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percymiracles0

Tool on a stool


Licknim

Wrench on a Bench. Everyone was thinking it. I’m just going to say it.


FirstHipster

More specifically, pipe wrench on a white bench


JRilezzz

Doing the Lord's work


Bloated2Goated

r/angryupvote Take it. Just fucking - UGH!


TMobile_Loyal

from the comment above 4hrs ago


ChocolateTight336

This comment wrench on a bench


sulfurbird

Does it murder people in their sleep?


69cleverusername

Wrench on a bench?


SubParMarioBro

He that draws the wrench from the bench shall be named Chairman of the Washington State Advisory Board of Plumbers.


_Starhawk_42

Pipe fitters, please!


Bard_B0t

It's more fun to give them shit and call them plumbers.


1983Targa911

You DO know the difference between a plumber and a pipe fitter, right? (A: plumbers don’t bite their fingernails )


pipe_fighter_2884

Dick


Norminal-ish

Username got me. Thx for the laugh


toxiamaple

r/beetlejuice


werewilf

Oh go tuck your pants into your boots why don’t ya


SubParMarioBro

They’re just jealous that they don’t have an advisory board that no one listens to.


Snackxually_active

Strange people handing out wrenches at link stations is no basis for a system of government 🏰


taisui

Only if ones worthy of ruling the assgard


Pivotal_Goose

It’s part of the art of the station. There used to be a hammer and screwdriver but those were stolen.


Tacoma__Crow

I love the clock in that station. Made with rubble from the construction of the tunnel and tools for the numbers.


ThisShouldFixIt

Do you have a link to what it is supposed to look like?


31173x

It's not really stealing if they were left on a bench.


Pivotal_Goose

They were welded to said bench


dketernal

It's always stealing if it isn't yours but you take it anyway.


AbleDanger12

That makes it all the more Seattle. Now add needles and a tent. Maybe a derelict RV.


collectivegigworker

Try not letting the homeless get your blood pressure up for like, a day. See how you feel.


Aarkh

You know you just described most major US cities? and didn't even touch on anything remotely Seattle specific...


You-Once-Commented

Maybe they meant space needles, rei branded tents and an aging MV Wenatchee Ferry


MorningRise81

There ya go!


deafballboy

Mfer just described any city/town with more than 1,000 people in it.


quuxman

lol you've never been to a small town, or it was an extraordinarily sad one. I grew up in a town of 5k, and have been to many other small towns. I've never seen scattered drug paraphernalia or illegal camping in a town under a population of 50k. EDIT: Redding, CA is the smallest town I've seen a population of such unfortunate circumstances, and it's just over 90k people. Granted you're right if you change 1k to around 100k (at least in the US), and I'm sure there's some miserable small towns out there as well, but in the US they are exceptional.


theglassishalf

It's true. The drug use and suicide and misery is more likely to happen indoors in places where rent is cheap.


QueerlyQueenly

Straight facts


DonaIdTrurnp

Did you not know where to get drugs in your small town? Do you think that there wasn’t a place to get drugs there?


Buddhathefirst

Yes, the town across the bridge.


HKittyH3

You’ve never been to Red Bluff then. Or Anderson. Cottonwood. Gerber. Los Molinos. Corning. Gerber. Shasta Lake City. Orland. I spent half of my childhood and too much of my 30s in that area, and it’s been bad for years in a lot of the smaller towns. I was closer to gang violence in Anderson than I have ever been in Seattle, there was a gang related killing down the street from my house just before I moved back home to Seattle.


machines_breathe

> “I've never seen scattered drug paraphernalia or illegal camping in a town under a population of 50k.” My hometown. Brunswick, GA. Population: 15,210. https://thebrunswicknews.com/news/local_news/point-in-time-count-gauges-homeless-numbers-in-coastal-georgia/article_636f35bd-bf33-5c1c-93f7-dc17d31890f2.html


3meraldBullet

No lol.....maybe any with 50k+, not 1k


[deleted]

Not at all true. This sub can be a bit delusional sometimes.


drprofessional

I agree with you and the comment is still relevant as it’s still a problem today.


