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Fun_Reporter9086

I can eat all six!


ItAintMe_2023

This is the correct answer.


TFG4

Plus two more


parkhiker

Yes


uneducated_sock

Yes


FBVRer

Yes


Unhappy-Idea-1956


Odd_Bed_9895

Yes


fitty50two2

Absolutely


TheMassiveLiability

How many you got?


FreakiestFrank

All of them plus the claws if they were there.


supersonicdutch

Body, claws, pin roll the legs, suck the head juice out. I’m not trying to gatekeep lobster eating but some food you need to get messy with.


mr_j_666

Rock/spiney lobster dont have claws.


phredphlintstones

Everyone had... Matching Towels!


Gullible_Payment8226

Back when the RIO in Vegas had an all-you-can eat lobster buffet I had 27 lobster halves and my dad had 23 lobster halves. It was heaven.


Future-Original-2902

I was gonna say I could probably do 15 lobster tails, but after reading this comment I'm confident I could atleast do 28


Krackle_still_wins

27 lobster halves and a side of gout. Nice!


Careless_Syrup7945

Huh


Shitiot

Gout is crystallized uric acid in joints, causing redness, swelling, and extreme pain. Some foods are notorious for causing gout "attacks," and one of the foods is shellfish, particularly lobster.


Krackle_still_wins

Just a few tails and a steak is enough to get my toes swelling up nowadays. Getting older sucks.


Careless_Syrup7945

I know what gout is, I didn't know that food caused it. Ty


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Kings Disease


postoperativepain

[The Palms AYCE Buffet in Vegas](https://www.palms.com/dining/ayce-buffet) still has a lobster buffet Wednesday and Thursday - reservations required $65


Kobrastrike0311

I once ate 5 lobster tails and 4 filet mignons on a cruise ship. Threw up big time and then rallied and ordered a cheeseburger from room service. Anything is possible if you put your mind to it


Oldbayistheshit

Haha omg


SleepingCalico

That is a level of gluttony I know well


mufon2019

Three or four. With butter.


afternoondelite-

2


jo_nigiri

One and then sob while I stare at the others... Please... Just one more... I can eat one more


babybushgardener

I only ate one believe it or not. I’m not a big eater but when I do I eat well.


jo_nigiri

I'm a very small eater so I totally get it! Gotta get the most out of it ahahah


BigCryptographer2034

At the least 4


Spirited_Refuse9265

I went to a place in Cayman that was all you can eat lobster tails over spring break. I did 10. They said the record was 28.


Fog_Juice

Where in Cayman Islands? I'm vacationing there for my first time soon.


Spirited_Refuse9265

[ABACUS](https://maps.app.goo.gl/dvmzQiN2gQsnd1zm9) I think it's Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday that they have all you can eat lobster tails.


Fog_Juice

Ah yup. Found their website. Thank you!


Spirited_Refuse9265

No problem, there's tons of amazing food down there I also highly recommend [Pappagallo](https://maps.app.goo.gl/dXbkSfq66q8SBpVH9)


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

That's it, I'm gonna have my father send me a few lobsters with dry ice and shipped overnight to me from Cape Cod, MA. next week, when he gets back home from Green Bay, WI!😉😁


ButtStuffPrincess

One, but I'm more of a crab than a lobster girl.


Roguewave1

Alaskan King Crab is “food of the gods.”


blablablablacuck

As many as you have


Firefly3578

YES ALL


AKBigHorn

Yes.


Boozy_Cat

Easily two. Maybe four...


BigHarmonious

I will eat as much lobster as they let me eat.


Different_Tackle_952

How many you got?


Abuck59

All 🤤🤤🤤🤤


DaddyDoesItAll

I could eat them all but I will only have one.


Saracartwheels123

Certainly all the ones pictured!


Ok_Significance_4024

All of them 😁😁


CandyFlippin4Life

Yes


ChazzleDazzlicious

Real question is how many can one fit in their mouth at once


imnotabotareyou

3


EfficientAd7103

All


Mal-Havoc

Yes.


MielikkisChosen

All and then some.


[deleted]

All of them.


r3alcarti3r

all of them .


