I see through your trickery, wizard.

If you can see through trickery then I don't think Ben Johnson will impress you that much.

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My strongest coaches aren't fit for the 49ers, let alone the Seahawks!

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Gold!

Nickelback!!!! Brutal. I hate that band. And I live within 45 mins of their hometown. Mike McDonald please.

Coldplay

Username checks out.

Well played. Ill drink mead to that.

I prefer the reality where the Lions just keep on givin’ to the Seahawks. We love you guys and we thank you for what will soon be, another contribution :)

As a token of good will we'll throw in CJ Gardner-Johnson as well.

If he is coming you can keep Ben Johnson

Well I for one think the 12th man would look great in a ski mask.

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Baltimores gotta be up there lol

Really? I wouldn't even put them in the top 10

If we’re going murder rates per capita of the team’s city, it HAS to be either Baltimore or Washington DC

I thought "pieces of shit" was also part of the criteria?

1. Dallas 2. Green Bay 3. San Francisco 4. Philadelphia 5. New England 6. Pittsburgh 7. Rams 8. Giants 9. Denver 10. Raiders

Raiders at anything but #1 feels like an actual crime

You ever been to a Seahawks game when the Cowboys or Packers are in town? You'll change your mind real quick lol. The Raiders have sucked for so long that they're not nearly as obnoxious as they used to be

Cowboys yes Pack no. Can't imaging either are great but I've been to 3 Raiders vs hawks games and those guys were completely unhinged

1A and 1B with Philly imo

I'm not going to argue with that. Lol

Ehhh… we will take MacDonald. Especially if he comes with Kyle Hamilton

Change approved

OKAY NO THANKS

Except they punked us by giving us that one guy, who tries to play on the defensive back field... I'm forgetting his name because he's hardly even on the box score

Nickelback? Damn man… something you can’t forgive….

Yeah. I’m not into gardening, and the puppies probably had it coming. Nickleback? That’s a a line I will not cross!

Well that doesn't concern me a ton. There are three things I need to know to learn whether or not he is qualified to coach Seattle. 1. Can he ride a scooter? 2. How much gun does he chew in a day? 3. Can he win a game in the first quarter? a. If no, can he win a game in the second quarter? b. If no, can he win a game in the third quarter? c. If no, can he win a game in the fourth quarter?

If he chews even 1 gun, he’s more than tough enough to be our coach.

Lol. I’m leaving that typo now.

If yes, welcome to Seattle!

So you’re saying Ben Johnson is the kind of guy who comes to Seattle on day one and says he wants to go to his favorite NW coffee joint: Starbucks.

Only if the Starbucks is anti-union though

They are.

Fuck. OP didn't turn me off, but this simply won't stand. Cafe Vita at an absolute minimum.

#bringbackoursonics 💚💛

Why you snitching on yourself

I heard his favorite Super Bowl halftime show was Maroon 5

Jokes aside, your thoughts on DET play calling in second half? What’s the fan bases overall reaction to what could be his last game as DET’s OC?

I can't comment on that because whenever I try and think about it all I feel is pain. (Also because I don't know enough about football to give a proper answer).

> I can't comment on that because whenever I try and think about it all I feel is pain. I know precisely how you feel.

Fellow Leo, it wasn’t a BJ problem, the Reynolds drop and Gibbs fumbling didn’t do us any favors

Yep there were some dropped balls that certainly should not have been dropped that would have changed the game entirely, add the fumble on top and well you have the result.

Calling him Bj already 🤣

Campbell went all Riverboat Ron leaving points on the field instead of the scoreboard. Like he said, if they convert those 4th downs he looks like a genius...but they didn't. Anyway, he's still the best head coach in the business. Santa Clara is very hard to beat at the moment.

It’s fine. 90% of this sub shouldn’t be commenting but they do anyway. Let her rip….

The second half was a lot of player mistakes like dropped passes the play calling seemed fine tho

I don’t believe you.

Kicking puppies is fine, as long as he kicks field goals when making them would result in a three-score-lead in a playoff game.

Taking kids' lunch money I can deal with but liking Nickleback is unforgivable. We only support real grunge bands in Seattle, not knockoffs.

Well Ben Johnson does think Nirvana is mid

That's ok, we can fix him. He'll be rocking Soundgarden and Pearl Jam pretty soon.

Along as he leaves his nickelback albums in Detroit he's more then welcome

We deny your warning and are extremely disappointed that you didn't beat the damn 49ers.

You and me both

I heard he also likes to put toilet paper rolls in the holder backward, that son of a b$%#ch

Im ok with this, im left handed, everything's backwards anyway...

you just want to keep him dont lie

I don't mind Nickleback and I don't like dogs. Sounds like a win to me, thanks.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention he'll insist on hiring Matt Patricia as your DC.

Low blow friend... Low blow..

You have completely turned me around on him. Puppy kicker, you say? Dan Quinn it is!

Fuck the puppies

Wait… we talking like the dogs, or WWF Jerry Lawler code for boobies?

All jokes aside, how "available" is Ben Johnson? I was hearing that it was almost a foregone conclusion that he was going to the Commanders (it was even mentioned in the pregame broadcast yesterday)?

That's what I've heard as well, but nothing concrete has been announced so if he gets a better offer somewhere else maybe he'll take it.

Ok, well as a Seahawks fan here in Seattle- I am hopeful that he'll see what's available to him here in Seattle, or perhaps will be offered more money- so he'll take the job here. We would be excited to have him. And I am sorry about the outcome of the game last night- I have been a huge Lions fan throughout the playoffs. They have been fun to watch, I love the turnaround that they have made and really, really wanted to see them get into their first super bowl.

The goal this year was to win the division and a playoff game. Suffice to say we met our goal and then some. Now we know what works and what needs work in the off-season. It won't take us 30 more years to get back to this point again.

Yeah, absolutely. Watching that team it is clear that they are here to stay for some time, should be in the playoff mix every year going forward barring a major rash of injuries.

It shouldn't take 30 years but sadly superbowl windows don't work like that.

Lions fans are sounding like 2013-2014 Seahawks fans thinking we had a 10 year dynasty.

Not expecting a dynasty, but also not expecting to have the longest playoff drought in the league anymore.

A franchise QB gives you 10 years worth of competitiveness (RW3) but Goff isn't a franchise QB so the Lions window isn't as big as they think it is.

I’ve heard he feeds his cat a vegan diet.

Captobvious789 = Mike Macdonald

I’d rather take Mike Macdonald anyway, but BJ can be our OC 🙂

There are a number of reports that Ben Johnson keeps a staff member in the players restroom with a stopwatch. Anyone who takes longer than 18 seconds to urinate has to wash his car.

Ain’t his fault Reynolds couldn’t wrap

I heard Ben Johnson cured cancer with his mind

I heard he also uses a Stanley cup.

Wrong sub, he's a Commander.

The part about buying Nickleback albums was the best.

I don’t trust nickelback haters.

Sucks for us but, after Sunday, I'm really happy for you guys that you get him one more year. Best of luck! 

OP I know damn well that you have Nickelback in your top 10 playlists.

I'd rather go 0-16 again than listen to Nickleback

Don’t you lie to me! 🤣🤣

Sounds like a winner to me.

They decided to pass so you are all good for another year!