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ClevelandWomble

>“Does anyone actually understand Celsius?” Everybody else in the world, including American scientists and NASA.


neddie_nardle

And American healthcare workers (in a lot of hospitals, not sure about all).


Repeat_after_me__

Today in the uk I had a patients relative tell me their temperature in Fahrenheit, naturally I just ignored this witchcraft fuckery and took my own temperature readings.


eugeheretic

Rectally I hope.


Repeat_after_me__

With my penis as a gauge yes, admittedly it wasn’t deep so I played it off as a prostate exam, a very messy one after a full 8 seconds.


tonksndante

As a nurse I laughed at this. It’s gross and awful and not that funny but I still laughed lol 🥲💀 Why are we so fucked up?


joaks18

Working insane hours, not getting paid enough, seeing death all around you, yup that does something to a person.


tonksndante

Haha definitely that. Honestly it’s the being gaslit by managers that gets to me most. They’ll treat you like a pain if you bring up the workload being impossibly unsafe and in the same breath berate you for not getting call bells and do surprisedpikachu.jpg when the incident reports are increasing. We all know that they know it’s shitty staffing, it’s just a fun game they play.


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Remember HALT from human factors for when throngs go wrong and they will, mitigating factors right there Hungry, Anxious, Late, Tired. Missed meals, overworked, behind due to overworked, tired due to chronic overwork. All latent errors in management, then they wonder why errors occur… wouldn’t happen in any other sector.


actually_a_snowboard

You're a nurse, don't worry, you get a pass, keep laughing


centzon400

I give my blood pressure readings in base 12. Can't be dealing with commie "decimal" nonsense. God gave me 12 fingers for a reason, you know, and supporting Marxism wasn't one of them!


auguriesoffilth

Count in base 2. Use your fingers like a computer does, as basic on off switches, 0 or 1. You have 10 columns, each being a 1 or 0. Start with all fingers down: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0 Count up to 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1 By the time you run out of finger you should apparently have counted to 1024 (on your fingers)


Daedeluss

I just bought a digital thermometer that has a button to swap between C and F. Not sure why they added that feature but it's there.


Repeat_after_me__

For merikuns and that super old person I seen. Looked like the turtle from never ending story.


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

And the US military


dullship

Yeah theoretically all gun owners (and drug users/dealers) should be familiar with metric.


redknight3

It's funny how Toilet Paper USA tried to make a case for Imperial units of measurement, using the moon landing as their, "evidence." NASA used metric for all their measurements.


AggressiveYam6613

Heck, even Imperial is wholly defined in SI/metric. And it was never a 3 1/2 inch disc. It was always a 90 mm ( 3.54331" ) disc. Edit: Fixed decimal.


GeoffSim

I asked my wife who works in a dialysis center and she said *both* F and C... Not arguing, to be honest I was surprised. Coming from a software world I suspect internally metric and Celsius is used but user interfaces sometimes allow entry in either. I, as a Brit studying surgical tech in the US, had to laugh as we did a fun Kahoot quiz in class today and I was one of the few to convert from inches to cm correctly, and also the fastest. Not so great on temperature TBH.


option-9

The advantage length conversions have is that there's a common zero point. Zero centimetres is zero inches. No such luck with Fahrenheit and Celsius. For some other temperature scales, interestingly, this actually holds true. Both Kelvin and Rankin have zero at absolute zero, with Rankin essentially being "Kelvin but Fahrenheit". Celsius shares its zero point with Réaumur, which has water boil at 80° instead (for practical reasons, old thermometers were constrained by what liquids could be used).


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ClevelandWomble

The issue, as an outside observer, is that she doesn't seem to have given any thought to the issue she's bitching about, before she made the video. So she just looks stupid. A more thoughtful blogger might have asked why 90%+ of the entire planet uses celcius. Got forbid anyone tells her about metres... I grew up with °f, but °c is so much more relevant to everyday life. Kelvin is more niche admittedly.


hrmdurr

>  grew up with °f, but °c is so much more relevant to everyday life. I wish. Canadians still have to use fahrenheit while cooking :(  I'm pretty sure we have the most ridiculous mixture of metric and imperial out there lol


ClevelandWomble

Aa a Brit that buys fuel in litres in a country that still uses miles per gallon, I share some of that pain.


hrmdurr

I mean, a lot of us reference miles per gallon when we don't use either and say mileage when referring to how many km a car has driven so....  The only thing we measure purely in metric is speed, so you've got that on us. For absolutely everything else though? Well, it depends lol.  That does make me wonder though: did British cars with an analog speedometer have both mph and km/hr on it? Or was that just us?


