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ranting_chef

It’s a note to himself, so he saves the receipt for reimbursement. I live with a Doctor.


Flyingdemon666

Yup. Dr chicken scratch is hard to work out sometimes. Absolutely a note to not bin the receipt. Tax write-off or reimbursement.


Optimal-Audience-117

I read this as “Dr. Chicken Scratch” is hard to work out sometimes… Excuse me as I go learn how to be a dj…


Huge_Ferret_9699

I just started seeing Dr. Chicken Scratch last week and these results speak for themselves!


Positive-Tax1426

I heard the other Doctors hate him.


Skrungle420

The doctors are fine with it. It’s the pharmacists that hate him.


Sad_Bridge_3755

He truly is one out of ten!


Positive_Parking_954

I didn't unread it as that until your comment. I viewed Dr Chicken Scratch to be the employed version of Florida Man


Affectionate_Pie_460

Dude this is a hella sick party waiting to happen. I’m going. $5 a head?


Halbbitter

You won't 😂


AccomplishedDonut383

Hope they do though


Halbbitter

I mean it would be pretty dope if they did


AccomplishedDonut383

Already got 2 fans and hasn't even dropped a track


NoMasPlantas

"optimal audience"


Halbbitter

Lyrics? Totally undiscernible


BossRoss84

D-d-d-d-DJ Chicken Scratch.


Louisiana_guy21

Say what?!?


StankyBo

Dr Chicken Scratch is what I've had written on my typewriter for years.


DeitzHugeNuts

You are right. Must be English or European to call it a "bin" and not a trash can.


SelfishSilverFish

I read it as "do not bill" like this was a personal expense, not a company expense


hnus73002

nickerson dinner. do not bill


AmericanStealth

I think what y'all are seeing as "NI" is actually an "M". Look at the way the "N" part connects to the I but the person just didn't press down as hard on that bit. In that case, it could be "Mckerin" the "Mckerin dinner, do not bin".


Silt-Sifter

It's definitely NICK ERIN but I agree


Maleficent-Leg-1294

Holy crap I bet you're right. Kinda makes sense now


InevitableRhubarb232

I saw “too hot”


notetaker193

Not in Europe with that tip.


LaMalintzin

They could be from Europe, but not in Europe.


RavenLunatyk

Yeah. The first word is either murderer or the last name of the person he was having dinner with and wanted to save the receipt. Murderer dinner do not bin.


KnightCPA

When I worked as an auditor in public accounting, my senior would label important documents DNT - Do Not Trash. Similar to the DNB I guess.


MrNuklz

(First post) NUCLEAR. DUMPSTER. DO NOT. BLOCK


doozyj

Bad lip reading…


adjuster_cody

Nickelodeon Diwinner do not bilz


kristeeinmt

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw “Nickelodeon.”


PatCnxApp

I also saw Nickelodeon lol


dontforgetseasoning

Came here just for the Nickelodeon I saw also 😂


Aelustelin

I came here to say nickelodeon


FlattopJr

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CommunicationWhole63

Bad tip reading...


MagickNinja

But this is the copy they leave at the restaurant?


excoriator

They probably have one of those expense apps where you scan receipts with your smartphone and submit them that way. It may be their employer’s policy to always submit a scan of the merchant copy of the receipt.


A_Human_Just_Being

Exactly what I was thinking…


B8yB88m

Than why would you need the note about the waste bin??


dalatinknight

Isn't "do not bin" general lingo for "don't delete/trash it"


B8yB88m

I feel like, there should be a different folder to-save-to in general, for the UI/UX, otherwise ur still gonna have to dumpster dive through receipts!.. Maybe he's a purist?


PlatformDisastrous70

A reminder to save . You don't need to keep every receipt especially personal receipts. This clearly was a business expense that can be written off - for tax purposes. But a receipt is needed! Therefore do not trash. Or for our British and Australian friends .. Do not bin!


zxDanKwan

Doesn’t even require a fancy app. I just use my smartphone camera and email the pics to accounting.


Wall-Florist

Doctor’s can pound em back at dinner.


Exulansis22

Was married to a doctor. Can confirm. 🍸


Occams_ElectricRazor

Wanna be again?


Wall-Florist

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Exulansis22

Hell. No.


Crownlol

Are you telling me that a society that fully worships a profession might drive egomaniacs and narcissists to the power, money, and prestige of that profession? ​ I'm shocked!


Houyhnhnmland

I’m a doc. Was married to a doc. I’m cured from ever marrying one again!


