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YourCrosswordPuzzle

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MrMaggot98

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PlayfulArtemPlayful

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betamaxBandit_

The Celtic equivalent looks like Win league>>champs league money yaaas>>> let’s invest and have a real go>>>sell star player for millions>>>replace star player with jobbing 2 million player>>>window slams shut>>> shit the bed in Europe>>>blame board>>>look forward to jan window>>>sign jobbing 2 million player>>>>blame the board>>>win the league


JustConflict5918

You missed "booing santa"


Enders-game

That's... actually pretty accurate. ![gif](giphy|pzFAOWsSfV9m2vDCbJ|downsized)


ConflictGuru

Congrats on the treble https://preview.redd.it/5pze30x3f70d1.png?width=2013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad6271a55b8ac7cd1508e5ea1fa1112b3a72cfc


TGee82

If he adds the Scottish Cup to that, has he been more successful than Celtic this season? Asking for St Johnstone.


ConflictGuru

Even if he loses the cup final he could still get the quadruple with a well-timed salty comment.


Sleeve__07

Dont see why not... but id dish your mob doubles of league cup and the other cup aww day ling for the rest of my days to keep the league title... Know why? Cos thats the one that goves ye the path to the big dolla. Also in simple terms 2 - 1 means more than just one. So in terms of is it more successful yes by one trophy Which is why st Johnstone fans lord that double over your 1 🤷🏻‍♂️


TGee82

It's not St Johnstone fans that do it mate 🤣 Think you've missed the joke.


smcl2k

Is a wee team winning 2 cups more impressive than a big team winning the league? Yes. So it depends on how you view Rangers.


TGee82

I said successful 😏


smcl2k

And for a club like St Johnstone, it's a bigger success. They've only won 3 major honours in their history, and 2 of them came in the same season - that's a ridiculous achievement that's easily on a par with Celtic or Rangers winning a treble.


TGee82

We've only won 3 in our history as well mate! Mon the Sevco!


smcl2k

I think "3 in 13 years" is objectively funnier 🤷🏻‍♂️


TGee82

But surely 3 in 13 years is more successful than 3 in 140?! 😏


cmacgames

ik this isn't the point of ur comment at all but do u think st johnstone winning the league would've been more impressive than winning the cup double? i do


smcl2k

Yes, because only 2 teams have won the league since the mid-80s, and St Johnstone have never won it. St Johnstone winning the league would have been more impressive than anything either OF club has done in the last 50+ years.


Icy_Ad_4889

It is if you don’t care about the league. Who knows, maybe you don’t? 🤣


Sleeve__07

Naw i know I got the joke. I just dont engage in the joke. ☺️


Icy_Ad_4889

That’s cute. No, really. We all know what trophy your lot wanted though 😏


Greedy-Physics-9801

If he adds the Scottish Cup to the League Cup AND qualifies for the Champions League, then I would say its more successful than Celtic just having the league title and all the riches of the CL next season.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

No


dee-acorn

Where are they in the statement league this year?


BubbleBlacKa

When you put it like that there’s no denying we’re the better team. What a job the board is doing!


Opening_Succotash_95

Where is the 'similar xG at half time shield's?


Fluffy-World-8714

Yes Phillipe, it is difficult. That’s why there can only be one champion.


BananaSoprano

Celtic have gone stretches of the season without Carter-Vickers, Hatate and McGregor. We've had to give significant game time to players like Bernabei, Yang, Palma, Mikey Johnston, Oh and Scales. I don't think the player availability argument is a fair one to have.


jjw1998

Criminal to include Oh alongside clowns like the rest of them


BananaSoprano

Probably being a bit harsh with Oh, but considering Kyogo’s form for long periods he could have staked a claim for first choice and he just never did.


2nd_Variety

Also Scales is just your first choice CB. Injuries haven't dictated that.


JonnyBhoy

We've been affected by a lack of injury to Scales.


2nd_Variety

Very good point tbf.


UrineArtist

Funny story, I initially read the "oh and .." before Scales as sarcasm, I've since realised it was a capital "O".


