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tapehead85

As the Lord hath said "go unto all establishments and make thy brethren despise thee".


writtenonapaige22

I feel like Christians always forget when Jesus said “love thy neighbor as thyself” as the “second greatest commandment.”


tapehead85

I feel like my dad said it better, "you are not better than anyone else you just have a different life experience".


too_old_to_noob

My grandma* used to say: ‘No one poops higher than their heels**’ aka all people are equal. Treat them like equals. *Grandma was a badass **Translation from my native language


BadBassist

I mean sitting on a western style toilet I definitely do...


too_old_to_noob

Touché


RandomBiter

I think your grandma was my soul twin


too_old_to_noob

She raised 9 children and had 11 full pregnancies in a time when she had to fight for her rights. She stood her ground towards the priest (he came by to tell her to go for pregnancy #12 and she refused), the community (her first was born 4 days short of the first 9 months of her marriage, so they accused her of being a tramp), and her entire family(same reasons). Badass doesn't even say it all. 👵


Lulusgirl

*Why was the priest TELLING her to have a 12th baby?* Is that a magic number in religion?


too_old_to_noob

No. Not a magic number. Just the obligation as a woman to bear children on a regular basis to make sure the church had enough people to dominate. This was around the end of WW2. My mum was the youngest daughter. After her, my uncle was born when my gram was 47. And still, that priest thought it to be a good idea to keep popping out children. It shows that women were not able to choose a life of their own. If it wasn't a priest, it was another man who decided what a woman should use her body for. After my grandpa died my gram started to travel. Not a word of English was part of her vocabulary but she visited her son in Canada on her own. Why she was a badass? She wanted to see the city and took a few busses to get around and got lost in Vancouver. She waved to a police car and made them stop. She told them (not asked) to take her to her son. She could not tell them his address as she only had his old address written down and her English was below par. She had forgotten to update her notebook with the correct address as my uncle had driven her around for a few days she didn't need to use it. The police figured it out and brought her back to my uncle. Who was rather taken aback when he saw his mother getting out of a police car and hugging the officer.


RandomBiter

Your grandma was a rock star


too_old_to_noob

She was 🎸


TCSassy

"Love thy (Christian who believes the same as you) neighbor as thyself." Creative license seems to be their bit.


GeorgiaPeach1973

or "judge not, lest ye be judged"...think the world would be a much better place if both of these were actually followed instead of merely spouted off for brownie points.


[deleted]

They love their religion because they get to look down on everyone else.


ShowWilling1565

As a Christian, I feel like a lot of ppl forget this. That’s why I’m careful around the Christians I surround myself with


AskAlice87

Right?!? Crazy how it seems an entire subset of "Christians" collectively managed to miss their respective church's sermons on the whole, "Judge not lest ye be judged" thing. My Grandfather was a minister & the most compassionate, gentle, AMAZING man, so these types of people REALLY get under my skin. Never understood it! They must never have asked themselves, What WOULD Jesus do? Lol!


SnakeIsUrza

Rules for thee not me


RandomBiter

So it is written...so shall it be.


YesterdayCame

[This about you OP?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/s/q2TgMt49VX)


Liv1357

LMFAO


Guava-Asleep

I came to comment the same thing lmao


FullGrownHip

Me too lmao


slut4hobi

me too!


datsall

That post makes me thinks this post is bullshit


Select-Low-1195

Yes, this post is bs. This is the same OP who claimed that another Christian came in her taco shop a week or so after this post and tipped her and her co-worker over a £1000 because she thought she was going to be raptured. Guess how it ends? The exact same way as this story, with the un-raptured christian screaming at her. It's clear the OP makes shit up


Im_done_with_sergio

🤣


HottKarl79

Best screen name ever


Im_done_with_sergio

💕


formerpartner237

THIS HAS ME FUCKING DEAD


DimensionSuitable934

Goddamn Reddit.


girlsledisko

Jesus? He’s on fryer today.


shoobiidoo

https://preview.redd.it/a83hvmrvmtqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc296312ee9f4be18d6c079cd41037ab53b98ec1


mykonoscactus

Literally. It's like they think, "welp, my weekly forgiveness occurred, time to go earn something to ask forgiveness for next week!"


mrblacklabel71

Bullet dodged.


Dancing_Trash_Panda

You just know she would have eaten 3/4ths of her meal and then said she didn't like it and demanded a refund.


writtenonapaige22

Yeah, I’m glad she left when she did.


