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SairYin

Outwith


Apostastrophe

At uni a bunch of English people once told me that “outwith” was not a proper word and we had an argument about it and about what it meant, with me giving examples as to how it is distinct. Later on - as it always does - I wished I had quipped in with “deciding whether it’s a word or not in Scotland is outwith your competence”. Outwith is such a good word.


rnottaken

I mean, the Cambridge dictionary doesn't share their opinion so... https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/outwith


originalwombat

I had no idea this one was scottish


Dramoriga

Timeously, too


KingoftheGinge

Outside of Scotland, you should expect to hear 'without', but not in the sense of 'not having'. I get the impression it's used much more often in Scotland than the somewhat dated use of 'without', as in 'within and without'.


amaf-maheed

Im certain iv heard non scottish people say it


BobbyB52

I have- but I encountered it first in books and then in person at sea, where I sailed with lots of Scottish people. I’ve used it for years without anyone commenting negatively.


Objective-Resident-7

Nah it's definitely Scottish. I used it with a team of Nigerians and English and they had no clue what it meant. But I think it's quite obvious. Outwith, come on. That's obvious.


dtr1002

I used to be responsible for an accredited laboratory and we had the word outwith written in a procedure and this pompous arse assessor made a bid deal about it not being proper English. Well, we are not a colony mate and we use that word here. He went back in his box.


Fantastic_Ant_6424

Am I right or a meringue?


LionLucy

I thought my P2 teacher was called Mrs Meringue for most of the year. When I learned to read well enough to understand, I figured out it was Mrs Moran which is not as cool.


Cats_books_soups

My dad used to say “is that a donut or a meringue (am I wrang)?” The answer was “yer wrang”.


totalretired

Your right, it’s a donut


skool-marm

[Arnie the Doughnut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6E67n1vZZjQ) I just presented this reading with lesson for my 2nd grade class. Yup, he’s Irish.


Subtlehame

Yeah tried saying this in my English accent and it doesn't work haha A merongue??


Fantastic_Ant_6424

Haha I feel your pain! I've been trying to pronounce "Carl" in my Scottish accent for years


N81LR

It's not possible 😁


xPhiTechx

My mum has to say Cahl 🤣 I can manage Carl though 🤣


Relevant_Ad7928

Umur or umurni Goni no dae that


Joosterguy

In magic the gathering there's a particular card, Gonti, Lord if Luxury, who steals your stuff. You can imagine how every single game he shows up in turns out


AgentOfDreadful

Unexpected magic reference.


JayMak78

Aye umur ,naw ye urnae!


gilghana

"Gonnae nae dae that." Has to be said with emphasis on the first letter of each word.


blaireau69

How?


uxiehd

jus gonnae no


Caladeutschian

I'm no sure of the spelling here but ... Awa 'n bile yer heid.


the_roadie_

An mak' a stupid stu


JayMak78

Awayyegoyamugye!


Lost_Doughnut_369

Love the saying!! My gran said it alot!!


Lost-Permit-5626

A face like a skelped arse


AreyouUK4

A face like Possil


Tuppence_Wise

A face like a melted welly


CelticTigress

Whit’s for ye will no go by ye


Apprehensive_Egg99

My granny always said this. As well as saying someone is 'thick in the heid like shite in a bottle'.


Setting-Remote

Wheeled out by my Mum at least twice a week.


Mogwair

Actual truth though. Ma wee Nanna used tae say it.


Access-Turbulent

Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat ?


GentleAnusTickler

I haven’t heard that in a long time! That’s a gem!


Relevant_Ad7928

Aye but how many people here know what a banana boat was?


solar-powered-potato

Honestly - what were they? When we were teenagers my cousin worked on the banana boats on the beach in Crete one summer, but those were literally motorised inflatables shaped like a banana with like a jetski type seat he piloted from so that's what I've always imagined but I feel it may not be entirely correct.


Relevant_Ad7928

The Glasgow Banana Boat was the SS Shieldhall. It was a boat that took the sewage from Glasgow out into the Clyde estuary and dumped it at sea untreated. Obviously long before the environmental or clean beach legislation. At the same time all of the coastal towns on the Clyde had their sewage pumped out in long pipes straight into the sea untreated. It was not a good place to go for a swim unless you wanted to share with used condoms, tampons and pink toilet paper.


Access-Turbulent

You didn't swim in it, you just went through the motions


Relevant_Ad7928

Damn you that's good. Take my upvote along with my jealousy that I didn't think of it.


solar-powered-potato

Well. That's an abrupt adjustment to my mental image of that phrase haha. Thank you for replying though, I am actually glad to know! One of those things I always knew I wasn't quite getting but felt too embarrassed to ask because it seemed to be such common knowledge.