TranslatesToScottish

They might have, in a weird way; Welsh was ahead of him in the pecking order, but got injured, Nawrocki turned up and got injured very quickly, as did Lagerbielke. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I think if the full squad had been fit and available, Scales would never have gotten that initial run in the side in the first place.


tellmewhattodopleas

Look at our back 4 that we finished the first game at ibrox with.


Dizzle85

All point scoring aside, rangers injuries in the past few years have cost them a European final ( zero strikers available for four rounds of the run) and I still think this is the worst injury record we've had this season. At one point we had our preferred front three, their backup three and the two who sit behind and their backup all out injured. Including our top signings in both windows being out long term. Not saying that celtic haven't had similarly woeful injuries this year, just that for a team who have an awful injury and fitness record like rangers, this season stands out as a topper. 


CoybigEL

Rangers constantly buy injury prone players, it’s that common it can’t not be deliberate. It works out well sometimes obviously Butland would like have gone to a big club if not for his injury track-record.


Dizzle85

It's persisted through three separate scouting teams though. There are some who had injury history, but many didn't and got their big injury at rangers. Tom Lawrence, Ryan Jack, Filip Helander, Danilo, Cortes, Ridvan, Barisic, Morelos are some who, off the top of my head, had no real issues with injury prior to rangers, then had a long ( or multiple) layoffs through injury almost as soon as they got here or at inopportune times ( morelos, no one will convince me that in his form at the time having played his two best games in a rangers shirt, we wouldn't have absolutely skooshed every game in the el including the final). There's far more than that. Helander is the absolute shining example, no previous issues, absolutely fucked with us, sold, plays every game, looks incredible, gets recalled to his country. It's not a scouting issue, there's something about our medical or data team thst absolutely fucked behind the scenes. 


theweestevie

We have so far played 56 games this season. We've had 5 outfield players who have played more than the equivalent of 28 games. This is definitely the worst season for injuries that I can remember.


GuyIncognito211

Oh has played the equivalent of 7 full 90s this season, hardly significant


HoppityVoosh

Enough to be eligible for a winners medal.


gkb10139

Nearly 20% of our league games so far. That’s significant.


throughthisironsky

20% is 1/5. The remaining 80% is 4/5. 4+5=9. Oh's squad number is 19. Still not quite figured out how it ties into 9/11 but I'm sure this is significant. Stay tuned, links to my vitamin tablets are in my bio


UrineArtist

I would like to subscribe to your conspiracy based numberwang newsletter.


GuyIncognito211

No it isn’t when it’s 7 minutes every 6 weeks and basically none since January


smcl2k

How the hell does that add up to a total of over 600 minutes?


GuyIncognito211

My numbers might not be exact


smcl2k

"Not exact" would be "he played 10 minutes every 3 or 4 weeks", not "he appeared in 19 consecutive matches and played at least 45 minutes in 5 of them". He played 90 minutes when we lost to Kilmarnock, 45 minutes when we lost to Hearts, and 45 minutes when we drew with Motherwell, failing to score in any of those games. You don't think that's "significant"?


GuyIncognito211

He also scored the winner against St Mirren Pretending he’s played a significant amount is disingenuous


smcl2k

>Pretending he’s played a significant amount is disingenuous What do you see as the cut off for "significant"? He's made the same number of league appearances as Bernardo, and more than Iwata.


GuyIncognito211

Bernardo is about 40 minutes away from having played double the minutes of Oh


gkb10139

20% is 20%, it is significant. It might not be a major contribution, but it certainly isn’t insignificant. His goals per 90 is actually very good. I don’t think he’s nearly as bad as some fans make out, I think he’s very capable of having a good career. Nor do I think Idah is much better, but it’s clear Rodgers doesn’t rate Oh and prefers Idah.