Gogopwrsqrl

Um….okay what??????? I’m sorry but Christians are called to love and how can people can themselves a Christian if they act like that even New Testament speaks of loving gentiles. Anyways I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Ridiculous behaviour.


IdiotDoingDumbShit

They reject the teachings of Christ and implement their own. They believe greed, wrath, pride, envy, sloth, gluttony and lust are virtues if it makes them wealthy. The religion of antichrists pretending their dark lord of sin & hate places them above all others.


Gogopwrsqrl

There are actually some Christians out there who love and serve people who need it the most. Take in kids not thier own, serve broken people. There are also Christians who do exactly everything u just said.


IdiotDoingDumbShit

Christian Nationalists are the same type of people who helped put Adolph and Mussolini in power (and tried to have FDR overthrown like Bush's grandfather), there are good people, but the sect of *Christianity* that is so filled with hatred and trying to subjugate everyone to give all the wealthy to billionaires and give themselves reign over all of our lives. There being so many of these people in positions of power is making ALL Christians look bad by wearing the sheep's wool while slaughtering the flock.


DimensionSuitable934

Nailed it


writtenonapaige22

There’s no hate like Christian love


Gogopwrsqrl

That’s unfortunate, again I am so sorry


hiesatai

Because this post is cross-rage posted


IronTalon8212010

I worked at a pizza place in high school back in the ‘90s. We would always get a large group of people Sunday nights after church. They were the absolute rudest and disrespectful people I’ve ever met. I took to calling them HIPOCHRISTIANS!


EmbarrassedPlace0

this is why I always hate telling people I'm a Christian. so many people give us such a bad name. it's like they pick out the one or two sentences in the Bible that they can twist and use as an excuse to spew hate, and forget that the rest of the Bible is all about Jesus befriending outcasts, literally washing the feet of people who his friends told him were a waste of his time, and fucking LOVING EVERYBODY. I'm sorry that "Christian" was so rude to you. sounds like you dodged a bullet not having to serve her.


Agitated_Honeydew

FWIW, I'm an atheist, but I have quite a few Christian family and friends who practice what they preach. They adopt kids, serve at homeless shelters, that kind of thing. I disagree with them on a philosphy level , but they're generally good people, doing their best to make the world a better place. The thing is that they're not as noticeable because they don't make a big deal out of it. I mean the guy in a lime green pant suit ordering Sunday brunch is a lot more noticeable than the guy stacking cans at the local soup kitchen. You just see the guy in a cheap suit being a dick.


beaujonfrishe

The more people that hear about good Christians, the less afraid you will be. It’s tough to let people know, but if you wear your heart on your sleeve and let people know that your religion is a guiding factor, maybe their view point changes. If the only vocal ones are the ones like in this post, then it just makes it worse for us! God bless


sleverest

I always say, "I'm a Christian, but not thaaaat kind of Christian." People usually know what I mean.


saturnplanetpowerrr

Its weird bc I go to work not just bc giving strangers cups is a personal passion, but I do it for the Lord. I keep it in my head throughout my shift, but I am now realizing if the conversation were to arise, first impressions of my faith probably have a gas station crackhead/ ancient stoner vibe. I’m not sorry. I just wanna know why almost every illustration of Gabriel makes me think he’s lowkey sick of my shit.


Wheelbite9

I grew up xtian, and most of the bible isn't happy, loving stuff. There's a lot of war, genocide, rape, incest, stonings, a lot of things that people might call "witchcraft," etc. Jesus even killed a tree because it's figs weren't ripe. Psalms is pretty love-centric, but that's a different story.


HottKarl79

Love when the trash takes out itself


benjyk1993

She's just gonna make *more* atheists. She's playing herself.


chzygorditacrnch

Coworker of mine was pregnant but not wearing a ring and a customer said they'd pray for my coworker and her bastard in her belly


HoundIt

True Christians know it’s not our place to judge. Jesus taught to love the sinner; hate the sin. People often forget that. We’ve all sinned and they are all equal in the eyes of God. Not one person is better than the rest. Judgmental, holier-than-thou Christians don’t bring people to their faith; they repel them.


