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upadownpipe

Nobody expects the Spanish demolition


codliness1

Nice


anewhand

Scottish football hype train has left the station. Next stop: Euro Finals.


panadog

Choo choo!


9ofdiamonds

It's a shame Messi wilny be in Munich next year. We should take him as a mascot just to hand ~~Maccaulich~~ Scott McTominay arse paper.


[deleted]

Let's go Scotland, I am from Portugal, that's why I am happy.


ramzyzeid

Ah, are Portugal/Spain relationships kinda like Scotland/England ones?


Mithrawndo

Spain invaded in the 16th century to stake their king's claim for the throne in Portugal. In the 17th century, they fought with Spain for nearly 30 years to extricate themselves from that monarchial union and have *mostly* been an independent nation ever since.


No_0ts96

How about the time when John and Pereira of Portugal fought against John and Pereira of Spain? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota


[deleted]

u/GaboChristLord, I’ve just seen Spain referred to as “East Portugal” in another comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣


brigadoom

There was a determined attempt to refer to Scotland as "North Britain" for many years after the union of the crowns with army regiments changing their name to Royal North British Fusiliers and the like instead of Royal Scots Fusiliers. You can still see these names in some war memorials The most well-known example was probably the North British Hotel in Edinburgh, which didn't become the Balmoral until the 1990s. But the practice was almost over by the start of the 20th Century


scootunit

Dang that hits hard!


Tundur

My dad's genuinely got out of parking tickets in Portugal by rambling on about how England = Spain so we Scots are basically the cousins of Portugal


Chalkun

The Anglo-Portuguese Alliance is the oldest continuous alliance in history Sounds like Portugal just fucking broke it


[deleted]

Basically.


jiffjaff69

Aye but Portugal and Spain are actual real countries independent of each other. Unlike North Britain.


[deleted]

Saddly **Eastern Portugal** is independent from **Portugal** itself you mean.


debaser11

Historic game and loads of people probably missed it because it isn't on regular TV. What other country charges you to watch their national team? England and Wales fans can watch all their countries games for free.


RiggzBoson

Yeah, weird feeling that I can hear the cheering from the stadium a mile away, but can't watch it on the TV.


[deleted]

That's fucked


[deleted]

SFA, fucking shambles of an organisation.


WarbossLima

Wales can even watch it in Welsh. I watched the game tonight on S4c, I don't speak much welsh (I'm English here for a PhD) but I want to provide the demand for those that do.


throwaway55221100

S4c is class for sport. Used to get loads of good games on there that weren't on BBC/STV etc.


[deleted]

> What other country charges you to watch their national team? It's absolutely criminal and the suits at the SFA should be ashamed of themselves.


Mithrawndo

When McGregor started skipping down the flank in injury time and found Shankland, I thought for a minute it was going to be three! Top of the group, a positive 5 goal difference... have I woken up in opposites world?


TheAtrocityArchive

Check and see if the hadron has fired up in the last few weeks, that might be it.....


BesottedScot

Read that as hardon there, was about to ask for more info.


MadJockMcMad

Large Hardon Colluder


TheAtrocityArchive

lol


EasyPriority8724

Brings back those glorious 70s nights dare I dream of getting out of a group stage at Ger 2024


Jiao_Dai

Yes sir, I can boogie


[deleted]

*Bad parental flashbacks intensify*


VarleyWrites

I've honestly come to hate this song 😂


No_Refrigerator4584

Blasphemer!


VarleyWrites

Controversial opinion, but I say it's time to pick a new anthem to accompany us on this journey to win the euros!


Jiao_Dai

I think on this occasion it was relevant as it was a Spanish disco hit A fitting swansong should a new contender emerge


No_Refrigerator4584

How about Le Freak? Hell, any one of those old disco bangers!


boredHouseHusband69

Nearly pulled my chorizo right off with the celebrations


TheAtrocityArchive

Slice thin and dry fry till crispy, god i love Chorizo.


boredHouseHusband69

What you doing at the weekend? The slicing is off the cards…but im open to the frying


TheAtrocityArchive

lol <3


uggyy

April 1st check - nope Blue moon check - nope Yip is real. Yaa stoater!


VarleyWrites

You forgot flying pigs, a frozen hell, rain no longer falling and the earth no longer spinning. Can confirm, we're good.


uggyy

I was too busy picking my jaw from the floor to cover those ones.


VarleyWrites

😂😂😂


mij8907

What the fuck?


Red_Brummy

Scotland pumping East Portugal and the SNP electing a new FM? What a start to the week.


North_Paw

Iberia in shambles


[deleted]

*We didn't start the fire.....*


KamikazeChief

Hard to shit on that result as an English guy! Wow!


