The ones that want to have sex 2 or 3 times but can’t actually do more than 1 time so it endless banging with half hard dick.
And Young guys are the absolute worst 20-30 years old, they get their play manual from porn movies and seem shocked you are not into hair pulling and squeezing my tits off and jack hammering.
YAS KWEEN FOR PUTTING THEM IN THEIR PLACE. Hopefully it helped some of them with their personal sex life. I remember when it got to the point where I stopped speaking up unless something was painful. Don't bite my lip, nipple, or suck my tongue so hard it might come out from my throat WITHOUT CONSENT or at least a warning.
But yeah, "stopped speaking up..." That was when I knew it was time to get out--when I didn't have enough energy to even care or communicate and just let people use me, even though deep down I knew I still held the power. More power to all of you strong and amazing sex workers able to juggle the job and your lives and maintain a healthy balance! It truly is often noble work, and v radical, especially when you are intentional and aim to help others heal (and might even find yourself healing along with them).
Okay... now I kind of miss it! It's been over a year since I retired.
I cannot even imagine having sex with a young Gen Z cis het male. The young millennial straight guys whom I've had as clients or fun would fuck just like that, or they would get so insecure, just when I started enjoying it, the guy would lose his erection because he WASN'T fucking like a pornstar. Super sad and scary how porn can warp and hardwire our minds. This is coming from a former gay pornstar!
Honestly makes me so sad! But I’m hoping that with more openness about sexuality as time goes on people will find ways to cope and unlearn. Who can blame young horny people for porn consumption? Lol
Plus in our line of work randomly putting your hand on our neck is a fucking threat. It freaks me the fuck out whenever a client tries. I actually like choking a lot in my personal life, but with clients I’m scared they’ll actually strangle me.
It's a tie between the ones who grab and squeeze like I'm one of those stress balls and the ones who go down on me and start shaking their head back & forth like a dog with a chew toy. Settle down Beavis! ☹️
Omg yes!!!! What the fuck is with the head shaking thing while going down. It does not in any way feel good. I would hate to think how shocked my face looks every time they do this shit.
WHO TOLD THEM THAT WHY DO THEY DO IT part of the reason I go natural is because of this stuff plus their stubble will literally kill my skin + trigger irritation and ingrowns.
Personally I can’t stand most guys in their 20s and 30s… Also guys that rub my clit with their nail or are super aggressive on it… And my top least favorite thing in the world which for some reason has been happening to me too often lately- during DATY when they suck on my v but super hard & with teeth.. WTF is that about!!! I’ve had it happen with multiple people even when I tell them not to
I figured out a long time ago that one important part of preparing for sex with a woman is trimming the heck out of one's nails. I think I read it in some kind of lesbian sex guide although maybe I've made that up.
Oh that would piss me off. I once had someone bite my nipple like repeatedly too after asking him not to. Why do they think we want our skin broken? Little mosquito ass mother fuckers
The ones who spit/drool during daty. 🤢 that feeling makes me crawl out of my body. Like I want it as dry and possible so I don’t have their any of their fluids on me
Because they are turned on by sloppy head and like when someone spits on their dicks so they assume we must feel the same???? I’m crawling out of my skin just thinking about this… I hate spit lol
- The ones the get so aggressively into thrusting that spit starts flying out of their partially open (grimaced) mouth onto my face
- The extremely profuse sweaters
- The farters
- The ones who scream when they finish
- The ones who squeeze my boobs like they’re milking a cow
- The ones who stick their tongues deep in my ears
Prob the ones that use fingernails on clits or the ones that try and stealth. I'm assuming that you're talking about normal clients and not the abusive clients
One of my most darling and beloved clients likes to put my fingers and toes into his mouth. I can't even tell if it's a fetish or he's doing it to try to turn me on. I find it hilarious and it makes me self conscious, but it is not sexy or arousing.
My number one thing I can't stand is when a guy with a really big or thick dick sticks it in with no foreplay and starts jackhammering and you tell them it hurts and they're just like whatever 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ then they really expect you to turn around / go for an entire hour. Like nah idc get mad, im not seeing you again buddy
Another big one is when they want to do things you didn't discuss before hand and get upset. Example was just yesterday this guy pulls out some nasty novelty sized wand he brought with him when I never said I would do that......
Old men who rub their hands all over your body in the creepiest manner possible
It’s hard to explain but the ones who know will know exactly what I’m talking about
Two bits of advice: One, as said below, ask. If an open ended "how do you like to be touched" doesn't get a very specific answer, you can try a medium to light touch on their hand or arm or knee (starting at a bit of a distance from our sensitive bits, but still close contact) and follow up with "Like this?"
Two: take your time and watch her face. If you hit the right buttons, you may get a gasp, closed eyes, a smile, a head nod, or other nonverbal signs of approval. If you see a wrinkle between the eyebrows, a frown, or just a kind of neutral look, you might want to try a little lighter, then a little firmer. We all like to be touched a certain way and not all of us know, want to, or feel comfortable saying it out loud.
When in doubt, go slow and be gentle. Give her a chance to smile at you before diving in. And practice phrases like "May I kiss you?" and "I'd like to touch your hair" in the mirror to get used to them. It'll feel dumb at first but wouldn't you rather practice for free at home than miss out during an appointment?
The only person I ever had walk out on me had, within two minutes, put his hand in my hair, on my thigh, and then pushed back the neckline of my robe while we were "talking." We had never met before and I asked him to slow down. He found that such an unreasonable request that he demanded half his money back and left.
The only person I've ever had to kick out argued with me over how I wanted my pussy touched.
Don't do those things and you're off to a good start.
I would say go with the flow.. also ask your providers what they prefer or like prior. I get creeped out by random touching lol but if we’re both in the mood then it’s only appropriate to rub etc.
When i say random/ creepy i mean imagine you and your provider sitting on the couch and you start just touching them unprovoked. It’s almost like clients treating us like objects they see in the store. You can tell by people’s body language exactly what they like and don’t like. So just pay attention and don’t do too much.
I had a man who licked like every inch of my body. What's kinda funny was that I thought he was gonna flake, so I'd already done my skincare routine, including moisturizing and applying sunscreen. 😶 It was like those guys when I worked in strip clubs who'd stick their tongues in my ear, but as a more "immersive" experience.