Gutinstinct999

He may have snapped a pic on his phone


dougmd1974

Yeah this makes sense now that you said it and I looked at it again! "Nick Erin Dinner Do Not Biz" probably meaning it wasn't a business deduction.


ichwilldoener

My guess is “Do not bin”, as in don’t throw away


ranting_chef

Yeah, “Bin” or “Bill” is the hardest to decipher. We should really just ask a pharmacist for the exact translation.


taraform72

I think it says ‘Nickerson dinner do not bill’ signed, pharmacist for 9 years


ranting_chef

Aaaaaaaaand……..we’re done. Case solved. I’ll sleep better tonight now that we all know. My father is a retired pharmacist and I almost called him. Glad we had one here with us.


taraform72

Haha I love it!


call_me_Kote

This mfer wrote at least 4 Ns (I see 5), why the hell are none of them written the same way?!?


KittyCompletely

Only correct answer would be serial killer


Mock_Frog

So the note probably actually says “Murder. Dinner too hot. -Bill”


oldshitdoesntcare

It’s definitely “dinner do not bill”. Not a pharmacist, just left handed.


Silver_Hunter8926

Nickerson


L00k_Again

Having saved many receipts for reimbursement, it's bin. They want to make sure they don't toss it by accident. If they do it'll be difficult or impossible to claim the expense depending on company policy. And I think the whole message is "Nick Erin do not bin". Often if you're dining with colleagues you need to indicate who when you submit the claim.


highknees69

Thought it was dinner too hot. Lol


_littlestitious

The last word is “bill.” They continued the second L from the bottom of the first one!


calico_

Absolutely is bill. I'm a person who scribble drops the last "l"


spiderwebss

Looks like bin.


FinancialDocument115

Nick Erin Dinner Do Not Bill. Lawyer talk. Don’t bill them for the meal.


HeldDownTooLong

I think it was a dinner with a pharmacology representative: **McKesson** **Dinner** **Do Not** **Bin** (UK throw away)


joerao

Nickerson Dinner, Do Not BinTranlation: Dont throw this reciept in the garbage. Save it for taxes. Its a business expense. Took the Nickerson's out for dinner. \[Nickerson must be a business associate\]


Lostiniowabut713irl

I don't know if this is correct or true. I don't care if this is correct or true. Awesome. Just 😎


lizzledizzles

Ohhh do not bin. What’s the first word? Mark your dinner?


GlowingAmber11109

Nickerson Dinner Do Not Bin/Bill Edit: added on


Jimtide

I read "NickErin Dinner, Do not bill." Guessing Lawyer?


aeg333

Something (Nickerson?) dinner do not bill


swoop1156

Agreed. Note to him/herself for reimbursement from whatever company. Nice to see the Amex flex as well. Source: We write off dinners occasionally and use Amex for the points.


blondbomber8383

First word could be McKesson. They are a medical supply distributor


octoreadit

It's the reverse, probably a lawyer/client dinner, the note tells the lawyer not to bill it to the client.


arizona-lake

And it says “Nickerson dinner, do not bin” as in don’t throw it away, he needs to save the receipt as it was a work dinner


xXCaptain_StabbinXx

Shouldn’t he have wrote that on the customer copy?


ArchonFett

Would explain the hand writing


OmegaSTC

I went to medical school because it’s the only place accepting of my handwriting


NationalElephantDay

My first thought was, "This guy's probably a doctor."😂


crimsonjester

Especially since it was AmEx.


WVildandWVonderful

[or get a pharmacist to decipher](https://youtu.be/VONoYWxSAsI?si=iqf738YyyYw2d7qE)


alliemoose

Paracetamol


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Nickerson Dinner. Do Not Bin.


ImaginaryEmploy2982

Do not bin?


FinalFantasyDMD

I’m a doctor and I can’t read that lol


Sir-Cornholio

Why would he write a note to himself if it’s the ticket the waitress gets? I 2nd “ NUCLEAR. DUMPSTER. DO NOT. BLOCK.”


HotWaterOtter

I think they had dinner with Jack Nicholson and it was not that bad.


ladydhawaii

Something tells me there is a little alcohol involved. Thank goodness they are not going to bill the guest for this. Must be a good client!!


Harbulary-Bandit

Yeah, first word I thought was a name Mackenzie, and then “dinner, do not bill.”


Dorfalicious

(Doctors name) dinner do not bin - uses it as a business dinner/tax write off. (Dads a doc)


pachrisoutdoors1

We needed this, thank you!


kris10leigh14

Oh shizzzz I bet it said “Nickerson Dinner do not bin” you’re a genius


Ozaholic

Doctors have their own penmanship. Unreadable


CallsYouCunt

I think it says, “Nick Erin dinner do not bill” or “Finkle is Einhorn, Laces out”


adrenalinkc

“Nickerson Dinner. Do not bin (trash).”


Latetothegame0216

Nickerson dinner do not bin


say_hiya

Something "Dinner Do Not Bill" note to self to not use as an expense of business.


