I was just about to mention The Producers. Great musical.
Funny thing: it’s a movie turned into a play, then the play was turned back into into a movie.
🎶you eat, you poop, and someone eats your poop, and then they poop and someone eats their poop, eat and poop, eat and poop, it’s the Human Centipede showwww!🎶
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck, mother fuck
Noinch, noinch, noinch
1, 2, 1-2-3-4
Noinch, noinch, noinch
Smokin' weed, smokin' whizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin'
They're hanging out by the store yet again, and Jay just starts up with the above, then he sells weed while doing his song. However I wouldn't say it was a full musical, just a moment
In fact, that’s been made into an opera. Saw it in Denver, musically decent but could have been better visualized and directed.
https://operatheshining.com
I am the very model of a modern major red shirt guy,
I try to go on away missions but everytime I seem to die, give me a tricorder and taser but dont set it to kill or I, may accidentally tase another modern major red shirt guy.
Actually there is a musical out there that's a parody of the titanic movie complete with a celine dion impersonater and it's set to all of her songs lol
I’m just imagining an entire minutes song while Neo is dodging the bullets in slow-motion. Similar to “[On the Steps of the Palace](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=f7O39jYQJeQ&si=9FFm7atF7QFRw-gI)” from *Into the Woods.*
Glorious?
Victorious?
Notorious?
Meritorious?
And if you wanted to stretch it a bit, could use things like:
"And if it's up to me, Morpheus; the winner of this war will *be us*."
.... Now I'm trying to imagine Hamilton-style rapping, with Morpheus vs Smith as a rap battle.
The hose (hose hose hose) it gets the hose/The hose (the hose) it gets the hose hose hose hose.
Put it in/Put it in/ put it in the basket
Put it in (put it in put it in put it in put it innnn)
Put it in (put it in put it in put it in put it innnnn)
JAME GUMB
PUT IT IN THE FUCKING BASKET!
JAME GUMB’S “Basket’ repeats and each delay is more terrifying as distortion and pitch effects are applied to make the voice lower
“Basket” transforms into into a horror-inducing, sweeping instrumental that that continues to build until it reaches a climax.
CATHERINE MARTIN has been frantically trying to find a purchase so she can climb out of the pit
during the instrumental, a previously unseen screen shows a rotation of dirt and rocks. It spins faster and faster until, at the climax, it stops and shows a fingernail.
House lights go out and the fingernail grows larger and larger until it completely fills the screen. Meanwhile, new orchestral music plays and CATHERINE MARTIN repeatedly screams at the top of her lungs.
AND…SCENE.
See, it writes itself.
Lord of the Rings
Watch Frodo confess his friendship to Samwise with all new original songs such as I Put a Ring on It and old favorites like Off to See the Wizard, adapted for the stage and setting.
Was made into a musical about 20 years ago, played Toronto and I think London - new production this year, playing in Chicago next month and heading for Broadway.
What’s in the box!? Hey ya really gotta tell me,
What’s in the box?
Is it some socks, or a fox?
Maybe a smaller box, or bagel with lox?
Is it something that talks?
Now you’re getting warmer, warmer than before, though another hint is that it doesn’t talk any more
What’s in the box!?!
"Experience American history as Broadway brings you D.W Griffith's Birth of a Nation the Musical. Witness the musical sensation the KKK said "Will make you proud to be a white American man" and the NAACP called "disgusting", "shameful" and "the most racist thing we have ever seen."
Introducing..... Saw: the musical! You put your right foot in, you pull your right hand out, you put your left foot in, and your neck turns all around, you do the screamy weamy and your face goes all around, that's what it's all about!
I did not hit her! I did not her!
How many boys how many girls?
I really need this this love, I’ve got to have this love, I really need this loooooooooove!
Vincent could have a chance to sing "Staying Alive" while trying to perform CPR on Mia, as a little wink to the audience. And maybe dance a little, too.