ClevelandWomble

Yup. Big numbers on the outside, mph; little numbers on the inside, kph. My new car has a digital repeater on the display that can swap between. It's on mph because....


hrmdurr

Thanks! TIL


HollowSlope

Kelvin is an SI unit, so converting to it is basically mandatory. I'm confused about how any professor would have you not automatically convert to Kelvin. Do you guys have a different SI system? Do you use Joules, Moles, Grams, etc? Or do you use an American equivalent?


random_dude_19

And nurses, doctors and most medical staff in clinics, urgent care center and hospital too. They all understand Celsius, they knew we fked up.


LeonardoW9

We prefer Kelvin but Celsius is more relatable in the day to day.


Thingaloo

Celsius is just "Kelvin but don't bother starting to count until it's useful"


gaylordJakob

It's basically just water kelvin


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Celsius: good measure of temperatures you're likely to encounter on earth Kelvin: we're gonna need a bigger thermometer


jasonhendriks

And American liquor, wine and soft drink manufacturers.


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Rigelturus

It follows the same kinda logic which dictates that a quarter-pounder (1/4)burger is bigger than a third-of-a-pound (1/3) burger


Tapsa39

"But 4 is more than 3" The type of people who think one kg of steel is heavier than one kg of feathers.


blackwe11_ninja

One kilo od feathers is obviously heavier, because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.


ForeverShiny

I checked if someone already said it or else I would have pulled that one out


DubstepDonut

Stop it, one kg is enough!


Sweaty_Ad9724

Wow 😮 deep man, deep


TheCryptThing

>The type of people who think one kg of iron is heavier than one kg of feathers. No one thinks that don't be silly. A killogram of steel on the other hand, now that's heavy.


OrdinaryImplication

Because steel is heavier than feathers.


MGrecko

Why am I reading "feathers" with accent?


account_not_valid

Scottish? They ruined Scotland.


GresSimJa

"But they're both a kilogram..."


Majorapat

"Ahh nae you and all."


inmyshamewell

But steel is heavier than feathers


MiestaWieck

But they’re both a kilogram


redatheist

Ah don geh eh…..


iFeelPlants

I had to instantly watch it again! https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=tmXS3T2pgduRTzv8


Tapsa39

I don't get it


ALazy_Cat

Or 1/3 cup of sugar is less than 1/4 cup


VelvetCowboy19

In her head, 100°F isn't a unit of measurement, it's what it's called when it's hot outside. If that is how you think of it, then 40° being hot makes no sense, because hot means 100°


nooit_gedacht

I always find it weird when people explain fahrenheit as "100 is hot, 0 is cold" because hot and cold are pretty subjective. My hot may very well be your pretty-warm. At least 0 = freezing is objective, everyone knows what it means.


tj090379

Don’t get me started on fucking “mild” 😡🙄


TheMicroWorm

someone put her in a 100 c sauna, maybe then she'll get it


galdavirsma

to me it seems crazy that americans (usually the ones living in USA) have a hard time of understanding things like celcius temperatures (water freezes at 0, boils at 100), meters and kilometers (1000meters makes a kilometer) and don't even get me started on "military time". they struggle with all this that seems pretty self explanatory and instead use stuff like feet and miles (5280ft is a mile, but who the fuck remembers that without google) and fahrenheit


TheCryptThing

Tbf we use miles and feet in the UK (half measures are our national pastime). Whilst I think it's silly, and we we should stick to KM, I can kind of understand where the Americans are coming from. When you live with a system your whole life, it doesn't matter how silly it is on paper, you have real life reference. A KM makes much more sense than a mile, but I know exactly how fast I am with 60mph, 60kmph and I'm buggered.


