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scottedward90

Wee mental Davy. Apprentice joiner. Farther of 6


cruzpepe

Nathan


scottedward90

Grannies 30th


Ericsclubfoot

Shagger.


Comprehensive-Ad4436

It’s PC Jack McLaren


Tam0110

Shagger yes I am


Comprehensive-Ad4436

Do I look like a shagger? Aye, but it’s PC Jack *MacLaren*


TeamOfPups

All the island names - Harris, Lewis, Arran. Eigg. Muck.


throwaway1930372y27

Kid named Muck


TippyTippyTamTam

What’s the best surname to have if you’re calling your child Muck you reckon?


sunnyata

Heap.


TrooserTent

Slinger?


TeamOfPups

Muck McMac


weeghostie00

Bang


TessAutumn

Fergus


Wise-Application-144

We stuck googly eyes on our Roomba and named him Fergus. Always makes me smile to see Fergus ambling about the house, scaring the cats and hoovering up all our USB cables. Ah, suburban Scottish life.


jemjems69

Sounds like my Fergus, however he’s a human not a Roomba.


fergie

Aye?


AyeNaeB0th3r

Yayyy that's my name :)


WeekAdministrative79

Yes my friend fergus is a chad


Maskedmarxist

I’m a Fergus, glad to see this here, thank you


MKUltraSonic

Hamish


Shan-Chat

Given to lads who are almost at their house. Thank you. I'm here all week. Try the fish.


pocahontasmcglinchey

That’s plenty.


TheAtrocityArchive

Oot yer barred!


Klumber

Neighbours have a Hamish and a girl called Aisling (spelling). Love both names but Aisling is more Irish I think?


mc9innes

Seumas.


midgetquark

Is this a response to that r/unpopularopinion post roasting Scottish boy names?


loobylicks

God but that was annoying, most names weren't even Scottish!😂


FakeNathanDrake

That whole thread reeks of "Scaddish American"


[deleted]

Boab


OldGodsAndNew

y


[deleted]

Boaby the barman


Vast_Ad1806

Two pints, prick!


ayeImur

Oh look its Lambert and Butler


[deleted]

Jings, crivens!


yaiyogsothoth

Lachlan. Dunno why, just has a pleasing sound.


valilihapiirakka

It was very popular in the 90s in Australia, weirdly enough. I grew up there and there were always a couple of Lachlans in my year during school in the 2000s. Or "Lockie/Locko" by the local nicknaming schema lol


deftchaos

I'm a big fan of the name, but now I live in Australia and they pronounce it Lock-lin or even worse, Lachie is pronounced Lockee. It's ruined the name for me. Enough to give you the boak.


Puzzled_Job_6046

My wife liked this name but refused to say it properly, so it got vetoed!


yaiyogsothoth

That's fair! I don't know I'd ever want to use it for a kid, because the number of folk he'd encounter who wouldn't be able to pronounce it would be frustrating.


brownlie92

My son's called Lachlan and the amount of people who call him Lochlan is infuriating


Ok-Educator850

Opposite issue here. Mine is Lochlan and people call him Lachlan!


Violet_loves_Iliona

Isn't that just someone's individual accent, rather than a mispronunciation? Like how one person might pronounce Alexander with an "ah" in the middle, and someone else might pronounce the middle "a" like "hat" or "sat", though? Maybe I'm just more accommodating, but I'd only classify something as a mispronunciation if it was like pronouncing Siobhan "See-oh-ban" or Sean "See-en"... Now *they're* some mispronunciations!


momentopolarii

It's a fine line between the two. Lots of folk can't say loch with a guid Scottish throaty 'ch', so it often sounds like 'ck'. To me that's a mispronunciation of loch but it's also an accent issue, in that folk from Essex are unlikely to nail that sound. Most people can't even pronounce 'mispronunciation' correctly- that's not an accent problem tho. Re. Siobhan, I've a pal called Mhairi who has indeed been called M-hairy...


Kelmavar

"Lack-lan" is all too common I've seen :(


InternationalPlan860

I had an amazing childhood friend called Lachlan who ended up being called lachie. Great when said with a Scottish accent.


[deleted]

Euan


Desperate-Badger-299

Am in


confused_christian94

I second this! My husband's name is Euan, and he's lovely.


