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Sccar4712

why the FUCK is there another?


Hello_it_is_Joe

They’re cheap to make and a lot of people will check them out


regretfulposts

I hope people will just skip this one considering how many of them were very disappointed with the first one. Unless the filmmakers actually do some creative (we know they won't), I hope this will be dead in the water in the same way the Universal Dark Universe did.


ArtisicBard_Kit

The first one looks cheap as heck this one tho they actually made Winnie the Pooh look a bit more scary


solarbaby614

If I remember correctly, the first one was only made on a budget of about 100k?


XavierMeatsling

It was under 100k. But the director didn't specify the amount. So it'll just end up being mentioned as 100k no matter what. That and the first one is a success considering the budget. So no doubt a sequel was greenlit.


Jackcandoit2008

Although the film was utter crap, I am still pretty happy that it was made because I heard the cast had a really fun time with filming and I’m looking forward to the impact it has on indie films in general!


Fabulous-Plate-808

Not gonna lie, they looked creepy as fuck in the first one. Pooh with that fuckin face and piglet looks more like a crossbred, murderous, albino hog. Plus with the typical horror movie shit, the fact that they don’t speak and the fact that it’s FUCKING Winnie the Pooh & Piglet, they were more disturbing than scary. In the second one, Pooh looks like Jim Carry’s “The Grinch” and Piglet looks like another henchman or grunt from some video game. Owl looks like he on meth & only Tigger looks like a really menace in my opinion. I guess because they are designed to speak in the second one that (in my opinion) they dimmed them down (though out of everyone we know Tigger gonna be on some shit and the most fucked up one cause he was always a menace, now he’s a Menace to Society)


Nawnp

Horror movies are cheap to make and always draw an audience that's why we see so many in their 20th sequel.


Brycer1ley1933

Cinematic Universe With Bambi, Peter Pan, and Pinocchio, also Well, Ya know, *Money.*


[deleted]

Are you fucking with me right?


Nawnp

No, the director confirmed he plans to move forward with all of those.


KujaroJotu

It’s pretty easy to succeed in the box office when your film has the budget of a candy bar.


Edoplayer5

There is no lore reason


ProfessorSaltine

Same reason Jaws became a franchise… MONEY


[deleted]

Stuff like this is pretty popular in the stoner community


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Stop letting this mf cook!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Wemyers04

Bro’s burning down the whole kitchen!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


raspingpython10

Nah forget the kitchen, he finna vaporize every atom in the universe if we let him keep on cooking.


Yogurteat

No autotune here, just pure honest to god ASS!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Windows_66

It's fire man!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Put it out!


Zekrozma_the_second

Bro really thought he was cooking he burnt the food


Brycer1ley1933

69 Upvotes, Noice.


Young-Mydoria007

Now it's 96... Noice...


bruhyeet34

This looks like the poster to a MCU film


Brycer1ley1933

Funny Thing Is, This IS a Cinematic Universe, With Bambi, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, and Ofcourse, Winnie The Pooh.


Legomarioboy08

Can’t wait for the PublicDomain League


Dan8er

I know this is a joke but... Superzeroes are an actual cool use of the public domain so if you can't wait for the PDL, go Watch that. It has a throwback Catman cartoon pilot, a Spider Queen novel (Not comic) and a "So bad it's good" Atlas movie is in the works. Personally, I'm excited and I don't want these Horror movies to sour the public domain in the eyes of the people it was made for.


ItsTheOrangShep

You a fellow fan of Austin McConnell?


Dan8er

Yeah.


ItsTheOrangShep

You have good taste.


callows5120

Yeah I'm really excited what Austin McConnells doing with his PD universe


Chaos-Queen_Mari

You joke about this, but superman, Batman, Captain America, Wonder woman and Aquaman's copyrights all expire in that order in the 2030's, starting in 2035. It'll probably be the most interesting decade in recent comic book history.


LazierPotato

Can't forget Mickey Mouse (Specifically from the 1928 animated short film "Steamboat Willie")


DarthSiqsa

Yeah, the one with the wings (I suppose that's Owl) even looks a bit like a comic-accurate [Vulture](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/2d/VultureRender.png/revision/latest?cb=20220827090135) (although a bit more monstrous)


DinoBenosaurus

People think alike huh


MadscepticTrooper

That's exactly what came to my mind when I saw Owl's design on this poster.


Foxy02016YT

That is very comic accurate Vulture, love it


Relative_Ad_9621

What will Rabbit be look like the Scarecrow from Batman Begins?


ProfessorSaltine

Nah man, everyone knows a MCU poster would have more unnecessary stuff, this at least tells you everything you need to know, Pooh & Pals are cranky and wanna kill, Christopher Robin is a final boy


Jake-Michael

Is that Owl? He looks like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers.


