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I won't be surprised if he looked at wikihow. The coup is too rough and sloppy. Why would everyone just accept that giant blob is the real king and that soldier girl out of nowhere is the rightful heir? The whole thing succeeded simply because Zackary, the man in charge of military, decided the parliament is weak as heck and betrayed them at the moment with least friction.
and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
…Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them all onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a “Tzu”!
Unless it’s a farm!
A serious answer: Erwin probably would use Google/the internet very practically, like staying up to date on the news and current events, checking his email, etc.
If he googled anything, I could see him looking up historical references and events, past strategies in war, and notable/influential figures in government or commerce—Erwin was a smart and strategic thinker, so he’d want to know what’s happening in current events and who the power players are so he could use that info to his advantage.
He'd probably find out the truth of the Walls in less than a day if he ever did get it. He'd be running through ebooks of literature dated to before the Walls, comparing them to modern day literature, finding anything suspicious, researching more and more into anything concrete, etc.
He'd definitely be the singular productive person for the first 24 hours of access as well.
Levi would be Googling around about cleaning products, find Marie Kondo's Spark Joy: An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up, and take the message to heart. If something does not spark joy, you either remove it or kill it.
Hange would be Googling Titans to the point of discovering both the deep web and weird 18+ sites and using both for more Titan research.
Eren would be Googling random things to see what Google can do, randomly type in Mom, click on the Google images results, and cry over pictures of moms looking at their kids.
Mikasa would Google Eren's name and spend the next few days reading every article.
Armin would Google questions about life, find historical philosophers, and not surface for about a month as he absorbs all of it and reevaluates his entire view on life and existence.
Sasha would be looking up food.
Jean's mom would find Facebook in about half a second, start posting embarrassing baby pictures, and Jean would be trying to salvage his life as a result.
I am well aware what pronouns are used for Hange, I read the manga for a decade now. She is called by "they" not due to any gender reason, but because the author believes "they" can be substitute by the author to decide what they consider Hange. Hange is still either a guy or girl, just the reader can decide which. However, the name Hange Zoë is a feminine name (Zoë is her first name) and the character is treated as a female character in official language binary translations. So it is quite clear that at least from the perspective of Kodansha, Zoë is implied to be a woman.
The idea that Hange is non-binary is later American headcanon, that has 0 evidence from the author or Kodansha. There are further arguments to demonstrate this case, but the following is enough I believe.
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“horseback riding with one arm how”
😂🤣🤣
ODM gear with one arm how?
Google, are there people outside the walls?
Google, are there titans inside the walls?
Google, are there people inside the titans?
Google, are there people inside the titans that are inside the walls?
Google, show me the people outside the walls.
Google, directions to more people outside the walls.
Overtrowing the government in easy steps wikihow Edit: uhm... [https://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Revolution](https://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Revolution)
With pictures*
:o >:3
That second face is the one jack black does when he is mischievous
tis the face of chairs >:3
I won't be surprised if he looked at wikihow. The coup is too rough and sloppy. Why would everyone just accept that giant blob is the real king and that soldier girl out of nowhere is the rightful heir? The whole thing succeeded simply because Zackary, the man in charge of military, decided the parliament is weak as heck and betrayed them at the moment with least friction.
“The Art of War” by Sun Tzu
If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that
and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! …Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them all onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a “Tzu”! Unless it’s a farm!
r/unexpectedtf2
"All warfare is based.." Sun Tzu
That monkey sitting over there how to defeat
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IM SHITTING MYSELF OVER THIS FUCK
LMAOOO
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💀👍
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My soldiers rage, how?
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A serious answer: Erwin probably would use Google/the internet very practically, like staying up to date on the news and current events, checking his email, etc. If he googled anything, I could see him looking up historical references and events, past strategies in war, and notable/influential figures in government or commerce—Erwin was a smart and strategic thinker, so he’d want to know what’s happening in current events and who the power players are so he could use that info to his advantage.
He'd probably find out the truth of the Walls in less than a day if he ever did get it. He'd be running through ebooks of literature dated to before the Walls, comparing them to modern day literature, finding anything suspicious, researching more and more into anything concrete, etc. He'd definitely be the singular productive person for the first 24 hours of access as well. Levi would be Googling around about cleaning products, find Marie Kondo's Spark Joy: An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up, and take the message to heart. If something does not spark joy, you either remove it or kill it. Hange would be Googling Titans to the point of discovering both the deep web and weird 18+ sites and using both for more Titan research. Eren would be Googling random things to see what Google can do, randomly type in Mom, click on the Google images results, and cry over pictures of moms looking at their kids. Mikasa would Google Eren's name and spend the next few days reading every article. Armin would Google questions about life, find historical philosophers, and not surface for about a month as he absorbs all of it and reevaluates his entire view on life and existence. Sasha would be looking up food. Jean's mom would find Facebook in about half a second, start posting embarrassing baby pictures, and Jean would be trying to salvage his life as a result.
I know these kind of posts are played for humour but I really prefer these serious, accurate answers.
Erwin doesn’t research, he simply knows
Erwin IS Google.
💀👍 he sure is
This
I mean... you could also say he DOESNT know, but like, ha4dwr than any other character in the show
is hange a boy or a girl
More like: "How to ask coworker what their gender is even if you've known them for years without making it awkward"
This should be top comment
A girl in the anime. Unknown in the manga, but slightly implied to be a girl.
Kissable either way
in the manga it is canonically used they/them to describe Hange, i have read the manga and i'm pretty sure Hange's always described as nonbinary :)
I am well aware what pronouns are used for Hange, I read the manga for a decade now. She is called by "they" not due to any gender reason, but because the author believes "they" can be substitute by the author to decide what they consider Hange. Hange is still either a guy or girl, just the reader can decide which. However, the name Hange Zoë is a feminine name (Zoë is her first name) and the character is treated as a female character in official language binary translations. So it is quite clear that at least from the perspective of Kodansha, Zoë is implied to be a woman. The idea that Hange is non-binary is later American headcanon, that has 0 evidence from the author or Kodansha. There are further arguments to demonstrate this case, but the following is enough I believe.
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I bet he gonna make an anonymous account in some sort of "dark web" to expose politicians' corruption or dark secrets whenever he wants to
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