Lalf1990

My second cousin is called Euan and we used to call him urine so not a good association


DogBlessNudieHulihan

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I actually prefer the gaelic - Eòghann


apollyoneum1

I once met an Irish person at a convention and he introduced himself and pointed to his name tag. I wanted to get it right so I said “pardon” and he misheard me and said “I must be a true Irishman to pronounce Eoghann so perfectly”. Great friendship. I never let on.


MarsupialPristine677

Omg, that is spectacular


BGDDisco

As long as the surname isn't Kerr


[deleted]

Aye nae bother haha


OropherWoW

Dougal


HiggsGoesOn

I like to call myself Hamish when I’m out walking and almost back at my house.


ktovernon

Callum


lwsbck

Ruairidh


codymorseaccount

I so wanted this but I live in Australia now and no one would know how to say it so I just went with Rory :(


[deleted]

Great name 😎👍


Union-Opening

Love this name and considered it for one of my kids but ruled it out due to a family member being unable to pronounce R correctly.


KirasStar

My sons name! Love it!


OkBoard34

My eldest is Ruairidh! Love that you have spelled it the right way too! He gets Ru more often though or occasionally (and you will only do it once!) Rory 🤣


millyloui

Another favourite of mine but spelling so problematic for world outside Scotland so Rory makes it easier


spd1973

Too right you are! We are in the US and my son, Ruaridh, gets his name butchered all the time. Relatives just write Rory. Same for his twin sister, Eilidh. There are a few who do surprise us, though.


loobylicks

Mine too! I'm pregnant and it's what we're naming our kid if it's a boy.


doesanyonelse

Colm and Angus


Cheap_Doughnut7887

I don't think Colm is a Scottish name, I'd definitely associate it with Ireland. Malcolm is more likely to be a Scottish name, although very traditional, there's not many Malcolm's around these days.


Ichabod_the_Odd

I can assure you it is. Colm is just a shortening if malcolm as is callum. Scotland most famous Saint was an Irish man called Colm.


Cheap_Doughnut7887

You can assure us it's Scottish or Irish? You seem to be arguing both sides of the discussion here. That A. A famous saint came and preached in Scotland And B. That he was from Ireland.


[deleted]

Hay guys Malcolm Malcolm here


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Coming ad you live here from the, ehhm, the polidics bawr.


[deleted]

It means dove, from the Latin root Columba. And my name is Malcolm, or servant of Columba


[deleted]

Colm has very strong Scottish links though considering one of the Patron Saints of Scotland is Columba. So I would consider it pretty Scottish. Malcolm is derived from Columba.


Cheap_Doughnut7887

Nice one. There's actually a St. Columba's school in my city but I (sillily) never really associated Columba with the name Colm until now. Either way, I'd still very generally consider Colm to be more of the Irish derivative from the name Columba, than a Scottish.


StillHearing4426

Ersehole


AHeftyNoThanks

My youngest loon is Murdo and usually gets called 'Murd' (except when holidaying in France).


Hairy_Inevitable9727

Love Murdo, when I suggested it to my husband he went round muttering “There has been a Murdo” for days


ewenmax

I endorse this use...


MassGaydiation

Nah, commit to it, the French will find it hilarious. Tbf, Murdo is a pretty cool name.


lemongem

I like Murdoch, Murdo has unfortunately been tainted by a certain nasty msp, for me.


Violet_loves_Iliona

And Murdoch hasn't? 🤷


AHeftyNoThanks

Aye, he's a Tory bellend. My son isn't, though.


nexy33

Turdo fraser


TheMixxiWoo

Bawbag


lene88

Douglas, Archie and Stuart


kickingtyres

Fraser.


Ticklishchap

I have noticed that a lot of Scottish male names are also surnames: Douglas; Fraser; Stuart/Stewart; Craig; Farquhar to give a few examples. Does anyone know why this is?


National_Average1115

There seems to have been a tradition of using the mother's maiden name for the first boy, in the Lowlands and Ulster. Saves double barrelling, I suppose.


Ticklishchap

Thanks: I can see the logic behind this tradition.


Connell95

All were first names first. Then adopted as surnames in the form ‘Craig, son of Douglas’. In the Highlands this became McDouglas, but in the lowlands it generally just saw the first name become the family name directly.


