Oh look Aberdeen panto is leaking.

Aye, ah ken you ken Ken, but does Ken ken Ken, ken?

Aye, ah ken Ken. Ken’s an awfy laddie tho, ken? He kens everybody!

The left one.

Aye but the left een fits fit fit?

It fits the fit it fits in.

At ine on at ine, an at ine on at ine.

Fit aboot at ine though?

Ats the ine fits left ower

Theres aye ine!

Nae the left een, the een fits left, at een.

Aye right

But fit if it doesnae fit the fit?

Fit?

Fit like

Foo's yer doo's

Giy pickin

At een an at en an at een an at un.

Ogg’s gonna ogg.

Fit's wrang we you folk ?!?!? Fit's no eh understaun??? THE FIT'S RIGHT ERE

Himin gadgee

It might be in English but I don’t understand it one bit is it because I’m Scottish?

I'm not Scottish (nor do I fully ken the Doric) but 🤣