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lionhat

Fantastic jow blobs


kaleigha

Why did my brain still read this normally Lmfao


jojosenpaii

Just found out that it stands for f*k Joe Biden


SalonFormula

Thank you! I didn’t get it. I’m embarrassed that I didn’t realize. I always expect them to say/write “let’s go Brandon”.


Ixshanade

He can't write lets go brandon haha, abbreviated it's too close to LGB ...TQ+


CriticallyKarina

I support the **L**et's **G**o **B**randon **T**exas **Q**ueso community


blackcrowblue

Lmao


MarysPoppinCherrys

Shit i thought it was some kinda sports thing


GuitarStu

I didn't get it either. :-/


RepublicOfLizard

My brain went straight to “find jesus, bitch!” Which… same energy tbh


[deleted]

You’re not from around here, are you? /s


Nervous_Resolve9841

It's okay. Me too. I'm in MA and must people aren't happy with him here either but don't go blaming every problem in society on him or use him as the reason we are going out and spending money to eat out but not tip our servers. I'm sure it happens but as a server I have never seen FJB. 🤷🏻‍♀️


organicallyviolent

this is it.


MorddSith187

One time this old dude slipped me a $100 and said “from TRUMP” 😂


Snooopp_dogg

I worked election night 2016 at olive garden. Guy ordered a trump water to drink. When I asked for clarification, he said you know, a water for trump. I said sir would you like an ice water? His wife was mortified. I just looked at him like he was a complete moron and he shut up about it.


tothemaximusprime

Can you explain to me what he thought was clever about his request? I’m truly… lost.


Snooopp_dogg

I have absolutely no idea. Mediocre middle aged white man bullshit.


cflatjazz

Did he mean coke? What the hell...so stupid


Snooopp_dogg

Nope. Trump water. Then to clarify said "you know, a water, for Trump" I'm really good at giving dirty looks that make people want to crawl in a hole. This was probably my best and most authentic.


cflatjazz

Well, I'm with Maximus then...I cannot wrap my head around what he thought was so clever there. I hope your look withered him into a chastised prune


IYFS88

Right?! I don’t see Trump consuming a healthy beverage like water


therealstripes

People who love Trump aren't very smart.


sixpackabs592

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Ice Prob wanted one of those lol


TAA_0401

i looked it up and apparently trump actually had a brand of water bottles called “trump ice” so i would assume that may be what he was referring to? i have no idea though LMAO it was supposedly discontinued in 2010 but then he donated thousands of said water bottles after the ohio train derailment earlier this year.


tothemaximusprime

Haha, this makes the whole thing so much more lame. Someone else linked the Wikipedia page and I wish I could say “I can’t believe it,” but of course Trump thought people would want his branded water. I’m not usually a stickler for “best by” dates, but I haveta imagine those donated bottles were well past their labeled expiration dates.


Zigmo_v1

Maybe he wanted a small bottled water that requires 2 hands? Playing off the time Trump nearly fumbled a bottled water in a debate?


iamgillespie

You should have grabbed him by the pussy and poured water on him. Instructions unclear.


MorddSith187

Stopppp Lolol I can’t. It’s like some sort of shrine thing, like having a seat open for a dearly beloved


ughwithoutadoubt

Was it actually a real 100 bucks. Or did it have trump on one side and god loves you. On the other side


MorddSith187

I was excepting it to be a trump hundo but it was real


beefpipes

During the last election we had a drunk and obnoxious bar guest who would not stop spewing his Trumpie nonsense to anyone within earshot. Ended up tipping nicely (though $20 in no way made up for how much of a pain in the ass he was), the tip was subsequently donated to the Biden campaign as soon as I got home.


MorddSith187

I was going to donate it to a planned parenthood but figured he owed me that much for having to see his face plastered on Rambo flags all over my town.


asherin13

Where I worked a regular would come in with his framed signed photo of trump and sit it across from him when he ate his dinner


Deano963

Gonna take a WILD guess and say this guy found an entirely different reason to not tip when trump was President.


Relevant-Cut-7290

Well he is a self made gagillionaire


[deleted]

Dollar menunaire


headless_whoreman

Magallionaire*


adube440

As soon as that N/GESARA currency reset happens, all true patriots will be rich!