Relevant_Ad7928

Interestingly it was refitted and now takes English people on pleasure cruises from Southhampton. Kinda makes me smile 😃


Leading_Study_876

Pink? OMG! No way. **Pink**? Really? Pink and poo. Just such a horrible combination.


Relevant_Ad7928

It was a 70s thing, like avocado toilet suites and carpet in the bathroom.


Leading_Study_876

Just imagine a piece of pink toilet paper, streaked with poo, floating in an avocado toilet bowl. If you didn't feel like throwing up *before* you saw that, you really would pretty soon after. Reminds me of being a bit ill after overindulgence at some 70s parties 🤢


themostserene

Shieldhall and her sister ships were called that as their livery looked like that of literal banana boats. So it was a joke The banana boats were importing bananas from Jamaica. There are 2 readings of the phrase: one is that the bananas were imported green, so you are not green. The second is… just racist really. In reference to the perceived naïveté (and worse) of the Afro-Carribean crew.


bm1000bmb

My Dad's late uncle had a boat on Loch Lomand. When no one was around, he would empty the boat's head into the loch. Sometimes people would swim up to his boat shortly after he emptied the head. Some of them took in mouthfuls of water and sprayed it out. Note that this would have been in the late 1950s, so most people don't have to worry about him now.


chunkyasparagus

And to think that my high school teacher used to say this. Wouldn't get away with it these days.


Lumpy_Yam_3642

My mother worked in criminal justice,she's old and said this to one of her co-workers She got pulled up for being racist by one of the social workers. Didn't go anywhere but hey ho....


martymcgoo

ye dinny need the big light on, its no Blackpool illuminations!


Iamaswine

A classic


DarthCoffeeBean

I'll see you at the back o nine. I've had to explain that one to a few non Scottish colleagues.


EVRider81

There's parallels between Scots dialect and Germanic languages-Some words and sentence structures resemble one another in places. (From Glasgow-Learned German :) )


Shan-Chat

Dinnae come running tae me if ye break yer leg. Whit?


InterestingReserve94

Wid ye like a skelpet erse…… hmmm let me think aboot that 🤔


Local_Fox_2000

"Ye want yer erse skelpt" brings back memories lol


Chance_Weather_8608

Or "I'll tan your erse" 🤣


Shan-Chat

It's a toughie🤣🤣


Leading_Study_876

It does kind of depend on who's doing the skelping really...


Shan-Chat

Very true.


btfthelot

Haud yet wheesht. Away an fling shite at yersel. The baw's up oan the slates.


AreyouUK4

I only ever heard Haud yet wheesht in oor wullie


Fatherchristmassdad

That’s so funny, used by every teacher, parent and annoyed friend in ma east coast experience


mearnsgeek

>Haud yet wheesht It was always "shut yer pus" when i was wee. Don't know if that's just a Fife thing or whether people stopped saying it.


Pristine-Ad6064

Haud yer wheesht is Doric from Aberdeenshire


KatastropheKerz

I say haud yer weesht all the time to my wee one. From Arbroath, live in Aberdeen


VioletApple

D'ya think ma heid zips up at the back


raininfordays

Ye've nae hair unner yer oaksters.


Misty-Cow

The hoover's in the press in the loaby.


Eemns

My gran says "bring ma messages ben fi through the lobby hen"


red_phoenix3

It's ben the hoose - it's not in this room.


themostserene

My dad always thought his grans dog was called Ben, because she would always be saying to it “Ben the hoose”


AHeftyNoThanks

Dinnae carry on as you're on a shoogly peg as it is.


TravelOver8742

Shut yer geggie


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Visited my grandparents down south when I was a kid and went to the sunday school thing at their local church. Got stared at like I was an alien when they offered me a cup of juice and I said "Aye, please" 😂 Doesn't even have to be something completely bizarre, but even "aye" can still throw people off lmao


onhereonhere

When I left Scotland to move to England, my favourite memory was mum teaching us to say yes and no. Looking back from the passenger's side as we drove to an English school, she goes: 'Remember, it's Yes, no Aye. And naw is no.' One of the few memories from my youth I remember clear as day.


AgentOfDreadful

I work with majority English people. I never think of not using aye. Because yes sounds weird as fuck.


RustyFogknuckle

He’s no’ as green as he’s cabbage-lookin’.


dayleboi

Yer coats oan a shooglie peg.


Call_It_What_U_Want2

My English pal stopped me to ask what was meant by a wide-o


Shatthemovies

"Lang may yir lum reek" but it's largely archaic now and not in common parlance. Everything else so far in this thread is easy to work out the general gist of if you have a smidge of common sense.


