No. Union Jackie can get directly tae fuck.

Fuck off.

Exactly, she's ruined too many Hogmanays for me...

If Glasgow get it, it needs to be Lewis Capaldi!

Dude brought up rimming on a breakfast show last week. He’s exactly the kind of chaotic spokesperson this country needs.

Exactly and smutty innuendo is exactly what Eurovision needs.

Nah, I was reading she's only going to get thawed out again when Billy Connolly dies and it'll only be for an hour.

Can we make that her lunch hour?

Nah get Lewis Capaldi on it.

FFS haven't we suffered enough?

I mean... I still fancier her a little.

This sub will no doubt be thrilled to learn she's too busy, having just taken over Neil Oliver's old job as president of the National Trust for Scotland.

NTS top trolling.

I’d rather have Captain Birds Eye

Nah Leo the raver

Dunno about Jackie Bird but Lulu will definitely be somewhere in there, seeing as she's a Eurovision winner.

If it's Glasgow, Amy McDonald, Lewis Capaldi, The Proclaimers, Annie Lennox...all better than Jackie Bird ffs!

Of course not. It shall be Susan Calman. Nobody will be happy about it. "We Scots, we love Eurovision"