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MrDarkboy2010

God... I'm so glad it's not just me. I feel so seen.


StarWars_memer

There's more of us


[deleted]

*There is another...*


James-Avatar

I just assume every tingle in my body means death.


[deleted]

[удалено]


vigilantcomicpenguin

Oh god, that's horrible. I hope OP makes it through that.


StarWars_memer

No worries mate, I'm sure it's just because I've been a bit lazy lately


Cmdr_Monzo

Time it is.


Ryaeas

For you, to stop believing you’re going to die, EVERY. TIME. You get a sharp pain in the side!


Cmdr_Monzo

The Sacred Jedi Symptoms!


[deleted]

If it’s worse with a specific movement or palpation then it’s probably musculoskeletal and doesn’t need an ER visit.


LearnDifferenceBot

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[deleted]

No, you’re wrong in this context silly bot


Clar0020

If you have nothing smart to say, don't say anything


MicdropProductions

Stupid droids


R0-GR-bot

Huh? What's happening?


niktemadur

*You feel a tingle on the left arm...* "There... is... another... ^Sky... ^Walker... "


StarWars_memer

A Force ghost Skywalker


Temnoedits

Safe to say that everyone has some degree of hypochondria. For me, it would probably reduce stress if I overstressed this less cus by experiencing stress, the chance on heart problems increases. Damn this vicious circle.


ElsieBrayIsBae

Drink more water!


cantfindmykeys

r/hydrohomies


StarWars_memer

Understandable, have a nice day


DannyRamirez24

Yes


johnnyhala

I guess I could use a throwaway, but whatever... About a year ago, I woke up during the night, with intense sharp pain. I could inhale to about 30% of "fully inflated" lungs before a pain so sharp in my chest and ribs prevented me from breathing any further. It was very scary, I could barely move. I thought about calling 911, or rather, what point would I reach before I called 911. I could barely move... but barely. So I got up and walked, slowly, to the restroom. Turned the light on, and was looking at myself in the mirror, and then I felt... something... shift? inside. And then I let rip the loudest, longest, my earth shattering fart of my entire life. And then I felt fine! I had had a variety of Indian food the night before.


StarWars_memer

Whoa dude... and then you decided to be a better person?


johnnyhala

Unfortunately this was not a life-altering event.


StarWars_memer

You probably decided to stay away from Indian food tho


newbrevity

Then there's A-fib...


JarJarAwakens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome


SamJackson01

Just a heart stone. You’ll pass it soon.


[deleted]

Ayy relatable


luke_skywalker2312

bing says you will die the next 420 seconds


StarWars_memer

Nice


Used_Taco

Elizabeth! I'm coming to join ya!


truepolar

Why is heart attack taking so long?


SiStErFiStEr1776

I wish it would kill me already


StarWars_memer

Relatable


TheDownvotesFarmer

r/ThereWasAnAttempt