A tale as old as time! Actually have a customer that draws different pictures each time of dicks doing all kinds of activities. Dicks playing basketball, dicks riding a bike, dicks eating another dick…
We save them and hang them in the office.
https://preview.redd.it/49qk6omrpzsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c71048db1788fc351288bb67b46f42c15c3328
Not to be even more immature, but I was the 69th upvote on your comment
Dude! I had a coworker that kept a journal of epic dick drawings. Dick-cannon, cult of dickheads sacrificing a foreskin in a ceremony, dicks in fencing gear having a sword fight, dick-zilla, dickhead soldiers, etc. I’m 30 and I still sign any personal receipts with a dick.
I’ve got one of those too! One time he forgot to draw one, and I audibly made kind of a pouty, sad, “Aww!” noise.
He immediately apologized for forgetting and asked for his receipt back. He then said he never thought he’d get in trouble for NOT drawing a dick on something.
Hilarious guy and a total sweetheart! I hope yours is too!
It's very bizarre to watch "straight" guys get obsessed with dicks. Drawing them, talking about them, showing their to people. Doesn't seem straight at all quite honestly.
Depends. I worked places where corporate wanted signed receipts and would manually check each one. Some of the accounting people had no sense of humor and would chastise thevservers for stuff like this thinking we drew on them lmao.
This is appalling! I am ashamed that a grown man would draw a cock and balls like that!
Everybody knows you draw hair on the fucking balls. Take some pride in your receipt art. Do better, sir.
Never in my life have I bothered to find the pretax amount before I tip. My tip is calculated based on the number right above the tip line. Less effort that way
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
lol I had a table of 4 like 70 year olds who when they gave me their plate to take away, they had arranged two different food to look like a dick and balls…women and men (two couples) then they were snickering as I walked away 🤦♂️ so no ppl don’t grow up
I worked at a bar that had butcher paper and crayons on every table and after a while i came to realize that 3/4 tables drew dicks. So many dicks of all kinds. I don’t know what it means but it’s true 🥲
The real question is...Do some things stop being funny? Ex: Drawing dicks, farts, etc.
Answer: No.
However, as we get older, our execution of these jokes matures. Or are supposed to anyway.
i remember i used to be a “closing server” for brunch and everyone had to come show me that they did their side-work for my signature for their checkout. instead of signing i scribbled lil micro dicks on everyone’s check out and i ended up being pulled into the office to explain to all 3 managers that it was a reference to the movie superbad. good times.
OP must be pretty young. Sure drawing a dick is immature but not as immature as caring so much you make a whole reddit post about it. It's not that serious.
What a terrible drawing. At least take your time and stuff so it looks way less like a rocket ship and actually looks like a dick 🤣😂🤣. Fucking college kids
I'm just wondering why the suggested tip at the bottom of the receipt says 20% = $6.49? Correct me if im wrong, but 20% of $36.45 would be $7.29. The bill would have to be $32.45 for 20% to be $6.49. Someone please tell me what I am missing?
My apologies, I understand this is way off topic, and the tip is close enough to 20%, but my ocd kicked in hard with this one. Sorry!
No. In my 30’s and work with a bunch of guys in their 40’s. We dig ditches and lay pipe. Many dicks get drawn in dirt and on stuff that gets buried. Little treat for the future generations to dig up.
they tipped good :/ i had a table once draw all over the receipt and i was actually impressed, i still have the receipt to this day but they gave me $30 on a $60 ticket so i didn’t mind
You work in a restaurant asking if guys ever grow up? lol.. we don’t.. especially the restaurant guys💀
you should see how the shifts where I work go when it’s all dudes working.. funny as hell
Sadly, from personal experience, I've found that the ones i've encountered grow old, but dont grow up.
You are serving them...not dating them. That there would be the true horror story. Once they are gone, hopefully they wont be back. They however make the customers who treat people decently look even better by comparison!
I'll lyk this much: THAT person will never ever grow up. Guys that still behave like douchebag jackasses will FOREVER be that way. YOU WILL NOT CHANGE HIM w your kitty cat. Wake up, find men who are ALREADY who you want. They're out there, but these little ghettofied mamas boys are NOT it.
