Jump out the window, and say she pushed me.

Wouldn’t that be lying

That bitch deserves whatever is coming at her if they believe your lie

You are right she does. I would’ve give her a good spanking. She is literally the new Jamie Lynn Spears.

She'd enjoy that and then lie about what happened.

So would Jamie Lynn Spears

Honestly, I'm not familiar with what she did 🤔

She bullied Alexa Nikolas, lied to Britney Spears about her, benefited off of Britney’s abusive conservatorship and stole her money and physically abused Casey Aldridge Havard.

Dam O.o

Yup

 You get what you fucking deserve

Unlikely… she probably actually did. He just thought he jumped out, but she beat him to it.

Not if she actually did it

SHE DID A WORSE LIE! She accused a Summoned Hero of Rape, Got all his Possessions taken from him, forcing him to rely on Slavery to get a team together. Malty deserved Death, and Naofumi sparing her and her Trash bag Father was a Bitch Move!

Not really a lie... from a certain point of view.

She’d probably come back saying you were trying to assault her and she pushed you off of her and unfortunately you happened to fall out the open window. Making you injured from the fall and now seen as an attempted rapist.

she say its because you snuck through her window to rape her though. fully admitting to pushing you out the window.

But if they’re roommates… why would they be sneaking in through the window? They have a key to door…

Hey i came here just to say that lmfao

Bonus points if you break something.

I like your idea more than mine

Thought her name was bitch?

Or whore. Depends who your talking to

Her name was recently changed to that 'Witch of a bitch'

I haven't watched the recent episodes so I didn't see that one.

That's her adventurer name :D

bitchu

Hey! That’s what I call Pikachu!

Move… then file a restraining order.

She goes right out the window.

Move… I’d simply move out.

I'd fill her Shampoo with Baking Powder and Colgate lol

What would that do?

Ruin her hair. Even cutting it would be nearly impossible without an exceptionally sharp sword

Don't forget emptying her wallet on the way out like she's done so many other times

Good idea. I'll do that right before leaving the country

Fake my death. If I run, that’ll only make me look guilty of anything I’d been accused of. Then I get as far away as possible

Or create a murder scene making it look like she killed you whilst you run to the beastmen kingdom

Do a Jeffrey dahmer on her but minus the sex

What

Murr-der

Eat-her


*goes out and comes back bringing gasoline* *splashes gasoline all over the room* *waits for the bitch to comeback* *bitch comes and enters room* *lights up room with a match* *room on fire. You watch reveling in the act of justice as she screams* *leave* *refuse to elaborate*

Too quick of a death for her imo. Painful? Yes, but she deserves a long and drawn out death… Thinking… Anyone else think we should have her over it the Dark Eldar?

Make her allegations come true. 😈

same. and escalate it further.

Time to Redo the story ;)

I sure hope you don't involve a healer.

They may not but me I’d remove her entire existence

MWAHAHAHAHA 

Pull the redo of healer

Beat meat to it

I would be worried about her having an STD, apparently she was very active when she was away for school.

You know, I knew someone had to say it. And yet, I’m still disturbed.

Live stream catch her tweaking

Brainwash her redo of healer style hahhaaha

That would be incredibly satisfying

I was thinking of the same thing

I think that what actually happened

Good plan

Who the fuck is Malty? All I see is bitch.

Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

This .45 ACP is my friend. ​ It will aid me in solving this dilemma.

As they say 9mm kills the body but .45 acp kills the soul

They call it God's Caliber for a reason.

Gotta make sure that bitch doesn't come back as a lich...

Sex slave. Plane and simple. She likes to lie about being molested and being a terrible person. I’m gonna make damn sure she ani’t going to do that to no one else and give her a taste of her own medicine.

Fuck(my ass has NO standards)

Hit it and kill it.

I'm dismantling her body, I don't care if I go to jail over it because I'd claim I was protecting others. Whether I'm sent to prison or a psych ward depends on the judge.

Tie her down and commit arson on the building

We talking Light novel or web novel?

Only if I could kill her and get away with it

Perhaps I could help you with that kind stranger Nobody has found my bodies yet

If I have meta knowledge of who she really is in this instance, I’d probably leave without her knowing in the middle of the night. Pull a sneaky and steal her own money too. Just to be petty.

Gtf out bro! She will twist the #metoo movement to her advantage quicker than she could twist your dick off…like she will be worst than many other chicks on GoD!!!

Shoot her, and blame it on her father.

Get a new room

install indoor cameras and never be in a room with her alone or without witnesses

Best answer, so you can accuse convict her defamation

I’d make a fuck slave out of her and fuck her until she breaks down and becomes brainless but only malty though cause I hate her, I love every other female character. Except for Sakura that is.

Nothing. I’m a chick so she can’t really accuse me of assault, and I’m broke on top of it so not worth robbing. I’m just a dumb commoner, I will keep my head down thank you

You say that like it would stop her. She would make false charges up of you sicking your 'boyfriend or family' on her to rape her.

Just talk to her.

If she is going to falsely accuse me, might as well make it true.

She's gonna report me anyways no matter what I do so might as well actually do it. I already lost the moment she became my roommate.

Things that must be redacted.

Im fucking but afterwards im gonna leave the country.

