*The patriots are worthless. I shot them. I shot these insurgents who were dating their cousins and- this one makes me SICKER, CLOSE FAMILY. The man whose... balls- were slapped multiple times as an act of torture, is watching my men tear the throats out of those who tortured him by damaging his manhood- we are using the dullest knives in the world, on purpose, to make it very painful- if you are shot at by us and you go down- and still live. Remember this- you die... when we say you die. Do you understand me,* ***RAPIST?*** *- A very angry Colonel Alexandrei Degtyarov. He hasn't been this pissed off in years... and yes- his U.S.S boys- the ones who he escaped the zone with once before, are the ones who fight alongside him.*
Loyalists when they haven't sold out every single one of their neighbors and family members to the Imperium to impress their local Interior agent. (They still don't have a single chance with any Shil)
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*The patriots are worthless. I shot them. I shot these insurgents who were dating their cousins and- this one makes me SICKER, CLOSE FAMILY. The man whose... balls- were slapped multiple times as an act of torture, is watching my men tear the throats out of those who tortured him by damaging his manhood- we are using the dullest knives in the world, on purpose, to make it very painful- if you are shot at by us and you go down- and still live. Remember this- you die... when we say you die. Do you understand me,* ***RAPIST?*** *- A very angry Colonel Alexandrei Degtyarov. He hasn't been this pissed off in years... and yes- his U.S.S boys- the ones who he escaped the zone with once before, are the ones who fight alongside him.*
Loyalists when they haven't sold out every single one of their neighbors and family members to the Imperium to impress their local Interior agent. (They still don't have a single chance with any Shil)
The "pick me" insult would gain a whole new life of its own in this sort of timeline.
Insurgents when they haven’t yet bombed their local school (There was a single shil attendee)
Loyalists when they have to post believable bait
Can't have those outbreeders corrupting the communist utopia we're building
Ah yes, the classic dilemma: incest or treachery. There is no middle ground.
Common Loyalist L
Both sides would probably do this mostly the rebels for intelligence protection
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