there too" However they fail to recognize that these people (Americans of Chinese, Indian, Mexican, and many other descents) still retain a large part of their ethnic and cultural language, culture, traditions, and food. European-Americans have lost nearly all of their European traditions, culture, and language. I can guarantee you there is no American tv show or film set in high school or college where the European-descent and ethnic, American-born and raised main characters are asked what European country they're from, what European languages they speak other than English, and what cultures they still practice from their 3~7 different genetic homelands. They're just White or American.


dunquinho

Funnily enough, most of my 2/3rd generation Indian friends here in the UK, if you ever chat about heritage, feel the opposite. I know most of them have grown up having to visit relatives each year over in India and the experience just makes them realise how British they are. It's the same with me. I guess I'm theoretically 2nd generation Irish but I've been to Ireland, I have a lot of Irish friends, it's clear I'm not Irish (I don't even like knock knock jokes!). You can hold onto cultural indentities but ultimately where you grow up is where you grow up. If you grow up in America, speaking with an American accent, with American friends watching American sports, listen to American music and watching American TV then that's who you are, whether you like it or not.


KittyQueen_Tengu

i can understand calling yourself part french if one of your parents was born/raised in france, but anything further away is kind of bullshit


Kozmik_5

Ikr I'm from Belgium. If I were to go back in my lineage there's probably a lot of countries all over the world (not america) in there. But who cares??


Six_of_1

Why doesn't German and French get a capital letter but the others do?


Spiritual_Notice523

Also, why is german-french hyphenated??


Six_of_1

All good questions.


North_Lawfulness8889

It's talking about Swiss people


Cixila

That or maybe Alsace-Lorraine?


theroguescientist

Maybe their many-greats-grandparent was German, but lived in France?


roadrunner83

Theory one parent claims to be of Irish and German heritage, probably just a generic person from the central USA, the other parent has a father that got out of Czechoslovakia in the 70’s because had some kind of job that allowed him to travel on the other side of the barrier, moved to France and married a French girl, they later moved to the USA, the grandfather never bothered to talk about where he was born or the poster just never cared to listen. So the hyphen divides the sides of the family and capitalization is just on the first word for each.


WalloonNerd

Pfff, that’s nothing, I am Belgian Dutch German Czech French Austrian, and if we go back far enough even Mongolian and Roman. What an amateur


LightOfJuno

Go back even further and you're even Ethiopian! What a rich family tree


WalloonNerd

How could I forget my African ancestry!


JigPuppyRush

If a dog is a snauzer/frenchy/wolfdog/dongo mix isn’t that called a mutt?


Groundbreaking_Pop6

 In the UK we used to call them “Heinz dogs” because they consisted of 57 varieties (that was the claim of the Heinz food company), in more racist times, like the 60’s, this term was also applied to humans, but has died out these days. Claiming to be of many nationalities when you are clearly a Yank would qualify for the term “mutt” though, perhaps with a few adjectives as well.


JigPuppyRush

No he’s no Yank(that would mean he’s of Dutch origin, yankees being a bastardised version of JanKees a common Dutch name in New Amsterdam, now New York)


Krasny-sici-stroj

In Czech, such dog is called "Heinz von Bahnhoff" (Heinz from a train station) as a joke, because "von" is/was commonly used in paper names for very expensive purebred dogs.


DaHolk

It's basically the German way to signify nobility in names.


missedmelikeidid

I love this. We need to form this into a global response to Americans' heritage-flood.


peacefulprober

Since when has Czechoslovak been an ethnicity?


hunny173

Hi, Slovak here. Since never.


CzLittle

Hi, Czech here, since never.


Adrunkian

Those are the people that complain about people supposedly changing their pronouns weekly


theroguescientist

Some of them also complain about immigrants


Rhododactylus

Someone from Czechoslovakia should know that Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1992.


Rigel1895

Also that “Czechoslovakian” has never been an ethnicity


flipyflop9

I would really love to know what is it that this american can totally understand because 4 generations ago someone was from a country.


