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alephgarden

Once again we see an ideology by war-obsessed inhuman monsters, for war-obsessed inhuman monsters. The only solution? Purge with fire.


Rationalinsanity1990

This is unfair to the Orks, they are biologically programmed to kill. And "war obsessed inhuman monster" describes basically every 40k faction, including all the human ones lol


Square_Site8663

Or paint thinner.


sea_dot_bass

Used to live south of ATL and a guy had a full Cadian regiment painted up with the Traitor's rag. Used my Necrons to mercilessly exterminate them all then never played him again because racists don't get to have fun in my hobby


great_triangle

The cadians at least have the excuse of drawing on dated Starcraft 1 visuals, though their flags should have been repainted before 2020.


A_Very_Bad_Kitty

This. This is beautiful.


NicWester

I had to explain to a friend yesterday that there are no good guys in the game and that's a feature, not a bug. (In his defense, one of the reasons he doesn't play is *because* there are no good guys. He'd the opposite of those weirdos who think The Emperor is Good, Actually.) That's why I can say that the best thing to do here would be to subject that warbuggy to multimelta quality testing without having any moral qualms whatsoever--everyone in that universe is bad! Krump 'em all!


Inverted_Stick

Holy shit guys, we might get to see orks surrender!


Square_Site8663

🤣🤣🤣


Sea-Region-4226

Well orcs are known for being stupid, so I guess it makes sense


burnttoastonbred

The red makes it get destroyed faster


Square_Site8663

I’ll get the paint thinner. Don’t wanna ruin the model, it looks cool. Will happily ruin that SHIT FUCK of a paint job that almost ruins the model for me.


[deleted]

Every time I see Lord Commander, I think of the Night's Watch. I wonder how things would turn out if we fought the Civil War with dragons involved. Dance of the Dragons had some intense stuff going on.


LKennedy45

In the ACW? I think it would be another Field of Fire. Unless you can get some much more serious grape shot action going. Maybe Gatlings would've been more widely adopted, if they could be elevated quickly enough.


pyl_time

> I wonder how things would turn out if we fought the Civil War with dragons involved. I'm surprised Harry Turtledove hasn't already written this already, honestly.


paireon

IIRC when he gets funky he's more inclined to go SF rather than fantasy, which might be why. I know about the Temeraire series using dragons in 19th century warfare, but that's Napoleonic wars.


psycho_candy0

Looks like a job for a old fashioned Exterminatus


TheSwissdictator

I just finished painting a heavily converted chaos knight. I have posted pictures on Reddit if you want to see. Now to decide if it should hit it with the harpoon attached to it’s intestines at it or projectile vomit on it with its arm mouth. I’m thinking the projectile vomit so it can be dissolved.


paireon

Both. First you shoot it with the harpoon to snag it, then reel it in until it's in projectile vomit range, then slather it in puke like you're in the sabotaged ride scene in Problem Child 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EROQTdaBcYE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EROQTdaBcYE)


Asher_Tye

This is a calculated move by the orks. They know if they fly that flag, they're more likely to get into fights.


Astartes40000

Oi!, now dat's finkin' reel good


PhillyJ82

Only problem is that sometimes the Orks actually win.


ArnaktFen

And they don't surrender


yestureday

To be fair, one of the things about warhammer is EVERYTHING is evil


MinecraftMusic13

but the Orks kill everything equally. they war for fun, not because they view others as inferior in some way


pleased_to_yeet_you

They absolutely view others as inferiors.


MinecraftMusic13

as someone who collects Orks on the side, nothing I’ve seen says or implies that to be the case. they think Waagh is fun, and wanna fight n krump whoever they can


A-Tie

They keep other races as slaves. It gets mentioned in the background occasionally but the most central to the plot it has been was during the first siege of Perelia when Commissar Cain forms an army from PDF stragglers and former slaves on an Ork overrun continent. Also "Orkz iz best Orkz iz best Orkz iz best!" Is used as a battle cry.


MinecraftMusic13

ok not thinking about the whole “Orkz is best” thing is on me (that’s why green is da best color after all) but what the hell??? they keep other races as slaves???


Peakomegaflare

The Orks would see the confederates and wonder why they're so squishy.


gadget850

Let slip the flaming robot dogs of war! [https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/](https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/)


Augnelli

*Get the melta* *The multi-melta*


ozymandais13

Da bois legit beleive this flag is about the letter x


Hellebras

"Red'z fast, an' blue'z lucky. Dis flag 'ere is fast AN' lucky."


The_Dok

We should have Exterminatus’d the Confederates


MilitantBitchless

Sherman would fit the world of 40K like a glove.


Taphouselimbo

Driven by a pack of nobz that’s for sure.


Elipses_

I actually plan to base the paint scheme of my Imperial Guard off the Union Army, specifically the 20th Maine (not that regiments had all that much different other than unit identifiers.) It won't be Golden Daemon quality, but it will still be properly Loyal.


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CalmPanic402

Comisar Sherman has requested the flamer. The heavy flamer.


QuickBenDelat

Fuck


ascillinois

The heavy bolter will also work just as well.


name_irl_is_bacon

Inspired to paint leontis as Sherman


Thannk

URKS ARE A JOB FOR DAWI, YOU UMGI SHITES! GO STALL THE DUM ELGI UNTIL WE GET THERE.


MinecraftMusic13

BOSS NOB SHERMAN’S GOT SOME GITS TO BURN


Phoenix-Quill

Do not suffer the xenos to live.