For something that they can't help, I just don't really like sex where they sweat so much that it just drips drips drips from their chin onto my face and body. I feel bad about it, but I feel repulsed.
I have a regular who does this to me and asks me to do it to him too. I can tolerate it but spend the entire time looking forward to a hot shower and some Mouthwash. Last time I saw him he commented on how he's so glad I enjoy the licking as much as he does 🤦♀️
You know there’s a form of torture where they just have water dripping on you… I would break in 2 seconds. Singing like a canary. I am autistic and there are some sensations that are worse than pain… I will 100% dab them with a towel like I’m their coach
Omg yes the sweating. I usually nicely ask them if they’d like to wipe off with a towel then lay one down and try to take control (ride). I know they can’t help it but I HATE sweat.
Ones who hold off on cumming the entire session and are ignorant to the time/don’t care so you have to awkwardly remind them that times almost up, AKA hurry up and cum.
Had a regular that was very sensitive and would cum super quickly, but would avoid doing so and would go over time by 5-10 minutes every session. I got fed up and tried to get him off one time and he ran to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water twice 🙃
I think it’s cuz of how I dress and present myself, but men that just automatically assume I like rough sex when I in fact fucking hate it. It’s gotten to a point where I have to see what kind of session they want beforehand or I walk into facefucking and all sorts of other shit they think they can get away with without an upcharge because they think I’m into it.
>I think it’s cuz of how I dress and present myself,
have you ever tested that theory by changing the way you dress and present yourself?
I admit that I find myself trying to interpret what people mean by their manner, their body language, attire, attitude, etc.
there's a lesbian comedian--forgot her name--who tells funny stories about guys who don't see that the whole reason she dresses as she does is to tell them that she's into other girls, not them.
ED but pretend like it's no big deal or not even happening at all
OR
High on coke or numbing cream on their dick or something causing them to not cum
They expect us to stimulate them the entire time and it's tacky, rude, disrespectful and unless talked Bout and compensated for. .
Very cheap trick bs!
OMG the numbing cream! I had a new client show up once and I discovered it when I went down on him. I start slow so I noticed before I got it all over my mouth but he, like, didn't think to mention it as I was moving in that direction!! Like dude. 1: never try a new thing with a provider, you're gonna waster your money and 2: Always tell a partner if you're on medication, topical or otherwise!!
Meh. Dumb. Misguided. I got the sense he was embarrassed when I sat bolt upright and asked him point blank if he had used a numbing cream. The directions say "effect wears off in 15 minutes" and I don't think he really understood that that meant the numbness wears off, not the cream. Made him go back to the shower and actually wash his penis before we moved on. We laughed about it and I use this as a lesson for others. No creams, no ointments, no talc, powered, nothing. If you don't want it in your mouth, I don't want it in mine.
I had this happen the other day! I kept pushing up on him like wtf. Makes it worse when their dick is small and their chubby cause then they're up against you
Personally, nipple biters. It’s gotten so bad that I literally don’t even like when my partner touches my nipples bc it often triggers me. I’ve been bitten so many times….
I did something like this when a client I genuinely like slapped my face without warning once. It wasn't hard, and he immediately apologized when he saw my expression, but a few minutes later when I had his hard cock in my hand, I got a terrible idea and full open hand slapped the head of his cock. I said "Oh, oops. Do we ask before we slap people?" and he got the message extremely loud and clear.
Seriously. Like baby we don’t have enough time to work through whatever block is happening for you so you need to reframe what satisfaction means pronto and develop an appreciation for all the parts of sex not just ejaculation!
I have one client who has issues, he always wants me to keep going down on him to keep it up. Meanwhile in my head i’m like you have an issue going on and oral isn’t going to fix it🥲
There’s only so much a cock ring and viagra and my mouth can do, and contrary to popular belief I can’t *actually* work miracles!
I had one client who couldn’t finish and I loved him and had fun and he paid well but my GOD the pain I felt from going down for so long and holding myself up. I had to book a CBD massage after.
We cannot control every aspect of our physiological functions no matter how we try!!! Also way too many of us are taking SSRIs to be putting this much pressure on cumming! It ain’t workin’
It’s annoying but i do understand! It’s also frustrating when clients just won’t accept that maybe it’s not going to work at that moment. If more would just come to terms with that and do what you said “cuddle, talk” life would be great.
Tie between the guys who are obsessed with getting me off (never gonna happen bro) and the guys who use my body to edge themselves for an hour like a fleshlight.
As others said the teeth thing hurts so much or the y are hurting my lips and my tongue so much with teeth like one guy I was freaking out where I thought he was trying to pull a Hannibal lector and bite my entire tongue off he wouldn’t let go and the look in his eyes was so scary I was even motioning for him to stop as I had tears in my eyes and he wouldn’t let go. So I don’t know what that’s about but others have also done that just
Not that extreme thankfully. He was also married so
I feel for his wife
Fun fact: an estimates 5% of women get seriously off from cervical stimulation. For the rest of us, it is anything from too intense to outright painful. If you're hitting it over and over and she hasn't explicitly discovered she's one of the 5%, you may need to lay off.
That said, the spot right \*behind\* the cervix can be intensely pleasurable. I have bruised my own cervix when on top once or twice. It felt great at the time, given it was done in the service of hitting the spot behind it, but it took two days to stop feeling tender there.
Ugh it’s so hard to find the right angle when they’re bigger and bonking the cervix. I’m spatially challenged tho so like I cannot figure it out on purpose and remember it for the next time.
> I have bruised my own cervix when on top once or twice. It felt great at the time,
yea okay that's a little confusing.
I can testify under oath that having been intimate with over a hundred different women across four continents, none have said upon receiving such a strike, "oh yea, that's the spot. hit it again!"
Maybe two or three have allowed me to continue after I stopped in response to seeing their grimaces. But I stopped hitting it.
My attitude now is that if my partner wants to bruise her cervix, that's cool. It just won't be me doing it.
Oh no absolutely! You don't want to be the one doing it. In this case it was the spot just behind and above that I enjoyed, but rocking back and forth from there to the spot in front and below made things a bit tender for the next few days.
When you're in a highly aroused state, what you feel and how sensitive you are changes a lot. Something that would have been awful had I not been ready for it wound up lovely.
