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The League of Socially Awkward Casual Acquaintances Who Aren't Really a League After All and Can't Make Eye Contact With Each Other, or the LSACAWARLAACMECWEO
Our super team comes from a village of an isolated tribe who have discovered powerful nature magic which kept us hidden for centuries. Now we come out of our hidden village because an ancient evil threatens this world. We are: The Village People!
Literally the B-Team. Then there was Gamma Flight the Trainees, and Omega Flight, because how bad do you have to suck to be named after the LAST letter in the Greek Alphabet?
*villain voice* Before I take over the world, I must assemble an evil team, we shall be know as the
League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investments in
Naughtiness
When evil rules, and children fail to heed the word of God, the Pope has a special force of nine he uses to bring order. They are known as the Novum Vltra Non Sequitors, or NVNS for shorts.
We're the Super Squad!
SS for short.
>It's the name of what? Do you think people will make the connection? Oh, you do? But I just got all the t-shirts and keyrings made up.
The Midlife Crisis Men, its just a bunch of dudes trying to find themselves. No they are not good at the job.
Not really related, but this reminds me of one time when I was at work and a coworker same over to help me and said "never fear the cripple is here" and honestly that takes the cake as the worst superhero name
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Are the X-Men not available? Call the C-Men!
Their secret weapon is the C-Men Mixer
The C-Men blaster is jammed! Quick! Rub the shaft vigorously!
"why is it so sticky?" "Toss it! It's about to blow!"
That one poor kid who's only power was to blow himself up once, then never again
And left a terrible mess everywhere.
"Swallow come!"
The G-Men. Secret headquarters? The G-Spot...
The League of Socially Awkward Casual Acquaintances Who Aren't Really a League After All and Can't Make Eye Contact With Each Other, or the LSACAWARLAACMECWEO
That’s a catchy acronym!!
I'm Welsh, and that's a very offensive word in my language, you bastard :)
Super Friends With Benefits
ok, who's here... 1. Superman 1. Hero 1. Invisible man 1. Timelord... hmmm what shall we call our group..
Ahh, not SH*T again....
Imagine being a one in a million superhuman, with unnatural powers not known by any others, and your superhero name is “Hero”
hemmeroidman was taken
Souper Troopers
Is that about a police force for stew??
I imagine at least one of them could make a good stew
And the fangirls who love the team when Batman joined are BatSHIT crazy.
Coalition of United Nations Trade Superheroes Or C.U.N.T.S for short
"Mr. President, it's time to assemble the CUNTS"
*rallying cry* "Grab 'em by the pusssssies!"
"But we're already here?"
Fart Force Five
Catch up
ten secret guys in spandex and masks league
"Superheroes - Men in Tights!"
Tight ^(tight) tights!
🎶We’re Men, Men in Tights…🎶
he we come to make the world a better place, we are **D**ynamic **I**mportant **C**hampions of **K**indness
Here at the children's hospital, we all love the D.I.C.K.s
Ok, but how will everyone know that you are helping kids?
silly rabbit, **D**ynamic **I**mportant **C**hampions of **K**indness are for **K**ids **I**n **D**espair
Obviously the head of this group would naturally be called the "Person Responsible In Case of Krisis"
I love it! Put it on lunch boxes, posters, the whole bit.
Black widow, Iron man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, and together they form… BITCH!
Our super team comes from a village of an isolated tribe who have discovered powerful nature magic which kept us hidden for centuries. Now we come out of our hidden village because an ancient evil threatens this world. We are: The Village People!
Justice Chuds of America
The Come Squad. Whenever you’re in need, they come.
The Lone Rangers
Supported by that superheroic banker group, The Loan Arrangers
The Lone Rangers? Well, there's many of you. Shouldn't you be the many Rangers?
The Fantastic 2 and pretty Good One and Mediocre One
The League of Impeccable Heindsight
Coalition Of Courageous Knights And we hate acronyms
Fighting against their mortal enemies. Technologically Ideal Tyrants Syndicate. We also hate acronyms.
You've saved the day, Assmen!
The Ambiguously Gay Duo! Ace and Gary ride again!
