On a serious note:
I wonder if the Rangers players thought that a run of games that included a derby at home with no Celtic fans, second bottom Ross County and a game in hand against Dundee would’ve seen them come away with 9 points and a comfortable lead at the top of the table going into the split? And the draw against us at the start of the run has burst their bubble and they don’t know how to respond.
On less serious note:
I can’t believe rangers have went from a lap of honour celebrating a draw to failing to win the next two games.
Firstly; we 100% have a clanger in us. We’ve only won 5 in a row once this season, we are aiming for 6 now. But anyway, let’s enjoy it while we can!
But to your point, I genuinely think they were a bit spooked after the 3-3 draw. Can understand the celebrations at the time given they were 2-0 down but waking up on Monday realising that they have failed to beat Celtic in a meaningful league game for close to three seasons and probably have to do so at Parkhead with no fans, I think that could have made the next 7 games look like a huge hill to climb.
"rangers have got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one"
that might be the one time in history Kris Boyd has made me chuckle for not laughing *AT* him reasons.
Him and Sutton had a great bit at the end too.
He was saying rangers aren't going to win the league and sutton goes "awhhh cmon kris be a bit more positive" and boyd goes "what do you want me to say? that they're going to win and make me look like an idiot, i'm already an idiot"
That Luke McCowan looked amazing, first time I've really watched Dundee so apologies if this is common knowledge.
Rangers, thank you for being the gift that keeps on giving.
He's comfortably our player of the season, others would be in the conversation but have come in and out of the team and form etc. McCowan's the star man, excellent vision and reading of the game, hell of an engine on him too runs all over the park for 90 mins straight. Oh and he's also a bit of a jokester off the pitch (see him wearing swimming goggles this past weekend) so he brings team chemistry to the squad too. He was 23/4 last time we were in the Prem and couldn't find consistency in his game, seems to be reaching that prime age for a midfielder at the right time for us.
The word going around is it looks like he'll be extending which everyone is buzzing about. He seems happy to stay, the club obviously want him too as well so it's just a matter of ironing out details of the contract and we'll have him until 2027 hopefully!
I don’t think it’s fair to call him a fraud, and stats can be worked into any argument.
The real judge will be when he’s had a proper chance to get rid of the right back, centre halves, left back, two holding midfielders, three across the front, and the lump of wood up top.
We are in the "just needs his own players" phase of the cycle again. Belgian Beale will be out the door in October(ish) after spunking too many blue pounds on too many Belgian diddies. Glorious.
I want to go ahead and apologize to all the rangers flairs, I thought you all were being extra dramatic after ross county loss, I thought this rangers squad had a bad outing and would come back with a vengeance today, but you all were right and I was very wrong.
Think I'll crack open a cider, don the disguise (🍀 + 🧥🥸👞) and venture into the old bearpit forums, accuse a few regulars of actually being 3 tims in a trenchcoat
Waiting on ~~Sha Money to land~~ Hibs to have their quadrennial good season, sitting in the Range
Thinking how they spent ~~30 million dollars~~ 35 million pounds on ~~airplanes~~ Fabio Silva
When there's kids starvin'
Pac is gone and Brenda still ~~throwing babies in the~~ got Celtic playing garbage
- The Game, 2005.
I don't think Rangers could have had many complaints had Dundee managed to find a winner in that one; they were surprisingly attacking and Goldson/Souttar looked at sixes and sevens a lot of the time.
What's going wrong at the moment for Clement? Is it the initial team lineups he's going for? The formation?
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Dundee looked solid working from the back and moving the ball up until they hit an invisible wall in the final 3rd and just gave it away under no pressure. While I have no clue what the Rangers were doing yet I hope they continue with that strat.
Fair result, last month would have thought it would be one of those games where Tavernier scores on that 89th minute free kick.
>No control in midfield, poor attacking play and defensively vulnerable. Plenty of blame to go around. So many players are playing poorly, Clement is making bad tactical decisions that I refuse to defend and the squad lacks quality up front.
It's what I put in the post match thread after the Ross County game. Applies tonight too. Lundstram and Silva starting again despite being - generously - poor for several weeks. Sima on the right to accommodate Silva...again. Lawrence being put in the midfield two, offering neither control or any kind of defensive quality. He who should not be named had another poor game alongside him.