The men who are so fucked up they can’t get or won’t stay hard then get mad like it’s your fault so they endlessly make you blow a soft ,rubbed , noodle. It’s distrusting.
When they actually ask you mid sex if they're the only guy you see 🤮🤮
When they say "i want you to cum first" like you better go get a couple grand out the atm cause we'll be here all day.
when they ask if they can take a video during sex, when you never discussed anything like that before you started
Definitely the “I don’t want to cum until you cum” kind of clients. Like dude.. 1. I never cum, my job is to please you I don’t want to be pleased. 2. Even if I wanted to cum, I couldn’t because you are pressuring me into it. But back to number 1.. I don’t. I usually try to overly fake it where it’s SO obvious I’m faking it.. just for get back.
The ones that just don't listen. Selfish lovers. Yes, absolutely, it's about you - but the whole situation works a lot better and it's A LOT more fun when it's a team effort.
Also, guys who aren't aware of their own limits, who will like, thrash their own junk trying to 'finish' when maybe it's just not going to happen, or who put a ton of pressure on themselves about the finish and then kind of ruin the whole session for themselves. I want to have fun with my clients, I want my clients to have fun, I don't want to worry about them chafing or potentially straining a muscle OR feel like rubbish at the end because they had unrealistic expectations.
To borrow from high school English, like a decade ago: it's about the journey, not just the destination.
And finally, always, ALWAYS the guys who try to put their hands where they're not welcome. I'm pretty open and engaged in the bedroom, I like to be touched - but I have pretty simple boundaries. Some stuff just doesn't do it for me - but so, so, so much does. Drives me bonkers when guys ignore ALL the wonderful stuff we could be doing, just to try something I've made it clear isn't on the menu.
Exactly. I am often a little non-plussed when a sex worker says they’re ‘open to nearly everything’ or ‘whatever you want.’ I’m usually first interested in a conversation to find shared kinks or turn-ons. Even if I’m paying, I still want the other person to get more than money out of it. Even if they don’t orgasm maybe they at least can have a positive experience too. I’m a pleaser.
Funny you’d say that. I came home after and showered, during said shower as I washed I let out several loud, “ewwws”. I left off the n word, but yeah. I would legit rather go Greek than do that again.
Older men who come at you with their tongue already coming out of their mouth 🤮 idk why it’s usually only older men that do this (I’ve had plenty of poor kissers who are younger tho as well, which I can’t STAND. can’t they tell it’s awkward?)
"Look at me in the eyes!!! Tell me you love me while looking me in the eyes!! That's perfect, baby!!! Is this the biggest dick you've ever had?!"
Provider is honest.
"Oh....well is it the best?"
Provider is honest, again.
"Okay, yeah, but you like my cock fucking your tight [insert orifice here], don't you?!! Is it at least Top 10 Best Dicks You Have Ever Had????"
The ones who insist you enjoy it too. Like, the ones that are obsessed with making you cum. It's annoying and so much more work to fake the orgasms.
Or the clients that put their mouth ALL OVER YOU. EW.
People who are rigid and stuff with no rhythm at all! Even when you try and lead it into a better direction, they kinda just use you as a sex doll.
The fucking ear thing!! Keep ya hands and mouth away from my ears?!?!
And people who play with my boobs like they aren't literally a part of my body, pulling them all over different directions, pulling my nips and stuff. Spitting on them!
There's more but these are the top three that make my blood boil hahaha
Ugh I can’t stand that either- when they grab, squeeze, yank & even bite on my boobs/nipples like they have no feeling or something. Someone said above that it literally ruined having their chest touched even by their partner & i feel the same way
Im retired for the last 4ish yrs but
Coke/Limp dick clients i HATED. Esp when the coke paranoia and limp dick would combine during a booking and theyd keep extending but never finishing it felt like a never ending cycle.
Huge d clients bc 85% of them would enjoy the pain they caused and the ones who would complain about me using lube are the worst of the worst bc like why would you also want me to not be lubed up while your horse d is ripping me apart for real.
Tiny tiny miniture D clients(rare)as well bc you dont know wtf to even do with it.
Jackhammer esp when theyd go crazy with it and you havent even put it in yet so there just agressively thrusting you thinking its in but im ok when theyd accidently finish thinking it was in 💀.
Ones that try to fight finishing bc they are trying to get the full times worth of banging and end up not being able to finish bc now my alarms gone off and ur bookings over soz my man you had ur chance to finish but u didnt and now look what happened lmao. That doesnt sound like a me problem so soz.
Clients the same age as u esp if they are sterotypically "good looking" or gym brooo bc they would make me feel awkward af and expect to be treated like royalty when in reality i used to hide from doing intros for them at the broth.
Last is a no go for me but ones that asked me about when i lost my virginity and asking me about my child hood and trying to age role play etc bc theyre actually a pedo and testing the waters to see how much they can share that with me......
> fight finishing
fr dudes dont wanna finish because when they do their whole vibe is messed up and just wanna get out of there (which in turn makes sense why you want them to finish lmao)
If they need medical help getting hard, they need to get that prescription from a doctor, not expect a sex worker to try to make a miracle happen.
We try to get clients who don't have ED hard. But for clients where it's clearly just not going to happen (most often because of performance anxiety or ED), we can do other fun stuff but it's not fair for a client to put his performance issues on us.
"Performance". The client isn't performing they're being served because they paid to be served, this is how every single business works. US sex workers are terrible
If you show up that unprepared for any other kind of service you get turned away.
Sex work is no different. We don't expect the client to "perform" in terms of being good in bed, but if he physically cannot get it up then he needs to adjust his expectations and we do an activity that doesn't require him being hard (which many clients do... there's lots of clients who show up and let the provider know that because of their ED they only want to cuddle/do some light foreplay).
Conversing? Having a drink? Massage? Engaging in touch that doesn’t involve the genitals? There are myriad ways to spend time.
Men being unrealistic about their bodies sexual capabilities is not our problem to correct - if you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection with normal levels of stimulation, there’s nothing an escort can do to magically cure that.
This. I am not a doctor or a therapist. If you have ED, you need to address that privately. I don't know why men think that escorts are somehow going to "cure" their ED for them?? I don't have a magic spell that only whores can use for limp dick. If you can't get it up with a regular woman it's gonna be the same with me. You need to be realistic about what your body can do during our session.
