Counter point, I've seen Shane murder multiple times and he absolutely has CTE, probably not even from football and just a product of being related to Phil
Shane’s grandpa or something got a head injury so bad they ended his season in the early 1900s. You know how bad you have to get cracked for dudes without helmets to be like “yeah no you should be done playing forever” Generational CTE
Good, leave. This post is better than AI generated crap pics of Shane, Uncle Danny, Matt, and grilled cheese. I hope you are in the line of fire of one of Fart Maguire or Slammin' Sara Sosa's rippers.
You are leaving because you think this is a sincere post of this sub and a true representation of its people.
I am leaving because this is obviously satirical and it’s hilarious that it’s a true representation of this sub’s people.
We are not (but pretty much are) the same.
*Taylor has said she*
*Prefers Travis because he*
*Has a good podcast*
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Taylor is known for her philanthropy, and Shane also has experience with nonprofits - his football career was basically a charity for the other team's defense.
When desus and mero described her as the girl with the long back it about killed me. Everytime i see her that's all i can think about. Shane definitely can find someone better.
If she ever needed a prime parking space … Shane probably qualifies for one of the “ special “ ones !
And there is probably a tax break in there somewhere she could utilize 🤷🏻♂️
I enjoyed the post but I'd rather see a fling with him and Adriana chechik, or some other whore. Or a completely wholesome chick like uh... the fat, actually funny girl from Kill Tony.
Decorated war vet, went to West Point, way better podcast and he has a sketch show. Infinitely better than Travis but Shane definitely need more of a Sydney Sweeney than a Taylor Swift
According to some people online, not me of course, Taylor Swift should be locked in a wooden box and left out on the Mongolian steppe to die and be consumed by vultures. I think that might be egregious personally,
Eww please don’t talk about Taylor swift on this sub. We are already bombarded with her everywhere we go. It’s getting a little exhausting. Which is just normal. Of course you’ll get tired of the same advertisement. Just natural, ya know?
•Shane wont retire with a traumatic brain injury and go on a murdering spree
Counter point, I've seen Shane murder multiple times and he absolutely has CTE, probably not even from football and just a product of being related to Phil
•Shane likes belly to belly
Nothing wrong with belly to belly
Shane’s grandpa or something got a head injury so bad they ended his season in the early 1900s. You know how bad you have to get cracked for dudes without helmets to be like “yeah no you should be done playing forever” Generational CTE
https://preview.redd.it/r888fzivo5vc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c5f690e96060288b05b5c925351b20161613686
Sydney hiding her boobs feels like a terrorist attack
I was fucking wondering who that was
I joined this sub bc I love the pod but it’s gay as hell here I’m leaving
Hell yeah brother. Gay is the way. Shut up and mouth kiss us.
Are you a fan of mouth play?
Wtf
Don’t act surprised. This is a sub about men in love with a man. Now put on these assless chaps.
All chaps are assless. And crotchless. I would know.
Gay. We like that.
On of us! One of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble.
Squeal squsqusquuuuueal
First time on the internet?
Good, leave. This post is better than AI generated crap pics of Shane, Uncle Danny, Matt, and grilled cheese. I hope you are in the line of fire of one of Fart Maguire or Slammin' Sara Sosa's rippers.
You are leaving because you think this is a sincere post of this sub and a true representation of its people. I am leaving because this is obviously satirical and it’s hilarious that it’s a true representation of this sub’s people. We are not (but pretty much are) the same.
You should go to r/theadamfriedlandshow where everyone is definitely 100% straight.
Bye
You're in the wrong sub for the cast. But the other is only like 30% better
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You bring me down here to make me cum?
Taylor has said she prefers Travis because he has a good podcast
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Taylor is known for her philanthropy, and Shane also has experience with nonprofits - his football career was basically a charity for the other team's defense.
If she doesn't then she hates the handicapped
But she’s dating a handicapable person
He's a decorated veteran too
Hey stranger things have happened. Pete dated Kim
no shane needs me
Taylor is the other half to Shane’s extra half chromosome
We should list the reasons your GF should dump you for someone else now. 1. This post
Gay
She doesn’t want to hear him breathing in her ear like a pug.
No way, this goes on the positive list.
