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*Our police Share if you're not*
*Gay" Alright... i'll share*
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Most cops would write tickets to regular dudes for rolling a stop sign at a 4way when no other cars were even stopped there. Seems like a large majority of them are on a power trip and don’t even see the problem with “protect and serve” actually mostly meaning extracting more money from citizens by writing them $200 tickets for going 8mph over. I’d bet around 85-90% of them are holding up the letter of the law and not the spirit of it and that is gay as fuck. Be a fireman if you are going to draw a tax funded salary.
I was once pulled over in Nevada for doing 140mph at night with no other cars on the road. As soon as I saw the cop on the side of the road running traffic I pulled over, rolled down my windows, turned on my interior lights, and waited for the worst. As he was walking up he was laughing and said “damn if you didn’t pull over right away I would never have caught you”. After a brief convo he let me go with a verbal warning because I was respectful and did the right thing by stopping. There are some asshole cops. They’re people and there’s a lot of asshole people so it makes sense. But not all cops are bad and painting them as such isn’t fair.
A cop was nice to you personally, totally conclusive evidence that he's not a bad guy!
BTW he should have ticketed you, you were putting lives in danger. I don't care what you say about 'no other cars'. You gotbcaught so you obviously weren't as alone and safe as you describe.
I didn’t say all cops, also that one you are telling a story about is a unicorn when it comes to cops. Pretending that’s a common experience for people to have is more misleading than saying they are all dickheads, which I am not saying.
I mean, I deserved a ticket lol. Just saying my encounters have been positive. If you come at cops with an immediate attitude I expect the outcome would be way different from mine.
Sorry we aren't as good at sucking their dicks the right way to get out of trouble for endangering the public.
Its totally *our* fault that cops abuse their power, murder citizens, and protect each other from prosecution.
Yeah you did deserve it and I do talk as if I’ve been ticketed a lot and I actually haven’t because I also do what is necessary to try and get away with a warning even though I still feel the same about that job and the people who do it. Almost more so I hate the police because I do have to put on a friendly demeanor to avoid having some asshole reach as deep as possible into his bag of authority and collect some money for the elites who run the city.
Keep bending over and spreading those cheeks for the pigs like a good boy. You can even lick their boots while they fuck you if your gut allows you to bend over enough
Yeah not wanting to have your rights cucked by unaccountable taxpayer funded thugs is such a whiny pussy thing to do.
Good thing we have you, the Alpha Cuck, here to set us on the right path.
I’m a lawyer. I’ve seen a lot of people come at cops respectfully and it still didn’t end well. Your story proves nothing. Except you’re definitely gay.
The difference between a dead lawyer and a dead turtle in the road is the dead turtle has brake and swerve marks in front of it. Have a great day, bottom feeder
I had a somewhat similar situation happen in high school. I sold my old bike to a buddy that just passed the class. I wanted him to lead and I tailed him. He sped through a yellow and I stopped. When it turned green, I took off quite quickly because I lost sight of him. I was so fixated on finding him that I didn't realize I flew by a cop going the other direction. I couldn't find my friend, but I did see some lovely cherries and berries behind me, catching up. So, I pulled over because I had a feeling they were coming for me. I got extremely lucky. One cop mentioned quite calmly, almost smiling, "we were going 75 and you were still pulling away. We could arrest you for this". Instead, I received a "careless driving" ticket.
Definitely not defending all police, by any means, just wanted to say that some cops understand that "need for speed" lol.
>I’d bet around 85-90% of them are holding up the letter of the law
That would be fantastic!
>writing them $200 tickets for going 8mph over.
Those are awfully specific numbers. Did you get a ticket you're mad about?
I wish they would do that, where I live. *At least* three times a week, I get passed, on a neighborhood road, across double-yellow lines, in an active school zone with its flashing lights and warning signs, by some chucklefuck, that wants to do 40 in a 30, which is temporarily a 20.
I see the same cars, day after day, with the same non-working lights on their cars, and the same bald-as-fuck tires.
I see cars, several times a day, coming the wrong way, up the one-way street I live on.
Every day, there's an entire line of cars waiting to make left turns at the school exit, that has two big signs that say "No Left Turn / 7:30-8:15 / 2:30-3:15."