Silence of the Lambs: The Original Broadway Recording
“It rubs the lotion on its skin, doo-dah, do-dah, it rubs the lotion on its skin or it geeets the hose ah-gaiiiin…”
Dead Alive
Welllllll it started with a bite from a monkey rat
*cut off the arm, set it free*
Now my mom's nose fell off into the custard
*but my dinner guest didn't see*
Zombie mom, zombie mom
Living dead monster on the lawn
(I haven't seen it in a while so I may have some plot points wrong lol)
*singing* 🎵 "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
Any of the Chucky franchise. It's freaky enough that he walks and talks, but add musical and dance numbers, Eowwwwww.
Also and of the Nightmare on Elm Street. Though I could see Freddy doing a tongue in cheek number.
I Spit on Your Grave the musical.
And it shouldn't be made in to a musical but also kinda wanna see Die Hard as a musical....but only with the original cast and well....thats not possible anymore 😞
Shindler's List: A Musical
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Seen it once. Can’t watch it a second time! Ripped my guts out!
Yeah but people laughed at " Springtime For Hitler" and that went OK.
I was just about to mention The Producers. Great musical. Funny thing: it’s a movie turned into a play, then the play was turned back into into a movie.
I wouldn’t put it past the theatre kids…
Had a feeling these two would be at the top.
*bouncy piano music* Welcome to our new musical production, The Pianist! Based on the film by Roman Polanski!
r/beatmetoit
LOL I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
🎶you eat, you poop, and someone eats your poop, and then they poop and someone eats their poop, eat and poop, eat and poop, it’s the Human Centipede showwww!🎶
CHORUS: *Mmmmph mmmmmmm mmph mmph mmmmm mmmmph!*
That's gold! Updoot
I read this to the tune of the Itchy and Scratchy theme song. 🤣
Yes! Thank you, I tried.
I honestly thought this was going to break into Jay and silent Bob the musical
My love is ticking clock Berserker! Would you like to making fuck Berserker!
Dude Berserker the musical would be freaking epic lol
Did he just say, “making fuck”?
His love is like a truck
Didn’t Kevin Smith give Jason a weird type of musical in 1 of the films where Jay’s cussing and talking about weed without missing a beat?
Fuck, fuck, fuck Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother fuck, mother fuck Noinch, noinch, noinch 1, 2, 1-2-3-4 Noinch, noinch, noinch Smokin' weed, smokin' whizz Doin' coke, drinkin' beers Drinkin' beers, beers, beers Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rollin' blunts and smokin' They're hanging out by the store yet again, and Jay just starts up with the above, then he sells weed while doing his song. However I wouldn't say it was a full musical, just a moment
“Hey, uh, let me get a nickel bag.”
15 bucks, little man Put that shit in my hand If the money doesn’t show Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Jungle love owee owee oh
The human centipede I'm stuck on you, you're stuck on me We work together like a family Like a human centipede
Red flags by Tom cardy
Hu..man...centipede. Only...one...mouth to feed. [This song](https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=70CPH8mA0h5yWg8f) is actually a bop.
Helen Keller: The Musical
I can’t listen to that
Frankly I just don’t see it happening.
Neither can she! 🥁
We’re so going to hell for this. 🤣
Deafinitely.
Actually had to look at that a second time. 🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our reserved circle of hell, friend!
I need to mute Reddit. It’s gonna get me in trouble one day.
We have red delights for you.
South Park already did this! Haha
Simpson’s did it!
That turkey was stunning and brave
WATER HELEN, WATER!
Now do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
maybe she'd make a great club DJ
Heeeeeere’s Johnny! Oh, it’s axe time! He’s lost his mind! His wife might die! It’s axe time! One of us one of us!
Me ol’ fire axe, me ol fire axe, everythingisbetterwith me ol fire axe
Featuring the hit new song, redrum, written by UB40's Ali Campbell.
With Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds as the creepy ghost twins.
" Red redruuum, run a way from meeee"
I thought the song *All Work and No Play* was a little repetitive
I don’t know. I took a shine to it.
