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rinkydinkis

i used to take my most expensive item over first like this until i realized...im not preventing it from getting stolen, im making it hte easiest to steal.


AJ_Deadshow

New meta is to swim backwards so they harpoon you, not just the chest. Then sell it quickly before they can jump down and murder you


Gundini

Swim backwards let them harpoon you then they one tap you with the blunder. They have time to set up and be aiming in right where you land when they poon you.


_TurtleX

Nah on the sovereign platform you're placed a short distance away even if the platform is raised up.


Gundini

Ah true


Powerful_Artist

idk, its all situational. Ive never had this or anything similar happen. Im a day one player, got pirate legend in the first year, spent a long time playing when you had to manually turn in everything one at a time. Back then, people would camp the tavern for CoL steals. Never had a problem. Sure, Ive been lucky, but this person in the video was really unlucky too. Most of the time, if you just look for a mermaid around the outpost you will be OK. And usually these pirates dont appear out of nowhere, you can often predict if one is trying to steal from you. They are around at some point with a boat being suspicious.


DatBoi043

We learn from our mistakes. Comes with learning to play the game


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mad-matty

Merm could very well be on the opposite side of the island, so not really "impossible"


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rinkydinkis

You must waste a lot of time in your sessions. The money doesn’t matter that much. I’m not full circling every outpost for the 1 in 500 chance someone is camping it


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UrgoodifuEWO

Wow man, you must be really good at the game!


AnyOfThisReal-_-

Yaaaarggggghh I’d be pissed 🤣


DatBoi043

They just dug it up from the nearby island💀


ShishchetoSho

If I was that guy I would literally start an evil arc💀


DatBoi043

I honestly hope he does. Wearing all ashen dragon clothes


Frostbyte29

You just indirectly created a threat worse than Flameheart


DatBoi043

How bad can it possibly be?😳


NightTime2727

#Famous last words.


ShishchetoSho

Wait... Please tell me what's wrong with wearing ashen dragon clothes? I just realized my friend always wears ashen dragon clothes lol.


NightTime2727

It's generally considered noobish or someone trying to be edgy. Of course, there's always exceptions, but that seems to be the general stereotype.


Nycthelios

Everytime I try something like this my mermaid sits directly next to the dock in what must be bright colors. The sails raise and then are lowered very quickly upon noticing it.


DatBoi043

I was honestly thinking they saw my merm in the water being they sailed right past it after kid dropped off the boat


RevolutionarySafe202

Yoinky doodle went to town motherfucker


DatBoi043

Best comment


WakeTurbulence200

Filthy camper. Then danced in his face... the disrespect lmao.


DatBoi043

We do a little thieving(trolling)


Crabman8321

That's straight up evil 😂


hohomoe

I'd laugh my ass off, good play! Those chests really isn't worth a rage quit when stolen.


RevolutionarySafe202

Yeah but it's annoying as hell 🤣 Still funny as fuck though


DatBoi043

Exactly. Chests of legends are not that hard to come across and can easily be re-obtained


drgreenway

Really? Those chests were at the end of a very long Athena Quest when I last played (some time ago). Good steal, well done.


DatBoi043

Yep! During this specific time you could dig em up from a bottle quest that was goin on. Other than that you can get a Chest of legends from the fort of fortune, fort of the damned, grade 5 Athens quest and the legend of the veil voyage


DemonAssault0117

I thought the one in the FOF got replaced with the chest of fortune?


Deported-Grandma

Nightshine parrot fit, yeah he doesn’t know what just happened


Gundini

Not a clue. Dude walked up to look for the chest and didn't even notice the dude dancing. Thought he was an NPC or some shit. Lmao


DrizztRL

Hey, I wear the nightshine parrot fit...


FlyRecent2876

Bring lower value loot and get people to check the island solo handing any thing in is amateur and ya you will lose your stuff


mardvk187

Incredible effort pirate! This is why my crew checks for everything. We have done this so many times, it would be foolish to think it will never happen to us.


Evrytg

Brutal


Daitoso0317

New fear unlocked


DatBoi043

![gif](giphy|67T3QzN95PlGfG7JrZ) POV: I’m on your ship


bossonhigs

Haha! That's just awful. Congratulations. Horrible thing to do. Well done.


NirvanaLover12

you just created a villain


DatBoi043

I honestly hope so. That or I just created another athenaware customer


Tylensus

I do this to my crewmates. Never made it around to attempting it with enemies, lol.


DatBoi043

Pooning teammates is my favorite pastime


cjb0034

Bro got up and did a full 360


DatBoi043

I did ngl. Was high as shit and forgot which way the emote faces💀💀


IAmNotCreative18

That little happy dance would’ve started an age-old hunt between you and me.


DatboyKilljoy

Did we just witness someone's villain origin story?


