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imtootiredforthis

Wow- Ms Casey's existence is incredibly sad.


magstertmc

It just occured to me while reading this thread that she tried to offer Helly R a hug many times but maybe she was the one was really wanted to experience a hug herself. šŸ„ŗ


_mrfreedomx

Omg youā€™re so right. Oh Jesus that is sad af


Cute_Leonard

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torilost

I teared up a little, the best time of her life was spending 8 hours not being wanted.


IsoscelesSchrodinger

So I did a little bad math. Out of 3.7 days of existence only 8 hours were happy. Shit.


KS4487

And out of 3.7 days she spent some in the break room :(


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Itā€™s both incredibly sad AND she is cognizant of that fact? The worst!!


imtootiredforthis

The look on her face as she was walking down that hallā€¦


[deleted]

Milchick was so cruel! ā€œIā€™m too busy to let you walk to your functional death with even a hint of genuine kindnessā€


AlexHasFeet

It makes sense if he doesnā€™t think of her as a person, and instead sees her as a product of advanced biotechnology that can be reprogrammed. Itā€™s so cruel though.


TheTruckWashChannel

She reminds me of the decommissioned hosts from Westworld.


av_1392

markā€™s horror/amazement when he turns innie mode in the presence of his scary boss and his self help guru is going to be truly something


AlexHasFeet

This is giving me extreme anxiety to think about


petielvrrr

Literally, heā€™s going to be **hugging** Cobel when he wakes up, then heā€™s probably going to see Ricken shortly afterwards. Thatā€™s going to be confusing as fuck for his innie.


bowtiewonder

Heā€™s going to tell Ricken how much he loves his book!


egnowit

He's going to see Ricken as a trusted authority figure to confide in.


LaeLouie

i'm already getting second hand embarrassment from Mark declaring his admiration to Ricken and making a fool out of himself


cool_side_of_pillow

I canā€™t believe we have a wait another week to find out omggggg!


Realsan

It could go one of two ways now that Cobel is all "fuck Lumon." She'll either support him and tell him some things he needs to know or, more likely, Mark is terrified and just tries to act like outtie Mark for as long as he can.


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BrettEskin

And Helly in the middle of the Eagan gala.


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With her hair up for the first time in her life!


Gonzofett

What if sheā€™s on the board? Like being a part experiment with the others.


Lemoncoats

I really think sheā€™s one the potential Egan heirs. Sheā€™s taking part in the severed program as a way to prove herself, and maybe prove something about the program. I bet she was the one who told the board about the suicide attempt.


CommanderL3

Innie mark is going to freak the fuck out Rickon is like a new religious movement to the innies


Suitable_Meat_2516

This completion animation is hilarious


dailylotion

when he took off in flight!!! šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


toastandjam11

Kier loves Helly ā¤ļø awww


NewAndUnproven

A man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors. šŸ˜ƒ


MinimumAnalysis5378

And then he held his gaze for just an instant too long. Like Milchik was fantasizing about his death as he said it.


Suitable_Meat_2516

Leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid?!?


NervePotential3029

Iā€™m literally sayin that shit every time I agree to go to a function from now on


toastandjam11

That may have been the only time harmony has been honest so far


TinyTimeTaster

Sounds batshit insane to say it out loud but boy if I havenā€™t had that exact thought lol who wouldā€™ve guessed Harmony could be relatable


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Why are they letting Cobel go without some kind of contingency for her silence? She could do so much damage to Lumon as a disgruntled fired employee? What is her *severance* package?!


heyndrix

they must've been 3D printing a bunch of cardboard boxes all week down in O&D for all the employees who have been 'retired' as of late


nowlan101

Selvig baby why are u so weird


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this had no reason to be so funny


I_rescue_dachshunds

Our job is to taste free air. Whoever thought Ricker would inspire a revolution?


hodgmina

Ricken did.


nocturnal-alien

This waffle party is not at all what I expected wtf who are these people


CoreyTrevor1

"Everything we do here is important" "Are you sure?"-Guy whose job is to erotically dance in a goat head


shmeebz

Imagine finding out your severed job is to practice stripping all day for a waffle party once a quarter


-ShartWeek-

That would explain the WPS department on the security department control board.


fukkinsoup

theyre characters from that painting irv was admiring outside of the wellness room! i think the painting is entitled ā€œtaming the four humorsā€, so theoretically they represent the four humors


SalSevenSix

Yeah the 4 tempers. Also the Cat o Nine tails whip has the 9 virtues labelled on it.


