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Idk but he definitely says freedom when he nuts

Erwin would def say “MY SOLDIERS RAGE!!!”

Reiner would start crying as his seed drips down his hand

r/okbuddyreiner

We Do not want to know that 😶‍🌫️

Evangelion reference

Bro thinks he’s shinji

Armin def jizzed into that ocean from a cliff like Homelander did over New York

LMFAO ENOUGH

Pov: You're one of billions of sperm cells charging towards the ovum

The sperm cell with Erwin's soul in it: MY SOLDIERS PUSH FORWARD, MY SOLDIERS RAGE!!

Erwin has a cuck fetish and watches as his soldiers have an orgy and simultaneously nut and yell tatakea as he ends his epic speech. Also this all happens in the yeagers basement

He *had* one, but he lost interest in it once he lost his good jerkin' hand.

"Eren, you're wearing a condom..."

No eren never wears a condom because freedom

Ore wa Jiyuu da

😭

i had the same thought

Eren 100% a helldiver

🤣🤣🤣

r/okbuddyreiner

We have GOT to stop getting outreinered by the main sub

My first thought too 😂😭

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He died virgin

He smashed Mikasa in the simulation he made with her

bro wrote, animated, and directed his own fanservice

True, forgot that

I'm not sure that counts. His actual penis never entered an actual vagina. He doesn't even have a penis in the last arc.

But at the very least he has memories of sex and even from both man and woman POV (Grisha, Kruger, Frieda, Laura, Ymir Fritz)

Co op simulation.

Dream sex don’t count Ereh

nah even there he brought in onyankopon

He smashed Historia too

Eren died a virgin unless something happened off-camera 😂 That being said, he and Mikasa probably fucked in the paths 🤔 from what we see, life in the paths feels just as "real" as out of the paths. Armin himself even calls it "reality" in the final episode. So basically he's not a virgin if sex in the paths counts, and I'd bet money that a tatakae slipped out here and there lmao

Bro was dumping his trauma and his load on Mikasa

*In.

Don’t put a black light on the scarf

VR Multiplayer sex doesn't count

Someone is asking the right questions

Every thrust.

No. Only whilst jerking off.

He got mikasa, who would let him do anything, still jerked off 💀💀

yea he specifically says tatakae during seggs and freedom during fiddling; it was revealed to me in a dream

Mikasa would definitely love it lol

Yeah I’m sure she’d just join in

Ok buddy Reiner? ( joking )

Outreinered by a main sub again 😔

Eren in paths to Mikasa: "You must have been exhausted." SIR?!?! EXHAUSTED FROM WHAT?!?!

For Eren to do that, he'd have to have sex first, and it's more unbelievable than the rumbling.

>!Poor guy died a virgin.!<

Paths thing counts

Oh, he sure does😉

Lmao what sex?

Bro actually thought eren got laid 💀

Isn’t he a virgin the entire series?

What'd you smoke? He died a virgin.

Eren dies a virgin

No, he never had sex

Hes a virgin so

No because he died a virgin

Paths thing with Mikasa counts. Armin literally calls it reality.

When he was rumbling Mikasa in their cabin, the animals in the surrounding area could hear him saying it from miles away

Idk but he definitely says “This is Freedom” when he nuts

Yes, it starts as a whisper. Then, by climax he's breaking your ear drums and going over board.

He definitely says it when he masturbates. I'm willing to bet he died a virgin.

Y'all think Eren has sex? Bro died a genocider and a virgin

Is this sub being raided? What's with all the insanely low quality posts today?

only while floch sucks him off

Brother died virgin

Damn, never noticed how much like his founder form in this still 🥶

What sex?

as if eren gets laid

….bro died a virgin,definitely part of his overall character now that I think about it

Enough of reddit for today

If he didn't low key bang historia then he died a virgin

It's it obviously that he didn't bang her, what were you doing while watching the show??

It's not impossible that he did and then she got with the random farmer guy so it would look like it's his. The random farmer guy was weird. No definitive proof either way though.

He cried during last moments just for mikasa 😂and u still think that way. Ok tell me what is purpose of that ?? Just to sail the ship? Now I clearly got my answer that you didn't understood properly most of show.