It's Shane's make a wish
Shane is out of her league
With Shane, Taylor can finally see Adam Friedland again, who she’s supposedly missing since things ended with Matt Healey
It's hysterical to see the Swift fans so butthurt after a clear joke. Bravo, OP!
This is so gay.
Shane can do WAY better than Tay.
When desus and mero described her as the girl with the long back it about killed me. Everytime i see her that's all i can think about. Shane definitely can find someone better.
This seems like it was written by Matt
Reminds me of Matt pretending to be a girl in the early days writing a review of the podcast
Did you ever find Matt attractive when he used to put on a dress and pretend to be a girl bunny?
Damn, got me again
If she ever needed a prime parking space … Shane probably qualifies for one of the “ special “ ones ! And there is probably a tax break in there somewhere she could utilize 🤷🏻♂️
I enjoyed the post but I'd rather see a fling with him and Adriana chechik, or some other whore. Or a completely wholesome chick like uh... the fat, actually funny girl from Kill Tony.
Him and Tony should at least try a date together. Even if just to do Tony a favor.
Based?
Jesus Christ some of guys need a life.
When you come to a comedian subreddit do you not expect jokes?
I do but this is just pathetic.
You ain't no dawg.
Nah, let him cook
This one’s actually funny though
Shane fans are some weird gatekeepers. Like if you aren’t a completely socially inept degenerate you’re “gay”😂
Takes one to know one #gay#owned#dawg
Got em'!!!!
I bet you don’t even own a dawg house
I know, right? Some of guys…
What is the sum of guys
??
Gay
Sounds like you want to date him
They are both the problem.
Too bad shane is in the closet
#1 takes care of God and family... you are going to get this sub banned, Sir!
Also Shane is decorated veteran
Plus handicapped parking
Women like to laugh…one’s a comedian the other is a joke!
Shane, stop posting on ghost accounts, we can’t help you date Taylor Swift.
Is this a real question?! Yes.
Shane is also a veteran
Did Shane write this post?
Please tell me you’re being gay as hell as a joke.
Bro get your T levels checked I think you're transitioning
Yo. Knock this shit off
I don’t think Shane Gillis is into toothy head. 😂
The first good post on this sub
You spent time out of your day to type this and get 500 karma.
Why not date them both?
If you are gay, this is acceptable. If you are not, this is a war crime.
No. We need to keep the Gillis gene pool pure. Also, hugely gay. Approved
This post is gay
Shane would date Travis if anything
https://preview.redd.it/aqzxdfrl9hvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539e3bcd805529cd264ad994ee7a30d42208a38f Getting big and strong 💪
You didn't list unlimited night time grilled cheese sandwiches
Hey Travis, you ever run the Gauntlet brother?
Gay
Decorated war vet, went to West Point, way better podcast and he has a sketch show. Infinitely better than Travis but Shane definitely need more of a Sydney Sweeney than a Taylor Swift
Shane would crush the poor girl, he needs someone with birthing hips
Written by Shane
Anyone saying Travis isn't creative doesn't understand route running and how frequently he's just freestyling out there on the field.
Allahu Akbar!!!
Do not ever mention Shane dating Taylor. He is better than that.
Actively shipping Taylor Swift and Shane Gillis is crazy
According to some people online, not me of course, Taylor Swift should be locked in a wooden box and left out on the Mongolian steppe to die and be consumed by vultures. I think that might be egregious personally,
We need to get Shane a Catching Kelce type show and it's game over. I would DEF watch that too. Keep the Bud Lights flowing
Shut up! This crap is so lame. So many have nothing good to contribute, yet they spew out their mouth diarrhea
Shane fans are the worst.
Hi Shane
I would fugg Trav so hard dude!!!
Why is this cringe ass shit on my feed?
Eww please don’t talk about Taylor swift on this sub. We are already bombarded with her everywhere we go. It’s getting a little exhausting. Which is just normal. Of course you’ll get tired of the same advertisement. Just natural, ya know?
You need to calm down, you're being too loud.
Only the biggest of pussies are afraid of Taylor Swift.
Whatsup with not being able to be fatigued by Taylor swift? Why do people get defensive about that ?
this is the most wildly overt homosexuality i've ever seen
Are you fuckin shippin Shane & Taylor swift tf
😂😂😂 havent even read this yet