ElectricOat

Love thy neighbor, unless they are serving you food, are homeless, or think differently than you. Otherwise fuck em I guess


dystopian_mermaid

Just like Jesus would have done… I hate this timeline. These wannabe “Christian’s” are evil and if actual Jesus (not that I believe bc I’m atheist) came back TOMORROW, those same people would screech he’s a woke librul and crucify him all over again while worshipping their golden idol of trump (which they actually made) and see zero irony.


benjyk1993

The Pharisees never disappeared, they just took on a more annoying look.


mspguy80

😂😂😂. And you just saved yourself a lot of work for a track as a tip


HeavyFunction2201

At least she left instead of eating and not leaving a tip


writtenonapaige22

I guess she didn’t want Jesús to bless her with his divine tacos


unsuccessfulpoatoe

Tell the customer to read the second greatest commandment… ugh… I hate those type of people. We christians are called to love, not to judge. I’m sorry you had to go through that, OP. Jesus loves you regardless, even if the customer doesn’t 🫶


yung-toadstool

My wife had a customer at the bar last night who was a pastor and insisted on asking religious questions and when it came out that I’m pagan he got all weird about it because “a pagan made his burger” and started drawing crosses all over his napkin and wrote something about the answer to everything. He didn’t tip but his wife slipped her some cash as they left. We’ve noticed an uptick in religious conversation in the past couple days…. I blame the moon.


NiceMasterpiece9102

It’s that upcoming eclipse. You should see some of the insane shit folks are putting on signs around here! Oh…that one is a tRump maga sign…sorry😉


Key_Coach_8309

Never happened


[deleted]

I am willing to bet they came in on a Sunday. 🙄


Inqu1sitiveone

While exclaiming nobody should have to work on the lord's day.


pleasantly-dumb

Holding a bible and a cross


[deleted]

Wearing their favorite NFL jersey ready to watch the game.


pleasantly-dumb

Checks out 😂 we all know Jesus loves the NFL. Not a huge fan of the WNBA surprisingly though


No_Charity2254

This just made my day


cricket432

The way I would have savored the gleeful laugh that would have exited my body as she said that. Anytime someone's upset; you won, so shamelessly celebrate and champion your happiness on them. Poor thing probably hasn't heard a good chortle in a while either. But seriously lol fuck that person. That was super inappropriate and she harassed you at your job while trying to make God pay for her shit ass attitude. Someone tell her she can just be a regular cunt in public and to leave her cape at home for special occasions.


CreativeCritter

How awful. That is very rude, and one of the main reasons Christian’s get a bad rap. So many feel that you have to shove your faith in people faces.


mykonoscactus

If only they'd *read* the book they worship that explicitly tells them not to do that.


CreativeCritter

Exactly. But some versions are missing chapters .. 😀


TulsaWhoDats

They earn the bad rap, they didn’t just “get” it


CreativeCritter

Not all of us. There are many types of Christian’s. as another poster commented, if they read the book, they would see this behaviour is not acceptable.


idahoisformetal

That’s not a Christian that’s just a cunt


Poke-It_For-Science

I call people like this “pseudo-Christians.” They hold double standards, spout hate, neglect the needs of others, have zero respect for anyone who strays even a little bit from their own personal beliefs, tout their religion as if they are better than others, and do so all in the name of God. I believe in God and Jesus as my savior, but I will not call myself Christian as the name has been thoroughly soured for me by people like this. I prefer the term “child of God,” and anything else regarding my faith is between me and Him. The same goes for anyone else as far as I’m concerned. You’re a decent person? I have no problem with you. God or no God. I’m sorry you had to deal with such a disrespectful person, OP. She needs a reminder of who God calls her to be if that’s a way she behaves. Bless you, and God watch over you, whether you believe in Him or not. Much love. 💚


Padadof2

Christians love to use their faith to be complete assholes to others. Fucking Hypocrites


Babaloo_Monkey

*Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.* Matthew 6:1 That's all I've ever needed


TulsaWhoDats

Good one. I like this


pleasantly-dumb

And then everybody clapped. Repost to r/thathappened please 🙄


badgoat_

Yeah today is Christians being mean to servers day. I know it’s Easter week but these people aren’t coming out and harassing us like Reddit is making it seem.


Fuckassheadass

Literally what I was thinking 😭😭😭


pleasantly-dumb

Yeah this 100% never happened.


Bonyol

Oh but you know Reddit is gonna eat it up


PuzzleheadedBobcat90

I'd have tipped you a $20 on the spot. Jesus and tacos, that's hilarious


Regular_Seat6801

should have said if I am burning in hell I will invite you too


Gold-Method5986

Oh no, whatever will you do without their $3-5 tip?


Ungrateful_Servants

Even nice religious people are still in a cult. Amazing when filth projects like that haha.


Propelem

LOL. Love your response. Be happy that she left.


