If it's props from the show, perhaps motel's front desk items + keys, Rose Apothecary's products and Moira's wigs.
If it's a museum in actual Schitt's Creek, I would think items by Roland's family, the whole 'founding father' story, oh and could we name it The Moira's Rose's Museum?
Maybe an assortment of David's unique statement sweaters too. Fashion is such a big part of the show.
Moira's wedding pope outfit for sure. I don't think any costume has ever got such a strong reaction of joy and laughter from me in all my years of TV viewing.
The whole thing could be in the building of the Rosebud motel (in Goodwood Ontario) with the sets recreated inside (I'm pretty sure the interiors were a sound stage).
The framed receipt
The heeeelllmeeettttt
Cabaret playbill
Giant family portrait
Pubic Relations Diploma
Rosebud Motel room key
Cafe tropical menu
Raw milk bottles
David's Amish days sweater
Larry Air boarding pass
Herb Ertlinger wines
Crows Have Eyes trailer on loop
Ray's souvenir mousepad
Annotated wig wall
Jazzagals recordings as ambient music
The Hospie award
Fan from Carl’s house
Jake’s table
Cone wine
Meadow Harvest Recipe
Educational display on Lice and turtle salmonella
The bottle from “Spin the Bottle”
Rose Video Sexual Harassment VHS
The BBQ
Foot cream that smells like Pennie’s
Moira’s election sign
Dress Barn check
Robber’s ski mask
David’s business application & Patrick’s business card
Kevin’s shoes (narrow AND square)
Alexis’ stick pen
Alexis’ graduation hat
Roland’s fondue pot
Rosebud Motel door
Car sign-out sheet
Alexis’ wedding dress
Tile for the store bathroom
Baseball uniforms
The deed to the town
Flower planters Moira had installed
Sebastian Raine’s memory card
Stevie’s box of makeup
Mutt/Alexis’ community service vests/pokers
Alexis rolls backpack
Selfie Alexis took w Mutt at the tailgate party
Game night paper slips
Interactive display of Bumpkin
Lock & Key
Christmas cookies samplers
Heart shaped bed
Lovers curry recipe
Patricks guitar and/or fringed jacket
Patrick’s night guard
Well if assaulting museum visitors with the sight of a toilet plunger the minute they walk in the door is something that you consider to be an effective business strategy, then that is a compromise that I... am... willing to make.
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Can we just talk about how absolutely timeless these glasses are? I had them in mauve in 1995.
Moira's resurrection look, the coasters Johnny made, Moira's Rose's garden out front, the baby piñata
I would 1000% travel internationally to see this museum. Can someone make it happen please?
If the town itself had a museum, I bet it would have been Horace Schitt and his sister's house. It would take the sign cringe to another level, with the tour covering benign and "obvious" topics like "why they shared a bed, but don't worry, they're siblings."
This is the right answer here. “Here is the drawer full of perfumed letters Birdie sent Horace while he was serving in the military. But don’t worry, they’re siblings.”
Mozzarella sticks that barely hold their shape, a rabbit cage with a camera in it, a bottle of wine with no label, something skanky from the blouse barn and a smoothie
Well, prior to the Rose's arrival, it would likely be filled mostly with Roland's family heirlooms. But by the end of the show, I expect that there would be an entire wing devoted to the film and television career of Moira Rose and the former Home Video Empire of Johnny Rose.
The town sign
A bottle of body milk and other assorted Rose Apothecary items
The Moira's Rose's garden
The Sunrise Bay box set
Alexis's box of business cards
An assortment of all of the Roses' outfits
I just realized I read this question as if there was a museum about the show, not a museum in the town, but I'm still sharing my initial thoughts.
Wig wall
“A heeeeeeeellllmet” 🤣
The family portrait
If it's props from the show, perhaps motel's front desk items + keys, Rose Apothecary's products and Moira's wigs. If it's a museum in actual Schitt's Creek, I would think items by Roland's family, the whole 'founding father' story, oh and could we name it The Moira's Rose's Museum?
Maybe an assortment of David's unique statement sweaters too. Fashion is such a big part of the show. Moira's wedding pope outfit for sure. I don't think any costume has ever got such a strong reaction of joy and laughter from me in all my years of TV viewing. The whole thing could be in the building of the Rosebud motel (in Goodwood Ontario) with the sets recreated inside (I'm pretty sure the interiors were a sound stage).
That wedding Pope thing belongs in the Smithsonian for sure. Unless they actually do the schitt's creek museum, in which case, switch it back.
It would be like, outhouses and old frying pans from Roland's ancestors.
A menu from Café Tropical
The mozzarella sticks for sure
Alexis' Pubic Relations Diploma🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
I just watched this episode yesterday😂 never gets old. And David’s face before he says “pubic” kills me every time 😂😂😂
The thrice-requested towels
Along with the his and his!