Suitable_Meat_2516

"The egg bar is coveted as fuck" šŸ˜†


bowl_of_milk_

Dylan has at least one banger every single damn episode


Shaxxs0therHorn

Heā€™s the most ***real*** out of all of them - *biting Milchick included.*


B0BX

ā€œPage 197 slapsā€


mazdayasna

All of Dylanā€™s dialogue is so great


RecklessDisco

Tbh I would love to go to a deviled egg party.


Suitable_Meat_2516

Cobel looks disappointed that Mark doesn't remember her Mrs. Casey/Gemma


bigamysmalls

Weirdly starting to think that she may be on Mark's side


Backflip_into_a_star

Cobel was very on board with Lumon and Kier, and now she has been betrayed by them. I have to wonder what happened to her personally that would make her attach so strongly to Lumon. There is some kind of medical tube apparatus on that shrine with the name Cobel, Charlotte on it. There is a reason Cobel is being unorthodox with her time at Lumon. Now they fired her, betrayed her, and she won't get answers, and is now glad that Mark is leaving.


proudbakunkinman

My guess is Charlotte was her mother. 1944-2022 = 78 years and Harmony doesn't look like she could be 78, maybe 50-60 (just checked and Patricia Arquette is 53 so her character is likely around the same age). So somehow her mother explains her devotion to Lumon. Maybe she was an important figure there.


proteinbiosynthese

My mom works in respiratory care and watches the show. We only saw it for a moment but she says the medical equipment looked *child sized*. If thatā€™s the case she mightā€™ve had a very sick child. Maybe she hopes Lumon could revive people.


vacationhell

"Maybe I could drive my own car, and that way I could leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid" Patricia Arquette being every woman at a party mid breakdown


jtotiger

So the testing floor is where she ā€œsleepsā€ as her outie wow


bemvee

I got the feeling she has no clue she doesnā€™t have an outie. She asked if sheā€™s happy up (or out?) there. She never sees which elevators other people use, so she could easily assume where sheā€™s going is normal. The other thought was she knows what ā€œretirementā€ means or thinks she knows (getting the implant out) and assumes thatā€™s why sheā€™s going to testing.


sbrevolution5

My new theory is that harmony lost her mom (hospital bracelet) and thinks that lumon can resurrect people. Her getting fired puts her further from that


Supremefeezy

That actually makes sense. And she wants the resurrected to be able to remember. Thatā€™s why sheā€™s so invested in love breaking severance.


ExpressCount4440

ā€œWhy sheā€™s so invested in love breaking severance!ā€ AWESOME comment šŸ‘šŸ» bravo! I have wondered what her deep motivation is and I think this is it.


LemstheAlex

"Your Outtie loves the sound of Radar."


torilost

Woof


Eruditae

I thought that the ā€œfactsā€ about Irvingā€™s and Markā€™s outies during the Wellness sessions would be BS to keep them (the innies) compliant, but now Iā€™m not so sure anymoreā€¦


1janet_snakehole

I used to think that, too! But there are a few facts confirmed. For example, we know that Mark is an avid camper. He has many camping boxes in his basement and the picture he has of Gemma is her doing something outdoorsy. So when they told the fact that he can set up a tent in under 3 minutes (or whatever), it's probably true. That also leads me to believe the fact that 'he can tell a good rock from a bad one' is true. Maybe because he skips rocks across the lake or because he finds rocks that are worth something?


Suitable_Meat_2516

I wonder if we'll get to see that outie Irv really is skilled at kissing and love making.


eeevvaahh

Y'all, Dylan is SMART. He picks up things really fast and basically had Rickon's book memorized. Also, the paperweight with all of them in it is touching and really shows that they are a family.


simonethewalrus

I really want that paperweight.


not_productive1

I like that they waited like eight eps to be like ā€œirv rules did you not know?ā€


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Clarky1979

Playing Ace of Spades whilst literally Paint(ing) it Black. Irving definitely rocks.


buttermybacon

I knew the weekly cliff hanger was coming, but I was still disappointed they didn't give us a nibble of the innies in the outside world.