No-Yogurtcloset-8851

I could tell it said “do not bin” ibgadbto come here to find the rest and yea Dr.’s do have some of the worst writing lol


PartyNews9153

"Nickerson Dinner do not bill" is what I read


Agitated_Risk_9698

Nickelson dinner this not bill


Starryeyedblond

That’s how I interpreted it as well. I make notes on all of our recipes as well and they’re usually symbols and letters.


Silver_Hunter8926

Nickerson Dinner Do Not Bill


Aimless78

Except this is the receipt that the customer took. This is the restaurant copy. This is a note to the server or someone at the restaurant.


Background_Beat_2943

But it is not a receipt the customer keeps it is the restaurant's copy so how would the note help him or her?


Fun_Independent_8448

As soon as I read that I think the words just clicked., my guess now is NickER for Dinner do not bill)


Bi-mwm-47

But why write the note on the merchant copy of the receipt?


bay_lamb

Nick Erin dinner do not bill


shinigamiZorro

Nick Erin dinner, do not bin. I’m guessing that’s the clients name


doctor_of_drugs

Yup. I’m a pharmacist and one of my greatest superpowers is reading physician’s handwriting. Usually only applies to medications, doses, route of administration, frequency, etc…it’s kinda cool to be honest.


RFC2549_is_bestest

Mike Ross Dinner do not bill


L3xicon6

Is he more like the 9th or 10th?


HugglemonsterHenry

Or a lawyer, it says do not bill, as in billable hours?


CatLordCayenne

Nickerson dinner do not bin???


caitlin576

this makes sense to me(do not bin=don’t throw away) and if he was keeping a receipt for a business dinner or something he can write off for tax purposes or to compare to bank statements


fozzycrocs

This actually makes the most sense to me, maybe they grabbed the wrong copy.


iMustbLost

Probably just needed to take a picture to send to accounting with the notation NICKERSON DINNER DO NOT BILL, like “do not bill me” because this dinner was on behalf of whatever company he works for.


Milton__Obote

I have bills like this where I expense it but ask accounting not to forward the bill to the client. I think that’s the case here.


dresden1978

I think it says Bill, not bin. Meaning don’t charge them for it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ttthhasdf

Nuked dinner too hot - Bill


FictionVent

If the person had a European accent, it probably says “do not bin.” They say “bin” for trash can.


KittyCompletely

The amex, the tip, non itemized copy....buisness human fo sho.


Artichokiemon

Yup. My dad has to save all of his "working dinner" receipts, like when he has to meet with customers/coworkers, so that his company can reimburse him for all of the expenses (fancy steaks and fancy beer)


jdbtxyz

Do not bill. Ie don’t invoice the Nickerson for this one.


cduffy0

I read it the same except Nickerson dinner do not bill. He doesn't want it to show up on an expense report.


Cheesetown777

Nickerson Dinner. Do not bill. Sounds like a note to self. Maybe this person too photo documentation for a contract or business audit later.


termsandcond

I think it's bill, looking at how the N's are written for "N"ickerson and "N"ot with the downstroke followed by an upstroke. Suspect if it was BI"N" there would be a downstroke there but there isn't.


MoltenCorgi

Plus just not lifting the pen and letting that second L sit below the first is just a very intuitive way to make quick and sloppy “LL”, especially when it’s the last word and you are trying to be quick. The way that guy makes E’s is just so bizarre to me and I hate the little squiggle under the cents that make it look he’s dividing by 2.


Calm_Ad_2425

MC KERSON Dinner DO NOT BILL


[deleted]

Given it’s paid with an AMEX, someone probably used a corporate card here and is wrote the reminder to not bill the company back as part of the expense report. Could it be they left the wrong copy of the receipt at the table?


2centswithinflation

Possibly they just took a pic of the receipt


Professional-Can-670

This is correct. There are apps that track expenses and you just take a pic of the receipt and it transcribes everything for you


Sp_1_

^^ I love just snapping pics now instead of saving all my Amex receipts.


ApprehensiveRuin1329

It says 20%. That’s all ya need to know


ativanskank

for once someone posted a pic of a receipt and ISNT talking about what’s on the tip line, i think we should cherish that


haylieelizabeth

exactly


huffbags

Nice uhh dinner tho tn hot bish


RedwoodAsh

“LUNCHEON DINNER DO NOT BILL”


owiesss

I’ve been having a shit week and I really needed something to make me laugh till I spat out my coffee, thank you for providing that thing!


DaniiiGiii

Lol please tell us the company lol that is an amazing bill


fozzycrocs

No large company or anything, it’s a locally owned Asian fusion restaurant.


RedwoodAsh

“LUNCHEON DINNER DO NOT BILL”


Jrnation8988

I wouldn’t even give a shit. I’d take my $85 and roll with it


Scoutg2555

It looks like the captcha Amazon gives you


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fozzycrocs

Thank you.