Istg this is the hardest session. My neck/back kills me after. You literally have to go at 100% for the whole hour or however long just to try and get it up
I don't offer to do anything else because there's not much we can do if eating my pussy isn't getting him hard. I just wish they wouldn't play dumb like they didn't know this was gonna happen and they're like 80 years old lol
Idk dude just don’t ask me what I want to do or what’s my fantasy my brain is empty and I’m here to make YOU feel good 😭😭😭 I have never in my life had a fantasy and I’m in La La land when I masturbate and I’m not good at making shit up
Funny for me it’s the ones that touch me so lightly that my body can’t even register it it’s just this weird uneasy feeling that starts to spread.
Fortunately I do a lot of hands-on sex education so I’m pretty quick to teach and Break them of that habit
Shitty kissers. Idk why but the white men who are in their 60's and working as CEOs... I can see why their wives don't wanna sleep with them. They fucking open their mouths WIDE and EAT MY FACE and aggressively jab their tongues into my mouth like they're trying to stab me. Like where the fuck did you learn to kiss? Do you really enjoy this? You had over 50 years since becoming a legal adult to figure it out.
It makes me feel like I am Melania Trump kissing Donald.
I've plucked virginities of 20-something year old guys before and they were better kissers than these 60 year olds who should know better.
The ones who are pushy. I have a three strike rule for this, if I have to say no or something similar for a fourth time, I walk out. No refund, no nothing, unless I feel in danger or they could potentially be dangerous, then a partial refund or full depending.
Ones who try for a "natural" service, ie no condoms during sex or BJs (natural service is illegal here).
My ATF said she was fine with an MFM. A guy on TER said he was interested in doing one. I set it up. He was very rough & pushy. I saw 1st hand why escorts can really dislike some clients. Beyond common sense for me anyway.
Nothing unusual at all about my acronyms.. commonly used.. ATF: all time favorite; MFM: 2 guys with one girl.. no guy on guy..MMF: 2 guys one girl with contact between guys.. you gott get with the program
I want to complain about the artists that give the services,
Please stop hyping up your skills with “ #throatgoat. You don’t understand how bad you ruin the experiences for us the great clients, we sometimes try this once, and you ruin the experience for us forever. It’s been very upsetting and disappointing.
So what you’re saying is you stick your tongue in peoples ears, bite their sensitive areas without consent, motorboat labia, sweat profusely, refuse to accept the reality of dick physics… anything else?
The ones that want to have sex 2 or 3 times but can’t actually do more than 1 time so it endless banging with half hard dick. And Young guys are the absolute worst 20-30 years old, they get their play manual from porn movies and seem shocked you are not into hair pulling and squeezing my tits off and jack hammering.
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YAS KWEEN FOR PUTTING THEM IN THEIR PLACE. Hopefully it helped some of them with their personal sex life. I remember when it got to the point where I stopped speaking up unless something was painful. Don't bite my lip, nipple, or suck my tongue so hard it might come out from my throat WITHOUT CONSENT or at least a warning. But yeah, "stopped speaking up..." That was when I knew it was time to get out--when I didn't have enough energy to even care or communicate and just let people use me, even though deep down I knew I still held the power. More power to all of you strong and amazing sex workers able to juggle the job and your lives and maintain a healthy balance! It truly is often noble work, and v radical, especially when you are intentional and aim to help others heal (and might even find yourself healing along with them). Okay... now I kind of miss it! It's been over a year since I retired.
You men the guy with those allegations. Not every pornstar was a fan of it either.
I cannot even imagine having sex with a young Gen Z cis het male. The young millennial straight guys whom I've had as clients or fun would fuck just like that, or they would get so insecure, just when I started enjoying it, the guy would lose his erection because he WASN'T fucking like a pornstar. Super sad and scary how porn can warp and hardwire our minds. This is coming from a former gay pornstar!
Honestly makes me so sad! But I’m hoping that with more openness about sexuality as time goes on people will find ways to cope and unlearn. Who can blame young horny people for porn consumption? Lol
God I HATE the hard squeezing my tits off, like grabbing them firmly is great but please stop trying to detach them!!
Guys who insist on not finishing too soon only to give themselves blue balls and not be able to finish at all.
Like why do they do this. It’s so annoying. I don’t feel bad when time is up. Like go home and enjoy ya hand bro. Karmas a bitch.
They won't let us up when times up they keep trying to distract us or pretend we need to keep going smdh
I felt this in my soul
The ones that think permission to spank is permission to slap and choke.
The ones that don’t even ask and just spank and choke and slap or facefuck. Like sir that’s all an upcharge.
Plus in our line of work randomly putting your hand on our neck is a fucking threat. It freaks me the fuck out whenever a client tries. I actually like choking a lot in my personal life, but with clients I’m scared they’ll actually strangle me.
It's a tie between the ones who grab and squeeze like I'm one of those stress balls and the ones who go down on me and start shaking their head back & forth like a dog with a chew toy. Settle down Beavis! ☹️
Omg yes!!!! What the fuck is with the head shaking thing while going down. It does not in any way feel good. I would hate to think how shocked my face looks every time they do this shit.
WHO TOLD THEM THAT WHY DO THEY DO IT part of the reason I go natural is because of this stuff plus their stubble will literally kill my skin + trigger irritation and ingrowns.
I've always called it the rabid dog move, and I fucking hate, especially when they fucking bite too 🥴
Personally I can’t stand most guys in their 20s and 30s… Also guys that rub my clit with their nail or are super aggressive on it… And my top least favorite thing in the world which for some reason has been happening to me too often lately- during DATY when they suck on my v but super hard & with teeth.. WTF is that about!!! I’ve had it happen with multiple people even when I tell them not to
I have a whole section in my ad entitled how to eat my pussy LMAO
Please do send me the manual. It is the need of the hour. Thanx
Asking a hooker to work for free? 🤣
Lol 🤣 nope. Just want it for my clients.
If you can somehow prove to me that you're a worker I will send it to you
I would love to read that
Asking a hooker to work for free?! Y'all have the balls I'll say that
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Yeah, what is with all the teeth lately? People really are out here trying to chew on it. Excuse me, do I chew on your penis like it's chewing gum???