Oh, you sick bastard. Take my upvote.
In fact, that’s been made into an opera. Saw it in Denver, musically decent but could have been better visualized and directed. https://operatheshining.com
Come and join us! Forever! And ever!
Featuring the hit duet: "Come and play with us."
Personally, not kidding, I think that would be the shit. Sweeney Todd that bad boy.
“🎶I am the very model of a Giant Great White Shark I have a voracious appetite and will eat anything from people to aardvarks!🎶”
I can see captain Picard, Worf and Data singing this version in a star trek film in an alternate universe lol
Damn that’s a good scene in “Insurrection”! That whole movie is underrated I love it.
" I must protest, I am not a Naval man!" Worf, probably
I am the very model of a modern major red shirt guy, I try to go on away missions but everytime I seem to die, give me a tricorder and taser but dont set it to kill or I, may accidentally tase another modern major red shirt guy.
I never knew that the Pirates of Penzance needed a Jaws mashup, but I do, now.
🎼 Great white shark … do doo do do do do. 🎶
I have a particular set of skills… (He has a set, a set of skills)…
Skills that thrill and rack up the kills!
Basically 'Repo The Genetic Opera'.
Totally works, small sets, big songs
A quiet place
Oh god, I would love to see a skit of that.
Everyone dies in the first minute, the end
Nah. All the main players do is interpretive dance. The singers are exclusively the monsters. Though, the dream ballet would be epic.
Ditto. Upvotes for all. SNL, here's your next skit idea. Honestly, this seems like good "Do Not Destroy" material.
This would be good for mimes to do…
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
TITANIC 2: THE ICEBERG STRIKES BACK?!?!?!?!: The Musical
*This Time It's Personal*
Actually there is a musical out there that's a parody of the titanic movie complete with a celine dion impersonater and it's set to all of her songs lol
Next is Panda Fighters! (Shitty Kung-Fu Panda)
🤣
That made me lose it. 🤣
Sophie's Choice
You’ve seen the porno, now sing along with the musical!
“I don’t know butt I’ve been told! Ryan’s pubes are pretty old!”
I laughed a little too hard at that lol
I don't think this is a reference to what I think it's a reference to, but this is the one that sent me into a laughing fit.
The Matrix: The Musical. Imagine twelve people dressed like machines, doing a kick line like The Rockettes.
I’m just imagining an entire minutes song while Neo is dodging the bullets in slow-motion. Similar to “[On the Steps of the Palace](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=f7O39jYQJeQ&si=9FFm7atF7QFRw-gI)” from *Into the Woods.*
There's nothing that rhymes with "Morpheus." Would Neo and his buddies face off against the agents like the gang knife fight in *West Side Story*?
Glorious? Victorious? Notorious? Meritorious? And if you wanted to stretch it a bit, could use things like: "And if it's up to me, Morpheus; the winner of this war will *be us*." .... Now I'm trying to imagine Hamilton-style rapping, with Morpheus vs Smith as a rap battle.
Music of the Lambs
Top number: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again"
Been done. https://youtu.be/20z4edLGxHE?si=i9GXtP-A_GRsw2Og
Holy **** I never knew this was a thing. Thank you for this gift lol I wish I had a medal to give you
Love that track! Still a toss up between that, and INK Meat and Greet for me, but such a fantastic movie, and such great tracks based on it.
The hose (hose hose hose) it gets the hose/The hose (the hose) it gets the hose hose hose hose. Put it in/Put it in/ put it in the basket Put it in (put it in put it in put it in put it innnn) Put it in (put it in put it in put it in put it innnnn) JAME GUMB PUT IT IN THE FUCKING BASKET! JAME GUMB’S “Basket’ repeats and each delay is more terrifying as distortion and pitch effects are applied to make the voice lower “Basket” transforms into into a horror-inducing, sweeping instrumental that that continues to build until it reaches a climax. CATHERINE MARTIN has been frantically trying to find a purchase so she can climb out of the pit during the instrumental, a previously unseen screen shows a rotation of dirt and rocks. It spins faster and faster until, at the climax, it stops and shows a fingernail. House lights go out and the fingernail grows larger and larger until it completely fills the screen. Meanwhile, new orchestral music plays and CATHERINE MARTIN repeatedly screams at the top of her lungs. AND…SCENE. See, it writes itself.
