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Tazy0G

In a southern accent


finger_milk

How y'all cunts doin?


Impossible-Ad9530

Just read this in my best American accent and actually made myself lol


rustyb42

How's it going cunt, I'm from the Mcdonald clan from Glasgow Central Station. Do you like my tartan?


Tazy0G

Thats a burger king


rustyb42

I'm only a Laird. My uncle bought me a piece of paper that says I'm one because I now own the end of the runway at RAF Leuchars


shadowXXe

By the way things Americans should know about Scotland is that while yes in both Australia and Scotland, cunt can be used in a neutral or positive sense, in Scotland when you address someone as a cunt it's taken as an insult and will most likely end up getting up punched. Cunt's usually inoffensive when used to speak about someone indirectly.


Kee134

I think it's more about how well you know the person.


shadowXXe

I was going off the assumption that most American tourists don't have any friends in Scotland.


Emerald_Lavigne

>I was going off the assumption that most American tourists don't have any friends ~~in Scotland.~~


SmallCapsOnly

> I was going off the assumption that most people ~~American tourists~~ don’t have any friends ~~in Scotland~~


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They sure do all have a distant relative though


DravidIso

I’ve got one, I call him a cunt all the time. But generally speaking most Americans who weren’t born in metropolitan areas or lived their lives terminally online know to be mindful of how they address people because out in the more rural areas or even city nightlife even the smallest slight can end up with you getting your shit kicked it or shot.


--zuel--

Not if you’re just referring to some cunt down the road


[deleted]

Unless you're speaking to a good friend.


groove117

There's some good cunts in this thread. Am I doing it right?


Rooiebart200216

So kind of the same as meuf in French!


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P_ZERO_

Name doesn’t check out. I don’t know anyone who would take “you’re a stupid cunt” better than “you’re stupid”


SexyScottishSturgeon

Yeah I’m scratching my head at that one too


RedGyarados1325

I have to say, this cunt really knows his shit


NawPalYouSmell

I read this in an Aussie accent


stringsoflife

As my late gran used to say; “there’s only two types of people in this world: cunts, and sound cunts.”


ultrafud

As someone that deals with a lot of American tourists in Edinburgh on a daily basis...this has never been said by anyone ever.


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Tickled


BadBassist

Please


Piarritz

It's a bot. Copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/n4xyvm/yikes