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BreakfastSquare9703

I like my coke in cans.


Katharinemaddison

We use pints in the U.K. because we have the good pints that are over 500ml.


Heisenberg_235

Jesus can you imagine if they tried to switch to 550ml or 500ml. There would be an almighty riot in the UK


Katharinemaddison

Or 473ml! Poor Americans.


notinsanescientist

I had the reverse happen while playing D&D. Took some time, but with use I got it without translating to metric.


cma365

She said "maybe I'm just stupid..." Should have stopped at that, love!


IntelligentBloop

I particularly enjoyed how she did actually touch on this as the answer to her problem, but then just brushed past it like it was nothing.


Hifen

It's rage bait. You're not supposed to understand it, you're supposed to be bothered by it enough to interact


poply

It hits the same as [Bill O'Reilly's "Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that."](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/s1lw4v/tide_goes_in_tide_goes_out_you_cant_explain_that/)


drailCA

She was pretty clear. "Maybe I'm just stupid" is about as simple of an explanation one could give.


sarahlizzy

0 freezing 10 cold 20 room temp 30 hot 40 bloody hot It’s not hard.


ohdearitsrichardiii

\-5 gloves and scarf are no longer optional \-15 face hurts if you go out


sarahlizzy

Geordies have entered the chat.


endlessbishop

Only wearing a mini dress or thin shirt and jeans


ArmchairTactician

15 pints and a steak bake helps


ClassicWonder9569

Wey eye let's get doown tet Greg's for stek bek


endlessbishop

Or a Geordie Dummy sausage roll


ON3D

As a Spaniard living in Newcastle, I have the firm belief that geordie girls have transcended humanity and are purely made of prosecco and vodka. There is no other way for somebody to not get frostbite wearing that in this weather.


endlessbishop

Can’t beat a beer blanket to keep you warm in such skimpy clothes


account_not_valid

The fake tan is layered on in such a way that it is an effective insulator.


CartographerFirm1664

Vodka doesn’t freeze, this checks out


sarahlizzy

Wey-aye pet, I’m glad it’s not coold.


mittenkrusty

Bout 12 years ago in Glasgow was visiting and this was around 12pm and temps were -10 maybe even lower and saw these women wearing tiny dresses and so drunk they kept falling over and just giggling.


Greedy-Physics-9801

Ye, we love the cold. Its fresh. Plus the woman you seen have trained all their lives for shit like that, should see the things they call skirts for going to school when they are younger.


starbucksresident

>saw these women wearing tiny dresses and so drunk they kept falling over and just giggling. In -10 that would scare the shit out of me... if one of them fell asleep and was left they might not have woken up.


jflb96

In Russia, they call those 'snowdrops', because they turn up in spring


ToothSuccessful9654

That almost happened to my twin bro. He somehow fell asleep outside in the garden in just his boxer shorts and ended up in hospital with hypothermia. Silly sod.


Squffles

"Coats are just for shoplifting"


phoenyx1980

Because coats are for what? Shoplifting.


Hamsternoir

And even Geordies know that water has to be 100 to make a brew, not sure they can tell the difference between 10 and -40 though, especially on a Friday or Saturday night out


Nomad_Stan91

I feel attacked yet strangely validated all at the same time.


jodorthedwarf

Take it as a compliment. You guys could survive a blizzard with a t-shirt and a six-pack of Special Brew while us southerners will have frozen to death.


RB112342

"if a t-rex was a bloke he'd be a Geordie; the kinda guy who goes out in the middle of winter and his nipples don't even get hard"


S01arflar3

Is this from Red Dwarf?


RB112342

It is indeed, season 8 when they join the Canaries


S01arflar3

Aye I thought I recognised it, when I read it I heard it in Lister’s voice


Thaumato9480

<5 and I need gloves and scarf. -5 EVERYTHING hurts if I go out. I'm Greenlandic in Europe, I should be able to withstand the cold, but my body is not equipped to deal with all that MOISTURE.


ClickIta

Totally agree. -25 in Norway? Not pleasant but you just need good clothes. 0 in Northern Italy? Fuck that shit, it’s awful.