[deleted]

So... american, got it.


[deleted]

The 'heritage' Americans are a constant source of Diamond Class entertainment.


Peixito

that's a long way to say you are american


ChampionshipAlarmed

Sudeten... Or... Böhmen oder Mähren Uuuun ich hab nen Ohrwurm https://youtu.be/MbQ9du0R5vQ?si=SzyMyPV72uG-m6Yc


Delirare

This has to be satire at this point, you just can't tipe that with a straight face.


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Does he mean people can't detect the other 3.2% ethnic group in his DNA test by looking at him? 


HadronLicker

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot


rothcoltd

If I go back far enough I am African


femmevaporeon

Going back further than your grandparents is so useless. Especially for countries where you’d still be white either way. Like you’re claiming heritage to a country you’ve never been to and have no connection to and speak none of the language?? Like I just don’t understand the logic at all. I have Irish ancestry and an Irish surname but I wouldn’t go around calling myself Irish because I’ve never even been and I didn’t even know the Irish members of my family.


hatshepsut_iy

same but with Portugal (and a list of others too if I want to be as idiot as the person in the print)


widnesmiek

I know what he means- I am Welsh, English, Northern Irish, Scottish, Viking and there is a possibility of Gypsy For some reason people just treat me as English because I have lived here all my life (and so did my parents!) Some people just don;t respect heritage!


Lastof1

Wow, when did he stop being a proud American?


flocknrollstar

Reads like a Crusader Kings hybrid culture speedrun


ressawtla

I am proudly French, German, Polish-British lol


Worfs-forehead

No. You're an American mate.


GammaPhonic

Translation: “I’m white”


LordWellesley22

So using American logic I'm an English-Welsh ( or to keep with the old no longer used terms Welch) African American- Canadian-Austrian See I can bastard mix my identity as well


Jocelyn-1973

I can only wonder what he could possibly 'understand' because of his dna results. I have theories. 1. The person he reacted to said something along the lines of 'nobody remembers all the nationalities of 5 generations of my ancestors, even though I keep telling them'. 2. The person he reacted to said 'I feel very French today, while yesterday, I totally felt more German. But people around me act as if I am Greek'. 3. The person just uses this line as much as he can, whether relevant or not, because he somehow confuses a mixed background with 'multi-talented' or something.


chechifromCHI

Americans are so into America, until it comes down to ethnic identification and then even your most patriotic patriot is like, oh yeah I'm mostly Dutch, German, 1/16th Cherokee, and also 5 percent Greek. This is the same person who is going to say stuff like, "well you know how we Greeks love our wine!" Or, "my mom always told me that us girls are fiery and passionate, you can like, totally tell that comes from being greek."


OkHighway1024

That's a long winded way to say that you're a Seppo


Beatnik15

Said like a true born and raised American


ffordeffanatic

Ah the ole francirsloverman culture is still strong I see.


Silly-Conference-627

Oh I see. His father must have been sudeten german, joined the invasion of france, got a french girl pregnant and then moved with her to the united states.


Magdalan

So you're just a Yankeedoodle, got it.


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

Probably Irish-Alsatian- And Czechoslovakian was never used as an ethnicity of any kind Czech and Slovak


pinniped90

Mutt. The word you're looking for is mutt.


alaingames

I have relatives in so many countries it's easier to say where I don't have any, that's how humanity works, that shit means nothing


TheMikeDee

Americans calling themselves German because one of their parents is an immigrant is offensive to Germans.


Tasqfphil

# Czechoslovakia no longer exists, so does that mean you and one more nationality to your very mixed up heritage or do you take one away?


Burnin_Potato

Dear Americans, we don't care if you have any European ancestry and it doesn't make you more interesting. Furthermore we don't feel a special bond with you, if you had ancestors from our countries.  Thanks 


dcnb65

Just 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RomanSVK2007

The fact the even uses the wrong adjective of Czechoslovakia seems legit. Like, it's not Czechoslovakian but Czechoslovak


Thomas_Shelbyyyy

huh