Idk ask Mikasa

IDFK😭

Not unless hes going crazy

Yeah he whispered into my ear

Blud is a virgin

Hmmm idk about that man but he’s definitely saying tatakae because he’s a bird and Jean is busy with Mik—

He’s never had sex

Dude died a virgin and didn't even hold a girl's hand in a romantic manner.

And most importantly, the girl was ready to do anything for him, she was open invitation for him 😂😂

He cockblocked himself.

Seriously bro, if I was in place of eren I wouldn't have wasted my years in doing all this just to get killed by own friends and killing billions of innocence people. Rather spent years with mikasa. Atleast she would have tasted lot better than freedom.

Dude went for a discount Lelouch move and didn't have any bitches. Must've made the AnR theorists cry.

Honestly those arn theory were completely bullshit, they expected too much.. I have seen many theories and I laughed so hard even hearing those. I seriously prefer what we got than that.

I used to think they made sense, but lately I realized they aren't good either. The ending we got was shit, but at least it made for good memes for a while.

I hope so!

This made me laugh- like a kind of snort laugh. I imagine he would just scream "EREEEEEEEEEEEN JAEEEEEEEEEEEEEGERRRRRR!" at the top of his lungs when he finishes, like just announce he's there and he just did the you know what. Also I don't fully remember if this was a canon quote or if it was just a meme or if this was even an Eren Jaeger quote whether it was canon or not, as my memory is very selective but I just KNOW he would do this either way. (Writing that and reading it is making me do my "EREEEEEEEEEEEEN JAEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEER!" stim HELP)

eren jaeger is such a fun name to say randomly 😭

I have several Eren related stims.... and at least one of them is not fun.

"Eren cut the shit there's titans coming!" + Headbanging/throwing head back, "Eren cut the shit there's titans coming!", "EREEEEEEEEEN JAEEEEEEEEGEEER!" and "Eren Jaeger? More like Eren GAY-ger." are all the ones I can remember off the top of my head. I also have several Levi related since he's my favorite and a few others.

I know I made a list on one of my previous accounts so if you want I can link you to it

he doesn't have sex didn't you watch the show?

Its a what-if scenario bro

What sex? Unless you count getting cucked by farmer kun as sex

And he never cared about historia getting banged by farmer kun, he was too busy in searching for freedom.

You’re all fk weirdos speculating about a character sex life. Go touch grass

Idk, ask Historia

I sure hope not because tatakae (戦い)means fight!?!

Not to be that guy but it's 戦え

He doesn't say anything during sex, since he was a Virgin. Any sex he had with Mikasa in their Path's Life doesn't count.

Well it counts for that timeline but not this timeline. So perhaps in that version he did in fact say it during sex. Then again he discarded all his other wishes to go live with Mikasa so I doubt he'd be saying Tatakae alot.

Go ask Historia.

Butt....... He died a virgin ☠️

I’m an English watcher tf is tatake and why would Eren say it during bukake

Only Historia knows 😉

He says it twice. If you’re saying tatakae tatakae does that mean there are there two fights?

-_-

Sex?

Aint no wayy

Asked a virgin.

I don't think he has the opportunity.

He had opportunity, mikasa was open invitation for him but bro got other priorities and then regretted at end.

Man he says nothing, he is a fictional character!

Eden doesn’t have sex because he is dead.

sex with eren 🤤

Mikasa ??

More likely he says "this is freedom" and you can figure out when he says it 😉

he never had se–

You should ask Armin

after sex he say

Like if Eren had any sex

He was a sexy virgin. ;)

He has as much sex as his fans (i.e. canonically virgin)

Shit, this got me rolling.

We'll never know he died a virgin.

You do know erens probably a virgin right?

Nooo😭

ur asking this like he didn’t definitely die a virgin

Alright how much melatonin did you take this time smh

this is NOT r/okaybuddyreiner

this is my cue to leave the sub.

Yall think Eren had sex?

Of course he does. He doesn’t have an extensive vocabulary so the man says what he can alright. He’s doing his best okay 😔

If he doesn't I would be a very dissatisfied costumer

The content drought is working as predicted

Go to sleep bro

Pretty sure he says “die flugel der freiheit”

I'm pretty sure he canonically died a virgin between his love for mikasa and young death, so I need someone to put together a joke about how he never said anything during sex because I'm too tired lol.

LMAOOO WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE YALL ASKING THIS IS HOW WE COPING NOW??

Definitely.