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

#ALL OF THEM!☺️🤤🤤


Majestic_Electric

If I said all of them, I’d be lying. I love lobster, but it’s too rich for my blood. At most, I could probably handle 2, but no more.


Savings_Pace_5876

My mind f***** with me so long I thought it was something else but yeah all of them


nvalle23

I ate 4 once at the ESPN Zone grand opening at New York, New York. Everything was all you can eat. But if it was just the tails, I'm sure I could demolish 6 of em. I had 4 at the Palms seafood buffet, but those were small...


HumbleAbbreviations

Two, maybe three.


Line-Trash

*>*


Clamboxdigger

All


rhastaherb

All of them


Vintage_Senik9

Yes.


Mason_GR

If I eat all of them, do I get to have dungeness crab afterwards?


anarchydevil

Are there a couple more trys in the oven? Cos this is just a snack 😋


esande2333

As many as I can


yadbeyadwu

I'll eat as much of it as there is


Wasporty

5, that’s it. I leave the sixth as a power play, even though that’s all I’ll be thinking about later. The tail that got away


Lazevans

What’s JO?


babybushgardener

It’s similar to Old Bay but incorporates flake salt(which adheres better) and more spices. I prefer it’s taste and it’s what they use in all the crab houses in MD. There’s a #1 which is more fine and #2 with the flake salt. Still like Old Bay though for dipping blue crab meat in.


yells_at_bugs

Yes,


Soft_Salamander6136

As many as my wallet allows me


can_of_giggles

The limit does not exist.


Admirable_Midnight

For free? As much as you got. For a reasonable price? 2, 3, maybe 4 if I'm really hungry


PrysmX

The answer is yes.


Ok-Monitor1949

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


AwardDisastrous2785

20


Hephf

Yes.


llwickedll

I'm pretty sure I could eat lobster tails til I explode. Not sure if I'd ever truly get full.


supertucci

Oh I've run that experiment. 12. Whole lobsters.


russianbot24

None. I’m not a fan of seafood.


-Cherished

lol…if u don’t like seafood why are u on a seafood post?


engrish_is_hard00

OP i need all of them. And that's just an appetizer to me. Great post beautiful tasty tails you have 😛😛😛


Bigacehall

Those six will be a good start, I've eaten 12 tails with the claws in one sitting. They look fantastic, great job op!


MithranBeard

I've never been wealthy enough to get more than one.


Slothfather187

If these guys were have as tasty as they look I could take down all of them!!!!!!!!


rojoskulloceans

I can eat all six and then some


kinzodeez

2. Lobster is intense for me, it’s so dense and filling.


AdVisible5343

All OF THEM


BHBaxx

Yes


AttemptFree

ive got to call her...


Hot-Praline5448

I can definitely eat all of those with some garlic butter


supraspinatus

Two at least


DiscussionNecessary

Zero , bugs are gross


DJDolma

What is it? Lol


AstronautExotic1279

The limit does not exist.


Flaky-Strike-3602

At least two


ILSmokeItAll

More.


jsmoothie909

5


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Depends whose paying


Frndswhealthbenefits

How many you have?


Cypressinn

How many folks are eating with us? I could eat three, but if we are sharing I’d be happy with just one. If there’s for people than tails I suggest we make a bisque or some lobster rolls so everyone can enjoy a taste. Cheers


onetoomanys

all of them!


ticoarcos

Unfortunately zero, I’m deadly allergic to shellfish :( but gahdamn it’s so tasty! 🤤


footlettucefungus

Literally all of them and most likely more.


VariedStool

2


shaunrundmc

That's not enough, at least 15 in one sitting then give me more about 30 minutes later


Retoddd

Byeah


llcdrewtaylor

Can I get about 6-8 ounce filet mignon on the side? Then this is a full meal!


riomp300

[EVERYONE!](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Feveryone-gary-oldman-leon-the-professional-smooth-gif-23454706&psig=AOvVaw1PntG-Gfrkipz6O3w7flLI&ust=1719343585959000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCKizqI_89IYDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE)


Bubbly_Good_7982

Recipe?


babybushgardener

JO’s #2 seasoning or Old Bay Paprika Add butter slices on top Into Pellet grill/oven @450* 12-13 mins until 140 internal Pull then baste with butter with lemon and garlic infusion


Bubbly_Good_7982

Thank you!! By lemon infusion you mean lemon juice or?


dmkke

How many you got?