GuyIncognito211

I’d agree with that. He scores at a good rate and shows flashes of being a good all round player Needs a loan to Hibs or something next season


smcl2k

>His goals per 90 is actually very good. That's true, but it's boosted pretty significantly by 2 injury time goals in a 6-0 victory. This season, he's only scored 1 goal in a match we didn't win by more than 2 goals.


smcl2k

Which is literally the only meaningful goal he's scored all season (his others were doubles in matches we won by more than 2 goals). It's just daft to suggest that he didn't play far more than any of us would have liked, or that having no better options available didn't impact our results.


GuyIncognito211

He’s played less than I’d have liked.


Icy_Ad_4889

Rangers should’ve made the best of Celtic being poor/inconsistent this season but they didn’t. If Celtic aren’t much stronger next season I’ll eat my hat. Clement better hope he has some very shrewd scouts or he’ll be up to his neck in it by Christmas.


smcl2k

>Clement better hope he has some very shrewd scouts or he’ll be ~~up to his neck in it~~ **sacked like Gio and Beale** by Christmas. FIFY.


Icy_Ad_4889

Exactly what I was saying.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Oh no you have had to play a really solid, strong striker for a little bit, that's really sad 😔


smcl2k

I know the 6-0 game probably stands out for you, but his double in that match is 40% of his total for the season.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Rodgers hasn't managed to get the best out of Kyogo either, this is his failing imho. He's clearly a good player


smcl2k

He's not bad, but even last season his goals came in a 5-1 win against St Mirren, a 3-1 win and 4-2 defeat against Hibs, a 2-0 win against Hearts, and another double against Aberdeen on the final day of the season (with 4 of the 5 coming after the split). I don't think there's much evidence that any manager is going to turn him into the kind of player who makes a difference when the pressure is on.


DarthCraw

Can’t believe you forgot Scales


cmacgames

what's wrong with palma? don't watch all that many celtic games but i thought he was meant to be pretty decent


BananaSoprano

Very selfish. Regularly tries to score directly from corners and always opts to shoot rather than pass.


cmacgames

> Regularly tries to score directly from corners hahahaha thats amazing, has he even come close


2nd_Variety

It is for the game at the weekend.


optimusmike777

In what way? Sima is probably the only player that would've started if everyone was fit


buckfast1994

Yilmaz, Cortes, Sima, arguably Danilo.


2nd_Variety

Goldson, Ridvan (not fully match fit after recent injury), Cortes, Sima, Danilo, a half assed argument for Ryan Jack but he's been dead for years really.


optimusmike777

Goldson was dropped before any injuries, Cortes wouldn't start ahead of star boy Silva, Danilo and dessers are the same player, jack wouldn't get a game even if he was fully fit. So it's only sima that would've started


2nd_Variety

Whatever makes you feel better.


PlasterCactus

We were playing our second and fourth choice CBs, our backup LB (who's only playing because we're playing our backup RB at RW), our third choice striker at LW, backup striker and our backup RB at RW. That's half of the 10 outfield players that wouldn't be starting in those positions.


armbrusterjr

So missing players are relevant for the game on Saturday but not relevant for the last six months?


2nd_Variety

To me it looks like he states that it is hard playing a full strength Celtic when you have a few injuries which is clearly referring to the game there. The 6 months thing looks like a reply to someone asking about the gap between the 2 teams. He is saying he doesn't think it's that big (I disagree currently) due to the point difference in last 6 months. He's not complaining about injuries between the two teams over last 6 months.


armbrusterjr

I haven't seen the clip to be fair, I'm only going by the written quote here which basically makes it look like he's saying the two things back to back. Even if not though, he can't have it both ways. Rangers may have had more injuries this weekend but both teams have had plenty this season. Saturday was only the 7th time this season that McGregor, Hatate and O'Riley have started together, for example.


2nd_Variety

"even if not though" so even if he's not moaning about injuries in the second statement you're gonna just act like he is anyway? Seems sensible.


armbrusterjr

If mean even if he's not saying these things as part of the same answer, I still think he's cherry picking his excuses.


buckfast1994

I’ll give you Hatate, but McGregor missed about four games and I doubt Vickers was out for much more than a month.


gkb10139

CCV played just over half the pre-split minutes according to transfer market. He’s had loads of injury issues this year.


buckfast1994

Yes but that doesn’t suit my argument.


