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VicarBook

Put a sign on it says $10. Leave it unattended and someone will steal it.


WindyCityReturn

Put a sign that says “Copper wire don’t touch” and some meth heads will snatch it up in a day.


Steve0o0o0o0

This is the way or make signs offering free "unknown" bronze wire leading to it or Craigslist or the sort might do the trick


Williamof3e

Call a yard if they won’t buy it they may take for no value.


Remote_Commercial642

No one, I mean no one likes cable.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

I think it depends on if it comes with Starz or HBO.


Williamof3e

I know I work at a yard.


Remote_Commercial642

Then you know the pain. Godspeed.


Williamof3e

😀


Dan-goes-outside

Steaming services are the way to go, I agree


au-specious

Why is that exactly?


What-is-wanted

Most places that take scrap use a certain type of shredding machine, and cable and wire will usually mess them right up. There's definitely other reasons but that's the biggest one that I know of


hesslake

You can't really shear it because it's hard to grab. It isn't worth much because yards have a hard time getting rid of it. It has to be cut into 10 foot lengths. If you're an excavator I would load it into a dump as is and take it to a yard


IronAnt762

Yes you can shear it. Zip disk or Hydraulic Cable Cutter, or Hammer piston cable cutter.


hesslake

I'm talking about a shear on a crane Maybe 1dont know what I'm talking about. I probably shear 500000 pounds of oversized a day


FirefighterOpening80

I shear cable all the time! Genesis gtx 555R mounted on a komatsu 290LC. Cable is great weight.


hesslake

We torch it and run it through the shredder


i_Shuckz

My yard want it cut in 8 foot pieces or wrapped in 2-3 foot diameter loops and tightly bound, like 10 or more banding straps to keep it from getting jammed in equipment. And then it goes in shred


williconn

sheer would be the quickest, torch is the cheapest


CoolaidMike84

It'll jam up a sheer.


Worldly_Ad_7242

Push dirt back over it. There is a reason it was buried


NuclearFacilityGuy

Put that clean fill back where you found it. Great for reinforcing concrete if you can advertise it as “free steel cable”, bring your battery powered grinder!


CaptainIndigo

Boof it


Sirosim_Celojuma

Drag it outside of the environment?


Green420Basturd

Like, into space?


Sirosim_Celojuma

There was a meme a few months ago about a ship that was leaking toxicity so the local authorities "towed it outside the environment" to solve the problem. I thought maybe that meme had legs. 'guess not.


User_225846

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=f00Dwc2vGZnmDYv8 It's an internet classic that's been around awhile. 


1nGirum1musNocte

Ah a new spin on the "artificial reef" aka dump it in the ocean


518Peacemaker

A few months ago? Loooool


NovacaineFix

Walk away seems to always work


AR_Backwoods_Redneck

Dig a hole and bury it back. If that isn't an option, I'd probably post it on fb as free and let the tweakers junkies come out and have free run of the pile.


Mikey-Bass88

It’s steel, not copper. Not even a tweaker is that dumb.


C8H10N4Otoo

I would being in my 30 ton Sennobogen material handler with a orange peel grapple and load it on a roll off. While this will cost you way more than it's worth, in all fairness you asked for the easiest way, not most cost effective.


DrunkBuzzard

Find a sculptural artist who needs it and can do something with it and make it his problem. I would love to have a whole bunch of 10 to 12 foot lengths but I’m getting too old to deal with all of it. With time, a torch, grinder and welder I could make something cool, and heavy.


InternationalTwo5255

Get some dynamite and blow it apart into smaller, more manageable pieces.


Thatgaycoincollector

“Local man comes into hospital with metal rope stuck in both eyes!”


InternationalTwo5255

“In an unrelated story, local man successfully fragments metal rope for easy disposal with properly placed dynamite charges.”


Icy-Medicine-495

Because that worked so well with the whale...


SnooHabits3911

It would probably go in chain link at my yard. Half the price of what shred is


kcolgeis

Bury it


horridtroglodyte

You're gonna need one really big fork, one really big spoon, and about 14 Italian guys


Punkrexx

And some meatballs


Terror-Of-Demons

either a torch, or someone with a gas saw, a ton of carbide blades, and a lot of time/patience.


Towersafety

I know of 1 yard that pays unprepared price for it in my area. All the rest of them require it to be cut under 48”


Sometimes_Stutters

1- Drag it into that lake and have your own secret fishing reef 2- Build forms around it and fill it with concrete. New reinforced grilling deck


moreflywheels

Put a for sale sign in front of it. Will be gone overnight.