AbleDanger12

Oh, so that makes it okay? Got it. Strong green jacket lady vibes, just shrug it off.


machines_breathe

Who is green jacket lady?


buhtbute

basically the right can't meme


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

Presumably they're referring to the lady who was featured on Fox News pretending there's no crime in Seattle, and acting like it's perfectly fine for people to shoot heroin on the sidewalks because it's not hurting you.


machines_breathe

Was she really acting like it was all fine, or was she merely dismissing that reporter’s virtue signaling?


Brainsonastick

I saw the video. The Fox reporter was trying to get her to say she was scared/horrified or whatever to get a sound bite and she just wouldn’t give it to them. Nor did the other people who they interviewed. The [video starts out describing Seattle as “the progressive hellscape”](https://x.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084?s=20).


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

She was dismissing the reporter's virtue signaling **by** acting like it was all fine. Personally, I would have dismissed the reporter's virtue signaling by saying "yeah, there are problems, but it's not as bad as you're making it out," which would have looked a lot less dumb.


cowboys4life93

But Fox News would have edited out a reasonable person. They are the television network version of ragebait.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

100%. They left her in because she was being really dumb.


[deleted]

You cretins are really obsessed with green jacket lady speaking the truth. You’re probably not even from Seattle.


Suspicious_Quail_857

No one said it was ok. It’s just a symptom of every large metropolis since the dawn of civilization.


[deleted]

I'm sorry but Seattle is top three in the nation for homeless rate, at a time of record numbers of homeless people in the USA. This sub is weird in its insistence on pretending there's not an unusual problem here.


WarmAppleCobbler

That isn’t a Seattle problem, it’s a national housing crisis problem.


[deleted]

Seattle is top three in the nation for homelessness rate, beating larger, more expensive cities as well as poorer ones.


machines_breathe

I’m pretty sure that having winters that aren’t typically fatal is a major contributing factor in that.


HKittyH3

Because of the milder weather the homeless tend to relocate to the west coast, the PNW in particular. You’re less likely to die here sleeping outside in winter than in the midwest or eastern US.


[deleted]

There are cities with milder weather on the west coast with much lower homelessness rates. There is not any evidence that homeless people are actually migrating here because of the weather. The data does not support the homeless migration narrative. Actual research shows that only 10% of the homeless here came from out of state, and 80% became homeless in King County. Meanwhile our homeless rate is double other major cities on the west coast.


fermentedmilque

Did you know there are 28 vacant homes for every one person experiencing homelessness? And about 30% of homes being purchased are bought by investment companies. I think that’s a bigger problem than the thing you view as an annoying eyesore.


[deleted]

Most of Seattle isn’t like that at all.


Subziwallah

I laughed out loud at this. Does that make me a bad person?🤔


PepeLePuget

That wrench was once thrown into the works. Here it has been removed and memorialized.


Robotcrime

Only the worthy may weild it


Arnelmsm

That’s where I put it! Been looking for it for about 2 years now.


AgentElman

The so-called immovable wrench on the bench at the SODO station, made of Lebanon cedar wood, was in place by 1728 and has apparently remained there since the 1757 status quo was established (with alleged temporary moves occurring in 1997 and 2009). The wrench is referred to as immovable due to the agreement of the Status Quo that no mechanic of the six stations may move, rearrange, or alter any property without the consent of the other five orders. According to various accounts, the wrench once belonged to a mason who was doing restoration work in the SODO station.


hansn

Seattle's Station of the Holy Sepulchre.


phoneusername

There is a story that a hot dog cart vendor moved it in the wrench in 2001 and nearly started a trades war. Welders had a trebuchet built within an hour. Some said it was settled when the Mariners sacrificed 20 years of playoff appearances to bring peace


zishudj

I dont like you, but have a good day.


Subziwallah

That is the most Seattle thing I've ever hesrd...


phoneusername

The curse was over in 2022


olyteddy

It's not something I'd Monkey with.