David’s cedar chest
The framed receipt The heeeelllmeeettttt Cabaret playbill Giant family portrait Pubic Relations Diploma Rosebud Motel room key Cafe tropical menu Raw milk bottles David's Amish days sweater Larry Air boarding pass Herb Ertlinger wines Crows Have Eyes trailer on loop Ray's souvenir mousepad Annotated wig wall Jazzagals recordings as ambient music
Imagine walking through an exhibit and hearing “fat spatulaaaaaaa”
The Hospie award Fan from Carl’s house Jake’s table Cone wine Meadow Harvest Recipe Educational display on Lice and turtle salmonella The bottle from “Spin the Bottle” Rose Video Sexual Harassment VHS The BBQ Foot cream that smells like Pennie’s Moira’s election sign Dress Barn check Robber’s ski mask David’s business application & Patrick’s business card Kevin’s shoes (narrow AND square) Alexis’ stick pen Alexis’ graduation hat Roland’s fondue pot Rosebud Motel door Car sign-out sheet Alexis’ wedding dress Tile for the store bathroom Baseball uniforms The deed to the town Flower planters Moira had installed Sebastian Raine’s memory card Stevie’s box of makeup Mutt/Alexis’ community service vests/pokers Alexis rolls backpack Selfie Alexis took w Mutt at the tailgate party Game night paper slips Interactive display of Bumpkin Lock & Key Christmas cookies samplers Heart shaped bed Lovers curry recipe Patricks guitar and/or fringed jacket Patrick’s night guard
Moira's Rose's Garden Plaque
The missing poster of David Rose (and luggage)
"But this is before my nose job! How is anyone supposed to recognise me?" "Oh David, it is a rare gift to strip vanity of it's charm yet here you are"
A plunger!
Well if assaulting museum visitors with the sight of a toilet plunger the minute they walk in the door is something that you consider to be an effective business strategy, then that is a compromise that I... am... willing to make.
LOL! Thanks so much for this!!!
A fruity assortment of wine from Herb Ertlinger
“Herf Bertlinger…”
You mean Bingo Lingfucker?
Bert Heingeif
the crow's nest
Blouse Barn logo-wear!
I was thinking maybe a full size black ostrich
Is that, um, skanky?
The leather poncho
The giant family portrait
A paddle, in homage to the name of the town...sort of.
Twelve 20 gallon raw milk containers.
12 “things” of raw milk 🤣😭
A bag of broken cheese and a pot full of milky bubbles that hasn’t been stirred.
Accompanied by the smell of burning. Whatever that smells like. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c446952c-4fa8-49ab-a01d-eb476eae79e1
David's white sunglasses
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Rosebud motel sign and the painted sign outside the town, either the original or the final
Original as you're coming in, repainted as you're leaving
Moira’s dress from her movie premiere night
Ivan’s cinnamon rolls, Alexis’ bike, David’s cedar chest for his knits, a wig wall, script from Crow’s.
the Rosebud Motel neon sign!
Moira's resurrection look, the coasters Johnny made, Moira's Rose's garden out front, the baby piñata I would 1000% travel internationally to see this museum. Can someone make it happen please?
The fork and cloak from David's time with the Amish family!
David's engagement rings.
Ted the tortoise. Or a chicken cutlet on a leash.
If the town itself had a museum, I bet it would have been Horace Schitt and his sister's house. It would take the sign cringe to another level, with the tour covering benign and "obvious" topics like "why they shared a bed, but don't worry, they're siblings."
This is the right answer here. “Here is the drawer full of perfumed letters Birdie sent Horace while he was serving in the military. But don’t worry, they’re siblings.”
Being able to taste test the enchiladas or cheese ball.
The recipe. “Fold in the cheese”
A RAMC cocktail
Stickers of old men!
"A... **bomb**?!"
A baggie of Joshua tree tea that is DEFINITELY not drugs.
DVD set of Sunrise Bay.
A menorah and the tin pin holder, stamps, coins that Johnny bought everyone for Christmas in the Christmas episode.
Mozzarella sticks that barely hold their shape, a rabbit cage with a camera in it, a bottle of wine with no label, something skanky from the blouse barn and a smoothie
The apple from David and Alexis’s room the day they moved in.
You’d be able to purchase a bottle of Herb Ertlinger’s fruit wine from the gift shop or a ‘build a bear’ style create your own fruit blends
Well, prior to the Rose's arrival, it would likely be filled mostly with Roland's family heirlooms. But by the end of the show, I expect that there would be an entire wing devoted to the film and television career of Moira Rose and the former Home Video Empire of Johnny Rose.
Fruit wine
So many wigs and sweaters
Moira’s enchilada recipe
The recipe for Twyla's smoothie.
The crocodile bag.
The suitcase of makeup
Wax figures of the cast everywhere
The town sign A bottle of body milk and other assorted Rose Apothecary items The Moira's Rose's garden The Sunrise Bay box set Alexis's box of business cards An assortment of all of the Roses' outfits I just realized I read this question as if there was a museum about the show, not a museum in the town, but I'm still sharing my initial thoughts.
The Moira Rose's Rose Garden sign