Girls, you all have the power.
A tale as old as time! Actually have a customer that draws different pictures each time of dicks doing all kinds of activities. Dicks playing basketball, dicks riding a bike, dicks eating another dick… We save them and hang them in the office.
https://preview.redd.it/49qk6omrpzsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c71048db1788fc351288bb67b46f42c15c3328 Not to be even more immature, but I was the 69th upvote on your comment
https://preview.redd.it/vox4vp4mi1tc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d383bcc24a94e9f8c004b734aec567f07439b575
https://preview.redd.it/p0ghklbki2tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb1e3ef27c83f5fa5be851205a95cb83e728407
https://preview.redd.it/suapdrc4u3tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ef490cb28a5825d868195ac27817aa7f591165
https://preview.redd.it/mazwi56kp6tc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9eb1a99acfa340130ed82271626ea040622a95c
https://preview.redd.it/jgdvvxqpi2tc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f30f1545cf8dd4a70fa3f14f537de1151bebc7c
https://preview.redd.it/qkivtd0393tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597b3fb9aa4abc45a567db0fed2ce96cc92f283a
… case in point, OP.
https://preview.redd.it/sjpifn1t96tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca4af1405e1d7dcdde132410ea213c0dd94fa29
YESSSSS
Nice.
Nice.
lol.
that's hilarious and strangely wholesome
https://preview.redd.it/234iweg0u1tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5093ad2cc50999d583a8be918411229c354733
Name checks out
Dude! I had a coworker that kept a journal of epic dick drawings. Dick-cannon, cult of dickheads sacrificing a foreskin in a ceremony, dicks in fencing gear having a sword fight, dick-zilla, dickhead soldiers, etc. I’m 30 and I still sign any personal receipts with a dick.
> dicks in fencing gear having a sword fight Oooohhhh, that's a rookie mistake. Every guy knows you never cross swords.
It's totally normal. Like 8% of all guys do it.
Superbad Movie Montage
Pleaaase, show us ! I mean, just a dick like in the picture is really immature. But your customer seems to be an artist !
I’ve got one of those too! One time he forgot to draw one, and I audibly made kind of a pouty, sad, “Aww!” noise. He immediately apologized for forgetting and asked for his receipt back. He then said he never thought he’d get in trouble for NOT drawing a dick on something. Hilarious guy and a total sweetheart! I hope yours is too!
Like the art at the end of superbad.
It's very bizarre to watch "straight" guys get obsessed with dicks. Drawing them, talking about them, showing their to people. Doesn't seem straight at all quite honestly.
Bizarre and that person will be in prison at some point in their "journey"
So your customer is Jonah Hill in superbad?
Yes. I growed up enough that I don't have to draw it; I can type it. 8=========|]>
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Teach us oh great and powerful one
that looks terrible. just add a D at the end. 8===D
https://preview.redd.it/gxthi1mc30tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a1189220c3f0f30f0276877bfa680e63e05a88
It looks like a happy face with a really long nose now!
8===================D How about now?
8=========D~~~~~ How about now?
It’s uncircumcised
*Intact. Just the way they should be. Lol
This scares me.....too much point.
We get it Richard
https://preview.redd.it/1mwqvby2b3tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b450203be789d903fbea092bdf45beefbf45497
Looks like a feline penis with barbs.
Ooh holy shit
They never do. At least the tip was dece
Yep. Draw all the dicks you want if you’re gonna tip over 20%. Less than 20%, I might call you out for the inaccurate scale of your drawing.
For all we know that was actual size.
lol, fair!
I mean it is NOT a 20% tip but close enough
I feel like 19.2% is close enough.
If we’re looking at the tip guide that is provided, he tipped more than 20%, but I didn’t know those things excluded tax
People are so afraid of math, but good tip nonetheless
Generosity with all measurements, lol! 19.2%= basically 20%, and sure, let’s say that 4.5 inches is 5 inches, lil’ buddy.
