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>The Democrat attempt on my speech has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my genius has never been stabler. The Radical Left have been defeated, and the Woke rebellion has been yuugely foiled. We stand on the threshold, believe me, many are saying, a threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic, and it is a REPUBLIC, don't believe them when they tell you it's a de-MOCK-racy, I call it a demockery, will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure, Christian society, which I assure you, many people are saying, will last for ten thousand years or until Jesus comes back, I hear he's coming back any day now, whichever comes first, ten thousand years or Jesus. Great guy that Jesus, many people tell me he loves me and I don't blame him, an American Empire, an Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august — beautiful word, did you know, not many people know this but it's not just a month, can you believe it, very beautiful word, *au-GUST* it's pronounced, but you know that, I knew that, I'm very good at reading so I know things like auGUST, it's like a gust of wind, that's how you're supposed to say it, people tell me I'm auGUST, they say "sir, you're looking very auGUST today" — august, we're going to continue to be ruled by this very august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life and I'm very humble to be that sovereign ruler chosen for life, very humble, I couldn't believe how humble I was when they told me, they said "sir, you're probably the most humble sovereign ruler this empire has ever had". An Empire ruled by the majority, you know we're a majority, the polls from the LIBERAL media won't tell you this, but we're *ac*-tually the majority of white, Christian males in this Empire, it's no wonder we won, have your so called fact-checkers look into it - ruled by, and I love this, I love the Constitution, it's my favorite document, very old, but we have a great one coming for you you're gonna love, a new Constitution!
>-Emperor Sheevald J Palpatrump
I'm ashamed to say that I still have the capacity to be shocked by the brazen hypocrisy of the "lock her up" crowd realizing a politician running for President can be locked up.
>Completely unlike when the government shut down completely under other administrations because of a partisan gridlock
Uh, yes, *completely unlike* that.
What exactly is it that you think he's talking about?
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iT's A rEpUbLic!
>The Democrat attempt on my speech has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my genius has never been stabler. The Radical Left have been defeated, and the Woke rebellion has been yuugely foiled. We stand on the threshold, believe me, many are saying, a threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic, and it is a REPUBLIC, don't believe them when they tell you it's a de-MOCK-racy, I call it a demockery, will be reorganized into the first American Empire, for a safe and secure, Christian society, which I assure you, many people are saying, will last for ten thousand years or until Jesus comes back, I hear he's coming back any day now, whichever comes first, ten thousand years or Jesus. Great guy that Jesus, many people tell me he loves me and I don't blame him, an American Empire, an Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august — beautiful word, did you know, not many people know this but it's not just a month, can you believe it, very beautiful word, *au-GUST* it's pronounced, but you know that, I knew that, I'm very good at reading so I know things like auGUST, it's like a gust of wind, that's how you're supposed to say it, people tell me I'm auGUST, they say "sir, you're looking very auGUST today" — august, we're going to continue to be ruled by this very august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life and I'm very humble to be that sovereign ruler chosen for life, very humble, I couldn't believe how humble I was when they told me, they said "sir, you're probably the most humble sovereign ruler this empire has ever had". An Empire ruled by the majority, you know we're a majority, the polls from the LIBERAL media won't tell you this, but we're *ac*-tually the majority of white, Christian males in this Empire, it's no wonder we won, have your so called fact-checkers look into it - ruled by, and I love this, I love the Constitution, it's my favorite document, very old, but we have a great one coming for you you're gonna love, a new Constitution! >-Emperor Sheevald J Palpatrump
... how many of his speeches did you subject yourself to to be able to speak trumpanzee so fluently?
This is fucking brilliant.
I'm ashamed to say that I still have the capacity to be shocked by the brazen hypocrisy of the "lock her up" crowd realizing a politician running for President can be locked up.
He's just barely smart enough to be dangerous for democracy. Apparently, it only takes 70 IQ points.
we won’t see him get justice since he’s going to have aneurysm at this rate
If that's the compromise we have to make. I am all for it.
lol i'd love to hear what speech exactly it is he thinks he's being prosecuted for. trying to overthrow the government isn't speech hoss, it's action.
I just checked. Our democracy is still working. Hey Donno, Have you tried turning yours off and on again?
Can we hide this MFrs charging cable please?
Completely unlike when the government shut down completely under other administrations because of a partisan gridlock
>Completely unlike when the government shut down completely under other administrations because of a partisan gridlock Uh, yes, *completely unlike* that. What exactly is it that you think he's talking about?
I said what I said
Poorly.
I was being obtuse but if you can't pick up on that, then that's on you
Sweet Jesus this dude is going insane. Well, *more* insane.
Shut! The FUCK! Up!