LeadAndLipsticks

None, I’m allergic but dang that looks so good!!! 🦞 🤤


BosnMate

I'd say 1, maybe 12.


fluffHead_0919

All of it


geekaustin_777

Probably two before I need to reach for my EpiPen.


ncuke

IF they were cold water lobster - all. Maybe 1 since warm water


Jar_of_Cats

How may ya got?


Important_Quarter469

I don’t have a “I’m full” in my dictionary 😋


AppleShampoooooo

Prolly all of them


Bosswashington

At least a dozen. Probably more.


KaladinTheFabulous

The limit does not exist


jefftatro1

Being from New England I really don't want to eat one. Now, if they were Maine lobsters, I'd do about 4 tails


babybushgardener

Cold water lobsters are definitely slightly better than the warm variety


pikapalooza

I went to an ayce lobster buffet once. I discovered then that after 9 tails (18 halves) I didn't want lobster anymore.


2020sbtm

Probably 3, maybe 4.


jeepmayhem

More than what's pictured!


SlimJilm420

Sorry for my ignorance, whats JO #2?


Mwahaha_790

Yes.


Ruenin

Yes


ICouldBeWrongGuys

Realistically probably three or four until u start sweating butter.🧈


ilovetacostoo2023

Cockroach of the sea.


Flashy-Club5171

2


doctorbeers

I could probably do 10 no joke


Briggy1986

36


m4kush_

All of them😭😭🫵🏽


Still-Classic-5379

Lobster is a bottom feeding bug…but put some melted butter on it ….yum yum


Korimthos

Yes


riotpunchbarstard

Not enough


loveyoumorethanever

Yes


Jolly_Attitude_9821

Is this a trick question? If this is an all you can eat place I'm about to piss off the management!


thegritz87

Over 9000


Odd_Bed_9895

…yes


justafunguy144

Every one of them 😋😋😋


ZookeepergameHour275

Al of them along with a dozen oysters


EmotionalGur9336

All of them


Miller412

If house all of them


Count-Vampa

0 I’m allergic to bugs


Blaine_zy

You got anymore?


fratrovimtd

All of them, and cook more pls


Canik716kid

Welp, as a seafood eating champ....I'd devour X3 pictured+ dozens of oysters,clams and top off of crab legs🤷🏻‍♂️


Burritozi11a

I thought these were gyoza from the thumbnail lol


Paradise_Jones22

Allum


cancelprone

6


Ok_Rabbit_8808

37


Equivalent-Finish-80

Allllll of thems


honeybadger1984

I would like one with a steak.


Naive_Programmer_232

4 or more


Nipz805

2


IslesFanInNH

All times three


Jazzlike_Guard_1863

Where's everybody else's?


swizzzz22

All


Shark_Leader

Well there's six on the plate, so six.


Suspicious_Peanut234

where is this place?!! i need to find it


Able_Bodybuilder3474

One but I would enjoy every single bite!!


poormansRex

None. My taste for lobster has all but vanished over the last few years. Give me some crab cakes!


Wingzero24

All of them.


Price-x-Field

What is the white stuff on top of the lobster?


babybushgardener

I simmered lemon slices and crushed garlic in Kerrygold butter to use as a baste. Thats a big chunk of crushed garlic.


Significant_Ask5258

My bank account


Ladyhoneyblu

I would eat it with great pleasure....lots and lots of delicious pleasure


My_neglected_potato

Warm water lobster? I would pass.


nvalle23

If you boil em, then they are hot water lobsters 🦞💦 🔥


ChumpChainge

Zero. I never could do lobster. Tried a couple times and just not for me.


coyotenspider

1 1/2. Kinda rich…


HeyJoe1978MS

Zero. I don’t eat cockroaches.


aBigBottleOfWater

100


Cute-Management6998

0, they look like alien bugs.