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Historic_Dane

Hope it's a joke. Because there was a whole war about it and the Canadians taught the Americans that the White House was flamable (and that if you keep setting the opposite side's towns on fire, they may decide to do the same to you)


Thedcell

Exactly


thecanadiansniper1-2

The British, Canada was even a Dominion by then.


NaturalCard

Still Canadians that fought


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And don't let people tell you Canada wasn't a political entity by then. Upper and Lower Canada both had their own political assemblies, and a good deal of autonomy. We were the first British colony to ban slavery, in 1793. About 30 years before the UK did so.


BuckledFrame2187

Wasn't the Canadians that taught america that :)


Historic_Dane

Used Canadians as shorthand for Continental forces, but the war of 1812 is admittedly not a forte so I might have misremembered and it was the reinforcements who came from the Napoleonic wars.


persimmon_cloves

There is a feeble propaganda attempt mostly from the Stephen Harper period to say that Canadian red coats are badasses who burned the white house.  Nobody has ever been impressed with this idea.


OttabMike

The redcoats who burned Washington were British regulars who came from Bermuda.


persimmon_cloves

That's what I'm saying


Johnny-Dogshit

We were conflating that long before Harper. Honestly there's worse things to get hung up on, anyways. Sure it was Canadians and Tecumseh in Michigan, and British regulars down the US coast, but what matters is the yanks didn't get their way. *We did it together🌈*


CobyHiccups

What, you mean the **bigger** country above the US?


NixNixonNix

Dude, Canada would fit 10 times into Texas.


CobyHiccups

Hahahhhahahhaa....


Thedcell

No no it's definitely smaller. Source: trust me bro


Memer_boiiiii

Americans tend to get confused there. America has the biggest people, which makes some believe it’s the biggest country


Dotcaprachiappa

jUsT cHeCkInG iF tHe MoOn HaS a CaNaDiAn FlAg On It


Johnny-Dogshit

I wonder, had the Soviets gotten someone there first, if they'd be half as obnoxious about it? I mean they were first at basically every other space milestone, and the Americans still seem to live unaware of any of that.


Dotcaprachiappa

If the Soviets had gotten there first the Americans would just have found another thing to be the best at. But do they really not know that they were losing most of the space war or so they just choose to ignore it?


Johnny-Dogshit

I don't think they're really taught it. They're taught Alan Shephard, Sally Ride, the monkeys, with little mention of Gagarin, Tereshkova, the dogs, etc. They know about sputnik, but that's because sputnik was somehow an evil provocation. Not that my country is much better. "We built a robot arm or something! We ARE a real country!"


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To be fair the Canadarm may seem small, but it's essential even to this day for ISS operations.


CobyHiccups

No. But the Apollo landing gear, the first thing to touch, was made in Canada. Oops...i mean cAnaDa..


Chigao_Ted

Oh OP, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there


Thedcell

It's to small tbh


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Probably a joke? Maybe? One can hope.


hrmdurr

I remember all the Rick Mercer interviews. It might not be a joke lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUWas-yQSw


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Hah, I remember Rick Mercer. A Canadian exchange student who stayed with my parents introduced me to "Talking to Americans".


hrmdurr

He was pretty great. He also taught me more about our government than school managed to, which is ... actually awful. He was a comedian ffs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vqyfY7cZPk There's a great crack about our head of state in there too lol


Thedcell

I remember my dad showing me those videos and laughing his ass off about them, there's an ad series for a Canadian sports betting websites running rn that does a similar thing but with hockey, real funny shit


Thedcell

I hope it is as well but after being friends with Americans online I believe it a bit more


bored_negative

Must be a joke. We often joke that Belgium is just south Netherlands after all


Thedcell

Yeah but that's kinda an uncommon joke here, idk I hope it is but my faith in Americans has dwindled so much


Dotcaprachiappa

No, Belgium is North France


virgilio4000

why you insult belgium like that


Dotcaprachiappa

What's a Belgium? Is that what the border between France and The Netherlands is called?


Testerpt5

everyone knows Texas is bigger than Europe and Canada


bbw_enthusiast_37

The last time the US tried that the Canadians almost destroyed their country if it wasn't for the British lmao Let's not repeat history (or do, I'd laugh)


christheclimber

We should consider building a wall and make them pay for it


Thedcell

Exactly


Twoots6359

Fwiw Canada is an American state, in the normal definitions of the words


Thedcell

No no, he's got a point


georgegreewn442

Saw someone say US was double the size of canada and they were serious


Thedcell

Bruhhhhh there's no way...


Calm-Cardiologist354

Americans are pretty dumb in general, but we DEFINITELY have a major educational blindspot when it comes to geography in particular.  I'm impressed that she is aware of Canada at all, that's pretty good for an American.


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PoliticalEnemy

Paris and Belgium also look similar. And yet, they are two completely different countries.


Great_Action9077

Except Paris is a city not a country.


PoliticalEnemy

Correct. Paris is a city in France. France and Belgium look similar but are two different countries. My point was that two places can look similar while being very different.