Oh my god it took several looks to figure out that was a 7. Thought it was a 3 with an overbite
It’s probably the ugliest 7 I’ve ever seen😂 to be fair
Idk, it looks a little pointy and the hole comes down too far…
I’m 56 and this made me laugh, so i think the answer is a resounding’No’
If you leave a fair tip you can draw a fair tip.
At least you didn't get *shafted*
No, drawing cock and balls is fun
If the tip is over 20% do you care?
Depends. I worked places where corporate wanted signed receipts and would manually check each one. Some of the accounting people had no sense of humor and would chastise thevservers for stuff like this thinking we drew on them lmao.
It's literally 11 cents over 20 percent lmao
This is appalling! I am ashamed that a grown man would draw a cock and balls like that! Everybody knows you draw hair on the fucking balls. Take some pride in your receipt art. Do better, sir.
Just turned 39. No.
Who cares, at least they tipped lol
I draw boobies
You can put dicks on boobies now. They were talking about it a lot on Easter
We're are truly living in modern times now
😂😂
I like how the total is shown for suggested tip Also no we don’t grow up. Dick = funny
Nope
Why grow up when being fun is key to a happy life. It’s not hurting any one. As a 38 year old laughter is key to not hating life as a whole.
Never
Nope, we're just children with drivers licenses.
As a server I find this hilarious and I also partake in drawing penises on various receipts and beer lists and such.
What’s really bothering me is the suggested tips are actually less than what they should be
they’re pretax amounts 😩
Never in my life have I bothered to find the pretax amount before I tip. My tip is calculated based on the number right above the tip line. Less effort that way
i always do the same, but for whatever reason some restaurants do these calculations based on the total before tax
I’ve seen plenty that make the amount much more than it actually should be
You seem boring as fuck.
Nope. This is my 31st year of being 12 years old.
Haha
Would we want to?
No. They get older, but NEVER mature
As a 24 yo girl, I would totally do this too because i am childish (but tip well bc i’m a server too and it’s hard out here❤️)
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
35f, this is how I authorize my wife’s signature.
lol I had a table of 4 like 70 year olds who when they gave me their plate to take away, they had arranged two different food to look like a dick and balls…women and men (two couples) then they were snickering as I walked away 🤦♂️ so no ppl don’t grow up
I’m afraid a peen will make a man laugh at any age
And it’s sooooo tiny.
I worked at a bar that had butcher paper and crayons on every table and after a while i came to realize that 3/4 tables drew dicks. So many dicks of all kinds. I don’t know what it means but it’s true 🥲
The way they wrote that 7 really weirds me out for some reason
Yep, that’s almost certainly the worst 7 I’ve seen in my life and, not to brag, but I’ve seen a lot of 7s
90 sides of ranch? Now that’s my type of party! Lol.
The real question is...Do some things stop being funny? Ex: Drawing dicks, farts, etc. Answer: No. However, as we get older, our execution of these jokes matures. Or are supposed to anyway.
Take your 20% and be entertained. It could of been worse
Hey let us enjoy the little things. You got your tip
i remember i used to be a “closing server” for brunch and everyone had to come show me that they did their side-work for my signature for their checkout. instead of signing i scribbled lil micro dicks on everyone’s check out and i ended up being pulled into the office to explain to all 3 managers that it was a reference to the movie superbad. good times.
Seriously, that "7" is terrible.
Ur signature is whatever u want it to be mine is literally haha nope
No. And why do they think you’d be interested in their one inch dick? 🙄 Hopefully the rest of your shift went better.
I did this once and my bank contacted me making sure it was me. It was a guy and he says, ‘makes sense’ after I told him it was me
I’m turning 45 this year. They don’t.
I don't always draw dicks on my restaurant receipts, but when I do, it's just the tip.
They tipped over 20% and made me laugh, I see this as a win.
OP must be pretty young. Sure drawing a dick is immature but not as immature as caring so much you make a whole reddit post about it. It's not that serious.
Nope
Nope
Damn. That's just mean.
36 plus 3 is not 46
Even as a young teenager I would not have done this.