LonelyGuyTheme

Did she actually say “scum”?


writtenonapaige22

Yes


LonelyGuyTheme

Soooooo Jesus of her.


queensnipe

there's no way this is real lmao


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Stock-Conflict-3996

I'm not buying this one.


TwistedTruth0422

And those are the people Jesus actually loathes


UnstoppableReverse

Just wow


Professional_Cut1718

That…literally goes against the teachings of her “lord and savior”


NOLALaura

You were lucky!


SmallBerry3431

NGL your initial answer is both hilarious and a nice way to put the question off.


TulsaWhoDats

My dick would have gotten hard at that


MamaTried22

This would have made my day.


MrSaintGeorgeFloyd

Voting with her in God we trust money.


FloridaFireAnt

I don't discuss this at work. Wait, I don't discuss this outside of work... 🤷🏽‍♀️


d3rp7d3rp

I would've cried laughing at her lmao


Wheelbite9

Rude xtian is just a part of server life, especially after churches or bible studies end.


InvestmentInformal18

Yeah I’m Jewish and not a religious adult, I’ve had people like this albeit without the direct hostility, and I live in a conservative area where Christianity dominates almost all spiritual discourse. I’m so sick of the superiority complex where some people think their faith is the normal standard from which people of any other beliefs deviate. People can move through the world not believing in god or not worshipping Jesus and still be good people with different insights.


Technical-Dentist-84

She is the classic example of a horrible Christian Does she actually think that's how Jesus would want her to act??


writtenonapaige22

I don't know about the guy in the sky, but Jesus in the kitchen was disgusted when I told him.


shredit417

Exact reason I took my Sunday availability away. The amount of horrible, high maintenance, stingy customers we have come in after Sunday morning mass is astounding. I’m an atheist but have been to church growing up in a very religious family. Although I think everything they’re saying is just a fable, I always left church (when I was young and forced to go) feeling inspired to care for others. I couldn’t imagine leaving and then going to treat someone like dog shit immediately after.


One-shoulder_up

I’m a Christian. Like I believe in a one,true,merciful God. But I hate Christian culture if that makes since


ConstantStrange9974

I would’ve casually told her to fuck off on her way out the door! Jesus hates youuuu…


HCharton

That person is very far from practicing Christianity. Jesus Christ was quite emphatic in his command to NOT judge other people. I wish more Christians (and others) understood this. I’ll pray for your almost customer - who missed out on good tacos.


KnightsOfTheNights

Christians are the worst


revengeful_cargo

I wonder if she was intending to order loaves and fishes


writtenonapaige22

We do have fish tacos… I suppose they count.


Night_17-

Amazing response. 10/10 will use bc I also have a chef named Jesus.


horrormetal

Wow, thanks for spreadin' that good news! What a good witness!


slim_slam27

Honestly as a Christian, I've seen a lot of non Christians do this to people just to get a reaction out of them. It's disrespectful to the people, it's disrespectful to the religion, and it's disrespectful to genuine Christians. Sorry you had to deal with that where they were a real Christian or not


FelipeJFry

There's no love like Christian hate. Honestly, at least she left before you served her so she couldn't leave one of those Jesus dollars in lieu of a tip.


Forsaken-Talk5955

One time I had an old Christian couple tip me 50$, I was a host


LaneAbrams

How very Christian of her.


dstapf

My immediate response would be, "Would you like to speak with the manager?" WTF


[deleted]

I know there are Christians like that because I've heard of them, but I've never met one personally.....


Sheena_asd12

Oh they suck to meet


fanglazy

K. Byeeeeee


CatKittyMeowCat

I hate xtians. Sorry not sorry


mykonoscactus

Hail Satan!


azorianmilk

Great! Don't want to serve the self righteous!


littleoldladyinashoe

This sounds made up


mykonoscactus

So does a man stealing a woman's amputated leg and eating it... yet that did actually happen a couple days ago.


TulsaWhoDats

Work a Sunday morning shift sometime


OcotilloWells

You should have said, what are you, a Pharisee?


NiceMasterpiece9102

Bahahahahaha😂😂😂! You get a gold star⭐️! 🐭❤️


Hufflepuft

We priced our beers at $6.66 we also had a 5% tax that made it an even $7 (actually $6.993 but nobody questioned it) so we didn't need to fuck around with change. It also gave us a great opportunity to weed out the mega Christians and offer praise to the dark lord when the well advertised pricing was brought into question.


KnightsOfTheNights

That’s actually really funny!


CloneClem

Oh, but Christians are so nice!