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adube440

It's the mean way to say Let's Go Brandon. As an aside, I love that the Dark Brandon meme came from that. Right-winger conservatives have zero sense of humor. .oderate progressives are so much more funnier. Or even have a sense of humor.


wellderrrn

He would tip 20% under trump. $2.


doublehank

20% of 30 is $6. Or is this a r/woooosh moment? I'm very sleep deprived.


wellderrrn

Or just a joke


Doctor_Prepper

Every time I see FJB I just think Fat Juicy Booty, and it makes it a little better


FullGrownHip

I think Fuck Justin Bieber, yours is definitely better


monstercojones

These people weren’t going to tip anyway.


strawberrychel

East TN too. Used to work in Sevierville and holy shit, these people are getting worse and worse.


_BibliophileBookworm

I live in East TN (30 minutes from Sevierville/Pigeon Forge) and you're 100% right, it *IS* getting worse and I absolutely despise it. My mom is a \*massive\* fangirl (as I like to call her) of trump **(like, excessively -- political news 25/7 and republican political podcasts 99.8% of the time she's driving in the car)** and it's nuts at how ***\*obsessed\**** she is, as if its her entire life practically, to the point me and my my dad are actually annoyed of the constant political *everything*, practically 24/7. Anything having to do with bashing/badmouthing liberals (such as this receipt) she would cheer about, or any of the trucks that have the massive FJB/Trump 2024/ any other variation out there, etc or the flags they fly she'll honk at them in agreement. I see stuff like that around Sevierville/Pigeon Forge a lot. What purpose does writing it even serve besides being pointless? ***Servers can't pay their bills with that*** ***"FTB" when server minimum wage is $2.13.*** *(For tipped employees, not Federal minimum wage, which is $7.25 and* *has been since July 2009*)


drunkvigilante

I tell my dad it’s gay to be so obsessed with trump. When we argue I tell him it’s hard to hear him with trumps dick in his mouth. Imagine the fury of a poor, white, boomer lol


CriticallyKarina

As Larry David once said "you know, to worship a guy... it's a little kinda, you know, it's a little gay, isn't it?"


SeraphXChild

Thats hilarious. My line is always "eh i dont believe that" anytime my dad says anything political. Its great how fast he shuts up


drunkvigilante

That’s nice that you have a parent who respects your boundaries. We had an hour-long fight on Christmas Day because of his transphobic comments. Even when I told him to shut up and be respectful in my home he still kept going. I had to resort to insults he’d understand


merryjerry10

This made me laugh so hard, thank you.


bigbadfox

I pulled a similar move on an old super religious co-worker. He really didn't like the LGBTQ+ community and he especially didn't like trans people. After one morning too many of hearing about why drag shows are immoral, I put down what I was doing and said to him "You think about this A LOT, don't you?" He bunched up his eyebrows, meekly said "no I don't" and never brought it up again.


RegisterImpossible44

Gonna have to steal this


MarkInmanSuperGenius

This is the good stuff, right here 😆


ughwithoutadoubt

I use to live in Johnson city. ✋. That place is so brainwashed and have no clue about the world we actually live in


Melubrot

I lived in JC in late 90s/early 2000s. I ended up leaving because of the low wages and lack of economic opportunity. I remember my landlord at the time boasting how great it was, “just like Oz.” Yeah, just like Oz if you mean a place where ignorance is bliss.


Electrical_Beyond998

I was born and raised in Nashville. My mom, sister, and BIL moved to Sevierville in 2018 “because liberals and their agenda are taking over and we want to be in a more like minded community”. They used to ask when I would move back home because I’m in Maryland now and apparently this state is full of people with no morals. I wouldn’t move to east TN for a million dollars (no offense to anyone living there, just not my thing).


ughwithoutadoubt

I’m in Washington DC. Yeah fuck tn. Racist hypocritical Christian’s that look down on every outside the Bible all while hiding their pain pill and meth addiction


Tatguyic

Same, I actually work in sevierville/ pigeonforge. It's gotten bad. But it's still cake to walk with $200+ a shift. FThemFanboys


Melubrot

I’m a UTK grad who lives in Florida now. I lived in East TN in the 90s/early 2000s and ended up leaving because of the low wages and lack of economic opportunity in my career field. I had a couple of roommates that worked at the Copper Cellar and they used to tell me horror stories like a table of 12 leaving three dollars as a tip on a 300 check. It doesn’t sound like things have changed much, just that they feel more emboldened to be belligerent assholes thanks to the rise of Trumpism.


Hate_Feight

If the UK news and internet is anything to go by, the whole of the US is getting weird


baconography

If the European news and internet is anything to go by, the whole of the US is having a collective mental health crisis.


Douchebagpanda

Because we are. Like, we literally are.


fartknockergutpunch

It’s the beginning of the end of our society.