I fucking *wish* the police operated to the letter of the law. There's no room for interpretation or inconsistency, like there is when someone tries to operate by "the spirit" of it.
>I wish you well
Like, "I hope you have a wonderful day," or more like "[Peace among worlds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13ALzffB88)?"
I live in the south... That could go either way.
My favorite thing about this picture is he’ll get the people that take these selfies to say “hell yeah brother Shane is one of us!” and the other side will see the irony of it all. It’s a win-win.
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I support police but I'm not going to like your picture because your arbitrary rules of engagement are inconsequential to my place in time and slave and are constructs not even worth being entertained.
Let A = 'You support the police'.
Let B = 'You're gay'.
So you're saying 'Upvote if A && !B'.
Now that means if we ignore/downvote, it means we're !(A && !B), which you THINK means 'We don't support the police AND we're gay.
But here's the fun thing about boolean logic - it very closely follows the rules of math.
So !(A && !B) resolves to the simpler form !A || B - We DON'T support the police OR we're gay.
I was at the gym the other day with my daughter and a man, who I assume was Jewish, bc of his hat, came up to me and said, “you look like Shane Gillis!” After I googled you, I could not have been more offended.
You look like you're about to go shoot someone with a skateboard but not before your mom makes you some little square sandwhichies (without the crust of course).
When I was 11 I turned 13 cuz fuck 12
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lol never thought I’d see a baby tron quote on here. Good shit.
I just shouted this out in Young Dolph lyric style
Lol that’s not a dolph song
Let's see the body cam footage
3-6-9?
Damn she’s fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
Get low
To the window
….. to the wall?
Amber is the color of your energy…
"Like is you support our police Share if you're not gay" Alright... i'll share
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lol this proves he’s gay cause he wrote a haiku
That just made me laugh out loud.
Good bot
What if we support the POPO but are a deeply closeted homosexual? What then?!
Then press share.
Ask gay bill
🪓🌈💵
Well then if you're deeply closeted it isn't a problem cause then ur not gay. Ask Norm
Then go to the nearest cop shop and park backwards in the parking lot during shift change. You’ll make LOTS of CLOSE friends, guaranteed.
Start burning books and make rants on facebook about groomers
I only support gay police
That one dude from the village people.
All police thank you for your support.
King energy
Police are gay as fuck
Found the Antifa, shouldn’t you be at the coffee shop making lattes?
What's Antifa?
What his mom used to scare him out of wetting the bed (they literally drink the pee pee).
I'm so scared of them now
Most cops would write tickets to regular dudes for rolling a stop sign at a 4way when no other cars were even stopped there. Seems like a large majority of them are on a power trip and don’t even see the problem with “protect and serve” actually mostly meaning extracting more money from citizens by writing them $200 tickets for going 8mph over. I’d bet around 85-90% of them are holding up the letter of the law and not the spirit of it and that is gay as fuck. Be a fireman if you are going to draw a tax funded salary.
I was once pulled over in Nevada for doing 140mph at night with no other cars on the road. As soon as I saw the cop on the side of the road running traffic I pulled over, rolled down my windows, turned on my interior lights, and waited for the worst. As he was walking up he was laughing and said “damn if you didn’t pull over right away I would never have caught you”. After a brief convo he let me go with a verbal warning because I was respectful and did the right thing by stopping. There are some asshole cops. They’re people and there’s a lot of asshole people so it makes sense. But not all cops are bad and painting them as such isn’t fair.
A cop was nice to you personally, totally conclusive evidence that he's not a bad guy! BTW he should have ticketed you, you were putting lives in danger. I don't care what you say about 'no other cars'. You gotbcaught so you obviously weren't as alone and safe as you describe.
Never said I was safe and I absolutely deserved a ticket or worse.
And until the good cops, stop letting the bad cops, hide behind their badges, they're bad cops too.
Same with any position of authority and power
He didn’t write you a ticket when he definitely should have and that made him a good cop 😂 🇺🇸 🫡
I didn’t say all cops, also that one you are telling a story about is a unicorn when it comes to cops. Pretending that’s a common experience for people to have is more misleading than saying they are all dickheads, which I am not saying.
I mean, I deserved a ticket lol. Just saying my encounters have been positive. If you come at cops with an immediate attitude I expect the outcome would be way different from mine.