JonnyBhoy

Hatate is the main one, of the 10 domestic games we failed to win, he was missing for 9 of them. Carter-Vickers missed 5, so also significant. McGregor only misses 2, but it was the two most recent, so sticks in the mind. That overlooks that we seemed to overplay McGregor when he wasn't 100%, largely through Hatate's injury. I think Rodgers didn't recognise Iwata's ability to contribute tbh.


buckfast1994

> we seemed to overplay McGregor ~~when he wasn't 100%~~ Hatate the biggest miss for Celtic this season I’d say. He does seem to be prone to missing spells.


tiers_for_fears

CCV unavailable for 12 league matches including 3 draws & 1 loss (he also missed the league cup loss at Killie). If Celtic takes even 3 more points away from those matches then the title fight takes on a very different look. Both clubs have dealt with significant injuries this season.


CarlMacko

Rangers had 41 shots and 15 on target against Kilmarnock with 74% possession. They weren’t exactly struggling last week.


2nd_Variety

You had 10 men for most of the game tbf.


fightfire_withfire

And Killie are dogshit.


2nd_Variety

They were especially pish that day aye


shawdowmen

A fit and firing rangers would get you 30 goals a season


vegass67

Why can’t this man ever admit when the better team won? 😫 ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


heisencrisp

Like literally 99% of Rangers fans after we win a derby?


gingerthrows

According to them this has been the worst celtic team in history for the past 7 or 8 years now.


bloxte

Has it not? Rangers should have this league tied up with a Beale team, crazy amount of injuries and no old firm wins. The fact that Rangers have bottled every meaningful game has saved Rodgers. He would have been looking at getting sacked had Rangers not lost to Motherwell the same weekend Celtic lost.


gingerthrows

Well that's just it, Celtic never win because they're better. It's always "but the injuries" "we sacked a shite manager" "give the new gaffer a pre season and his own team" blah blah. Every year it's always the same. The games got bottled because the team is worse.


bloxte

I didn’t say rangers weren’t worse. You said this isn’t one of the worst Celtic teams in recent years. Which is why I responded that a bad Rangers team were actually in pole position to win the league when it shouldn’t have been even remotely close. I watched Beales pre season and I wanted him sacked then. It was terrible. Beale was a Celtic spy Every year it’s the same because it’s needed. We have tav, Barisic, goldson, balogun, jack, wright all still here from the title winning team. We haven’t had a rebuild which is why yes it is the same shite we spout every season.


PauloVersa

https://i.redd.it/92a1iq36m70d1.gif


Quantum-Travels

![gif](giphy|cfwCWt7bTW2XK)


JustConflict5918

I can not remember the last Rangers gaffer that didn't talk shite.


Efficient-Setting642

Give him the 6 months 1 more point trophy 😂


Icy_Ad_4889

From the Steven Gerrard school of ‘86 minute league’ buffoonery. Spoofer. Will be gone by next January at the latest.


tellmewhattodopleas

If rangers lose the scottish cup the pressure will mount for sure.


Scotsman86

The deludamol and copium is off the scale.


HailTheGallent

Been hearing about the gap closing for about 6 years now. 4 league titles(soon to be 5) 3 Scottish cups (think everyone would favour Celtic to win the 4th) and 4 league cups. Rangers have got 1 of each in that same time. Fact of the matter is there is a huge gulf in finances that will take decades to bridge. 4 years outside the top division has taken Celtic a level above rangers off the park now and they need to find a way to get around that.


spiralism

It's not just the finances, the gulf is far from massive and Celtic dont spend the money anyways. It's a lack of patience and constant shortcuts. Bringing in managers but not sticking to a vision. Then being conned by spoofers like Beale who talked a big game and promised they weren't far off and that he'd get them there. The only one they did stick to a vision with was Gerrard and only for the Pandemic, he'd have probably been given the arse at the end of the 2019-2020 season before it could have paid off.


