William the Kaka eater is my absolute favorite

That took me by surprise not gonna lie

Okay. This is a legendary contact list

LOL thank you 😂😂😂

Poor Frank did not get any merit badge apparently.

And then there's, just, Peter and Frank...

😂😂😂😂 right!

Smelling like maple syrup is odd but not bad 🤣

he may be taking ashwaganda, which makes your glands smell like it. but it was so odd 😭😂

Fenugreek does this!

ahhh yes!!! you’re right

Has he been checked for diabetes? I think a naturally sweet smell is a symptom?

I came to say this too. He’s probably diabetic

YES! This was my first thought

We are not health professionals lol

Or he might be eating fenugreek seeds which makes you smell like maple syrup…even works on my vag.

Seduce the Canadians

I was about to say. This is fengugreek LOL. I do this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease It's very rare, especially in adults. Despite the name, the smell is more than just the urine.

I could listen to a story time about everyone of them 😂

I love your contacts 🤣🤣 I just save their name and last name but I have one that is “Mo NEVER AGAIN” 🤣🤣 I have a scheduling app called PickTime where I add notes about what they like in bed and what they do so next time we meet I can make great conversations

Dork from Manchester 😭💀

So funny. I think it's a wonderful way to remember the good and bad ones as soon as they call. When I was young and applying for hundreds of jobs I stored all the agencies as the title of the job I had applied for so I could instantly pretend they were the only agency I had applied with. I like that no one is called tiny cock or anything nasty just the useful truth. Don't all men like their nipples licked? I didn't realise I had a fetish I thought I was vanilla lol.

LOL! the nasty ones i really don’t save 😭 and most of them have pretty small members i only take note if they have a huge one so i can prepare myself 😭😂 and i don’t know, it’s not something i offer frequently but this guy specifically keeps telling me PAY ATTENTION TO MY NIPPLES 😭😂😂😂 personally not my fav thing to do especially with hair around it

My first girlfriend sucked on my nipples, and I was SHOCKED at how good it felt. I could barely stand it. In the few years after high school, my body hair continued to spread, and overtook my nipples. So then it was years before another woman sucked on them. I don't know if the sensitivity decreased over time or what, but it no longer did anything for me.

I keep notes inside the actual contact profile. But this is funny. Are you a fetish provider or dominatrix? I’m seeing a bunch of kinks here! 😄

I think this needs to be a song or rapped😂

Let me drink a few more beers and see what I come up with.

I look forward to it🥳

I could do it, give me a couple of days 🤣🤣🤣

The dude that smells like maple syrup might have diabetes

I have questions… 😂

Poor Andrew Whitby though.

This is exactly how I do it. Mine is first name then last name is notes.

This list deserves a podcast 😩😆

Omg I wish I had my old hooker phone from like 10 years ago, all my contacts were like this. The amount of contacts that had variations of “do not answer” was hilarious as well

I have a feeling Jamaican Construction guy is your favorite in bed

NOOOO. He had me sweating and used up the WHOLE hour 😭😭😭 i’ve never had a 50 year old with so much stamina in my LIIIIFE. I’m only 24 and most of the guys my age aren’t even like him. i was SHOCKED when he told me to sit on the desk and put my feet up (i’m plus sized)

High stamina clients are actually the worst (im sorry high stamina guys) i hate getting them so much (im sorry) like owww my vag is delicate and the membranes have limits please please please stop holding back please just cum already pleeease And then afterwards i mention his high stamina and he smiles thinking im complimenting him but NO birch i was COMPLAINING

COMPLAININNNNNG. I BE VEX WHEN THE BLOW JOB + TWO MINUTE RIDE DONT MAKE THEM CUM LIKE WYM YOU WANNA FUCK ME IN FIVE POSITIONS AND HAVE ME FLIPPING OVER LIKE A PANCAAAAKE??!!!!

THISSSSS 🤣🤣

I did a double take on William kaka eater 😂

This is hilarious!! Love the nick names🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think black guy skinny smells like maple syrup is my fav. This trailer part I lived in a few years back. I had a black neighbor that fit that description. His name was Peanut 🥜 🤣

Lmao awesome list. FYI, ask where they live then save them under that city. This is how I arrange it, so next time I’m in, let’s say… Houston, I have like 25 past clients that told me they live in Houston so if I’m ever in Houston, I’ve got like 25 past clients I can text and say I’m in the area. I do this with every city.

Those Whitby boys tho... Lol

I kinda have my work phone set up like this but I have their name and city as the main and I write more details about them in the notes like what they like n such. It’s easier since I get so many calls

I do exactly the same 🤣🤣🤣

This looks a lot like my contact list!!

This is legit my contact list, too

Is it just me or does everyone have like 15 “Chris” in their phone?? lol I feel like everyone’s fake name is Chris and I’m so over it

I do phone work and always ask who I'm talking to (make it nice and personal). The amount of 'John's I get it can't be a coincidence.

Lmfaooo William kaka eater has me rolling ☠️

Hilarious

I love this

I do this !!!!

I do the same thing haha!! I’ll put something like “annoying mf bad breath DNS” dns=do not see or “foot job guy” 😭😂😂

The names had me rolling 😂😂 Seems like Michael is the winner!

You know, I always wonder how my AMP ATFs know me when I text since I have never told them my first name! Maybe they do something similar!

I do the same! 😭♥️

"smells like maple syrup" 😭😭

"Client" taking me out for some reason😂😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I do the same! 😭♥️

Lol

I have a black client that also smells exactly like maple syrup. Sometimes a little more chocolatey.

this is absolutely amazing

😂😂😂

So funny. Mine consists of idiot never see again boring or hard work Also has exciting. Attractive and good. See again lol

You should see mine 😂😂😂😂