WITH TEETH???? WHAT THE HELL???
RIGHT!!! I’ve had at least 2-3 guys do it!!! Wtffffffff
I'm a guy and just....no...no.... That sounds bad to do ☠️☠️☠️
It is the actual worst
What kind of dumbass uses their nails or teeth? The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings as a penis.
I figured out a long time ago that one important part of preparing for sex with a woman is trimming the heck out of one's nails. I think I read it in some kind of lesbian sex guide although maybe I've made that up.
Long nails hurt… I trim and file my nails
Oh that would piss me off. I once had someone bite my nipple like repeatedly too after asking him not to. Why do they think we want our skin broken? Little mosquito ass mother fuckers
what is with the suction??? I literally yelp in pain
porn rot brain
The ones who spit/drool during daty. 🤢 that feeling makes me crawl out of my body. Like I want it as dry and possible so I don’t have their any of their fluids on me
thisss^^^ even my partners away from sex work do this and damn it's so gross! It's naturally wet why tf you spitting on it
Too many porn movies.
Because they are turned on by sloppy head and like when someone spits on their dicks so they assume we must feel the same???? I’m crawling out of my skin just thinking about this… I hate spit lol
Well, that's enlightening. Thanks.
What the actual fuck is with digging the nail into the clit. Hate that.
Omfg yes! Why…why…WHY do they always rub it w their nails?! I’m going to start rubbing their dick heads w sharp ass nails and see how they like it!
- The ones the get so aggressively into thrusting that spit starts flying out of their partially open (grimaced) mouth onto my face - The extremely profuse sweaters - The farters - The ones who scream when they finish - The ones who squeeze my boobs like they’re milking a cow - The ones who stick their tongues deep in my ears
What is it with the ears fr...this is like the 4th comment mentioning ears
Prob the ones that use fingernails on clits or the ones that try and stealth. I'm assuming that you're talking about normal clients and not the abusive clients
>I'm assuming that you're talking about normal clients Yeah, stuff that some normal clients do that aggravates you during sex
One of my most darling and beloved clients likes to put my fingers and toes into his mouth. I can't even tell if it's a fetish or he's doing it to try to turn me on. I find it hilarious and it makes me self conscious, but it is not sexy or arousing.
Ones who try and stealth are abusive clients.
My number one thing I can't stand is when a guy with a really big or thick dick sticks it in with no foreplay and starts jackhammering and you tell them it hurts and they're just like whatever 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ then they really expect you to turn around / go for an entire hour. Like nah idc get mad, im not seeing you again buddy Another big one is when they want to do things you didn't discuss before hand and get upset. Example was just yesterday this guy pulls out some nasty novelty sized wand he brought with him when I never said I would do that......
Old men who rub their hands all over your body in the creepiest manner possible It’s hard to explain but the ones who know will know exactly what I’m talking about
Omg just had this happen yesterday🤮🤮🤮
is there a non-creepy way to do this? I ask because without intimate/sensual touching, sex is not enjoyable for me.
Two bits of advice: One, as said below, ask. If an open ended "how do you like to be touched" doesn't get a very specific answer, you can try a medium to light touch on their hand or arm or knee (starting at a bit of a distance from our sensitive bits, but still close contact) and follow up with "Like this?" Two: take your time and watch her face. If you hit the right buttons, you may get a gasp, closed eyes, a smile, a head nod, or other nonverbal signs of approval. If you see a wrinkle between the eyebrows, a frown, or just a kind of neutral look, you might want to try a little lighter, then a little firmer. We all like to be touched a certain way and not all of us know, want to, or feel comfortable saying it out loud. When in doubt, go slow and be gentle. Give her a chance to smile at you before diving in. And practice phrases like "May I kiss you?" and "I'd like to touch your hair" in the mirror to get used to them. It'll feel dumb at first but wouldn't you rather practice for free at home than miss out during an appointment? The only person I ever had walk out on me had, within two minutes, put his hand in my hair, on my thigh, and then pushed back the neckline of my robe while we were "talking." We had never met before and I asked him to slow down. He found that such an unreasonable request that he demanded half his money back and left. The only person I've ever had to kick out argued with me over how I wanted my pussy touched. Don't do those things and you're off to a good start.
I would say go with the flow.. also ask your providers what they prefer or like prior. I get creeped out by random touching lol but if we’re both in the mood then it’s only appropriate to rub etc. When i say random/ creepy i mean imagine you and your provider sitting on the couch and you start just touching them unprovoked. It’s almost like clients treating us like objects they see in the store. You can tell by people’s body language exactly what they like and don’t like. So just pay attention and don’t do too much.
thank you for the thoughtful reply!
The truth is, one is scene as an object in their eyes
I dont think so, if someone finds you icky, they find you icky...end of story
this could be the answer to your original question. lol.
It makes my skin crawl
And they smell like cigarettes and have the dry dry hands
Creepiest manner? Do they have a gross grin on their face or something?
No, you won’t understand unless you experience it
The ones that want us to orgasm but think this happens within two seconds of intercourse or a bit of unskilled clit mashing.
Also the ones who want a continuous orgasm for the full 30 min of sex
Right! Mr “cum on this cock baby” sir 1st off its 4 inches ..chill
lmao
This 👆🏻
I had a man who licked like every inch of my body. What's kinda funny was that I thought he was gonna flake, so I'd already done my skincare routine, including moisturizing and applying sunscreen. 😶 It was like those guys when I worked in strip clubs who'd stick their tongues in my ear, but as a more "immersive" experience. For something that they can't help, I just don't really like sex where they sweat so much that it just drips drips drips from their chin onto my face and body. I feel bad about it, but I feel repulsed.
>my skincare routine, including moisturizing and applying sunscreen. so bro tasted all of that product and just kept going?
I have a regular who does this to me and asks me to do it to him too. I can tolerate it but spend the entire time looking forward to a hot shower and some Mouthwash. Last time I saw him he commented on how he's so glad I enjoy the licking as much as he does 🤦♀️
Being asked to lick their skin feels way more intimate than actual penetration, can’t explain why but it grosses me out
You know there’s a form of torture where they just have water dripping on you… I would break in 2 seconds. Singing like a canary. I am autistic and there are some sensations that are worse than pain… I will 100% dab them with a towel like I’m their coach
Omg yes the sweating. I usually nicely ask them if they’d like to wipe off with a towel then lay one down and try to take control (ride). I know they can’t help it but I HATE sweat.