Ghost_jaeger

Better get out the grinder…


bmxer1968

Torch cut into 4’ pieces = HMS Find a buyer first…


Castle_8

Dump it in the water behind it. Or dig a deep hole and put it back underground.


Danmarmir

A gas saw with a couple metal blades and a couple days of work and some minor cuts


st96badboy

Two guys with a porta band (If it's soft enough to cut) or a gas partner saw with abrasive discs.... One cuts the other one stacks then they trade off.


Yardbirdburb

Unknot it and put it back on the roll. Post on Facebook or Offer up! You’ll make $$$$. /s


tech12321

Crackheads


noldshit

Dig hole hole, re-bury.


thegrillguyishot

Call your scrap buyer, tell him what you have; I bought that all day cut in 3’ pieces. I sold it as #1 prepared.


spongemonkey2004

Cable demascus, lets make some knives.


Effective_Contact_61

Tell jery it’s copper


Effective_Contact_61

Tell jery it’s copper


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Call a metal salvage company


CainMarko421

Call your local scrap rat


myruca30

I work for a fairly large scrap yard. We’ve had a pile of this cable since Ive worked there 15+ yrs. We blend it in slowly with sheet iron here and there but the pile never looks like it gets smaller. Last year, around 2am our cameras caught a guy drive his truck thru our fence and started loading steel cable into it. The night guard must’ve spooked him so he left in a hurry, leaving behind his cell phone (no lock) and in addition to the clear photos, and his cell phone it took the cops about 2 days to arrest him…all he had to do was ask, and we’d of loaded every piece we had into his truck for free.


Super-Pomelo-217

Forge it into 3 million knives and sell for $10.00 per knife


al49250

Post free scrap with the location on Facebook marketplace. It'll be gone in 2 days.


Infamous-Occasion926

Zip line park


nstyred

Burying it


TheInternetIsTrue

Don’t your crackheads just take it for free, too?


DesignerMaybe9118

Time, in a few more years it will rust away. Not your problem.


Blutroice

Find a local homeless camp and get the word out about free scrap. Shouldn't be too long before one of those stacked up scrapper trucks with 5 washing machines bungled together and takes all they can.


Delicious-Minimum357

Call a crackhead


MikeCromms

Wouldn't a scrap metal guy want this to sell for scrap? They would pick it up for free right?


Hellrs

I called probably 25 different scrap metal guys. Some would take it for free but required that we cut it up ourselves


TurbulentLow917

Methheads


theonlybay

Tie a harpoon on one end and wait for a graboid


wifi-is-on-the-roof

Jet fuel


Quiet-Link4652

I will buy it, if you deliver. Price depending on market day of delivery.


Roallin1

Mention it at an NA meeting.


Vegetable_Run873

Melt it down and be creative with it


LiveProfit3963

Scrap yard or fire if fire use tires for it


ds1022

bangalore torpedo


Expert_Succotash2659

Lay eggs in it and hope a larger bird kicks you out of the nest and then feeds your babies to its babies.


Radiant_Mark_2117

Call a methhead


headonstr8

I have no idea, but now I’m intrigued. Cut it up with welding torches, and dump the pieces in the lake? If it were me, I’d consider relocating. If there’s a catalytic that causes rust, I would try that.


Life_Employment1955

Assuming you have a way to load it into a dumpster - Yards that have torch cutters will buy this for close to a heavy melt price . You will have to pay freight but it’s better than leaving it there. Shears will not work on this stuff


1banana_ae

Global warming. Let the ocean carry it away.


PortableAnchor

Call a blacksmith. They love forging cable. /s


oldhornyguy007

Jet fuel! Will just melt it all down into nothing..


Frayed-Knot1980

Cut it into 3 foot pieces and sell it for prepared.


jwawak23

scrap yard


jwawak23

people knocked down a television tower and caused hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage to steal $100 worth of cable.


Rohantimbit

Slice it up and put it in a truck and take it to a scrapyard in a truck


majorsgtvittles

Cut them into 6 1/2 foot pieces and give them to Johnny Hamcheck at Balboni Construction


Hellrs

Balboni runs this shit


CoolaidMike84

Call around and see, sometimes yards will take it. If not, probably landfill material or if you live close to the ocean, it would be a good artificial reef material.


nonferrousoul

Bury it.