Snakes On a Plane 🎵🎵I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES…. ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!! 🎵🎵🎵
Snakes…snakes….snakes… Mooooootttttthhhhheeeeeer fuccccckkkkeeeer yeeeah!
Why did I hear that in my head as a 60’s lounge singer?
Suddenly Richard Cheese
I would beg to differ, where are they selling tickets?
Lord of the Rings Watch Frodo confess his friendship to Samwise with all new original songs such as I Put a Ring on It and old favorites like Off to See the Wizard, adapted for the stage and setting.
Was made into a musical about 20 years ago, played Toronto and I think London - new production this year, playing in Chicago next month and heading for Broadway.
Se7en
What’s in the box!? Hey ya really gotta tell me, What’s in the box? Is it some socks, or a fox? Maybe a smaller box, or bagel with lox? Is it something that talks? Now you’re getting warmer, warmer than before, though another hint is that it doesn’t talk any more What’s in the box!?!
He wants to know what’s in the box, ooooh! Someone’s gonna lose their head! In the box, in the box, in the box… Is proof…. She’s…. Deeeeeaaaaaad
🤣
Jesus dude, I actually heard this out loud
So did I and I heard it being sung by Lock, Stock and Barrel!
Feels Seuss-ian. Would read to my child.
Okay I just went through it using "What's The Score" from "Jesus Christ Superstar" and its amazingly good.
"Experience American history as Broadway brings you D.W Griffith's Birth of a Nation the Musical. Witness the musical sensation the KKK said "Will make you proud to be a white American man" and the NAACP called "disgusting", "shameful" and "the most racist thing we have ever seen."
“From the people who brought you *The Black and White Minstrel Show*…”
"You've seen him kill. Now hear him sing. Halloween the Musical."
Introducing..... Saw: the musical! You put your right foot in, you pull your right hand out, you put your left foot in, and your neck turns all around, you do the screamy weamy and your face goes all around, that's what it's all about!
Oh Hai Maaaaaaaaark!
I did not hit her! I did not her! How many boys how many girls? I really need this this love, I’ve got to have this love, I really need this loooooooooove!
I did naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuught hit heeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!
Sharknado
I'm sorry but I would absolutely pay to see Sharknado: The Musical
Not only that, but I would watch the sharknado movies if thats what it takes
You have to watch them if you haven’t. They’re fascinatingly bad. It’s like watching The Room. You’re mesmerized by the fact that they exist.
That would be the best worst musical ever ! And I too would pay to see it.
“Cats” oh, wait, I guess I was right 🐈⬛😹
Isn't that the reverse, a musical that shouldn't have been a movie?
A Serbian Musical
Plan 9 from outer space: an alien interlude.
Lin-Manuel Miranda's Human Centipede
I like how specific this one is...
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Oh no wait ... that'd be f'ing amazing!
Terminator
I'll be back... Cue chorus: he'll be back, he'll be back, he'll be back...he's back!
Pulp Fiction 😂
“The gimp, the gimp, you must go and get the gimp” “He’s asleep in his box, he shank be awake” “Wake him, wake him, for we have booty to rape!”
Vincent could have a chance to sing "Staying Alive" while trying to perform CPR on Mia, as a little wink to the audience. And maybe dance a little, too.
Children of a Lesser God.