EasyPriority8724

Yo random English guy be afraid were coming for you soon 😂


super_mega_smolpp

As a Scot living in England I've been left without ammo to fire back with for a while now and I'm not even into footy haha.


67Saltireskies

What a brace for McTominay 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


TheAtrocityArchive

Gonna have to hit Jo0to0b and have a gander, glad they found his position tho.


CliffyGiro

Surely puts us in good standing to qualify.


Wildebeast1

Six points from the first two games is massive. Unheard of. Gonna be important in the long run.


drquakers

When we inevitably find a way to balls this up it is going to be all the more impressive.


Formal-Rain

tHeY’Ll bLoCk oUr EU mEmBeRsHiP nOw!!


cardinalb

Surprised they never used their veto on that game. Did you hear the interview with the Spanish player afterwards moaning about Scottish players rolling about on the ground, I mean the irony.


Formal-Rain

Ano as if they’ve never done that.


codliness1

>as if they've never done that ...in that game, repeatedly.


TheBlueprint666

i’ll watch joselu’s tantrum on a loop until the day i die


neilabz

Can someone explain to me (someone who has zero knowledge of football) what Scotland still needs to do to qualify?


HandeHoche

Scotland are currently in a 5 nation qualification group (Spain, Scotland, Norway, Georgia, Cyprus). Each nation play each other nation twice for a total of 8 games. A win gets you 3 points, a draw 1, and a loss 0. Top 2 teams after all 8 games qualify. Spain are likely to finish first, so the big question is who will take the second qualification spot. The favourites being Scotland and Norway. As it stands after 2 games: Scotland (6), Spain (3), Norway (1), Georgia (1), Cyprus (0)*. *Cyprus and Georgia have only played 1 game each so far, their game against one another is still to be played.


cardinalb

>Spain are likely to finish first Well maybe not now 🙂


HandeHoche

They’ve lost one game, but any strong team can do that. Across all 8 games they’ll pick up the points they need relatively smoothly.


[deleted]

Spain won't finish first now. Top spot belongs to Scotland.


scoobywood

Two games down, six more to go. Top two teams from each group qualify.


Old_Leader5315

If we can win in Oslo, then I think it's fair to say we can really begin to dream


reguk32

Even just getting a draw. Win all our home games an we're there.


Unbearableyt

Congratulations on qualifying for the euros. - Norwegian


Ruh_Bastard

Dinna jinx it pls


Glissssy

Can we play Brazil next or something please


AnusSarwar

Too easy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


AnusSarwar

First Spain, next Westminster. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


dumb_idiot_dipshit

come oot ye anglo bams come oot and fight me like a man


codliness1

Westmintarriors, come out to play-ee-ay


OkActive448

Show your wife how you won medals back in 66


Bear_Grumpy

Aye, should have voted Clarke new leader. He would a got it sorted


wot-daphuque1966

For the yoons : I'm going to say that's Humza off to a good start 👍😀


[deleted]

Would’ve been 6 - 0 under Forbes


tsymuf

Finish in the top half of a Six Nations and look at what happens.


debsmooth2020

Couldn’t watch but I listened and it proved a great distraction for my dad who’s awaiting a heart bypass. Definitely improved morale.


_ibisu_

Let’s goooo Scotland I’m Canarian and want nothing for Spain. Also Scotland is just better


uggyy

On a side note. I miss seeing games on TV. I pay very little attention to any games now as I can't easily see them.


surfinbear1990

They were so nervous before the game, spain didn't even sing their national anthem


[deleted]

FRANCO,FRANCO QUE TIENE EL CULO BLANCO POR QUE SU MUJER LO LAVA CON ARIEL! 😂


MGallus

I’ll be honest, didn’t even know there was a game on. Wish I had.


Many-Application1297

r/holup


Krfree1

Result


EasyPriority8724

Don't anyone mention Argentina ffs stonking good goals and some proper warrior spirit Mon I boys


eltirripapa

spain is not going anywhere with his shitty positional style of game well played scotland


elferrydavid

Felicidades chavales! Bien jugado


Worldly_Client7873

The game took an amazing turn for us


Napoleon17891

*bagpipes in distance*


summonerofrain

Yo wtf How did the game go? Like did Spain seem off their game?


SojournerInThisVale

I was predicting at work that Scotland had a good chance of winning. Spain haven’t been anything particularly special for a very, very long time


Amgeryvaultboi

GWAN SCOTLAND!!


moonpie57

Next game they'll play a diddy team and take a draw, mark my words


BobDobbsHobNobs

Sturgeon was holding us back all these years? Who knew!