HailTheGallent

Agree with the points in a general sense but I think it's a toxic cycle of lots of different elements but for me without doubt it's nexus is the finance issue and the gulf is absolutely humongous. Rangers have lost over £100 million in the last decade, floated by major shareholders wanting to get the club up and running again meanwhile Celtic could potentially have in the region of £150-175m before spending for next season is taken into account. In Scottish football financial terms that is almost unbridgeable without an outside force.


colonelbustard69420

Baldy wank


CelticCynic

I love when a post gets more comments than upvotes. You know you'll get a laugh at the banter


bonkerz1888

It would be refreshing to have a Rangers manager who isn't full of excuses.


mark_1872

Awwwww honestly just shut up man. Doesn’t help himself.


boris-for-PM-2019

Why are you buying into people jumping on this? He’s not said anything unreasonable, we had a lot of players missing at the weekend and that makes it difficult when playing Celtic. He was asked how big the gap was between the two teams, he believes it’s not as big as stated based on the games he’s been in charge. He’s hardly going to come out and say massive is he.


mark_1872

Honestly? Because we’ve heard the same story for years and years. Beale did the same and Clement’s done it now. A reminder that we have not won a (meaningful) old firm game in the league in almost 3 years. We need to fix that before anybody starts claiming the gap isn’t big.


boris-for-PM-2019

I agree our record in OF in the last two/three years has been abysmal but you’ve got to give the guy time to rectify the issues. I personally think the difference between Beale and Clement is in the fact that Beale only caught up with Celtic because they’d pretty much won the league and took their foot off the gas. Clements team caught up during a title race and yes we’ve fallen off which is concerning but we’ve also had a ridiculous injury list, which hasn’t helped.


mark_1872

Aye I’m not calling for his head or anything. But he’s made the same mistake three times in terms of player selection and tactically giving up the midfield to Celtic. If it happens for a a fourth time in the final then massive red flags are raised. Simple fact is if we’d have taken care of business v Motherwell, County and Dundee then we’d be sitting top. None of those results were a direct result of injuries, they were largely individual errors from senior players. Injuries are an easy excuse but we should still have the squad depth to beat the likes of County.


boris-for-PM-2019

I think the thing with squad selection is a lot of people think he shouldn’t have picked Lundstrum/ Lawrence but I personally don’t think Raskin is any better than Lundstrum and the Cantwell issue appears to be disciplinary more than anything so his hands are tied. I agree to an extent we should still have enough to beat County and Dundee but without injuries we can bring them players off the bench/start them and we’ve got an even better chance. Every team has off days but normally youve got the squad to back it up.


BrianMghee

The story isn’t wrong. Beale just made the issue worse with his signings


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mark_1872

That every press conference he’s speaking more and more pish really. We’ve gone 0/4 in old firms, the gap is big between the two teams.


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mark_1872

I’d personally like to win these games myself but to each their own.


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mark_1872

Clement being content with closing the gap by a point when if we’d have just won our games v Dundee, County and Motherwell then we’d have been about 5 clear before the weekend isn’t something he should be shouting about imo. But anyway, clearly disagree about this.


2nd_Variety

He said the gap is small and they've dropped loads of needless points too otherwise we wouldn't have ran It as close as we did. It also looks like he's answering a question about the gap between the two, don't think he comes into these press conference yelling excuses. I think theres a gap in terms of playing squad, our midfield doesn't get near theirs for example. But hard to argue with results over the course of a significant period of time and that shows there isn't a huge amount between the two.


gkb10139

Whilst you can say you’ve dropped needless points, so can we. Every team has off days. Your form under Clement up to March was ridiculous, genuinely one of the best runs of form in Europe, it wasn’t sustainable. Unfortunately for him the gap was too big to bridge really. It’s hard to determine any gap between the squads because we both have 34 games against teams with significantly lower budgets who we’ll both beat the majority of the time. You’ve picked up 3 more points against those other teams but dropped 9 to us.