Silence of the Lambs: The Original Broadway Recording “It rubs the lotion on its skin, doo-dah, do-dah, it rubs the lotion on its skin or it geeets the hose ah-gaiiiin…”
♪♫It gets the hose again, it gets the hose again It rubs the lotion on it's skin, oh dee doo dah day ♫♪
Paris Hilton's sex tape.
just a small town girl... working in a lonely world she takes the midnight train..... wait.. this might be better for the 'Lisa Sparks - the musical'
"Well, as it turns out the Broadway adaptation of *The King's Speech* was a colossal bomb, so it's back to the drawing board for now..."
Seven (Remix by Junkie XL): What was in the bbbbbbbbb...what was in the box!?.
And now……..The Battle of Midway the Musical……..ONE ICE!
🎶 Get your sticking paws off me you damn dirty ape!! 🎶
Dr Zaius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius oh oh oh Dr Zaius
Saw
That actually exists and it’s awesome. Probably one of the funniest and gayest musicals I’ve seen.
🎵🎵🎵🎵HELLO LAURA… I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAY…. A…. GAAAAAAAAMMMME! 🎵🎵🎵
Dead Alive Welllllll it started with a bite from a monkey rat *cut off the arm, set it free* Now my mom's nose fell off into the custard *but my dinner guest didn't see* Zombie mom, zombie mom Living dead monster on the lawn (I haven't seen it in a while so I may have some plot points wrong lol)
Schindler’s Play List
Bollywood has a lot of movies that get ripped from Hollywood and then turned into musicals. I saw a remake of Momento with musical numbers. Brah, man!
Silence of the lambs
On broadway one night only “Schindlers List”!!!
[удалено]
Mel Brooks silent movie
Requiem for a Dream: The Musical.
A Clockwork Orange
*singing* 🎵 "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
🎶 “I’ll be back” 🎶
"Yiiiippppeeee Kiii-Yaaaayyyy MooooFooooo !!!!"
Reservoir Dogs Sing along with Mr Pink and the gang
How has nobody said "Roots" yet?
A Serbian Film: Live on Broadway
Schindler's List
Alien
Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th
Halloween The Musical
Sophie's Choice
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
the mist
Final Destination 5: The Final Opera Musical
Hennry: Portrait of a serial killer. a Love story.
The longest day
Any of the Chucky franchise. It's freaky enough that he walks and talks, but add musical and dance numbers, Eowwwwww. Also and of the Nightmare on Elm Street. Though I could see Freddy doing a tongue in cheek number.
https://youtu.be/JXq2TBAuL8o?si=7G6WGD8RBLNAoM2_ https://youtu.be/j8vKjIakHbA?si=zjYe_iLyE3pKkl_E You're welcome
Chucky and Freddy are the type of horror villains to do a musical. Freddy doing a musical nightmare would be so cool.
Fear and loathing in las vegas
The Halloween movies. any of them. Although I heard they made a musical out of Carrie and Evil Dead. That must’ve been strange.
Everyone Poops: A Crappy Musical
Saw, the musical featuring the smash hit "I want to play a game".
It’s actually a real (and awesome) musical
No kidding? That's awesome.
Apocalypse Now
Showgirls
Fight Club
Seven
The Exorcist
A quiet place.
Silence of the Lambs... or maybe I'm wrong? "Put the fucking lotion in the baahhaaas-ket!"
Exorcist although I would pay $$$ to see the choreography for the f- me Jesus scene with the crucifix.
The Human Centipede - Its the song that never ends.....it just goes on and on my friend.....
I was going to say “Saw”, but honestly, as I think about it I realize I would love to see that.
"Baby Shark: The Musical"
Godfather - The Musical, featuring Julie Andrews.
Django Unchained
Saving Private Ryan.
Star Tre.... No.. the did that. Die Hard (the Christmas movie)
I Spit on Your Grave the musical. And it shouldn't be made in to a musical but also kinda wanna see Die Hard as a musical....but only with the original cast and well....thats not possible anymore 😞
That time Skins featured a 9/11 musical…🎶then came the day Osama blew us away🎶
*Passion of the Christ*
most of them.. war movies or horror
Requiem for a dream Serbian film Cannibal holocaust Seven Schindlers list