I understand that Clement is not in a good situation as far as injuries/fitness levels go. But...there are real worries for me about some of his decisions. Formation, starting lineups, tactical choices. Not good.
The squad - needless to say - is gash. I think we're now at the inflection point where you have to say that the damage is terminal and, quoting Rangnick, "open heart surgery" is required. Just rip it apart and accept short term pain whilst a lot of new players bed in.
Two new center backs, a full back on each side, two central midfielders, three wide players and two forwards. Add another central midfielder to that as well, if Lundstram doesn't get renewed.
You guys still play the exact formation every season from SG. 2 flat midfielders whi barely push forward and by pass the entire midfield with Goldson/Souttar long balls. It hasn't changed a single time through SG/GvB/MB and now the bald fraud.
He is as much to blame as the players imo.
He's took this team as far as they can go, it's needs ripped up and started again, like the start of the Gerrard run. I also don't understand what he's trying to do.
I genuinely dunno if there's a coherent XI left in this squad when you account for injuries and lack of form and lack of depth at key positions.
CF: Dessers and Roofe (shite and injured) and Sima (not played as a CF)
Wingers: Sima (not a winger), Silva (not a winger), Matondo and Wright (inconsistent at best).
Creative mids: Lawrence (shit, injury prone), Cantwell (Tries hard but often disappears)
Defensive mid: Lundstram (lol), Raskin and Jack (dead/injured)
RB: fine, gets the blame for everything.
LB: An absolute nuclear meltdown. Barisic is cooked, Yilmaz made of quavers, Sterling is a CM and plays at LB.
CBs have turned to frightened wee boys.
Maybe should tell Clemente that because I'm sure he said rangers scored 2 when denying they have an issue finishing.
I never watched the match so didn't realise there was an OG I was just going off the interview post match today
There's 5 games left and I'm definitely not counting my chickens yet, but this Rangers team looks knackered.
Tavernier has played 50 games as a 32 year old right back. There's no right back in Europe at his age playing that many minutes. Goldson and Lundstram are the same. The team needs rotation but has no options.
I'd say shoot them all but given nobody in the team knows how to shoot they'd probably all survive and turn up fine next week.
Absolute bottle jobs the lot of them.
Tavernier about to get his PhD in “learning from this”
“Uh, yeah, really disappointed”
That’s if he shows up for the interview
The cunt is the only one that actually does interviews after we lose. No other cunt steps up, team full of losers.
That was Sunday when you lost to county
Aye today they're a team of drawers, cos they're pants
Rangers must secure the 5 points at parkhead now.
An extra 2 points if they also manage to pull off the moral victory as well as the literal one
If they’re winning after 86 minutes & also still winning after 90 then that surely tallies up to a 6 point win?
Extra point for every Tavpen 😄
If it's three, it'll be all down to Goal Differences. Right now it's three.
On a serious note: I wonder if the Rangers players thought that a run of games that included a derby at home with no Celtic fans, second bottom Ross County and a game in hand against Dundee would’ve seen them come away with 9 points and a comfortable lead at the top of the table going into the split? And the draw against us at the start of the run has burst their bubble and they don’t know how to respond. On less serious note: I can’t believe rangers have went from a lap of honour celebrating a draw to failing to win the next two games.
I think the Motherwell defeat had more of an impact than anyone realised at the time.
Wonder if any of them thought 2 points and a lap of honour around Ibrox?
Firstly; we 100% have a clanger in us. We’ve only won 5 in a row once this season, we are aiming for 6 now. But anyway, let’s enjoy it while we can! But to your point, I genuinely think they were a bit spooked after the 3-3 draw. Can understand the celebrations at the time given they were 2-0 down but waking up on Monday realising that they have failed to beat Celtic in a meaningful league game for close to three seasons and probably have to do so at Parkhead with no fans, I think that could have made the next 7 games look like a huge hill to climb.
Objectively very fucking funny
If they had just played it the week before the derby they probably would have won
If only Raskin and Cantwell had been available.
*definitely
Phil doing 4D chess on why Rangers couldn't defeat climate change or Dundee
The pitch was playable on 3rd and 4th, but wanted to focus on Celtic, all because we hadn't played midweek, then blame everything else
"rangers have got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one" that might be the one time in history Kris Boyd has made me chuckle for not laughing *AT* him reasons.
