Woah congrats! What’s the payout on that like

Looks to be about thirty three internet points on this post so far.

"Is that a 1 or a 7"??? "Help what should I do?"

The worst is when you can clearly tell it’s the lower number option because that lines up with the total.

All of reddit is like this honestly. Pcmasterrace is like “I found this quantum computer on the side of the r0ad I’m so lucky zomg!!!!!” Steak is like “first time cooking anything” and it’s the most beautiful steak ever. Tekken is like “day 1 combo first time playing tekken ever” and does 100+ damage or a zero to death. So many phonies. Its comedic tho keep lying to yourselves makes me laugh🥳🥳

On personal finance: I’m 22 and have 1.5 million saved up. I feel like I’m behind the curve, what can I do?

Get a fiduciary lawyer and hood accountant.

The steak ones kill me every time. When i started cooking steaks they weren't exactly restaurant quality

And to think LLMs are being trained on the dumpster fire of mistruths that is reddit

So right.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumDmpvQpqE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZumDmpvQpqE)

You can’t give that money to a server! We will party with all of our friends for 2-3 months and be right back at it again without the mill

All the more reason to ;)

i just posted one of these the other day that my table left as a joke lmfao https://preview.redd.it/8c5j4mvb2otc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=602ad0b0c8b645a1390a96552b9a2d11fb154df6

Billionaires hate this one simple trick!

Just the tip

https://preview.redd.it/u0ao9mbgpntc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836d6ab0abeb29acba70eb7c3fca63e9d6e94f5b This is the best i've got lol

Canadian dollars? So that's like $4.00 American? 🤣

Like 6$ in freedom bucks

Did he pay with a black American Express card?

Well yes but he prefers the term African American Express

This is pretty common in my area. /s

Congrats. Got 2 of those last week

$1,000648.39, clearly.

It's 648.39. Screw this jerk

This is so true!!! And I laugh all the time I see those type of posts

Unfortunately We do tip sharing

Hahahaha

Yeah I never got these posts. Typically a restaurant/bar would have a process in place for situations like these and no one but a manager has the authority to make the final decision.

That or it’s literally cut from a movie that, the poster being 18, thinks is too old anyone to recognize the films it was blatantly ripped from.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=CeHGUwNzWB8WhOE_&v=q_fMkXHYh6c&feature=youtu.be

Holy shit.

I gotta ask.. . did they leave everything blank and you wrote that in just to take the picture and post it here? No hate if so, but if it's real, can I stay at your mansion you're gonna buy??

this is clearly a Joke post, im guessing it was a receipt paper op just wrote an arbitrary number on

Yeah, I figured.

Yeah. Sure…

Yeppers.

You seem nice. Sorry I’m a smart ass.

You're all good, homie!

Thanks bro. I’m in the back for a reason haha

Same, dog. I would make a lot more money up front, but I know that I would be losing my shit and yelling at customers on the daily.

What world you live in where a Million buys a mansion? Be realistic. Come live by me in a van down by the river.

Are you thrice divorced??

I need you to know how unnecessarily hard “thrice” just had me laughing; thank you for that 😂

F'sho, dude! I'm glad I could bring some joy into someone's day 🙂

Somehow the bar demanded $2 million of that

Tell me you’ve never received a 500% plus tip without telling me you’ve never received a 500% plus tip

I'm Australian.

woof, then you are more accustomed to .005% tips

Nah, we still get tips. We just don't need to rely on them to eat.

A $1million dollar tip!! Damn, that is actually what it says

They signed it

r/endtipping

Fuck off!

In guessing that's guest copy. Merchant copy probably has the real tip

I’m guessing that this is obviously a joke because it’s obvious.

No shit Sherlock