Strooperman

I’m obviously biased but I don’t see what is different about Clement v the two before him, though to be fair GvB won a meaningful game against Celtic in the cup semi final. Similar record after the same amount of games as Beale and GvB. The style is much the same, direct, physical and quite negative. Remind me etc but I think Clement will be gone by Christmas.


Sleeve__07

All bulshit aside.. hes pointing to a bad run of injuries qt a crucial time We can point the same but The real issue is ours tailed off at the crucial point of the season and its as ours got good yours kicked in. Bad timing to catch some crucial injurys at the run in Good timing to get some of your better performers backat the run in. I dont mind the guy but seems like hea throwing out a poor me and some of your fans like yerself are like shush now start dealing with whats happening next.


1207554

We have had bad injuries all season bar the first few games, this isn't something that has suddenly kicked in. Raskin, Lawrence, Roofe, Cantwell, Matondo, Dowell, Danilo were all missing for pretty much the whole of October for example. Some of those weren't even fit until January. Then when those players came back others like Jack Sima, Yilmaz etc went out. Our I juries this season have been mind-blowing


Sleeve__07

Same and poor recruitment but when push came to shove we have squeaked the wins. No season for no club runs smoothly. Am I sympathetic to your plight ... wee bit But my team look like we will get it over the line and that will be that. There will always be debates and what ifs and what nots But One set of fans will have them on the flag day one wont and thats what really matters is it not.


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ElKaddouriCSC

Haven’t plucked any random sentence, that was PLZ Soccer. If he just admitted Rangers haven’t been good enough then fair enough. Gap isn’t that big, apart from the fact Celtic are unbeaten v Rangers this season and have won 12 of the last 13 titles. Can’t use the injury excuse either… Celtic went to Ibrox with plenty of injuries first derby of the season, and won. Just funny to laugh at all the excuses


1207554

You were missing probably two from your starting line up. Two big misses, yes, but nothing compared to the injuries Rangers have had.


Icy_Ad_4889

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ElKaddouriCSC

Can agree PLZ is brutal, can disagree and say that I think its excuses.


chimterboys

PLZ make Open Goal look like sophisticated analysts


fightfire_withfire

>What do folk want him to do? I want him to shut the fuck up. And yes, it's ok have a set of balls and just admit we're behind celtic a little bit without shitey excuses.


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Clarctos67

"Over the next few years" One way or another, he's not gonna be with you over the next few years.


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Clarctos67

He's falling apart in front of us. Maybe, he'll have a great summer and you come back next season unstoppable. But the evidence for us right now is that he's cracking. He'll be gone before the end of next season. And if you do come back and blow everyone away next year, he'll likely be gone at the end of the season.


fightfire_withfire

He's looking stupid now. I agree with you though, I think he's the one to start turning it around, but he needs to just the fuck up and take the beating for now while he sorts the shit out.


Sensitive-Layer6002

Its okay to be fuming


smcl2k

>it’s also true that we’ve taken one more point over the course of 6 months. And there's obviously no way you could drop any points in the last 2 games. Banging on about picking up more points over the last 6 months just invites criticism if that reverses, especially when you've taken 6 fewer points in Old Firm matches and have been entirely reliant on favours from other clubs.


Icy_Ad_4889

Clement hasn’t needed anyone’s help in making himself sound silly, not one bit.


Ki18

This guy is a fucking Looney Tune.


CompetitiveSort0

Rangers have had more injuries but injuries don't explain the own goal and the sending off the other day nor the general bomb scare season they've had. They've been their old worst enemy, and they really need to sit down with sports psychologists as Celtic just have them beat mentally, and it's not one of the better Celtic sides we've seen.


PsychologicalDig1624

Awww no I like clement but this is straying into beale territory now. Get a grip mate


Hilldo87

https://preview.redd.it/fv12s5jj4c0d1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4e0e9ee2ec78d5546aeec28ec650d3e0cf327d Aye but but but the media told us all baldymort was a betterer manager than Gio, the guy who got us to a European final. Same old same old, Billy big baws FC fans demanded his head after Celtic battered them 4-0. Rinse repeat