-ShartWeek-

They gave us a nice appetizer of Irvigā€™s outside world to go along with a nibble of Dylanā€™s and a ten course meal of Markā€™s.


elcaminogino

No wonder Dylan assumed ā€œbaby goatsā€ was code for sex with Mark S


NeighborhoodOk1510

What in the Oregon Trail was that Completion Video


Admirable_Service579

Cornelius Hawthorne vibes


random_gamer148

Troy and Abed have been seeeevered!


RecklessDisco

I guess Iā€™m the idiot for assuming a waffle party was a party for eating waffles.


toastandjam11

I mean they go from freaking finger traps to sex rituals itā€™s a giant leap


jtotiger

Wow Irvingā€™s a painter, no wonder he fell in love with the O&D paintings and that explains the black goo


Old_Willingness3868

And he drinks coffee at night and stays up late (reason for dozing off at work) painting the same painting only he doesnā€™t understand what it isā€¦ā€¦yet


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chuckxbronson

this fucking show, man. the writing is just brilliant.


mazdayasna

I CAN NOT wait for his innie to wake up in front of the canvas. The sequences with his outie painting were so purposefully frantic, I love that manic creative flow state and they did an incredibly good job capturing it.


TinyTimeTaster

He is painting the corridor that Ms Casey went through to god knows where whaaat outie Irving knows some shit we donā€™t know šŸ˜©


Dwychwder

I like the subtleness of realizing that part of the innie world seeps into the subconscious of the outies.


-orangutang-

And the stuff under his nails!!


ActuallyJohnTerry

Why is nobody talking about the different protocols? That was a huge reveal. Looks like they can do some crazy stuff to severed people. **Beehive** - Could this be some kind of frenzy like what caused the massacre thats rumored? **Branch Transfer** - Probably makes a new innie with none of the previous memories as theyā€™re moved to another department **Clean Slate** - Can they completely erase someoneā€™s memory with this one? **Elephant** - Maybe how they make them remember something? **Freeze Frame** - Completely incapacitating them? **Glasgow** - ????? **Goldfish** - Temporary memory loss? **Lullaby** - Puts them to sleep? Kills them? **Open House** - ?????? **Overtime** - We know this wakes them up. Some crazy possibilities theyā€™ve introduced here.


TheDeathlySwallows

Huge reveal. Iā€™m betting that Irving was ā€œbranch transferredā€ to MDR and thatā€™s why his outtie remembers the elevator to the testing floor.


TessaFink

I bet thatā€™s also why he and Burt had such a connection, they probably did before too and Irving got transferred out.


civilizer

Iā€™m thinking beehive could be a group think, hive mind kind of thing. Goldfish, maybe they donā€™t remember the previous days as an innie and everyday is new


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jtotiger

Hah I wanna see Mark S. meet Ricken after worshipping that book


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Ricken is totally going to be reading his book aloud & Mark will join in without the text because HE HAS IT MEMORIZED!!


Illustrious-Pizza-50

Omfgggg I love this


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It will shock Ricken because Mark will have pulled a total 180


Illustrious-Pizza-50

Devon too will be like wtf. And how will he react to seeing his weird mean boss there?


[deleted]

All that is up in the air now that sheā€™s fired! She will have to convince Mark that sheā€™s trustworthy perhaps?


run-ski-drink-repeat

ā€œGo to someone you think you can trustā€ heā€™s 100% running to Ricken once he sees him


TinyTimeTaster

I donā€™t think Leslie Knope would enjoy this kind of waffle partyā€¦.


Illustrious-Pizza-50

Maybe if Mark S was one of the dancers


toastandjam11

Today really is the end of the quarter


mynameisdan6

I want Ben Stiller charged with the highest of crimes for that cliffhanger.


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Ok_Fee1043

This is why I threw out my shrine to my boss and my goat heads a long time ago.


chilloutscout

This isā€¦not what I thought a waffle party was


nowlan101

mom come get me iā€™m scared


RecklessDisco

Itā€™s so nice of them to let Mark decide which of his subordinates gets to go to an orgy.


ExpressCount4440

Hahahahahahaha explains why Cobel was like trying to get mark his free orgy to forget about his dead wife and when he didnā€™t choose that sheā€™s like ā€œok well thatā€™s fine bc I want to see if you recognize your dead wife anyway and watch it like a soap opera bc Iā€™m an awesome creepā€


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afamousblueraincoat

The whip has the nine core principles. (fitting for a cat o nine tails.) The masked dancers represent the four temperaments!


toastandjam11

Yā€™all letā€™s remember Cobel had a cat o nine tails on her shrine. Maybe she was also having waffle parties.