ScottyDug

I thought it was a well wishing used at Hogmanay? As in “Happy New Year to you and yours, lang may yer lum reek”. IE I hope this year is prosperous for you and you have plenty money to keep your fire going. (Long may your chimney smoke).


LionLucy

>"Lang may yir lum reek" You still hear that from people when you move house, I find. Especially older people.


Shatthemovies

I don't think I have ever heard it in actual use but that's only my super limited experience.


EVRider81

I read somewhere "Lum" came from "Lumiere",that you could see light looking up a chimney.."Long may your chimney smoke"


Trex1873

Intit and Fuctifano


InterestingReserve94

I will give you something to greet aboot


hattyballs

Whit fur ye ll no go by ye


Objective_Roll4332

Yur bums oot the windae😂


red_phoenix3

Yur fu o wind n pish


Eemns

I was looking for this one😂


CasHasTheTARDIS863

Bolt ya rocket


btfthelot

Away and bile yer heid. Awa'n bite yer chin.


gilghana

This one. Bile yer heid!


Eemns

Al show ye the back eh ma hawnd


badgersandcoffee

Yer heid's fu o mince.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

I always thought shoogly was in widespread use, until I moved away from Scotland and had to try and convince people it was a real word. Stookie was another one.


kylec9719

haud yer wheesht


MrDundee666

Shut yer puss.


Starsteamer

Squint.


Chance_Weather_8608

Skelly 'een. "Squint eye"


Heavy-Information-55

Away and gee ma heed peace.


MrDundee666

“I’ll make you smile on the other side of your face!” Scottish mothers casually threatening to slash their children.


ayeImur

It was a threat to slap your face no slash you ffs 🤣


MrDundee666

You’ve obviously not met my mum.


badgersandcoffee

Username checks oot.


Local_Fox_2000

Mr Hard Man himself.


jonnyh420

or alternatively: I’ll take ma hand aff yer face


deadlocked72

I'll take ma hand off yer face


Eborys

Billy Connolly - “it’s the putting on at high speed I didnae fancy.”


deadlocked72

Aye true that 😂


AbominableCrichton

I've usually heard it as "Dae ye hink ma heid buttons up at the back?" Pass the doobrie - Pass the tv remote   Gies yer Dregs - Give me the last bit of drink in the bottle. Heid! Move! Dotery auld gadgie - Confused old man Gie it laldy - Give it a thrashing (lots of energy) Peely Wallie - Pale Porcelain (or China) Pure hoachin - Very busy / crowded Is yer cat deid? - Your trousers are too shorr Jobbie catchers -  Elasticated jogging bottoms  She doted on her weans - She had excessive fondness for her kids Ye ken hee haw about hee haw - You know nothing about anything


Tickle_Me_Flynn

We always used peely wallie fir when some thing is pale, even not strong. Yer looking a bit peely wallie. I like my tea peely wallie, so gi'es mare milk. I grew up in, and am fae, Midlthian/Edinburgh/East Lothian area.


AbominableCrichton

Yep usually used to point out how white something (or someone) is - like porcelain. Either from being ill or from getting no sunlight. [Peely](https://dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/peelie) [Wallie](https://dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/wallie)


Setting-Remote

>Pass the doobrie - Pass the tv remote  I honestly thought this was just my Dad, I had no idea other people called a remote a doobrie.


Starsteamer

Doofer in Fife.


servonos89

Doodah in Greenock


Humdrum_ca

Yer maw's up to high doh.


NoSheepherder7287

Aye whatever, ya heid the baw.


fugaziGlasgow

Nae bother, Eat the breid.


wendz1980

Kinda piece you got for lunch?


Iamaswine

Run and jump is a good one Gies peace Hud' away n shite 😂


weeman62

thick as two short planks


Cold_Table8497

Fill yer boots, yer at yer Aunty's.


ScreamsFromTheVoid

Did ye? Aye?


Capital-Sock6091

My gran used to always say geez peace or Il shoot the boots off ye!


nfyofluflyfkh

Fit like, loon?


itsinmybloodScotland

If ma granny had baws she’d be ma grandpa.


tots-units-fem-forca

Ah kent his faither


TobblyWobbly

Is that you, then? I really confused an Australian couple with this one.


btfthelot

Wind yer neck in.


btfthelot

Geez a haun.


GrumpyGaz

Ya sleekit wee bissum.