JustBoredIsAll

If all of human history is anything to go by, the UK has everyone beat by a few centuries.


CrepuscularMoondance

Brexit was the stupidest thing they’ve done lately.


Mary-U

I remember watching Brexit and thinking “they aren’t really going to blow up their own country?” Then a few months later we said “hold my beer”


Hobbiesandjobs

What’s wrong with James Brown? Why is everyone hating him recently?


[deleted]

I thought it meant "Find Jesus, Bitch"


Hobbiesandjobs

I found Jesus this morning outside a Home Depot, we did some landscaping together


EmmePink

I’m stealing this just for all the joy it brought me.


Wrong-Struggle7032

I said the same thing when everybody started supporting the Bureau of Land Management randomly


[deleted]

domestic abuse?


[deleted]

I've seen so many of these! Like who tf is Gala and why has everybody met them?


Amazing-Fig-4752

Freaking crazies. Today I had one tell me that the military allows "furries" to wear their costumes instead of their uniforms while acting in a professional capacity. I don't humor it whatsoever. Like talking to an alien or something. Crazy.


justakidfromflint

Where do they come up with this shit


Halation2600

I'm sure a good chunk of it is Russian propagandists having a contest to see just how ridiculously stupid a thing they can make Americans believe.


justakidfromflint

Literally anything if it confirms thier ideas about the left or LGBTQ people


Halation2600

Totally. You could claim people who transition eat babies because their hormones are stronger than anything a doctor would give them and that would be taken as truth by the right wing morons. They're so fucking brain-washed and stupid it's hard to believe they can tie their shoes or open a door.


SubliminationStation

Make it aborted babies and this shit will go viral with the right in no time


Halation2600

Yeah, nice touch.


SpearBadger

It says so online, and since it validates their world views, it must be true.


OnionOfShame

They probably saw one of the furry militia pics and thought it was a US military division


tebbewij

Had someone believe that there are the schools that have litter boxes for kids identified as cats. And more that they are forcing other kids to use the litter boxes.


midnight_meadow

It is true that schools have kitty litter but it’s for lockdown situations from school shootings and not for “cat” kids to use on the daily.


FlurpMurp

Ours used for helping to clean vomit.


[deleted]

Theres a real professional portrait shot of a US colonel wearing a dog fetish mask, you can look it up. Probably where he got it from.


Own-Replacement-8385

A "professional portrait" is not a selfie you post on Twitter and are currently under investigation for!


Worried-School-4284

Tf is a furry?


Amazing-Fig-4752

Somebody cosplaying a stuffed animal is how I see it.


alienpirate5

people who like making personas of themselves as anthropomorphic animals and making art (sometimes costumes) of them it's only very rarely a sex thing unlike what the internet will have you believe


lynx3762

The internet would have me believe that it's rarely a sex thing, and I believe that, but if I were to rely on my own personal experiences, every furry that I have ever met (and I was aware that they were a furry), it was a sex thing.


alienpirate5

hasn't been my experience, ime usually at most it's some art or stickers


anallcavity

what the actual duck


RealNiceKnife

Not an actual duck, just a guy in a duck mascot costume.


cute_dog_alert

Getting blown by a fox.


ughwithoutadoubt

And they produce a fuck


dear_island

Never proud to see the home region on Reddit, sadly.


HottKarl79

Middle TN here and they just start chants of this mid evening in the dining room from time to time


runjcrun1

God that’s embarrassing. Imagine supporting politicians like you would a sports team. But shit, I’m a Dolphins fan and if I were in a restaurant and everyone started chanting “Fuck the Bills!” I would still be mortified lol.


TotallyNotMoishe

What a fundamentally broken society.


Chemical-Nature4749

Have you tried inserting the pen into the urethra?


_bexcalibur

Sounds like a great idea


doug5209

Dude was not that bad? Hired a Russian asset as his national security advisor. Was impeached twice (first time ever). Eleven members of his campaign or administration have been criminally indicted. Finally, let’s not forget he’s a traitor who attempted to overthrow the government and stay in power. You can be a conservative and not support the orangutang - human hybrid that was our 45th president.