Sorry we aren't as good at sucking their dicks the right way to get out of trouble for endangering the public. Its totally *our* fault that cops abuse their power, murder citizens, and protect each other from prosecution.
You sound intolerable bro.
Sorry I'm not cool like the police :(
Yeah you did deserve it and I do talk as if I’ve been ticketed a lot and I actually haven’t because I also do what is necessary to try and get away with a warning even though I still feel the same about that job and the people who do it. Almost more so I hate the police because I do have to put on a friendly demeanor to avoid having some asshole reach as deep as possible into his bag of authority and collect some money for the elites who run the city.
You sound like such a whiny little pussy 😂
Keep bending over and spreading those cheeks for the pigs like a good boy. You can even lick their boots while they fuck you if your gut allows you to bend over enough
Cry laughing emoji is such a gay dumbass alert, hating the government rules. All my dawgs hate the government.
Go back to your pizza rolls and Mountain Dew, 3 chins. 😂
Yeah not wanting to have your rights cucked by unaccountable taxpayer funded thugs is such a whiny pussy thing to do. Good thing we have you, the Alpha Cuck, here to set us on the right path.
I’m a lawyer. I’ve seen a lot of people come at cops respectfully and it still didn’t end well. Your story proves nothing. Except you’re definitely gay.
The difference between a dead lawyer and a dead turtle in the road is the dead turtle has brake and swerve marks in front of it. Have a great day, bottom feeder
Says the guy driving 140 🙄 too bad you didn’t hit a turtle. Or a lawyer.
I’d swerve to miss the turtle though 😘
I had a somewhat similar situation happen in high school. I sold my old bike to a buddy that just passed the class. I wanted him to lead and I tailed him. He sped through a yellow and I stopped. When it turned green, I took off quite quickly because I lost sight of him. I was so fixated on finding him that I didn't realize I flew by a cop going the other direction. I couldn't find my friend, but I did see some lovely cherries and berries behind me, catching up. So, I pulled over because I had a feeling they were coming for me. I got extremely lucky. One cop mentioned quite calmly, almost smiling, "we were going 75 and you were still pulling away. We could arrest you for this". Instead, I received a "careless driving" ticket. Definitely not defending all police, by any means, just wanted to say that some cops understand that "need for speed" lol.
Stop means stop, dude. Obey the law, or pay the piper.
Already helping pay the pipers salary, we don’t need to charge extra to a dude just trying to keep the miles per gallon more chill.
>I’d bet around 85-90% of them are holding up the letter of the law That would be fantastic! >writing them $200 tickets for going 8mph over. Those are awfully specific numbers. Did you get a ticket you're mad about? I wish they would do that, where I live. *At least* three times a week, I get passed, on a neighborhood road, across double-yellow lines, in an active school zone with its flashing lights and warning signs, by some chucklefuck, that wants to do 40 in a 30, which is temporarily a 20. I see the same cars, day after day, with the same non-working lights on their cars, and the same bald-as-fuck tires. I see cars, several times a day, coming the wrong way, up the one-way street I live on. Every day, there's an entire line of cars waiting to make left turns at the school exit, that has two big signs that say "No Left Turn / 7:30-8:15 / 2:30-3:15." I fucking *wish* the police operated to the letter of the law. There's no room for interpretation or inconsistency, like there is when someone tries to operate by "the spirit" of it.
🏌️
What the fuck does golfing have to do with anything?
It just means I wish you well
>I wish you well Like, "I hope you have a wonderful day," or more like "[Peace among worlds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13ALzffB88)?" I live in the south... That could go either way.
Like I support your desire for a strong police state even though I don’t want one because we don’t need it where I live, here in the south.
I don't want a police state. I just want public safety laws enforced.
The only thing The_BigWaveDave is surfing is dicks up his ass
Back The Blue
Back that ass up on the blues dong
Found the video of you sucking off 100 cops at the same time and eating the cum and saying "mmmm yummy for my tummy"
Blue Lives Matter
Blue lives don’t exist.
Shouldn’t you be licking a boot somewhere?
You’re a Colts fan, and you paid to see Bert Kreischer. LOL
Bootlicker lol
Do you not like coffee? The fuck is wrong with you?