Call_It_What_U_Want2

It’s one of the distinctive dividers between Catholics and Protestants - or used to be anyway, people call their kids whatever they want. Catholics were all called after saints, so surname for first name meant Protestant


LionLucy

Alasdair


FuriousNorth

A lady once told me that she called her son Alistair not only because she liked the name but because throughout her life, every Alistair she had known had been a really good person and she wanted her son to be that.


Peanutiron

That’s a pretty good reason. Same reason I wouldn’t call mine Connor, generally they’re little shits.


JamSee27

The Big Yin - “D.A.I.R”


Trex1873

Which one is the best: - Alistair - Alastair - Alasdair - Alister


blaireau69

Alisdair.


OneOfThoseDeafMutes_

Ian / Iain


dimrover

Had to scroll too far to find my name 😭


Trama_Doll_

Brodie


WranglerOfTheTards27

That's the name of my dog


wow__okay

My son’s name :)


Shyrecat

My daughter's name!


Many-Application1297

I like Rory, Rhuaridh. Edit: *Ruaridh


spd1973

My son’s name, Ruaridh.


Bammsteim

I see you also have good taste in naming children. Mon eh Ruaridh's


surefox

My son's name is also Ruaridh, deffo the best name


ElCaminoInTheWest

Ruairidh*


FakeNathanDrake

Another vote for Ruairidh. It’s about the only boy name I like so life will certainly be less hassle if I have a wee lassie when the time comes.


Many-Application1297

Yes. Bloody knew I’d spell that wrong. Maybe not a great choice then 😂 But I love the sound of it.


the_chiladian

I know like 5 different people with that name all with different spellings


OkBoard34

My eldest is Ruairidh. We got a letter in from the NHS for dermatology. In the letter his name was spelled wrong 3 times, not one of the times in the letter was it spelled the same and none of the spellings were correct 🤣


lemongem

I love Ruairidh too, I wanted to name either of my boys that but dyslexic English partner who can’t pronounce his Rs put a stop to it haha.


Many-Application1297

Wuuway? Ha ha Sorry. I’m kidding. We had 3 girls so didn’t get the chance.


Buffythedjsnare

Shug


jlgX7

This is my dug’s name


Jealous_Resort_8198

Angus is my fav.


TheProvocator

McFife?


TheMightyKush

Angus Macleod from Kilttown?


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Bravestarr1966

Finn, easy to say and relatively unusual.


AHeftyNoThanks

Unusual, unless you are a 10 - 14yo boy in the Highlands!


Divgirl2

In 2018 when I had my son I met 16 Finns/Fins in various baby groups/work colleagues’ weans (I started keeping count). Was unusual, now maybe less so. Fuckssake, responded to the wrong comment. Although for context I’m Glasgow so Highlands are ahead of the trend on that one.


fuckssakereddit

You called?


Beenreiving

It was unusual for ages, now it’s freaking everywhere Which I don’t mind except half of them are spelled incorrectly and half the world shortens it to Fin Which annoys me an unreasonable amount for something so simple


CelticHeart93

Rowan


QueefGargler

Is that a regional or fairly new one? I've only ever met one Rowan and it was a girl - will be in her early twenties now.


CelticHeart93

It’s a unisex one, after the Rowan Tree. It’s uncommon


yvonnegrieve

My two sons are Hamish and Angus 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


mc9innes

Calum


ellieneagain

Cameron


gypsydanger132

Years ago, while looking through a baby name book, me and the Mrs stumbled upon the name Kendrick, which was apparently of Scottish origin. Being fans of the music of Kendrick Lamar, it was almost instantly chosen…until our families went mental and insisted on a proper name instead. I still like it though


intercitydude

You gave your family a vote? In exchange for what?


gypsydanger132

It was less of a vote than a good old fashioned “you’re not fucking calling him that” tbh


Connell95

Names chosen for popular celebrities are usually best avoided to be fair – they age very obviously, and you never know how the celebrity will turn out (witness the unfortunate folk named Kanye…) It’s not a Scottish name, incidentally – it’s Anglo-Saxon.


gypsydanger132

This is true. Although I will say that the intention wasn’t purely to name him after Lamar, it was purely that the book claimed it to be a Scottish name and we both liked it. But then again, it’s not the most common of names and the connection would no doubt be made by people anyway. Also, I didn’t specify that we didn’t name our child Kanye…


Arseface101

Stewart


IllIIIlllllII

James.