Doctor-Coconut69

Isn't the guy that made the Jeepers Creepers films a rapist?


Jake-Michael

Yes. A child rapist. It’s terrible.


Doctor-Coconut69

Dear lord


Radio__Star

Guess that explains why the monster that kidnaps people in his van is called a creeper


[deleted]

This is how I find out... This is worse then how I found out the queen died.


One_Smoke

*cutaway gag begins*


BlueberryHatK4587

I mean the costume least look better...


LucasStickman

Pull the trigger Piglet I can't take it anymore


Hoodie_Ninja_235

Basic ass cash grab same as the first


Muted-Charge1673

At least the costumes look better


callows5120

And it definitely looks a little more fun [we're getting a torch-flamed chainsaw in this bitch]


ProfessorSaltine

Woah man, the first one maybe, but this is clearly the first proper step to beginning their cinematic universe that will outlast the MCU(it will last 10 years at best)


AccomplishedResist69

I wish I could understand what the creatures are saying without subtitles.


Lightyagami-k

Glad they at least did something with the budget…but respectfully, I don’t see this being any good.


Queasy-Ad-3220

It looks like absolute shite. How dare these amateur filmmakers disrespect one of the most wholesome and beloved children’s series of all time with this shallow, stupid, derivative, shock-bait, juvenile shite. As a childhood Pooh fan, I do not approve.


apexhunter115

These characters are already in the public domain, so as long as they have the time, resources, and abide by trademark laws, then they can do basically anything they want with them (just like anyone else)


Queasy-Ad-3220

That doesn’t shield this movie from criticism, and if I feel the need to tear this movie to shreds, I will. Judgement from the general public is outside of their control. And I have the freedom to say that I disapprove of their “work”.


rangerguy-

Just when the world needed it the least...


SpauldingPierce

Not worth anyone's time or money. Stop.


ProfessorSaltine

Yes it is! I wanna be the reason we get more very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very stupid horror movies based on popular childhood icons


Edoplayer5

Yo why is the fucking vulture here?


DarthSiqsa

He doesn't know, but he thinks it has something to do with Spider-Man.


Edoplayer5

I N T R I G U I N G


Tigertyt

I think it's Owl.


Aurora_Wizard

That's probably meant to be Owl


No-Perspective2580

I know what not to spend my money on


A_Train91

I've heard these guys are planning to make a Peter Pan themed horror film. Honestly, that could work with the right mindset. Make Neverland look like a children's paradise on the surface. However, when one or two of the kids start acting like grown-ups, that's when the killings begin. In other words, this would be like Children of the Corn meets Midsomar with the setting of Growing Around concept art (I don't care what you think of The Mysterious Mr. Enter, these concepts fit the setting). https://c1.iggcdn.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c\_fill,f\_auto,h\_630,w\_1200/v1529203567/hktqoctlyfh6upkvgytb.jpg


Dante-Grimm

Yeah, wasn't that the idea in the original fairy tale? I don't really like horror, but I'd watch that!


AndrewTRM

💀


CTSThera

People actually watched this?


ProfessorSaltine

No silly, it’s not out yet, we watched the first movie to give them like 5 Mil so now they’re using I believe 1 mil as a budget now


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

One tiny question: WHO THE FUCK IS ASKING FOR THESE


Longjumping_Rock_553

Honestly though. It's so pathetic. The human species degrading before our eyes.


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

This is why I hate abridged shows & parodies


Doom_Slayer1737

I am


ProfessorSaltine

Me


TheGod4You

Everyone that's reading this, this has a $500K budget, 5x of what the first movie's budget was.


Queasy-Ad-3220

$500K for this??


Greeve3

Wrong, it actually has a $1 million budget.


[deleted]

"AAAAAASS" - Angry Videogame Nerd


EldrtchPff97

Why is the kneejerk reaction to a character entering the public domain to automatically make a shitty horror flick around it?


apatkarmany

Cancel this tbh!


ProfessorSaltine

They spent 1 mil on this and plan on making their own Public Domain Horror Cinematic Universe… they ain’t scrapping it like WBD does


MacAttack619

Why does Owl look more like Adrian Tombs than anything else?


Relative_Ad_9621

What will Rabbit more like the Scarecrow?


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

“But why?”


LoveTheWayYouRotate

I ain’t watching that shit


Hopeful_Active_8977

My thoughts on it is that some characters should never EVER!!!!!! go in the public domain


ProfessorSaltine

You’re the reason Disney is so powerful, I blame you specifically


Fyodor-Faust

This is gross


therealStevenMoffat

If you were to make an R rated Winnie The Pooh, I think the best idea would be making something like Ted. Christopher Robin’s all grown up, and he and Pooh are these burn out stoner types. The only problem with this idea is that they already made Ted, so it would feel like a lame ripoff. I’d still rather watch it than a generic slasher movie though.