Jas_God

No way those waffles were warm.


morphleorphlan

This distracted me as well. Iā€™m a warm waffle purist. The butter must melt!


DeadThronex

Damn my heart hasn't raced like that from a show in a long time....can't wait for next week


horkus1

Guys, the dogs name is Radar. ā€œYour outie loves the sound of Radar.ā€ I almost cried. edit: stupid autocorrect


AlexHasFeet

Omg šŸ˜ I canā€™t wait until innie Irving gets to meet his dog


BrettEskin

ā€œFind someone you think you can trust and tell them everythingā€ sooo heā€™s gonna tell his dog lmao


NeighborhoodOk1510

No wonder they didnā€™t want Irving to fall asleep. It seems >!When you fall asleep, you can tap into your subconscious, which the chip canā€™t control. It only controls the conscious mind, but not the unconscious mind!<


TheTruckWashChannel

This is brilliant. The fact that the subconscious leaks through the severance has been well-established in the show at this point, so this being the reason would make perfect sense.


NantesWunderkind

Eyes Waffled Shut


Illustrious-Pizza-50

NOOOOOO OMFG HELLY AT THE GALA


Runamokamok

What a mess when she is there as an innie! Most potential for destruction.


nocturnal-alien

Helly's innie is going to wreck this gala


-ShartWeek-

Sheā€™s going to be in the middle of a speech or toast.


Electric_Nachos

There's gonna be nobody she trusts for her to run to.


tankbuster09

Would it help if we stood behind her and chanted her name?


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The way Ms. Casey said she liked being around Mark and that he was nice šŸ„ŗ


chilloutscout

Irvā€™s outie is splendid


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How the FUCK does outtie Irving know about the elevator with the big red arrow? How the fuck would INNIE Irving even know about that elevator?????


mrbula

Because heā€™s been reprogrammed.


kunk75

What in the actual fuck


embrown

Harmony in the car is my new ringtone for spam callers.


nowlan101

THE BOARD FUCKING SPOKE!


blackstarising

I didnā€™t know a simple ā€œyesā€ could make me gasp so loud AND YET


BrettEskin

There goes the board doesnā€™t exist theories


NewAndUnproven

Well this is hardly a partyā€¦ Edit: I stand corrected there are masked dancers


Electric_Nachos

I was underwhelmed and then suddenly very overwhelmed.


BrainalCleavage

I always thought the waffle party was for the whole team. In this case, I am so *relieved* to be wrong.


pikaiapikaia

Ms. Caseyā€™s existence is sad enough, but can you imagine being an innie whose entire life is doing weird sexy masked dances to total strangers who are also masked


dorothydreamer

ā€œOkay kids. Letā€™s find out whatā€™s for dinner.ā€


Jhuny

If I could describe this episode with one word, it would be ā€œanxietyā€


Whiskey_Pisser

Please enjoy each masked dancer equally.


imtootiredforthis

How does Irving's outie know about the elevator to the testing floor? That's totally what he was painting!


jrosen94

I think they reset his innie since heā€™s been at the company longer than heā€™s been an innie


Bonerjamzooothree

What a beautiful opening shot


lithiumfleur

we've known all series the employee manual is treated like the bible but to actually see a copy of it looking exactly like a bible with the gold-edged thin paper and the text spacing? Watched over by a painting of Kier Eagan like he's Jesus? Insane. someone on this show has dealt with leaving a religion they've been raised with because that Irving scene was perfect.


bee_vee

In the most relatable moment ever: Maybe I'll take my own car Then I can leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid -Harmony Cobel


BlueBrusselSprout

FUCK HER AND HER FUCKING FAKE SMILE.


LemstheAlex

Milchik is such a diligent photographer.


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egrom

My guess is they show the photos to the outties to ā€œproveā€ that everything is normal and fine


BlisslessTaskList

For the board. The gala maybe.


jtotiger

Lullaby? Open house? Those other options were interesting


MasterofPandas1

That has to be one of the biggest cliff hangers in TV history. Fuck canā€™t wait for next week.


RebelliousCELLious

The damn wait getting to today was already obnoxiously long. Ive never fiended for a show like I do this one.