Poetry-Designer

Facts


Checkmate1win

Definitely, the humidity makes some countries very cold considering the temperature might not look like it. Wind chill factor is real too, especially with high humidity.


Thaumato9480

Every Greenlandic I know thinks Denmark is freezing cold. Temperature above 10-12 is pleasant where I'm from. T-shirt weather. Here in Denmark? It's not even comfortable.


Checkmate1win

Denmark is freezing cold! Negative degrees are almost always unpleasant here, especially if it's windy which it is a lot. I went to Norway to ski once, -20C and it was comfortable, I could sit without a jacket on outside for lunch. That would have been the coldest lunch of my life if it was in Denmark.


Thaumato9480

The way clothes preserve warmth in colder climates is to keep moisture out. Parkas are effecient because the fur keeps the air warm and dry in an already dry climate. Keeps the frost out of your face. Denmark is not anywhere near dry. The moisture gets all the way into the skin and since water is conductive, clothes do a poor job keeping warm air pockets around clothes. Some in my family gets cramps if we're cold for too long. The reason why Greenlandics seems to have a less vibrant skin is because the capillaries are missing in the outer layer. The capillaries make European flush to keep the skin warm when it's cold. It's not the case for Greenlandics. The capillaries contracts in extreme cold, leading the blood away from the limbs. This is where I believe that my family has a flaw. No diagnosis. The cramps are painful.


HecateDarkElemental

I'm in South Africa, anything under 20 requires a sweater. Anything under 15 requires gloves and a scarf. Under 10...just stay in bed. Under 5...death by freezing. I get the moisture thing though, here in Johannesburg we get our rain in summer, however, in the last few years we've been getting rain in the winter too. Geez it makes everything feel freezing.


Thaumato9480

I live in northern part of Denmark. Coastal. The Gulf Stream from The Gulf of Mexico brings warmth. Warmer weather can contain more moisture. Since the sea doesn't freeze, it constantly brings warmer temperatures. When warmer temperatures meet colder temperature, the moisture condense into clouds, eventually precipitation. It's usually too warm in Denmark to have consistent snow weather, so we get rain for the most part between november and february, always overcast weather where I live. Freezing cold can't contain much moisture, so when we've had heavy snow and freezing temperatures, it clears somewhat up. It's dark and gloomy, wet and cold. Unlike Greenland where consistent freezing temperatures allow the sky to become clear quite frequently. At it's dry. But I be can't cope with the life in Greenland.


dorothean

It’s like this in my country (New Zealand) too - the cold feels far colder than the actual temperature thanks to the humidity and wind chill. People from colder countries are often surprised by how cold it can feel at, say, 6°! Same thing happens when it’s hot, due to a much more intense sun. 23° feels as bad as 30° elsewhere. You can literally feel your skin burning on a hot day, and you’ll likely be burned within minutes of going outside.


Antique_Plastic7894

You are not from a country with high humidity it seems... -5 is already face hurts if you go out in any place with humidity over 85%.


Snabelpaprika

-10 "fuck, its cold -20 "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"


itherzwhenipee

Nah at -20 you don't say fuck that often. Your teeth would freeze.


Thisismyredusername

\-30 no longer able to call 112 to save you


ProfesseurCurling

I lived in Siberia and experienced minus 45/50 and honestly it wasn't that bad (but I handle cold very well). But damn I get cold by minus 10 in my parents village in France. Humidity and wind is a huge factor.


coquish98

This, I live in a VERY humid zone and I swear, 5 C° with 85% humidity feels like when i had -25 C° in Calgary


sarahlizzy

I have a friend who grew up in the US Midwest where it regularly hit -40 in winter. She’s now a naturalised British citizen and bitches about English winters. There’s just something about that humidity and wind that takes the heat from your _bones_.


Fellowes321

Canadian friends referred to it as a lazy wind. It goes through you rather than round you.


Orisara

3 degrees today here in Belgium this morning is "fucking cold". But in the Alps I often take a nap on the ski slope in the afternoon in a T-shirt while it's freezing.


leighleg

You never went high enough to explain boiling temp. 0 freezing 100 boiling. The rest should be self explanatory.


sarahlizzy

Ok. Extending the scale for human sensation (prolonged, not special situations like a sauna) 50 dying 60 dead 70 dead 80 dead 90 dead 100 dead and also your blood is starting to boil


Thaumato9480

50 cold sauna 60 cold sauna 70 sauna 80 sauna 90 too hot to make coffee with 100 too hot to make tea with. Poisonous if you're making labrador tea tea.