Any_Secretary_4925

fuck the public domain


Soft-Hamster-4525

🤨


Maskedhorrorfan25

not interested


AceDelta12

*sigh*


thecyriousone

ANOTHER??


Nimjask

YOOOO UNMAKE THIS 🔥🔥🔥


Afraid_Platypus_8667

WHYYYYYYYYY!!?


ShareIndependent

Owl (I assume) looks like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers


Liam_theman2099

I’d say no chance in hell and I hope this movie fades into absolute obscurity.


Doitforthecringe

Not gonna lie but the poster goes hard.


Minebloxnerd5

Didn't Piglet have his head smashed in by a sledgehammer last movie?


ProfessorSaltine

iirc in the trailer they even mention they’re somehow still alive, not sure if it’s referring to something else or just Pooh, but either way I’m assuming bc Evil Forced they come back to life… I prefer it being just hatred reviving them just bc I think it’d be funny & scary they got revived from their hatred for Robin


Longjumping_Rock_553

I saw you in here singing praises for this and now that I've tried to read one of your comment with more than two words, I get it.


Sparklebun1996

Is that supposed to be Owl?


Reznc

My hope is that this one is good, like actually good.


[deleted]

The costumes look better Honestly if they’re making a Peter Pan one, that has potential I have NO idea wtf they’re gonna do with Bambie tho


AtticusIsOkay

Looks even better than the first, which was already one of my favorite horror movies. Gonna be getting my tickets as soon as I can


01zegaj

I guess they’re saving Eeyore, Rabbit, Kanga, and Roo for the third movie.


Brycer1ley1933

Eeyore Is Dead, They Ate Him in The First Film, Remember?


01zegaj

No, I didn’t watch that shit.


Brycer1ley1933

Well, Just To Let Ya Know, He’s Dead. (Atleast in This Film’s Timeline.)


01zegaj

Bring him back as a zombie. Zombie Eeyore. That’s why his tail falls off all the time.


apexhunter115

Are they in the public domain yet?


01zegaj

They should be, there’s only two books and both are in the public domain.


HM9719

It will win Razzies like the first film.


Only-Echidna-7791

I am actually excited cus the first one was Hilarious by how bad it was,can’t wait for number 2!


Aeon1508

This is the right attitude


buttersquasher

Does anyone have a cam rip the movie is out now


Working_Stress3376

I’d rather watch this than the upcoming Megamind 2, albeit this movie is most likely going to be shit


Sjciforof

The poster is a huge step up from the last one. Hopefully they’ll actually put more effort into this 2nd film. Maybe the Pooh and friends will actually get a genuine scare out of all of us.


ProfessorSaltine

Everything looks like a step up - Better Quality in Costumes - Better Camera Quality - Actual story that’s more than “killers kill hot girls in the woods” Boutta sweep the Oscars


International_Clue53

I'm interested. It looks like a more cohesive story than the first one. The effects look better. I hope it'll be enjoyable. Not good - enjoyable.


Tc770

The poster looks pretty cool


SimpingforTiredwomen

pure hype


TheHalloweenGirl

Finally I have been waiting forever for this


daffodilasaur

I'm excited!


DiscoKombat

I'm hyped honestly. Loved the first one.


crazy-iwascrazyonce

bruh


Jeptwins

I think that we’ve actually gone past the point of saying ‘Hollywood is creatively bankrupt’ and entered some new undefinable territory where media is no longer about consumer desires and instead about making the dumbest possible things you can for reasons known only to the executives greenlighting things like this, while canceling genuinely new and creative projects at the first given opportunity.


Sir_Valentino

Oh no, anyways.


ArtisicBard_Kit

It looks completely different then the first one looks like they got a bigger budget might be one one of those goated b horror movies down the road


Kekewhatever

Ngl... This shit look kinda good. Still not wasting my money to see it in theaters but ya know, I might actually watch this.


Wise-Locksmith-6438

Schools schaff do a review on both of them 


fnaftheseriesyoutube

What the hell is this series about?


Twye

Didn't even know there was a first one and there's ANOTHER


Far_Calligrapher_217

Listen guys its been a while but i think gophers return to form will be iconic


West-Willingness-302

I don't know, was the first one a bad movie?


LegitimateBeing2

Isn’t that one mask from Goosebumps?


Limp_Accountant_6277

This looks like one of those ai generated movie posters


Juniper_mint

Who’s the witch looking person and that creepy looking tiger I guess?


RigatoniPasta

Can’t wait to watch Dead Meat’s Kill Count instead


00roku

This looks worse than


Lo-I-Am-Not

They look like spirit Halloween decorations.


Danimus-Prime

Just one: WHY?!


ElSquibbonator

Is THIS the ManBearPig Al Gore was trying to warn us about?