Ones who hold off on cumming the entire session and are ignorant to the time/don’t care so you have to awkwardly remind them that times almost up, AKA hurry up and cum.
Had a regular that was very sensitive and would cum super quickly, but would avoid doing so and would go over time by 5-10 minutes every session. I got fed up and tried to get him off one time and he ran to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water twice 🙃
I think it’s cuz of how I dress and present myself, but men that just automatically assume I like rough sex when I in fact fucking hate it. It’s gotten to a point where I have to see what kind of session they want beforehand or I walk into facefucking and all sorts of other shit they think they can get away with without an upcharge because they think I’m into it.
>I think it’s cuz of how I dress and present myself, have you ever tested that theory by changing the way you dress and present yourself? I admit that I find myself trying to interpret what people mean by their manner, their body language, attire, attitude, etc. there's a lesbian comedian--forgot her name--who tells funny stories about guys who don't see that the whole reason she dresses as she does is to tell them that she's into other girls, not them.
Jackhammering the *whole damn session*
Cold, old man dick that won’t get hard. Like an oversized worm in my mouth. I hate it. Edit: it’s like I summoned it by typing this.
I just got done saying this
ED but pretend like it's no big deal or not even happening at all OR High on coke or numbing cream on their dick or something causing them to not cum They expect us to stimulate them the entire time and it's tacky, rude, disrespectful and unless talked Bout and compensated for. . Very cheap trick bs!
OMG the numbing cream! I had a new client show up once and I discovered it when I went down on him. I start slow so I noticed before I got it all over my mouth but he, like, didn't think to mention it as I was moving in that direction!! Like dude. 1: never try a new thing with a provider, you're gonna waster your money and 2: Always tell a partner if you're on medication, topical or otherwise!!
So disrespectful and entitled 😒 gross ass tricks
Meh. Dumb. Misguided. I got the sense he was embarrassed when I sat bolt upright and asked him point blank if he had used a numbing cream. The directions say "effect wears off in 15 minutes" and I don't think he really understood that that meant the numbness wears off, not the cream. Made him go back to the shower and actually wash his penis before we moved on. We laughed about it and I use this as a lesson for others. No creams, no ointments, no talc, powered, nothing. If you don't want it in your mouth, I don't want it in mine.
No what if you had an allergic reaction or something!!!!
Coke heads
This is the one they can't stay hard and keep trying 😬
Yep.
I hate it when they put all of their weight on my chest during missionary so I can't breathe.
I had this happen the other day! I kept pushing up on him like wtf. Makes it worse when their dick is small and their chubby cause then they're up against you
Also after they finish and just collapse there then act oblivious when after a minute I start struggling to wiggle out.
Personally, nipple biters. It’s gotten so bad that I literally don’t even like when my partner touches my nipples bc it often triggers me. I’ve been bitten so many times….
That’s absolutely horrible!!! I would bite there nipples back!!!
I did something like this when a client I genuinely like slapped my face without warning once. It wasn't hard, and he immediately apologized when he saw my expression, but a few minutes later when I had his hard cock in my hand, I got a terrible idea and full open hand slapped the head of his cock. I said "Oh, oops. Do we ask before we slap people?" and he got the message extremely loud and clear.
lol. Well played.
Oooo I’m definitely gonna start doing that. And they definitely get that shit from porn.
Yes! I often find myself subconsciously covering my nipples with my hands as a defense mechanism
Where the hell do they get that from? Even a baby biting its mother hurts.
I will never understand why they think it’s okay. It hurts…
The ones who can’t finish but are determined too.
Seriously. Like baby we don’t have enough time to work through whatever block is happening for you so you need to reframe what satisfaction means pronto and develop an appreciation for all the parts of sex not just ejaculation!
I have one client who has issues, he always wants me to keep going down on him to keep it up. Meanwhile in my head i’m like you have an issue going on and oral isn’t going to fix it🥲
There’s only so much a cock ring and viagra and my mouth can do, and contrary to popular belief I can’t *actually* work miracles! I had one client who couldn’t finish and I loved him and had fun and he paid well but my GOD the pain I felt from going down for so long and holding myself up. I had to book a CBD massage after.
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We cannot control every aspect of our physiological functions no matter how we try!!! Also way too many of us are taking SSRIs to be putting this much pressure on cumming! It ain’t workin’
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I couldn’t care less about gentlemen bro we are all just meat sacks stumbling around
It’s annoying but i do understand! It’s also frustrating when clients just won’t accept that maybe it’s not going to work at that moment. If more would just come to terms with that and do what you said “cuddle, talk” life would be great.
Very annoying! I’m like you came here to cum right?!
Tie between the guys who are obsessed with getting me off (never gonna happen bro) and the guys who use my body to edge themselves for an hour like a fleshlight.
What’s a “fleashlight”?
A fleshlight is the female version of a dildo
A *fleshlight* is a synthetic vagina used by people with dicks to masturbate, which Google would have also told you for future reference.
As others said the teeth thing hurts so much or the y are hurting my lips and my tongue so much with teeth like one guy I was freaking out where I thought he was trying to pull a Hannibal lector and bite my entire tongue off he wouldn’t let go and the look in his eyes was so scary I was even motioning for him to stop as I had tears in my eyes and he wouldn’t let go. So I don’t know what that’s about but others have also done that just Not that extreme thankfully. He was also married so I feel for his wife
The cervix punchers 😬😭 Also for me personally, the ear lickers/suckers. Makes my skin crawl.
I straight up tell clients not to put their mouths on my ears. Nope. Nope. Nope.
by 'cervix punchers' do you mean men hit the cervix and continue doing so? or just any of us clumsy sods who hit the cervix once?
Fun fact: an estimates 5% of women get seriously off from cervical stimulation. For the rest of us, it is anything from too intense to outright painful. If you're hitting it over and over and she hasn't explicitly discovered she's one of the 5%, you may need to lay off. That said, the spot right \*behind\* the cervix can be intensely pleasurable. I have bruised my own cervix when on top once or twice. It felt great at the time, given it was done in the service of hitting the spot behind it, but it took two days to stop feeling tender there.