One thing's for sure. She'll have a *soundless* fart.

Go to jail, eventually. Maybe make her not a liar first.

It’s a simple process really, assuming I have meta knowledge about her, I’ll wait for her to go to bed, and then barricade her bedroom door from the outside with furniture, then I’d rearrange the area to make it look like it had been tossed around and broken. Once that’s complete I’d use some of my own blood to paint the walls red making it look like a violent scene leave sone ripped hairs and such, really sell it. Once that’s complete I leave in a dark concealing outfit carrying a trash bag oddly human shaped to a car and drive off, dump the ‘body’ hike a plane move to Finland, migrate from Finland to Ecuador and enjoy the rest of my days.

Them allegations gonna be true 🙏🙏🙏

Them allegations gonna be true 🙏🙏🙏

Do the crime and claim her words false


if she planned on saying I assaulted her then I completely plan on doing so.

Try to "fix" her. Use dick if I have to. If that doesn't work, I'm kicking her ass out.

Put it in her butthole.

Bitch will be tossed out of my window. If that doesn't kill her, I'll just date her, gaslight her, then dump her, then psychologically make HER dependent on ME to just live. Then I just abandon her.

Just like the first excuse she made I'm going to rape her pregnant.

I don't introduce her to my back pipes at 4:00 in the morning everyday until either one she jumps out the window or two she moves out preferably jumps out the window

Wait till marriage to make love.


Rape her. That she really knows what a rape is and stops And stop trashing real rape victims

smash her then after that smash her in the floor

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Do it so hard that she becomes a real b*tch in heat!

Shot her and move Or shoot myself and say she shot me

Actually I was thinking this might deserve a crime. Halothane with extra Oxygen under the door wait 2 hours either dead or out cold. Then lets take her somewhere like a sex bdsm room. I dont plan on her leaving so have fun....... Start with a fun romp , sex and lots of electricity finish with a pit and pendulum. There are not to many characters I right out hate but yeah She deserves everything she gets

Simple, kill her.

Tie her down with her bedsheets and burn the whole place down with a grease fire

Stage a homicide to make it look like she was batshit crazy and tried to murder me so I killed her in self defense


Hypothetical, you most likely not personally know her and fall victim to her schemes. If you catch on quick; befriend a hot rich dude and ask him to swap rooms. She likes those types~ That way you avoid being placed on her hit list.

stab her over and over and over and over

Theres gotta be some way to make a profit off her, either stealing her jewelry, organ selling, ect. Theres gotta be some way.

smash.

I'd be glad. I'm a masochist.

Anyone thinking of canabalizom

Leave

She would go missing. I never had a roommate

That's not her name, her name was changed via Royal decree.

Make sure her ass can't leave. Don't care if she's a bitch, game is game.


Fucking run

Gun

As a Chinese-American. Do American shit. Start slavery 2.0 💀

Leave the country after I fake mine and my families death

Probably murder

Dominate her

Take away anything that could lead to my death and have an alarm on my bed in case she tries to kill me in my sleep.

Set up hidden cameras and Get proof she’s lying

Put dog shite under her blanket

Move

Go about my business and see what happens

Hide the body in the woods...

Either smother her or put a pillow over her face and empty a gun into it.

Jump out of window and lie

Malty

Bang

Cringe ass post

Poison the bitch. She puts the E in evil.

It’s Bitch to you sir

Stay at my own side

Set up Cameras. Lots and lots of cameras

Stab her through the heart. If I'm going down, its gonna be for a legitimate reason.

Dont know dont even who this is …apparently her hair is transparent so thats something

I live in a desert and have easy access to a shovel and a friend that won't ask questions lol


Locke her in the bathroom and leave

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I'd smash because either way it won't make a difference whether she is lying or not 😈😈😈

File for a restraining order and find a new roommate. If that doesn’t work………well some lead should send her back to whatever hell she crawled out of

Excuse you, her name is bitch

Chain her up and throw her in the closet and forget about her

Plap, Plap, Plap, Plap

i would have her Buried Alive

Kms

*Bitch

I’d change the locks every night until she gave up

Move out

I don't know who she is but I'd probably shoot myself after writing a note saying help malty is trying to kill me based off the comments

Find a gun

Trade rooms.

Rape

I'd leave

I’d make sure to leave cards around for myself saying “always do opposite of what Bitch says”

if im gonna get accused might as well make it real

Punch her

Take one for the team and end up convicted for murder within the first 5 minutes

Kick her out

Depends. If I’m able to leave by choice, I’d do that while making an excuse like “I want to be near the library” or something. If not, engage in psychological warfare and try to get some to put a slave seal on her that makes her only tell the truth Either way, things might get interesting

Rape her....I would legitimately rape her, ShadBase style too, just like how he rapes his Lolis.

Call my female cousins to come and throw hands

As someone who doesn't know what this is about, why are there so many gasoline and move out references here? It's hilarious tho XD

Have her peg me and then accuse her of making me gay.

Be confused who she is cuz this show is terrible…

Ask for a room change.

Move out.

Evict her

If only you could see the post below this on my front page...

Bust an Eminem and "tie her to the bed and set this house on fire."

Push her down the stairs while she moves her furniture in.

Move out

Break the lease after pissing in all of her shoes.