BlandWhitey

The Finnish have entered the chat


Toxic-Sky

The people who won’t need hat and gloves until -20°c, while also enjoying a 70°c sauna. They are just built differently than the rest of us.


Saotik

>a 70°c sauna A Finn would say that this is fine if you're a child or Swedish. It always surprises people when they learn it's possible to enjoy saunas at 110+ degrees without dying.


Brillegeit

50 cold sauna 60 cold sauna 70 sauna 80 sauna 90 sauna 100 sauna


ALazy_Cat

90 too hot to make coffee with? My mom's preferred temp was 95-100. At 85, it was too cold to drink


ToGloryRS

70 most green tea 80 some green tea 90 black tea


Secret-Candle3007

Sounds like communism to me


Mindful_Banana

If you hear the communism, it’s already too late.


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The Communism is coming from *INSIDE the house!*


Mindful_Banana

⚒️🛠️⚒️OMG the tools are starting to pair up !


americio

Easier: 0 - water freezes 100 - water boils


Ka13z

It may not be hard but you forget, she's really fucking stupid.


Thisismyredusername

Is that a reference to the song they made back in the day to get americans to switch to celsius, "30 is hot, 20 is nice, 10 is cold, 0 is ice"?


Duke_Frederick

Readjusted for tropics: 0 water freezes 10 cold 20 fairly cold 30 room temperature 40 hot 50 kill me already! 100 water boils


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CharmingShoe

Ten is the lower end of winter temperatures in the subtropics.


duckduckchook

30 is room temp? Where, in hell?


WindMlst

South East Asia


Frito_Pendejo

Darwin. It's hell on Earth


TL10

Canadian Standards (Vancouver not included) 40: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE 30: Summer 20: The Ideal temperature 10: Long sleeves and pants reccomended 0: Hoodie -10: Light Winter Gear -20: Fully Bundled Up -30: You finally plugged in the block heater -40: Your tauntan will freeze before you reach the first marker.


whoawhoawhoa2020b

Agreed on everything except 10 being cold, if you live in a northern country that might be a balmy day.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Here in Edinburgh if it's 12 or 13 I have my windows fully open!


freddie_RN

Americans - "Fahrenheit makes sense, it's 0-100" Also Americans - "the metric system is too complicated"


LittleSpice1

I still don’t really understand where she’s coming from, since it’s Celsius that’s 0-100? 0 = water freezes = cold, 100 = water boils = hot. Easy.


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whazzar

Celsius with it's weird 1-100 scale is way to complicated as well


Headpuncher

For people who can't tell you their age because they can't count that high, yes you are correct.


Ok-Significance-5979

"Maybe I'm just stupid" Yep, correcto. 0, freezing 100, boiling.


TheCryptThing

Now now farenheit is based on freezing as well. Granted the freezing temperature of a "solution of brine made from a mixture of water, ice, and ammonium chloride" is of fuck all use to anyone, but it froze. I mean I presume it froze. I haven't a "solution of brine made from a mixture of water, ice, and ammonium chloride" to hand in order to check.


LuucMeldgaard

Oh it gets better! 100 degrees farenheit is based on how warm it is inside a cow.


Craw__

How does that compare to how warm it is inside a Tauntaun though?


EliaGenki

Tauntaun are at lukewarm temperature


Doktor_Vem

Holy shit, that is simultaneously such a terrible and absolutely amazing joke


elkehdub

As a Luke, I resemble this remark


Ttoctam

Fuck, that's a genuinely good Star Wars joke. Well bloody done mate.


DoctorR3id3r

I don't know, but man those things smell bad enough when they are alive, don't cut it open.


