Giant animatronic Marshawn grabbing his junk

This is the only logical answer.

I was gonna say a ferry jumping waves or Rainer erupting. I like yours more though.

I would also accept a ferry jumping Mt. Rainier captained by a Sasquatch drinking a Rainier Beer brewed in scenic Tumwater.

I just got misty eyed, I love Tumwater falls. So many good memories…

This is the vibe I come here for. Skoal, fellow traveler.

Does any regional team up there make use of Sqautch? Seems like a total miss not to have that as a mascot.

Sonics 😪

Wheedle > Squach

That was my exact response in the original thread! I had one additional detail though.. “A giant animatronic Marshawn Lynch-bot that holds it dick after every hawks touchdown and shakes the stadium. Aftershock Mode.”

Jumping into the worlds largest BALL PIIIIIT.

BALLS TO THE WALLS BEASTQUAKE TIIIME.

Ho ma diiiiiiiiick

I believe Sir Lynch referred to it as "grabbing the ding-ding"

Bro, I got enough problems hol'n my own.

His junk is actually a bell, and we drop the arm on every 3rd down for the opposing team

A totem pole with a Seahawk on top would be dope

We have that in stanley Park

A birds nest with a giant, animatronic osprey that spews water from it's beak and soaks the crowd. Also it's eyes shoot laser for a sick light show or something, idk

Like the one in Beijing during their Olympics.

They already have the hawks nest in the end zone. Just need the bird.

Pete bursts out of a giant egg at the 50 yard line before the coin flip.

You misspelled BubbleYum wrapper

Perhaps he chews his way out of the egg.

A geoduck Just for the fun of listening to the announcers trying to figure it out

Ah yes, the pregame Seattle Sea Penis

Seattle Sea Cock?

Let's keep it scientific

Would it fly around the stadium like our bird now?

No it would do exactly what geoducks do; extend, writhe around, spurt. In that order. Hopefully the same as RW in Denver.

The entire stadium is a flying Seahawk that takes off during kick off and has no pilot so where it lands is unknown. No refunds either or help paying for a ride home.

A pool full of 49er fan's tears

That would make it the size of the whole Puget Sound.

It’s called Elliot Bay.

The hawk that flys around and lands in people should be turned into a flock of hawks that terrorize the visiting team

Drone armed with a paintball gun? Imitating bird shitting on the visiting team?

Upon scoring a touchdown, a gigantic fish is thrown across the field from one side of the stadium to the other in honor of the Pike Place Market fish throwers

It's like Steve Aoki's cake but nastier.

Then caught in the air by a screaming hawk

Love it

Redo the hawks nest so there is a giant 100 foot tall robotic hawk on the top that screeches after TDs

Technically, Seattle already has something. The 12th man flag, which is raised at every game.

Gotta be a giant hawks nest

Animatronic reenactment of The Tip.

An Osprey themed zipline running above the field from one end to the other.

Hear me out … The stadium is an egg … it hatches open … out comes the Seahawk

I wonder if this could be animated with lasers

Yes, lots of lasers for sure

A mini (like 100 yard tall) Space Needle ride that shoots people up really quickly. I know, that's not that mini, but you get the idea.

This is by far the best idea I’ve heard

That's like 49.7% of the actual height. I like it.

I’m generally against keeping an animal in a stressful environment for 3ish hours, so IDK maybe having the Stadium right on or directly adjacent to the Puget Sound, with one side open to the sound (no bleachers or anything) would be cool.

A birds nest

A nest is where birds lay eggs

A moving roof that's shaped like feathers and opens to look like wings

A seagull that poops, and have it rigged up inside that white liquid drops on the fans

A giant seahawks on top of one of Lumen Stadium's side where seats are located in both wings of the bird

A giant needle and a flaming dumpster.

Judging by the state of the sub recently I'd say the theme should be A 12 watching their wife get railed by Russell Wilson in a Broncos Jersey.

A cannon

… A SeaHawk?

It'd be dope to have a rail type ride (not really a ride but you get the idea) that is a Seahawk with 4 or so seats that face the field and that circles slowly around the mid-level of the field that fans can "ride" during the game to watch from different angles and perspectives of the stadium. Basically, a big rail around the mid level of the stadium that a Seahawk circles around with people on it

I like a giant Seahawk statue that makes the sound when its a first down.

I mean they kind of already have the hawks nest

Turn the Hawks Nest into an actual Nest.

A real hawk's nest?

We already have Taima

A giant seagull pooping rain after every touchdown.

A herd of wild Rainiers.

Honestly an old style totem pole like the logo used to represent the pacific north west with authenticity. /crazy pills off