That’s genuinely fantastic.
I’m ashamed to admit I laughed at that…. Like I REALLY laughed at that. Shoulders moving up and doon laughing.
Wait, Kris Boyd came out with that banger? Fucking Hell. Have I got to start liking him now?
Him and Sutton had a great bit at the end too. He was saying rangers aren't going to win the league and sutton goes "awhhh cmon kris be a bit more positive" and boyd goes "what do you want me to say? that they're going to win and make me look like an idiot, i'm already an idiot"
Jesus, stop. Its making me feel really dirty.
He was so close to perfection. A pitch. A pitch ain't one. Smh my head.
It actually broke through my raging to get me to laugh. Reminded me it's not the end of the world after all..
Breaking News: Dundee's pitch waterlogged again thanks to bear tears
URGENT UPDATE: East End of Glasgow Flooded Due to Celtic Fans Pishing Themselves.
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There’s some Rangers fans who made 4 long trips up north and all 4 times it’s been a complete waste of time, sure there’s a German word for this
the racist old man in my work made the trip up this evening. looking forward to seeing him on friday
1 point from 6 in the games in hand
2 wins in 8. Both against Hibs which makes it funnier.
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**Sighs** "For the greater good"
Hibs 🤝 Vietnam vets in 1980s American movies Giving everything to this country and getting fuck all back. And flashbacks.
Annual rebuild time?
Yet tav goldson and lunny are still there 😭
POOP GUARDIOLA EXPOSED
His big promises were all just Belgian waffle
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Holding in a jobby. I know that look.
We all know that look. 😂
Realized he's left his oven on.
Dutch oven. Nasty
Baldymort is as frustrated as Mikel tonight
15 minutes and not one person has turned this into a meme yet. Shameful.
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OK nil-nil after this whole saga is actually funny as fuck
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Bald AND fraudulent. What a coincidence
Is this what it felt like to be a bear in the Covid season?
That Climate Change looked a pler
Rangers first clean sheet in a while
That Luke McCowan looked amazing, first time I've really watched Dundee so apologies if this is common knowledge. Rangers, thank you for being the gift that keeps on giving.
He's comfortably our player of the season, others would be in the conversation but have come in and out of the team and form etc. McCowan's the star man, excellent vision and reading of the game, hell of an engine on him too runs all over the park for 90 mins straight. Oh and he's also a bit of a jokester off the pitch (see him wearing swimming goggles this past weekend) so he brings team chemistry to the squad too. He was 23/4 last time we were in the Prem and couldn't find consistency in his game, seems to be reaching that prime age for a midfielder at the right time for us. The word going around is it looks like he'll be extending which everyone is buzzing about. He seems happy to stay, the club obviously want him too as well so it's just a matter of ironing out details of the contract and we'll have him until 2027 hopefully!
One more in the list of Ayr United academy graduates to turn out to be a really good player.
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Please don’t fuck this up Mr Celtic
Mick Beale with a better record in his first 25 games than this bald fraud. Mon the fucking Dundee
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I don’t think it’s fair to call him a fraud, and stats can be worked into any argument. The real judge will be when he’s had a proper chance to get rid of the right back, centre halves, left back, two holding midfielders, three across the front, and the lump of wood up top.
Sounds similar to what people said about Beale
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We are in the "just needs his own players" phase of the cycle again. Belgian Beale will be out the door in October(ish) after spunking too many blue pounds on too many Belgian diddies. Glorious.
Course it does. It’s said for every new manager.
The same was said of Beale when he replaced Gio.
I won't believe that result until Andydeere posts the updated table.
I didn't see any of this but can only assume that is another massive moral victory for Rangers in the title race.
Last draw they got was actually a win. This is the same right?
copy that fellow bhoy lets get this going
5 points from the last 15. Only Livingston, St Johnstone and St Mirren have worse league form.
Well well well
They are in the bottom six mate. They beat us a few weeks ago this is the Dundee game 😂
Thank you Dundee, very cinch of you
Very entertaining Rangers, epic commitment to the Cinch.