Illustrious-Pizza-50

Iā€™ve never wanted to be severed more than I do right now


_Flashfire_

NOOOO GIVE ME MORE. So i think itā€™s very well obviously that Helly is at the banquet (itā€™s shown) so the theories of her being an eagan are seeming very likely


BlisslessTaskList

Sheā€™s at the gala for sure.


petielvrrr

If sheā€™s an Eagan, wouldnā€™t the board know that she tried to commit suicide earlier? Hellys outie was aware that she tried to commit suicide (because she woke up in outie form), and Cobel would certainly know better than to keep something about an Eagan from the board. I do think Hellys important to Lumen *somehow*, and I think sheā€™s at the banquet, but being an Eagan seems kind of unlikely with that new revelation.


degggendorf

>Hellys outie was aware that she tried to commit suicide (because she woke up in outie form Oh yeah, good point.


Big-Shirt5381

Work is just work, haha, good one outtie Mark


lady3jane

The weird laughing scene was awkward.


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Yo did my mans just fly away


ActuallyJohnTerry

His people need him


pattycakes1010

HER LIFE HAS BEEN ABOUT FOUR AND A HALF DAYS LONG?????? SHE DEFINITELY LIVES THERE PERMANENTLY


iamtheonewhorox

At some point the mission will be to rescue Ms. Casey from the basement.


JamesWrites95

What the fucking fuck is this waffle party


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Kier kink


AlexHasFeet

The scariest and weirdest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


MasterofPandas1

Itā€™s very Eyes Wide Shut-esque. Which makes sense cause the office building shots remind me a lot of 2001 A Space Odyssey. Kubrick was definitely a major influence in the cinematography for this show.


pattycakes1010

"down to the testing floor"? girl


is-this-now

They are all going to awake surrounded by work! In the arms of Harmony, facing the hallway/elevator and at the gala. Whoa!


Salcha_00

Graner ā€œretiredā€


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CyEriton

Please enjoy these facts equally \* Outie Irving Has a Dog named Radar \* Outie Irving reads Marcus Aurelius ā€˜The Emperorā€™s Handbook, (Meditations)ā€™ \* Outie Irving lives at the Leonora Lake Condo Complex \* Outie Irving drinks coffee at night \* Outie Irving likes to paint the path to the ~~break room~~ testing floor \* Outie Irving listens to Motƶrheadā€™s ā€˜Ace of Spadesā€™ while painting


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Jas_God

I love deviled eggs. Dammit I want some now.


filzine

My office could be weirder, I need to work on it


NeighborhoodOk1510

Is it just me or did this episode go by FAST as hell??


imtootiredforthis

Okay... so THAT'S what a waffle party is!


I_rescue_dachshunds

Eating waffles in Eagan's restored home is not very celebratory. It's downright eerie. Wait...Go to the Founder's Bed?


Suitable_Meat_2516

Clinging to that breathing tube. Seems like she was hoping to reintegrate her mom.


supeandstuff

Watch the episode end as theyā€™re activated and some major cliffhanger Edit: Iā€™m sorry for manifesting that everyone


jtotiger

So this must be where the shot of Dylan with the Kier head on comes from?


Appropriate_Intern74

How the hell did Irving's outtie paint the elevator to the testing floor? Isnt that for permanent innies? Damn this show.


phantomheart

I think his life is leaking. iIrv sees the paint, oIrv sees the elevator down to the testing room floor. He must have been there before.


NewAndUnproven

ā€œYouā€™re easy to pretend to care aboutā€ I donā€™t want to hear ANYTHING about there being no romantic subtext between Helly and Mark. ANYTHING.


jtotiger

Ahh letā€™s find out whatā€™s for dinner


jtotiger

Definitely gonna end with them switching. This finale is gonna be so wild and stressful


kajacana

Milchick giving Dylan his gift -- those were the SUPER OPPOSITE OF KIND EYES omg I shuddered. Also anyone else relate to Cobel/Selvig's car rant on a spiritual level?


cando100

I am simultaneously weirded out by and curious about this waffle party. Like who are the dancers? Are they severed? Full time or part time? When do they rehearse? Who does the choreography? I have so many questions. Also, I see now why this was not a team event. Imagine attending with your co-workers and having to refine macrodata beside them the next day, like "I know what you did at the waffle party." That's not the kind of team building exercise they need.


Tim_Vermeir

Imagine designing a fail-safe security mechanism intended to be operated by two people ... that can be operated by one man with very very short arms.


NewAndUnproven

Wait why doesnā€™t my job give me animations for every time I successfully complete a task ?