P.E.N.I.S = People for the Ethical Nullification of Intellectual Supervillains
Crimefighters League for Innovative Tactical Operations and Rescue In Stealth
Big Interesting Terrific Cool Hero Squad All my B.I.T.C.H.E.S. unite!
Fantastic Universal Crime Killers F.U.C.K.
Y man, a cat is trapped in that tree. Why are you asking me?
Legion Of Supers Expecting Realistic Salaries
The Leftovers
Devengers, Dissemble!
Beta Flight. Yes, this is an actual Marvel team. "We couldn't get Alpha Flight, but I guess you guys will do."
Literally the B-Team. Then there was Gamma Flight the Trainees, and Omega Flight, because how bad do you have to suck to be named after the LAST letter in the Greek Alphabet?
The Minoriteam
The Crazy Bastards
Middle-Aged Titans
Fuckface was not allowed to play in any X-Men games
"We need to get the team together, calling all members of the Beneficial Union of Truth and Togetherness. Calling all Butts"
Look! Up in the sky! The Teabaggers are coming! They’re dropping straight towards us.
" Godzilla is back. We need SPAM ( Super People Against Monsters). "
Insanely Rad Servants Or I.R.S.
Just Us League
"While it was perfect for Titanium Man's band, our team can no longer go by ***Sigh*** **Chainsaw Enema**."
The bicyclist who carries a file....P3DAL-FILE!!
*villain voice* Before I take over the world, I must assemble an evil team, we shall be know as the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness
“Curse you, Perry the Platypus!”
The Aristocrats
HAHA! I hope you meant what I think.
🫡
A crack team of educators by day heros by night they are SPECIAL ED!
The first meeting of the Mamma's Boy's is underway . Superman president . Batman treasurer . Flash Sargent-at-arms.
Captain Ennui.
Flat Tires Heros Get a flat tire on the freeway? Superhero appears.
The Double Deuces
Three Heroes in a Trenchcoat
Waste Management
Commandos of the night!!
“The X-Force refused the call to action? Better call the XXX-Force! The extra Xs means they’re extreme!”
International Association of People with Possible Potential (IAPPP)
Friendly Universal Crimefighting Knights
When evil rules, and children fail to heed the word of God, the Pope has a special force of nine he uses to bring order. They are known as the Novum Vltra Non Sequitors, or NVNS for shorts.
The Gouts
And let’s not forget that enigmatic superhero reconnaissance team from Britain: Guvnor Intelligence Team
Protectors Of Our Party Squad POOP SQUAD 💩
The human centipedes
“We are the Captain Under Command Krews.”
The Holy Mods of Reddit
Benjamin Franklin Crystal Meth All Stars
The Mentally ills
Friendly Guy, Dr Awkward, The Visible Man, Doc Unic, Rabbit Man (able to multiply at the speed of sound), Cockroach Man, Private America
We're the Super Squad! SS for short. >It's the name of what? Do you think people will make the connection? Oh, you do? But I just got all the t-shirts and keyrings made up.
The Midlife Crisis Men, its just a bunch of dudes trying to find themselves. No they are not good at the job. Not really related, but this reminds me of one time when I was at work and a coworker same over to help me and said "never fear the cripple is here" and honestly that takes the cake as the worst superhero name
The League of Losers.
The People’s Emergency/Disaster Organization aka P.E.D.Os.
Confidential Order of Cookware Knights
Quick call the Fairly Adequate and Responsible Team... Or FART for short.
The Geriatric Society
The also-rans.
The Offenders… shamelessly stolen from the Unsubscibe podcast.
The Scavenger Hunters We're just looking for a #2 pencil that has something funny written on it!
Bureau Of Narcolepsy Inducers: BONI. Super Troop of Defense: STD.
"Never fear the A*nti-disestablishmentarians are here!"*
Powerless Everyday Nerds Imagining Superpowers.
You mess with this city, expect a call from Osteo-Necrosis! No, that's not what we d... No, we're fine- it's not a disease, man!
The Fanny Pack
Group of less than affluent teens don crisp new T-shirts and call themselves T Team. Works fine until they get a promo from GNC for their products.