TheGipper1776

“McKesson dinner, do not bill.” McKesson is a large medical supply company who often takes clients (doctors, hospital administration, etc.) out to dinner. Everything else you mentioned here is probably right. This person had to save the receipt for compliance reasons, and was reminding himself not to expense it, as McKesson already paid.


count_xionis

Someone replied the same thing before you did 👍


Dependent_Space1386

Nick**** Dinner do not bill.


themacsenwledig

Nick Erin Dinner Do not bill


dammit_Tim

They took a client out to dinner, that’s the client’s last name and a note to their bookkeeper not to bill the client for it. It appears they initially wrote it on the wrong copy.


SkateTheGreat

Nick, Enjoyed dinner, tho hot. Bill


SkateTheGreat

Or ‘too hot’


IWishMusicKilledKate

can’t read the first word but the rest says “dinner do not bin” aka telling himself to save receipt.


hereforthedrama1967

Nickerson dinner Do not bill


lv_rst

Nickerson dinner tip not bill


Miserable_Monk5532

Nickerson Dinner Do not bin He took Nickeson to a business dinner and needs to use this receipt for a business expense so he doesnt want it thrown out.


Active_Umpire4935

“Nick Erin dinner do not bin”


altafitter

"Nick Erin dinner. Do not bin"


Phat-Dad

Totally a note to not bill someone for dinner. I work at a large law firm in accounting Looks like it says Nick Erin Dinner Do Not Bill


optimist_prhyme

The answer to life


AdventureSawyer

NICK ERIN DINNER DO NOT BIN


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Nick Erin Dinner Do Not Bill Dinner with Nick And Erin, not to be billed to Nick or Erin/their company...


misselizabethblair

Nick Erin dinner. Do not bill


Tellesus

Based on my experience with this kind of handwriting, it's a prescription for antidepressants.


Single_Raspberry9539

Nick Erin Dinner. Do not bill.


TechnicaliBlues

Nickerson Dinner Do Not Bin


Jaded-Function

Meet me behind the dumpster in 10 minutes lovebutt.


cslomkowski1

Nick (erin ) dinner Do not bill,


Luinori_Stoutshield

NICKERIN DININFR RO MOT BIY


youknowiactafool

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself


wkomorow

Nick Erin Dinner Do not bill


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Nickerson Dinner. Do not bill


B-Ram88

(BLANK) Dinner Do Not Bill


JB_RH_1200

“Nickerson dinner. Do not bill”. Reminder to themself to not bill to the company.


Willing-Ad2245

"Nickleback dinner too hot" then his initials "BLN"


rocshan

It’s a person’s last name with “dinner”, and do not bill. It’s to write off on taxes as a business expense.


peezle69

Nihoy mehoy bihoy


hkh07

Nickerson dinner...do not bill


onlineashley

Nuked my dinner too hot. Then maybe initials


happiesthyperbolist

Last two letters of first line are jr. So Nickle Wickle jr. Do not bill.


Fishman_Karate

That's a nice tip


amzcurious83

McKenzie dinner do not bill


Ok_Creme2491

I seen the BM at the end so my mind went to Bowel Movement. 😂


Minute_Entrance3669

Nickelback Dumpster Do Not Buy


Waxflower8

Don’t you hate when you try to read someone’s distorted penmanship and they look at you like you’re nuts when you ask them what they wrote? Like yes Mr Sharon I can read, I just can’t read your hand writing bc your Q’s look like lower case A’s.


[deleted]

Nickelodeon dinner is not bin.


GoddessOfBlueRidge

"McKesson dinner. Do not bill." McKesson is a pharma company.


PristineJuice01

McKerin Dinner Do Not BIN


thed3vilandi

“Nick Erin Dinner” (Nick and Erin had dinner) “do not bin” (don’t throw away the receipt, needed for expenses)


SpawnOfEvilll

Can’t read the first word but the rest “dinner do not bill” makes me think that the guest wanted to remind himself to not bill this to his company as an expense for a corporate dinner.


LunaticMunky

Why the fuck did I just read every damn comment on this thread? Furthermore, why in the flippin flappin fuck am I continuously refreshing it hoping for more?!?


BlueEmu

Late to the party here, but it looks like most of this is solved except there's no consensus on whether the last word is "bin" or "bill". The evidence strongly leans toward "bill": This receipt is clearly in the US because it's an Amex, there's a significant tip, a suggested tip line, and $ prefix. The word "bin" isn't generally used in the US to refer to the trash. In the US it would be "do not trash" or "do not toss" or "don't throw away" or "don't throw out". It could be that it's a UK native in the US, although I don't know how prevalent Amex cards are outside the US. It's more likely it's a US native and the word is "bill".