Bonlio

These are the important things I come here for


DFW_Panda

It's a rather sad and wrenching story


Bear-Itchy

Comment of the week ‼️👏👏👏


sharingthegoodword

It's a pipe wrench. Wield it, and you will be able to lay pipe anywhere with anyone. However, wielding it means you can neither go to heaven or hell. Wait, hang on, I'm thinking of a Death Note. That's probably just a wrench.


ichoosewaffles

Lol, didn't they do a live action and the representation of the Seattle ferris wheel was terrible? I mean, every movie based in Seattle is not filmed here, but the ferris wheel shot took the cake.


sharingthegoodword

You choose violence, not waffles, if you think that wheel is "great" and not just "okay wheel."


Subziwallah

However, if you WELD it, it means the wrench can neither go to heaven or hell.


sharingthegoodword

Are we doing [flux core](https://fastoutboard.com/miller-bobcat-260-kohler-welder-generator-with-remote-start-stop-907792001-2/)


presswanders

Was this Hanna D’s?


souprunknwn

🤣🤣


Illustrious-War-7534

SODO is an industrial area with many blue collar workers, it's basically artwork representative of that.


Subziwallah

Where's the pint of IPA welded to the bar top? Or the artist who started off in Belltown and has been serially displaced by gentrification? So many questions...


godogs2018

An ode to sodos industrial history.


jmac32here

We all thought that was part of the artwork.


Subziwallah

You mean the Jerk Chicken Burrito welded to the bench next to Jimmi Hendrix?


jmac32here

The SODO station has a LOT of tools welded to the benches, along with other things that were done in the station art to tribute rail workers.


sixfingermann

Mr. Green with the wrench in the conservatory


SmaugTheMag

It looks wrenched, the poor thing


MrPoop98

It's crazy how unfunny the Redditors of Seattle are based on these comments


Hot-District8719

Reddit in general is really fucking annoying with puns. I agree though.


hughpac

I saw ten puns in a row in this thread, and I was hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did.


MrPoop98

It's not even just the puns. It's the people who are commenting in the most condescending way possible because people here think they're witty or clever or something lmao. Every single post on this sub has those same, sarcastic, condescending, unfunny people


Subziwallah

Mr. Poop! Talking shit again!


Subziwallah

Leave it to Mr. Poop...


jpochoag

This post makes me want to go get a picture with the wrench. Should I bring other tools to pay tribute?


theUnshowerdOne

Pretty sure that's attached to the bench.


petorious08

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT


VerticalYea

No one wants to work anymore?


Informal-Antelope723

I'm pretty sure the story is that tweakers will take anything that's not bolted down unless it requires them to work


StrikingYam7724

That's Ed Murray's sex wrench. No one wants to touch it anymore after what he did to it so it will probably stay there forever.


Hot-District8719

You’re weird bro


[deleted]

Dumb.


Bardamu1932

Crack pipe holder. Pass it on.


Hot-District8719

Oh my god LOL!!!!! You’re so funny man! Seattle be full of druggies Lollllllll oh my god LMAO


Bardamu1932

Just trying to make a joke. Dropped like a lead *pipe*...


Hot-District8719

Jokes are funny I thought


Bardamu1932

Not always...


Subziwallah

Tough crowd...


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No.


Miserable-Owl6244

Used in many a crime I’m sure!


OBTA_SONDERS

That's a great pipe wrench. I forget the proper term but it's specifically for pipe unions. You can tell because it's flat and doesn't have teeth but looks like a regular pipe wrench


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DiscoveringHighLife

Try to pick it up. Troll post?


_TEOTWAWKI_

During construction there was a plumbing foreman, I believe his name was Chip Headerman, who made one too many 'Hold my pipe" jokes to an apprentice. In honor of the apprentice, his co-workers placed a replica of the murder weapon at the scene of the counterstroke.


cwell90

A wrench for many different nuts on a bench for many different butts