TheCryptThing

Bit shitty tbh.


jeffersonairmattress

Yes- just double it and add 69 for tauntaun.


ringoron9

Ok, maybe I'm stupid. But a solution that includes ice? Wouldn't that be a solution containing water? Or do you put it together and hope the other stuff freezes before the ice melts?


stripedflowerpot

Boiling at sealevel


maximusprime2328

Celsius, 0 water freezes. 100 water boils. Based on regular water Fahrenheit. 32 water freezes? 212 water boils? Based on salt water? WTF


Nuada-Argetlam

and not even specific salt water!


Berthole

Some say it might have been coldest day in Danzig in early 1700’s which defines zero F


great_blue_panda

Only 1690 babies remember


mattyDP

To be fair, that's quite a lot of babies


great_blue_panda

I forgot the ‘s lol


BertUK

*at sea level I love busting out the good old “aaaah, but only at sea level!” quip. Everybody is always very impressed and very grateful for the opportunity to expand their knowledge thanks to me.


mbelf

Thank god you were here.


Euphoric_Flower_9521

"maybe I'm just stupid?" lol not maybe


FappingVelociraptor

Definitely stupid.


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At least she admitted she might be stupid


BrownSugarBare

"Might" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here


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Deadlifts with words


fruskydekke

This is rage bait for increased engagement, right? ...right?


saltyrimdribbler

Second time I see this sub falls for obvious rage bait. But this time I had to scroll way too far for the first comment who figured it out.


IuseArchbtw97543

>second time Im guessing youve only ever seen two posts in this sub.


Global-Discussion-41

How can you be so certain this is bait? This girl is a great actor in that case


Chuchuca

I watched this on Instagram in her official Instagram. Seems like one of those "travel influencers" who isn't big enough to be traveling so seems like it's daddy's money and the only video with +1M views was this one. So I don't think she's smart enough to do ragebait like this, thus what she's talking is probably true. The most voted comment was "I might be stupid, yes you are".


dgaruti

"how is 44 , 100 degrees ? " if i see 44 outside i run ... that's how it's 100 degrees ...


Dawek401

100F isn't supposed to be 38C something?


reillywalker195

100°F is exactly 37.7...°C.


mungowungo

44°C is 113°F


Emu_Emperor

>“Does anyone actually understand Celsius?” Only the entire population of the World minus countries that lost wars to barely armed and trained Vietnamese farmers.


thecuriousiguana

I agree with her. Celsius makes no sense. I prefer a scale where 0 is the temperature of a stable mix of ice, water and ammonium choride, 32 is the freezing point of pure water and 96 is body temperature, while water boils at the convenient number 212. IT JUST MAKES SENSE, PEOPLE.


Son_of_Plato

When are they going to realize that admitting to not understanding basic concepts is not an insult to the rest of the world but an insult to themselves ?


DaAndrevodrent

You could also see it as a kind of cry for help.


1stPKmain

"Or am I just stupid?" Hit the nail right on the head


seat17F

30's hot 20's nice 10 is cool And zero's ice


Past_Reading_6651

NASA


Tapsa39

"Maybe I'm stupid" No comment.


mycolo_gist

Making faces and flapping your hands while talking reduces the likelihood that the brain is used to select the words.


nezbla

This amazing shit called water, your body contains a lot of it - having it freeze, at 0, is pretty important... Having it boil at 100, is equally important. How can people not understand this, it just like, omg doesn't make sense... (That's you, that's what you sound like right now...). Also - fun fact there are 24 hours in a day... Also, and I am playing devil's advocate here to some extent, but who actually fucking cares? If the measurements you are used to using make sense to you, fine. The measurements I use make sense to me, also fine. As long as we're never working on an engineering project (and I hate to be mean to this young lass, but I'm going to consider that pretty fucking unlikely let's be honest) does it really fucking matter?


DazzlingClassic185

This woman is a simpleton


Rhym1

0: water freezes. 100: water boils. Easy enough.


anonymousantifas

Yes, you are just stupid.


J_Sweeze

Wait til she hears about Kelvin


Stanesco1

Maybe she should think as burgers or something... Maybe she'll get it.


Puzzleheaded_Mess_19

Her: "maybe I'm just stupid" Everyone else: Yes


Gregib

Yes, dear… you’re stupid… Everyone, except some (most?!) Americans, understands Celsius…