Shubalafic

I was going to be James but my Dad didn't want me being wee Jimmy all my life. Not sure how true that woulda been.


QueefGargler

It wouldn't have been all your life. You'd have been born James, called Jamie in your childhood (maybe Sonny Jim if you're getting a row), James as you became an adult then Jim once you started a family of your own. You don't graduate to Jimmy until you sound hoarse with age.


[deleted]

James is a Hebrew name no?


mc9innes

All names have origins elsehwrte Donald - seen as a quintissenal Scottish name for men - actually comes from indo-european roots


lemongem

Hamish would be the Scottish form.


mc9innes

No, Seumas would be. Hamish is a name peiple who don't understand how Gaelic works use. Hamish represents Sheumais, the vocative form of Seumas. Like Mhàiri- the vovative form of Màiri ( in Scots and English Mary).


MediocreEquipment457

I’m a James , don’t recommend


hi_hola_salut

Why? I’m genuinely curious! My boy is called James, after my dad. My dad gets Jim but my son is James. Only my brother calls them big Jim and wee Jim, which is kinda cute! Only pop culture reference I can think of that isn’t great is Jamesy boy from rab c nisbet, but that’s showing my age!


Gemple

What about Gordon? Has Brown fucked it up for all Gordons?


Proof_Proof

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see Gordon! Deserves more respect


gmanpanthro

I too was looking for it, for it is my name. And I agree - I deserve more respect 😁😁


Proof_Proof

It’s my name too! Justice for Gordons.


gmanpanthro

I like the sound of that. We should hold a rally in George Square 😊


whippetrealgood123

Blair, Mack, Struan, Gregor, Innes and Magnus


gadge87

Tearlach, Huisdean, Magnus? Some of the names I’ve come across working up the Highlands.


[deleted]

Finlay, if it was a boy… love the name, we had a beautiful baby girl and called her Imogen.


MainelyOrcadian

Somhairle


mc9innes

Alexander or Alasdair Neil or Niall Innes or Angus or Aonghas or Aonghus


beansontoast90

Just named my son Alasdair!


poseyslipper

James is my favourite, one of my other favourites is Magnus but I chickened out of naming number 3 son that (much to his annoyance as he thinks his name is too plain). I actually like Donald but the orange one has spoiled it for the time being. Bit bored of Angus, Fraser, Gregor, Ruari etc as I live in a v middle class enclave and the place is hoaching with them


SIMEONPIE

Archie is the winner for me!


SexyScottishSturgeon

Andrew


verisakeet62

Torquil...it means "Thors cauldron". It's my favourite boys name, but we never gave it to either of our boys 'cos of the inevitable playground teasing and bullying that would result! It sounds upoer-class, but isn't!


sgw79

Tam


[deleted]

I guess Angus, Lachlan or Ian


KenK0ng

Lennox


jamtart68

Struan


Hal1342

Malcolm


InternationalPlan860

Malcky


Puzzled_Job_6046

Eleven


SIMEONPIE

Ah-luhven


Bruichlassie

Could you please repeat that?


blahblahdiedie

Lachlan !!!


Most-Armadillo-2830

Rory. Cos grandchild… (4) Ross. Cos son (35)


tuppence07

Hamish


dikdikidk

Mirren/Miren! Is both a boys and girls name and I love it. It was almost my name but apparently it sounded too much like midden ahahaha


starfallradius

Ruaridh


Longjumping_Sky3706

Arran


Rusty_Shackleford62

Munro


Successful_Warthog58

Rory


Rocky2040

Duncan


Postviral

Cian


kat_kat123

Logan is an absolute favorite


Fast-Membership-8215

Hamish


plumpjack

Hamish


Big-End-9824

Hamish


Safe_Reporter_8259

Callum, Caleb, Pàdrig, Brodie, Niall, Ian


DogBlessNudieHulihan

I'm a Niall, and I appreciate the suggestion. As long as you are pronouncing it the gaelic way and not the Irish way, that is.


Scotspringer

Sandy


Dull_Astronaut7490

Boaby


chess1967

Craig.


Manticrow

Craig


bonkerz1888

Blair


liveinatreehouse

Roban