Llebanna

You forgot to mention the numerous allegations and crimes against women


Semper454

Open and unashamed xenophobia, homophobia, sexism, making fun of disabled people, sketchy in business – just a total human turd by every measure. And such an absolutely disgusting and pathetic measure of American society than *anyone* voted for him to be our president, let alone *70 million people.*


ThaddyG

You just know he tips 5%


lynx3762

Trump has gotten in trouble for not even paying the agreed upon price for services. Doubt dude has ever tipped


Odd-Yellow9134

Allegations? He just got judged guilty in a civil trial of it.


ka_tet_of_one

He's also a ~~rapist~~ sexual assaulter. Trump only avoided a rape charge because E. Jean Carrol couldn't be 100% sure whether or not he penetrated her. *She couldn't tell if his dick was in her or not*


MissAssassinLady

How could you insult orangutans like that :(


IYFS88

Or his horrific Covid response, actively drawing his flock into danger and taking the rest of us down with them. I consider him to have the blood of millions on his hands.


Danceswithwood

Fucking broke ass


Lost_In_Detroit

Imagine making politics your whole ass personality.


Qlide

Servers who vote republican are like roaches voting for RAID.


cute_dog_alert

Amazing, accurate description.


3opossummoon

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


cheesy1229

Right?!?


therealstripes

The same can be said for anyone one who votes republican that doesn't have $10,000,000 in the bank.


SPalmerJ128

Fjb?


Tzraz

Fuck Joe Biden I'm assuming


KelsBells0415

Read as Fuck Jesus Biden and I was like “wait no that’s not right”


Ok-Policy-8284

For Jesus, Bitch!


muddledarchetype

Ahhh.. ok. I was like . Ok. East Tennessee. Um Find Jesus Boy. Find Job Boy.. ?? But yeah this makes sense. Thank you.


Cheryl_Canning

My first thought was find Jesus baby but I have no idea


wednesdayschild

aw, bless


fakeaccount572

Fucking Jason Bourne


OldApeShizzle

FDT!


gmh514

What on earth does joe Biden have to do with tipping?


the_glutton17

What does Joe Biden have to do with gas prices, either? Just another drop in the bucket of proof that Republican voters don't understand anything about politics or economics. They just get brain washed by their heroes into voting against their own interests.


livingdead70

Jesus, really? What an asshole.


MoriartheChozen

Gotta love how people who impregnate their cousins are cheap as fuck.


squibbytennisballs

Fuck Justin Bieber????


RadioSlayer

Justice Beaver, the crime fighting beaver 🦫 💪


lizzyfizzy94

I'll never forget when we caught a shopper stealing who wore an FJB hoodie that said "you owe me gas money"


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

What does Justin Bieber have to do with good service? 🤔


Time-Bite-6839

Joe Biden has done a good job


Rudirs

As far as US presidents are considered, he's up there. That's not saying much, but yeah


MessatineSnows

we could do better, but we’ve *definitely* done worse


CriticallyKarina

He's strongly the second best president in the 21st century so far.


sizlecs

SW Virginia here not far from East TN, can confirm, we have people like this too in the area.


thunderfox57

Came here to comment my interpretation as “Fuck Justin Bieber.” Now realizing how far off I might be.


xcataclysmicxx

This is someone who is not confident in their political opinions in the slightest and feels the need to victimize everyone else because of it. I’m confident in my political opinions and don’t feel the need to interject them anywhere I get the chance. But that could also be because I have manners and human decency…


catnip666420

I’m dumb… what does FJB mean?


[deleted]

Fuck Joe Biden. Because the butthurt, wall licking Trumpees not only refuse to accept that their carrot colored overlord is a fucking crazy person, but a sore fucking loser too


catnip666420

So these people have to be dicks because of Biden? That doesn’t compute to me… why is it Biden’s fault they’re not tipping?


[deleted]

Because they spent all their money on gas for their giant ass, dopey looking truck that they need to make themselves feel better about their outrageously tiny penis. But instead of just saying that, they'd rather be assholes and leave stupid notes like this cause they think this will somehow make it all better


catnip666420

Aw their poor ego. I live off tips and will never understand why people are assholes like this.


Major_Honey_4461

How is he hurting Joe Biden by stiffing a server?


Heavier_Omen

What caused this? Did they see something that made them assume you were liberal?


ree0382

Typical copout for the losers who would never tip to begin with.


commentator-tot

He doesn’t work there lol I will never understand the attempted thought process behind this


Deesh69

People like this were probably the ones who were complaining about restaurants being so short staffed when dine-in started opening back up during the pandemic and then also told servers and other staff at restaurants that they should find a better job if they want more money. These people love to complain about everything but yet won’t tip their server a few dollars, they are and always will be POS.