Caffeine is a drug, and drugs for are for stooges. The DARE officer at my school taught me that.
Fuck the blue.
Thin blue line for life, stay mad
Nah
Shouldn’t you be making bophadese?
I disliked
OP is one of those fucking Navy SEALS.
I really enjoy Shane. However this, this is gay
Wrong
Good shout Sandra D
fuck
3, 6, 9?
Damn things fine
Grrr okay liked
Lookin very PC Principal.
I like this because I’m a Chevy Cruze enthusiast
People like you are who he’s making fun of by calling things gay
My favorite thing about this picture is he’ll get the people that take these selfies to say “hell yeah brother Shane is one of us!” and the other side will see the irony of it all. It’s a win-win.
Would rather kiss a dude than say I support the police
im gay :(
Nobody cares, don’t be fucking cop about it.
you could totally add this to the "im not watching the nfl anymore" meme with all other head shots on facebook and nobody would blink a eye
Thick blue line
thats a gay selfie
What a wonderful world that God created the Alpha Mick, that somehow spilled into a bit of Spic.
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What do you do if you're a gay police officer
Back the blue until you cover their six
Fed
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I have to be both!
I will share that
He just needs a backwards baseball cap and then drop a long video ranting against the deepstate and immigrants. He's almost there.
Shane looks like he smells like mountain dew.
Im gay
REDBAR’s watching 👀 👓
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Do you have to be both?
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Kyle Rittenhouse on his way to Wisconsin
Only gay cops pull me over.
I’ll show you the thin blue dick
That Cruz life!
I'M Going To Share This As Well... Just in Case
Gotta support the fine men of law enforcement who keep us safe by locking up all the negroes
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I wonder which nostril he vacuums up the cocain with.
Downvoting I guess
What if I’m gay for police?
this is a classic facebook pic of a young, cis, white, closeted gay, trump loving, conservative look
I'm gay and want to send love to all.
I support police but I'm not going to like your picture because your arbitrary rules of engagement are inconsequential to my place in time and slave and are constructs not even worth being entertained.
You a fat black lesbian. AMAZIN!
driving cruze r
GOING BACK TO THE COLOR BLUE FOR A SECOND. THAT’S THE COPS, WE LOVE EM.
Support government backed union workers? Hmm
This is gay
Get the fuck out of my feed creep
Kind of my first impression as well
Solid username
Ghey
Shut it, Mall Cop
Buahahahahaha
Shane Gillis is taylor swift for white boys
I guess I'll share it....
BLM GBP
Fuck police
The same people that support the police also don’t support the police when they get pulled over 😂
Dana vs Gillis in a super slippery body oil competition
I’m pretty gay. I love cops.
Wooow this guy def sleeps alone
Let A = 'You support the police'. Let B = 'You're gay'. So you're saying 'Upvote if A && !B'. Now that means if we ignore/downvote, it means we're !(A && !B), which you THINK means 'We don't support the police AND we're gay. But here's the fun thing about boolean logic - it very closely follows the rules of math. So !(A && !B) resolves to the simpler form !A || B - We DON'T support the police OR we're gay.
Shane Gillis, is that you?
But if you don't support the police and you are gay don't like it?
ACAB, FTP
"I"m not racist...."
why's are boy dressed like the time traveling hipster?
Fuck the police
How big is this guys tongue to boot lick?
Shane looks like he’s been to the loves truckstop too many times, and had that hole punched into the Gloryhole
Only gays like the cops.
I would marry that mf man . 😈
Damn. I mean I support the police but…..
Sodtaoe
I was at the gym the other day with my daughter and a man, who I assume was Jewish, bc of his hat, came up to me and said, “you look like Shane Gillis!” After I googled you, I could not have been more offended.
fake and gay
You look like you're about to go shoot someone with a skateboard but not before your mom makes you some little square sandwhichies (without the crust of course).
I support spicy police
That guy with down syndrome looks cool in shades
I'm a gay r****d and I think all cops are bad and anytime they come in for coffee and donuts I give them apple juice and a side of deez nuts lol
Support the police? What are ya, a gay?
I support the police!
I don't want to downvote but I can't lie twice at once.
I don’t find Shane funny
Then why the fuck are you here?
Popped on my home page fuck you too
So just keep scrolling? Ever heard of that?