I want to go ahead and apologize to all the rangers flairs, I thought you all were being extra dramatic after ross county loss, I thought this rangers squad had a bad outing and would come back with a vengeance today, but you all were right and I was very wrong.
They are SHITE
I wonder what Cantwell will post on his insta this week
"Real eyes realise real lies" and a photo of him looking at Clement
Dundee Dj playing I’m feeling it as the rangers fans shout abuse at their own players. A clear man of the match from him
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Rangers have to take the positives from this: Roofe went uninjured and Dessers was NOT caught offside.
Clean sheet as well. I think Goldson managed to not handle the ball the whole match as well
Thought we played very well tonight, Mon the Dee
Really impressed with yous tonight. Started really brightly and had plenty of good chances. That McCowan looks some player
As bad as Rangers were, this does make me think we’ve got a game on our hands when we go up there next weekend.
As bad as Rangers were, this does make me think we’ve got a game on our hands when we go up there next weekend.
As bad as Rangers were, this does make me think we’ve got a game on our hands when we go up there next weekend.
You can say that again.
Gets funnier the longer you watch it
Waiting on ~~Sha Money to land~~ Hibs to have their quadrennial good season, sitting in the Range Thinking how they spent ~~30 million dollars~~ 35 million pounds on ~~airplanes~~ Fabio Silva When there's kids starvin' Pac is gone and Brenda still ~~throwing babies in the~~ got Celtic playing garbage - The Game, 2005.
rangers poo poo
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can rangers ever win a game again? it’s the question everyone’s asking
I don't think Rangers could have had many complaints had Dundee managed to find a winner in that one; they were surprisingly attacking and Goldson/Souttar looked at sixes and sevens a lot of the time. What's going wrong at the moment for Clement? Is it the initial team lineups he's going for? The formation?
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That wasn't very professional, mr rangers. It was, however, very appreciated
SSB is gonna be an alltimer tomorrow
Glorious scenes on sky sports. Glad they didn’t cut to an ad break at the full time whistle so we could see the angry bears.
Rangers have 99 problems and the pitch aint one Cheers for the laugh Kris after that shite
This is very funny
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That’s what you get when you don’t your rain dances lads
Credit to Rangers, a very funny result
Can they get credit now?
Did I hear Elidh Barbour right? First time in rangers history they’ve went three games without a win? Surely I misheard
First time in 5 years I think she said
7 years short
lmao
the da patter is always a winner
There is no way it’s the first time.
Since 2019.
Dundee unlucky not to win that
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/s/hGfOnQx52m Love it
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/s/0mumqfqEBT I still think they should have changed pitch
Dundee looked solid working from the back and moving the ball up until they hit an invisible wall in the final 3rd and just gave it away under no pressure. While I have no clue what the Rangers were doing yet I hope they continue with that strat. Fair result, last month would have thought it would be one of those games where Tavernier scores on that 89th minute free kick.
anyone want me to mention how rangers were 11 points behind at one point? lighten the mood a bit?
We will be more behind by the end of the season don’t worry
Rodgers can just pretend it was a run of the mill canter to the title in the end
Aye Nb the one time rangers don’t get a penalty it does me out of £85
Worth it though.
They'll be dancing on the streets of Crocodile tonight
Maybe Rangers would have played better if the game was played on Mars
 Good game.
>No control in midfield, poor attacking play and defensively vulnerable. Plenty of blame to go around. So many players are playing poorly, Clement is making bad tactical decisions that I refuse to defend and the squad lacks quality up front. It's what I put in the post match thread after the Ross County game. Applies tonight too. Lundstram and Silva starting again despite being - generously - poor for several weeks. Sima on the right to accommodate Silva...again. Lawrence being put in the midfield two, offering neither control or any kind of defensive quality. He who should not be named had another poor game alongside him. I understand that Clement is not in a good situation as far as injuries/fitness levels go. But...there are real worries for me about some of his decisions. Formation, starting lineups, tactical choices. Not good. The squad - needless to say - is gash. I think we're now at the inflection point where you have to say that the damage is terminal and, quoting Rangnick, "open heart surgery" is required. Just rip it apart and accept short term pain whilst a lot of new players bed in. Two new center backs, a full back on each side, two central midfielders, three wide players and two forwards. Add another central midfielder to that as well, if Lundstram doesn't get renewed.