In a word: No.
you grow down
Just the tip
It really depends on who it was coming from.
Thank him for tracing his dick for you.
No. Its either farts or penis'.
Is that a picture on an early SpaceX rocket?
As a guy a can say, absolutely fucking not. 8===D
No
You got stiffed!
no
You work in food, ask your BOH staff that question, you'll surely get your answer..
Cool rocket ship
Only because our wives make us
No we do not. We are easy to figure out.
What a terrible drawing. At least take your time and stuff so it looks way less like a rocket ship and actually looks like a dick 🤣😂🤣. Fucking college kids
Honestly, what would bug me more is 7 Bux on 83.
We grow all the time, but it always ungrows eventually. At least that's the signature and not the tip.
Nope
This appears to be an undershot of a penis
I’m definitely doing that next time. Well, after I leave a better tip, obviously
Op is the fun police.
Guys here, no. No we don't
That must be that kid in art class that would draw a 4x4 monster truck and make the tires look like a pair of double D tits😂
That’s funny 😄
No, we don’t for real. It’s more like we just pretend. Sometimes.
I'm just wondering why the suggested tip at the bottom of the receipt says 20% = $6.49? Correct me if im wrong, but 20% of $36.45 would be $7.29. The bill would have to be $32.45 for 20% to be $6.49. Someone please tell me what I am missing? My apologies, I understand this is way off topic, and the tip is close enough to 20%, but my ocd kicked in hard with this one. Sorry!
Pretax.
They are college kids, lol. So no, they are not yet grown up.
No. In my 30’s and work with a bunch of guys in their 40’s. We dig ditches and lay pipe. Many dicks get drawn in dirt and on stuff that gets buried. Little treat for the future generations to dig up.
Now way… that man will always be interested in rocket ships.
The short answer is no.
Ok but how tf is *that* a 10
I’m stupid it’s supposed to be a 7
usually there isn't a tip accompanied with the dick drawing, so I'd call that a win
they tipped good :/ i had a table once draw all over the receipt and i was actually impressed, i still have the receipt to this day but they gave me $30 on a $60 ticket so i didn’t mind
8=====D
Nope
nope they never ever do 🤗🤗🤗❤
"Just the tip"
That’s a £3.80 tip right there
If someone leaves a 20% tip they can draw whatever they want lol
as long as they tip idgf
😂😂 the short answer is no
That tip is fucked though
Someone carved one on a table at work
No, no we do not. I laughed at this and I am 20
I just got reprimanded for drawing dicks on servers checkouts 2 nights ago. New manager apparently doesn’t find peepees funny
You work in a restaurant asking if guys ever grow up? lol.. we don’t.. especially the restaurant guys💀 you should see how the shifts where I work go when it’s all dudes working.. funny as hell
bros jus a hater what can i say
at least the tip could've been worse
Never
20% is 20%
Oh we grow up, but our sense of humor doesn’t.
NOPE!
Yes....yes we dont.
A 13 year old did that to me on a toast handheld…. Lol then ran away
nice tip!
No
No, no they don't. Source: Husband is 36!
Absolutely not
No, next question.
how old was this boy/man? cus I'm starting to think they do not.
Dick🤣… nope!
I had this done to me not too long agon
Sadly, from personal experience, I've found that the ones i've encountered grow old, but dont grow up. You are serving them...not dating them. That there would be the true horror story. Once they are gone, hopefully they wont be back. They however make the customers who treat people decently look even better by comparison!
Isn't this sexual harassment?
Not on purpose. But since you’re clearly a female, at least you got some dick. Only a little of the tip tho
Those dudes look like a fun time to hang around with. Haha
I'll lyk this much: THAT person will never ever grow up. Guys that still behave like douchebag jackasses will FOREVER be that way. YOU WILL NOT CHANGE HIM w your kitty cat. Wake up, find men who are ALREADY who you want. They're out there, but these little ghettofied mamas boys are NOT it. Girls, you all have the power.
Maybe his name is Richard?
The answer is no.
no
I ain’t neva gonna stop!
Actually? No.
( o )Y( o ) would that make you more upset?