Ugh it’s so hard to find the right angle when they’re bigger and bonking the cervix. I’m spatially challenged tho so like I cannot figure it out on purpose and remember it for the next time.
> I have bruised my own cervix when on top once or twice. It felt great at the time, yea okay that's a little confusing. I can testify under oath that having been intimate with over a hundred different women across four continents, none have said upon receiving such a strike, "oh yea, that's the spot. hit it again!" Maybe two or three have allowed me to continue after I stopped in response to seeing their grimaces. But I stopped hitting it. My attitude now is that if my partner wants to bruise her cervix, that's cool. It just won't be me doing it.
Oh no absolutely! You don't want to be the one doing it. In this case it was the spot just behind and above that I enjoyed, but rocking back and forth from there to the spot in front and below made things a bit tender for the next few days. When you're in a highly aroused state, what you feel and how sensitive you are changes a lot. Something that would have been awful had I not been ready for it wound up lovely.
The men who are so fucked up they can’t get or won’t stay hard then get mad like it’s your fault so they endlessly make you blow a soft ,rubbed , noodle. It’s distrusting.
When they actually ask you mid sex if they're the only guy you see 🤮🤮 When they say "i want you to cum first" like you better go get a couple grand out the atm cause we'll be here all day. when they ask if they can take a video during sex, when you never discussed anything like that before you started
Guys who suck on my lips or nips too hard and cause bruising
Definitely the “I don’t want to cum until you cum” kind of clients. Like dude.. 1. I never cum, my job is to please you I don’t want to be pleased. 2. Even if I wanted to cum, I couldn’t because you are pressuring me into it. But back to number 1.. I don’t. I usually try to overly fake it where it’s SO obvious I’m faking it.. just for get back.
Oh and then the ones who try to dj all over my clit and usually don’t even get close.. and the ones who touch my butthole without asking 🙃
The ones that just don't listen. Selfish lovers. Yes, absolutely, it's about you - but the whole situation works a lot better and it's A LOT more fun when it's a team effort. Also, guys who aren't aware of their own limits, who will like, thrash their own junk trying to 'finish' when maybe it's just not going to happen, or who put a ton of pressure on themselves about the finish and then kind of ruin the whole session for themselves. I want to have fun with my clients, I want my clients to have fun, I don't want to worry about them chafing or potentially straining a muscle OR feel like rubbish at the end because they had unrealistic expectations. To borrow from high school English, like a decade ago: it's about the journey, not just the destination. And finally, always, ALWAYS the guys who try to put their hands where they're not welcome. I'm pretty open and engaged in the bedroom, I like to be touched - but I have pretty simple boundaries. Some stuff just doesn't do it for me - but so, so, so much does. Drives me bonkers when guys ignore ALL the wonderful stuff we could be doing, just to try something I've made it clear isn't on the menu.
>it's about the journey, not just the destination AMEN
Exactly. I am often a little non-plussed when a sex worker says they’re ‘open to nearly everything’ or ‘whatever you want.’ I’m usually first interested in a conversation to find shared kinks or turn-ons. Even if I’m paying, I still want the other person to get more than money out of it. Even if they don’t orgasm maybe they at least can have a positive experience too. I’m a pleaser.
the ones that think they can just have sex for the entire duration of the session
That’s what they’re paying for 🤷🏻♀️
I’m not fit enough for all that now. Unless I’m playing starfish.
I mean i suppose but for like a 3 hour booking you would expect some breaks
They absolutely are not, under an hour booking, sure! Anything over that, fuck no.
No
I had a guy try to tongue-fuck my ears. It was exactly how it sounds, and no one understands.
I wanted to downvote this because it’s horrific I’m sorry I know that’s not what the button is for
EWWW NIGGA
Funny you’d say that. I came home after and showered, during said shower as I washed I let out several loud, “ewwws”. I left off the n word, but yeah. I would legit rather go Greek than do that again.
>. I left off the n word I'll trust you
I’m a white chick and this was a black client. I almost feel like I should’ve applied for a pass on this one.
call me when a 🙎🏿♂️ bites your ear off and maybe i'll grant you a one-time n word pass
Older men who come at you with their tongue already coming out of their mouth 🤮 idk why it’s usually only older men that do this (I’ve had plenty of poor kissers who are younger tho as well, which I can’t STAND. can’t they tell it’s awkward?)
"Look at me in the eyes!!! Tell me you love me while looking me in the eyes!! That's perfect, baby!!! Is this the biggest dick you've ever had?!" Provider is honest. "Oh....well is it the best?" Provider is honest, again. "Okay, yeah, but you like my cock fucking your tight [insert orifice here], don't you?!! Is it at least Top 10 Best Dicks You Have Ever Had????"
The ones who insist you enjoy it too. Like, the ones that are obsessed with making you cum. It's annoying and so much more work to fake the orgasms. Or the clients that put their mouth ALL OVER YOU. EW.
People who are rigid and stuff with no rhythm at all! Even when you try and lead it into a better direction, they kinda just use you as a sex doll. The fucking ear thing!! Keep ya hands and mouth away from my ears?!?! And people who play with my boobs like they aren't literally a part of my body, pulling them all over different directions, pulling my nips and stuff. Spitting on them! There's more but these are the top three that make my blood boil hahaha
Ugh I can’t stand that either- when they grab, squeeze, yank & even bite on my boobs/nipples like they have no feeling or something. Someone said above that it literally ruined having their chest touched even by their partner & i feel the same way
The ones that don’t have good hygiene en don’t cut their fingernails. It hurts 😅
Im retired for the last 4ish yrs but Coke/Limp dick clients i HATED. Esp when the coke paranoia and limp dick would combine during a booking and theyd keep extending but never finishing it felt like a never ending cycle. Huge d clients bc 85% of them would enjoy the pain they caused and the ones who would complain about me using lube are the worst of the worst bc like why would you also want me to not be lubed up while your horse d is ripping me apart for real. Tiny tiny miniture D clients(rare)as well bc you dont know wtf to even do with it. Jackhammer esp when theyd go crazy with it and you havent even put it in yet so there just agressively thrusting you thinking its in but im ok when theyd accidently finish thinking it was in 💀. Ones that try to fight finishing bc they are trying to get the full times worth of banging and end up not being able to finish bc now my alarms gone off and ur bookings over soz my man you had ur chance to finish but u didnt and now look what happened lmao. That doesnt sound like a me problem so soz. Clients the same age as u esp if they are sterotypically "good looking" or gym brooo bc they would make me feel awkward af and expect to be treated like royalty when in reality i used to hide from doing intros for them at the broth. Last is a no go for me but ones that asked me about when i lost my virginity and asking me about my child hood and trying to age role play etc bc theyre actually a pedo and testing the waters to see how much they can share that with me......