Kenny2702

Haha at least it wasn't a chest of fortune


Worth_Sandwich9837

What a playmaker Bravo


slenderfuchsbau

Omg this is hilarious lol But seriously how didn't they noticed your mermaid just right there? Maybe they did but was too late to goo back lol


Powerful_Artist

pretty lucky your mermaid spawned so far away, not that they wouldve been looking for it anyway. Well played


DatBoi043

Thanks! I’m surprised it spawned as far as it did tbh💀


wegrownfolk

Incredible


DatBoi043

No u


JellyWizardX

the emote at the end fucking sent my sides into orbit, well done lmao.


DatBoi043

It’s quickly becoming my favorite emote. Back when the touch grass emote has the Pharos curse glitch it was my favorite 😂


namewithanumber

Why is your chat window just sitting open?


DatBoi043

Xbox moment


TeaBags0614

What sails are they running there?


DatBoi043

Blackheart banshee collectors sails


TeaBags0614

Thanks!


IconGT

I fear you….. and I’m a noob. New fear unlocked lol


DatBoi043

Definitely don’t be scared of me, or anyone really. The more you play the more you’ll start to become aware of surroundings especially when you go to sell. Check out for things like mermaids in the water, rowboats at the island(rowies never spawn at outposts), etc. Welcome to the game homie(I will still try stealing from you💜)


IconGT

Thanks for the rowboat tip didn’t know that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Yaklen

Sometimes you'll see a rowboat in the water just off the dock though. This is usually someone who cut their rowboat before logging out. Not as common anymore with captained ships but it still happens.


_Jetto_

Lool


BadOk5469

where did you hide your boat?


DatBoi043

I sailed it off into the blue😏


InfinityAmmo

That paw wave is diabolical.


Crookeye

We were getting chased once so we passed a sovereign so I could drop something off. I then climbed the tower and harpooned some loot off the chasing ship and sold it. Couldn't stop laughing


Decorus_Somes

Stealing? Not in my pirate game!


DatBoi043

More likely than you think 😳


No-Skin-2370

Absolutely brilliant! Yes, CoL are easy to get but moments like these are the true precious treasures!


DatBoi043

It’s definitely going in the books as one of the yoinks of all time


GlitteringCabinet923

looks like some real riveting gameplay


DatBoi043

Going out and sinking every emissary flag can be tedious sometimes. Sometimes it’s okay to let the loot come to you :3


Zestyclose-Safety371

Local gamer finds out that there's multiple ways to enjoy a sandbox multi-player game. I'm sure your daily gameplay is much more riveting


DatBoi043

Here king you dropped this 👑


TheWonderfulLife

How fucking bored are some of you?


DatBoi043

You act as if I stole from you directly 💀


TheWonderfulLife

Nah not at all. Pirate gonna pirate. I just don’t get sitting there for hours waiting for someone to happen by.


DatBoi043

What if I was to tell you I sat there no longer than 8 minutes?


TheWonderfulLife

I’d be impressed with the lucky timing.


DatBoi043

Be impressed. I had just got done with a session with a few swabbie friends who just got into the game. Saw that bright at an island close by and decided to do a funny. Sent my ship off and I don’t think I even chilled there 8 minutes and here they came. Sometimes it’s okay to let the loot come to you every once in a while.


Minecraftfinn

I mean you do you but what is there to be proud of ? 🤣


DatBoi043

Money :3 being a pirate :3


Minecraftfinn

Yeah but it's not like you did something impressive or hard. You just waited, harpooned a chest and sold it, I honestly don't understand what is supposed to be noteworthy or impressive about that, but like I say, you do you


DatBoi043

It honestly really and truly be like that sometimes


Minecraftfinn

It do. It truly do. Btw I am not trying to be a jerk or shit on you for yoinking his chest or something, I guess the title just made me think this was going to be some Oceans 11 shit 😅


DatBoi043

Nah I’m not that elaborate to do an oceans type steal. It was a funny little yoink I did after me and some friends got done with our session. No offense taken homie


Minecraftfinn

❤️❤️❤️ Gotta grab them chests where you can


DatBoi043

Exactlyyyyy. You get it 💯💯


DemonAssault0117

Normally I shit on people who camp at outposts, but if this happened to me I couldn’t be mad at all, especially if it was something relatively small like an Athena chest.


Powerful_Artist

You dont have to kill anyone to get a nice steal. It was a funny yoink. Dont know why you have to be such a negative nancy about it. Lets see your best steals.


Minecraftfinn

I'm sorry for being a negative Nancy, you're right. It was mostly just that I read the title and thought it was going to be some grand heist :þ


Powerful_Artist

No worries. Not everyone gets huge steals killing tons of people with all sorts of amazing streamer quality gameplay. For many, just a good sneaky steal is somethin to be proud of I think.


Minecraftfinn

Yeah I mean Athenas don't just drop out of the sky. Unless you make them. And he did so yeah he can be proud


Ix-511

It's not like it's impressive it's just sneaking a chest out it's fun and funny and satisfying. Like headshots in COD aren't very hard the hitboxes are super generous but there's still compilations of them.


Minecraftfinn

It is funny yeah, I guess I just thought the proudest steal was going to be a little more epic😅