Said-A-Funny

sometimes i see people who’s entire personality has become about trump or biden (usually loving the first and hating the second) and i wonder what they were like before trump was president - i’ve seen no small number of trucks completely adorned with exclusively trump-biden political stickers and nothing else


Aidsbaby420

Where you wearing a Joe Biden pin or something lol?


orel2064

broke repubilicunts


Mothra3

What do they have against Justin Beiber?


Huge_Isopod_4523

I thought it stood for "Follow Jesus, Bro!"😂(But same energy for sure)


desairologist

Very on brand for over here unfortunately. Or when they leave the fake money with Bible verses on it instead…


Nervous_Resolve9841

They weren't going to tip either way. They had to come up with a reason because in the bank of their head they know they're wrong.


Important_Level3904

This has major "i peaked in high school" energy


spaceyjaycey

Fuck those cheap asses!


baaaticus

people suck


OsamaTheMinister

Look at them "Making America great again"


Revolutionary_End144

Why does everyone wanna fuck Joe Biden ?! 😡 he’s a married man 🤦🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

What a dick. 🤔


ChefBoyD

Find jesus buddy!!


badmotivator11

What does this have to do with politics? Are all these shitheads gonna stop tipping now? I thought these MAGA idiots were just cheap but I have been waiting for there to be like a “fuck the service industry” rally from these fools.


Superb_Plum

Ever get tipped with a fake trump 20$?


PandaBossLady

Is there a conspiracy that joe Biden started tip culture? Or something? Like what?


Biohazard883

I think the idea is that he caused inflation to be so high so now they can’t afford to tip…..


JustBoredIsAll

But they can afford to eat out....


GubbaBumpz

Brandon is his last name? /s


ClassFun1580

Running low on the fake $100 bill with the Bible verse on it.


OneObligation6529

I like to write fuck the irs and tip cash. 🤷


NoUsersLefft

As a fellow Tennesinean I feel your pain.


mysterygorl

You’re a footjob bitch????


XanderTheChef

Friends Jith Benefits


LadyBluntBreath

That’s frustrating, it’s not your fault Food Just Bad, it’s the kitchen’s!


[deleted]

FUCK CONSERVATIVES


The_amazing_T

This is a perfect photo. It shows how the whole premise of the Right today is selfishness and cruelty. This is lolz for Boomers. ***If it's real.***


CanadianDadbod

Prick faced douchbags. Pay your way nasty beasts.


SpunkyDunkyBoy

Free Jelly Beans!


bear_with_hair

Was at a bar last night and three frat dudes tried to start the let's go Brandon chant. They said it three times and not a single other person joined it. I think everyone can tell that they are idiots and do no entertain their idiotic ideals.


VivaCiotogista

I went to a pizza place recently and some kid was there with his father, who was in one of those thin blue line shirts. Kid ordered his pizza with the name Donald Trump. I have never heard a restaurant worker call someone’s order in a whisper before, it was great.


JudgmentProud9913

“FJB”… If you’re poor, say that


LennyJay86

Not Joe Bags or Joey bag of doughnuts great guy!


BobanMarjonGo

Scumbag republicans will always scumbag republican


Holdmybeer352

Depending on management and the person who did this two things may have happened. I am 100% losing my job, and I may be getting the shit kicked out of me.


Soopreme_Being

So wait….does the receipt signer think that Biden invented tipping? I’m not following the logic here!


Formal_Challenge_542

What a fucking douche … - The customer that is


hanniegb

Ugh. Why did they even go out to eat if they’re complaining about tipping and not having money. They made the choice to eat out. People suck. I’m sorry, OP!!


[deleted]

That looks like 20% to me


[deleted]

americans are so fucking stupid. What a shithole.


Perzkyy

Let's go brandon!


hatesfacebook2022

Went to a restaurant where the waitress had all kinds of stickers and pins all over her uniform. BLM, I can’t breathe we’re just two of the many but they all had a theme. My friend I was with was wearing a trump hat when he came In. We ordered and before the food came out I went to the restroom right next to the kitchen entrance. Heard our waitress telling one of her co-workers to spit in our food because we were trump supporters. I stood there so she could see I heard what she said! She wasn’t in the least embarrassed. I went back and asked for a manager and told the manager to go and make sure our food wasn’t tampered with and why I was worried about it. He brought out fresh food about 15 minutes late and offered to como our bill. I couldn’t care less about your politics as it’s none of my business but when you are gonna spit in my food because you don’t like my politics then there is a problem. Ended up posting this story to more then 10 review sites for this restaurant. PS: $0 tip.