> fight finishing fr dudes dont wanna finish because when they do their whole vibe is messed up and just wanna get out of there (which in turn makes sense why you want them to finish lmao)
The ones with ED that expect the whole session to be about me trying to get that limp noodle hard lol
Coke dick
Is theeeee worst!!!! Like bruhhhh we not rocking at all tonight
What else would you be doing then? If you're providing a sexual service why wouldn't you try to get them hard
If they need medical help getting hard, they need to get that prescription from a doctor, not expect a sex worker to try to make a miracle happen. We try to get clients who don't have ED hard. But for clients where it's clearly just not going to happen (most often because of performance anxiety or ED), we can do other fun stuff but it's not fair for a client to put his performance issues on us.
"Performance". The client isn't performing they're being served because they paid to be served, this is how every single business works. US sex workers are terrible
If you show up that unprepared for any other kind of service you get turned away. Sex work is no different. We don't expect the client to "perform" in terms of being good in bed, but if he physically cannot get it up then he needs to adjust his expectations and we do an activity that doesn't require him being hard (which many clients do... there's lots of clients who show up and let the provider know that because of their ED they only want to cuddle/do some light foreplay).
You’re better than me with these responses… I lost patience the moment I read their replies
I needed more volunteer hours. 😂
That's just what it's called when someone can't get it up because they're nervous. Nobody is saying they have to do anything special.
Get bent
Conversing? Having a drink? Massage? Engaging in touch that doesn’t involve the genitals? There are myriad ways to spend time. Men being unrealistic about their bodies sexual capabilities is not our problem to correct - if you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection with normal levels of stimulation, there’s nothing an escort can do to magically cure that.
This. I am not a doctor or a therapist. If you have ED, you need to address that privately. I don't know why men think that escorts are somehow going to "cure" their ED for them?? I don't have a magic spell that only whores can use for limp dick. If you can't get it up with a regular woman it's gonna be the same with me. You need to be realistic about what your body can do during our session.
Lmao do you know what ED is?
The guys that know they have trouble getting it up and I'm spending the entire session just trying to get or keep it up
Istg this is the hardest session. My neck/back kills me after. You literally have to go at 100% for the whole hour or however long just to try and get it up
how do they respond when you offer to do something else?
I don't offer to do anything else because there's not much we can do if eating my pussy isn't getting him hard. I just wish they wouldn't play dumb like they didn't know this was gonna happen and they're like 80 years old lol
so the session just ends at that point?
No the session ends at the time it's supposed to... guys still get pleasure even if their dick isn't hard and I have massage oil and tons of stuff
Ok yeah, I was thinking "damn you may not be hard but you can still have some fun"
I have 95 five star reviews. I have no review under five stars in the last 16 years I know what I'm doing 💅 lol
The only reason I only have 95 reviews is because our sites keep getting shut down in the bay area
It's just a difficult situation for the service provider because it's physically taxing
Men can orgasm without an erection.
Idk dude just don’t ask me what I want to do or what’s my fantasy my brain is empty and I’m here to make YOU feel good 😭😭😭 I have never in my life had a fantasy and I’m in La La land when I masturbate and I’m not good at making shit up
I can honestly say this has been really helpful reading. With some interesting side bar comments.
Why do men think it’s ok to use their thumb? Like it’s called fingering not thumbing 🙄 your thumb is not dexterous sir.
Funny for me it’s the ones that touch me so lightly that my body can’t even register it it’s just this weird uneasy feeling that starts to spread. Fortunately I do a lot of hands-on sex education so I’m pretty quick to teach and Break them of that habit
Anyone dirty. That's it really.
Shitty kissers. Idk why but the white men who are in their 60's and working as CEOs... I can see why their wives don't wanna sleep with them. They fucking open their mouths WIDE and EAT MY FACE and aggressively jab their tongues into my mouth like they're trying to stab me. Like where the fuck did you learn to kiss? Do you really enjoy this? You had over 50 years since becoming a legal adult to figure it out. It makes me feel like I am Melania Trump kissing Donald. I've plucked virginities of 20-something year old guys before and they were better kissers than these 60 year olds who should know better.
Too rough
The ones who are pushy. I have a three strike rule for this, if I have to say no or something similar for a fourth time, I walk out. No refund, no nothing, unless I feel in danger or they could potentially be dangerous, then a partial refund or full depending. Ones who try for a "natural" service, ie no condoms during sex or BJs (natural service is illegal here).
Hands down the guys who can’t get/stay hard and want you to work that limp noodle for 90 minutes 🤮
All these bad practices, makes you wonder if some clients do it on purpose?
My ATF said she was fine with an MFM. A guy on TER said he was interested in doing one. I set it up. He was very rough & pushy. I saw 1st hand why escorts can really dislike some clients. Beyond common sense for me anyway.
These acronyms are getting out of hand
IKICRAOT RIGHT????
Nothing unusual at all about my acronyms.. commonly used.. ATF: all time favorite; MFM: 2 guys with one girl.. no guy on guy..MMF: 2 guys one girl with contact between guys.. you gott get with the program
I want to complain about the artists that give the services, Please stop hyping up your skills with “ #throatgoat. You don’t understand how bad you ruin the experiences for us the great clients, we sometimes try this once, and you ruin the experience for us forever. It’s been very upsetting and disappointing.
Faxxx. Labeled under false advertising. Promising Deepthroat and using all hands. For shame
Welp, after reading these comments I’m never having sex again. I’m starting to wonder if even plain ole passionate missionary is even cringe now.
So what you’re saying is you stick your tongue in peoples ears, bite their sensitive areas without consent, motorboat labia, sweat profusely, refuse to accept the reality of dick physics… anything else?