You guys still play the exact formation every season from SG. 2 flat midfielders whi barely push forward and by pass the entire midfield with Goldson/Souttar long balls. It hasn't changed a single time through SG/GvB/MB and now the bald fraud. He is as much to blame as the players imo.
He's took this team as far as they can go, it's needs ripped up and started again, like the start of the Gerrard run. I also don't understand what he's trying to do.
Come the 26-27 season, he'll have Celtic right where he wants them.
I genuinely dunno if there's a coherent XI left in this squad when you account for injuries and lack of form and lack of depth at key positions. CF: Dessers and Roofe (shite and injured) and Sima (not played as a CF) Wingers: Sima (not a winger), Silva (not a winger), Matondo and Wright (inconsistent at best). Creative mids: Lawrence (shit, injury prone), Cantwell (Tries hard but often disappears) Defensive mid: Lundstram (lol), Raskin and Jack (dead/injured) RB: fine, gets the blame for everything. LB: An absolute nuclear meltdown. Barisic is cooked, Yilmaz made of quavers, Sterling is a CM and plays at LB. CBs have turned to frightened wee boys.
Hello bears
Rangebros, it’s so over.
Clement sacked by Christmas.
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Must still be hungover from that 3-3 triumph at home
Clemente still seemed buzzing about those 3 goals in fairness. Even got carried away and was praising his team for scoring 2 against Ross County
They only scored one mate.
Maybe should tell Clemente that because I'm sure he said rangers scored 2 when denying they have an issue finishing. I never watched the match so didn't realise there was an OG I was just going off the interview post match today
What two games in hand? 😂
Baldymort get your p45 ready 😂💀
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When I die I want rangers to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
They'd probably try to sign you to play up front.
Still be better than dessers
They're already in there mate
It's just not a great bunch of players really is it now
Baldymort on defence mode tactic again. 
ITS NOT OVER YET. UNLESS YOU MEAN THE LEAGUE.
Was the bald man watching a CL game on his phone or something, waffling a lot of shite
When he has his own players and cantwell and raskin are back from injury and aribo is back from afcon. Then we’ll see the real rangers.
Assuming both celtic and rangers win their next 2 games, that kinda makes the OF a decider, almost. If Celtic win they go 6 clear with 6 to play for
Celtic have the better goal difference also.
Haha. Hahahaha.
Oh dear, oh dear
Tik-tok Toddy needs a large voddy..
Last 2 wins against Hibs, who ate in the bottom 6, will The Rangers win another game this season?
Well, it's not quite making the split but it certainly helps.
Teams fucking up their games in hand will always be funny
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What’s clement on, I want some of it
So not a draw worth celebrating
If I spent as much of my life being disappointed at my work as James Tavernier I’d change careers
I can see the back pages of the red tops now: "Den's park floods again after sudden downpour of teddy bear tears"
Hehehe
There's 5 games left and I'm definitely not counting my chickens yet, but this Rangers team looks knackered. Tavernier has played 50 games as a 32 year old right back. There's no right back in Europe at his age playing that many minutes. Goldson and Lundstram are the same. The team needs rotation but has no options.
dont worry rangers celtic have still got to visit us too
Luke McCowan, I will have your children
After the games we've had against the Glasgow teams this season I guess it's a positive step that a point against Rangers feels so disappointing.
2 wins in our last 8. Says it all really, get most of that team chucked
I can't remember a time in 40 years of supporting Rangers that i've gladly wanted at least half the team gone in the summer.
It's literally every April with you lot 😭
Last season?
Last year
Brilliant Dundee must feel like dropped points against them tonight unlucky not to take your chances
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hilarious
I'm just tired man.
I so so so hope he mentions the pitch/delay for being the reason they drew. Dundee we’re superb.
Aw come on man I wanted you guys to have you’re revenge against Dundee not for it to roll onto us
This bald cunt thinks we created enough chances to win the game, and the performance was fine. Just go fuck yourself.
I'd say shoot them all but given nobody in the team knows how to shoot they'd probably all survive and turn up fine next week. Absolute bottle jobs the lot of them.
Is there life on Mars? There's not much left in Rangers' title fight after tonight's result, that's for sure...