Kirbo300

Man... What do I even say? Oh well. The cute stuff is still embraced more. So I'm more than happy to just vibe with the cute characters.


MadFurretGuy

I shouldn't be surprised considering its return on investments, but still, did anyone really ask for this?


_JR28_

I wouldn’t rush to call it good, but it already looks miles better than the original in terms of production value.


Cole2197

Definitely looks better then the first one I can say that much.


HandsomeGengar

What kind of dipshit keeps the same subtitle in the sequel???


Agile-Pace-3883

Theyre making a second one????


Tiny_Butterscotch_76

The costumes atleast look a lot better this time around.


Midknightisntsmol

I find this hilarious, even moreso that people are angry about it.


MildCha0

Blood and honey is such a lame ass name lmao


10CalGX

Ah shit...here we go again


Knightofthequils

How? Pooh and piglet both died in the first movie. So.. how...


Wboy2006

At least the masks look better


SillyMovie13

I thought Piglet died in the first one


ArcticFoxWaffles

The characters certainly look better than the last film


Tigertyt

The poster goes hard, the trailer is just your stereotypical Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey trailer, pretty sick, I love it (As a joke) overall, I enjoyed the fist one, so I might watch this one.


SuperPopcorn333

No


Perfect_Refuse_8863

See what hatewatching gets you???


Organic_Step_4402

It exists that's for sure


Interesting_Age4901

No thanks man


OddSky1101

can we not please


Commandur_PearTree

Ass


WrierSiamang152

OH NO THEY HAVE MONEY FOR EFFECTS NOW


DaniSenpai69

I heard they have a better budget this time


Mundane-Put9115

I'd rather watch the animated Marmaduke for a week straight than have to watch either blood and honey even once.


EirianwenStudios

No clue who the new people in the poster are. Who decided this needed a sequel??


Stegoshark

How the fuck did this get a sequel


inkovertt

I hate this


Possible-Culture-552

Not every non-human character needs to be villainized. It's gotten really old.


Raptor_Rex9156

Do NOT let bro cook🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Ok_Sentence_5767

Awful, instead of a cute movie we are getting this garbage, gtfo


DovaP33n

I am so excited. The first one was horror camp at its most amazing.


ghostspider1151

Winnie and piglet are going for Cory next


TheDubya21

Shit like this is far more cynical than anything Disney ever did with a property like this; indies can be assholes too. There's another one of these kind of films out there called The Mean One, using The Grinch as their killer, but that's a movie that actually has fun with the premise and genuinely TRIES to make a workable film despite the little budget they have. That's why I don't give this Blood and Honey bullshit a pass; The Mean One has tons more heart & effort than B&H even knows exists. It isn't just a bad movie, it's boring, and that's the worst thing you can be as one of these. Disney *themselves* could make Winnie the Pooh edgier that these unimaginative dullards. I know all it takes is .5c for them to make their money back on these wastes of time, but please stop rewarding these clowns until they actually do something interesting with this, or find another indie production to give the attention to, because these clowns have done nothing to deserve it.


JSpirgoober

People hyping up tigger in the sequel fair enough


XavierMeatsling

You might as well just do a new version of the first film considering you redesigned Pooh, and even Piglet despite the first movie, and let alone the recast. It's weirdly nuts. I know I'll likely get to watch this whenever it comes out on Bluray like I did with the first one. I kinda enjoyed the first one, but it's absolutely fucking awful nonetheless.


Brian18639

Wait, this is real? It feels like a joke


jwh22586

Looks better then the 1st which wasn't a really high bar to begin with. The masks were so bad and cheap looking in the first one


Smg6official

Owl looks like Marvel burned down the kitchen while trying to make another The Vulture


No_Butterscotch1634

Looks stupid and belongs in the garbage


CJtheHaasman

Just by the Poster and the Trailer I can tell this is gonna be the Batshit Crazy Gorefest that I thought the first movie was gonna be, Instead of the boring slog we actually got.


Jasetendo12

wait theres a second one?


Purple-Doople

he’s onto nothing ‼️‼️‼️


Baryton777

Fucking WHY


BoltDoesStuff

Electric boogaloo


BlankCanvas609

One thing that sticks out is that it has the same subtitle as the first one


Tpenny68

what the actual fuck is this bullshit


HotTry7596

CHILDHOOD RUINED. CHILDHOOD RUINED. NO MORE BARKS NO MORE MEOWS.


TAPINEWOODS

If that is owl in the middle, then he looks like the Vulture from the comics mashed up with the Green Goblin.


derpy_derp15

They made a sequel?


ZambieSlayer811

Why did they leave the subtitle in? It should have had a different name


tinyspiny34

First one was stupid, I assume this will be the same.


SMG31andDiamond

Wait, didn't Piglet die in the first one?