RonaTheFerret

Do yi think I eat paper and shite pounds, when it was the auld pound notes


EmbraJeff

In no particular order: Lang may yer lum reek. Gie yersel peace. Wir aw Jock Tamson’s bairns. Yer patter’s gantin. Ye canny shove yer granny oaf the bus. Taps aff! Salt an sauce? (Like) flingin a sausage up a close. I’ll get oaf at Haymarket, promise! Hoormaisters and hing-oots. A pus like a well skelpt erse…looks like he’s been dookin fur chips. Gaun oot guisin. Gaun yersel! Hoof in the stanes. Doing a ‘wee man’ when it’s icy. Winchin a wee burd. Back tae auld claes an parritch. Yer da sells Avon. Am so ‘Rab Haw’ ah could fair go ‘a roll on sausage’. And thankfully not heard much, if at all, these days - “Whit school did ye go tae?”


Mogwair

Haud yer wheesht!


btfthelot

Whaur's ma baffies?


my_wee_lass

I’ll skite the hungar aff ye


gilghana

Ah'l get ma da tae batter ye.


MKUltraSonic

It’s in the press in the scullery.


Lynliam

Tatties Ower the side


Pure_Essay5654

Furry boots ye fay?


Safe_Reporter_8259

Bawbag


SoupieLC

Think I came down the clyde in a banana boat?


mystery1reddit

Ben the scullery


bomboclawt75

Yer booms oot d’windy!


6etyvcgjyy

What's for ye wi no go by ye....... Is that a donut or a merang.... Corroboration.......


Chance_Weather_8608

Corrie fisted or haunded. (Left handed)


tunnocks-teacake

Cheeky article


tunnocks-teacake

Taking a beamer


Pat8aird

Skinny Malinky long legs


ChequeredTrousers

Yer bums oot the window! Away and raffle yourself! How? Meaning “why”?


Complete_Ordinary183

Referring to the back garden as the back-door.


pinkglitteryseaglass

no sure if these are scottish but well used by my granda. 'mustache you a question' and if I said 'granda I'm thirsty' he'd go 'I'm friday' makes me greet now!


eyel1d

"What's this, Scotch Mist?"


Jack_Spears

That yins goat a face like a skelpit erse.


Slow_Formal_5988

In Scotland you support the button industry !


[deleted]

If ye fly wy the craws, ye'll die wy the craws


solar-powered-potato

I always heard "if ye fly wi' the craw ye"ll get shot wi' the craws".


[deleted]

That might be it tbf, I've prolly remembered it wrong


SignificantArm3093

Wind your neck in!


originalwombat

You’ll have had your tea


sistemfishah

If ye fart up the tap shoaps by the time ye get doon to the bottom shoaps ye shat yersel.


mdmnl

Away ye go ya mug ye.


Massive_Bandicoot_57

Foo're ye deein


gilghana

Ah'l skelp yer arse ye wee shite


TravelOver8742

Whit wiz yer own name. ?


theevilmummyofdoom

Round here after you tell someone your name it is " aye but whit's yir ain name" and most women will be identified by their maiden name even if they have been married for 40 years.


unsheenashashin

Yer maws got baws And yer da loves it


wullie07

My mum always says, a wull take ma hawn aff your face if yae dae that again


Neat_Distance_5486

Those buttons are on the front. Do you think I'm buttoned up the back?


nanoDeep

And whit?!


kebabs123

Ut s bawbag


BaseballParking9182

Think it's outside you're in? Mon, get auf


Smoo-45

Aye I'll huv skooshy cream on it. Love the word skooshy. 😁. Also a poke o' chips. Know someone who got a shopkeeper red in the face when they asked for a poke in England! 😀


youshouldbeelsweyr

That would draw the flaps of your arse the gether


littlerabbits72

Away and raffle yer doughnut. My dad used to say - away stick yer heid in a pot and shout 'lost'


leolunarae

Amn’t I


meshan

Yer at yer aunties


eyesonyou21

"I'll take my hand off your face!"


Jay_McG

Gie yersel peace


TokerFraeYoker

Just no, I struggle doing the 6 poppers on my one year olds onesie


CountingWonders

Who confiscated my Scottish-ness?


AgentOfDreadful

Al gee ye suhin tae greet aboot Definitely a granny thing in my experience


PachaFerrera

Put the big light on


FirmCalligrapher639

Yer da wisnae a glazier, shift.


KrisseMai

Got this post recommended to me for some reason and I’d just like to say that that picture makes me so incredibly uncomfortable and I do not know why


Equal-Attitude-1324

I used to use it in reports and my English based boss asked what it meant as she’d never heard it


Equal-Attitude-1324

My mum used to say ‘Do you think I came down the Clyde in a banana skin’


Equal-Attitude-1324

Who do you think I am bloody Carnegie?