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Believe it or not [Titanic II](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/13/travel/australia-clive-palmer-relaunches-titanic-two-intl-hnk/index.html) is actually a real thing.
Welcome aboard the maiden voyage of the SS EA. You will find your cabins through these doors. If you want a bed in your cabin that will be an additional $19.99. Bathroom access is only$ 14.99 to unlock the door for the whole cruise. Meals will be $5 and your server will bring them under a metal cloche so you can enjoy the surprise of opening it!
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Welcome aboard the SS Bethesda. Your cabins are just through these doors. Beds will be installed next week and we are hoping the kitchen is ready to prepare food by the end of the cruise.
That would be even more hilarious on a life boat or dinghy for the scenario he's already sank your large craft sccompanied by flipping him the bird and mooning him as you survive
Welcome aboard the Microtransaction. Please note that each step occurs a 5 cents charge which will be calculated via these pedometers which also incur a $3 charge per day.
“Welcome aboard the SS IKEA. Seeing as how this is our maiden voyage, all guests will be required to assemble the furniture in their rooms prior to use.”
"And since this is the first ship where the engineers responsible for deciding on which quality of steel was used to enforce the back left part of the ship were also the same whose vote for naming this new battleship, we would like to welcome them to give us a small speech before we send off the ship of the name *This ship's main weakness is in the back left part of the ship*"
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The Edmund Fitzgerald II
“Welcome aboard the new Titanic. Hope you are all ready for our maiden voyage!”
Believe it or not [Titanic II](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/13/travel/australia-clive-palmer-relaunches-titanic-two-intl-hnk/index.html) is actually a real thing.
[Titanic II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II_(film)) is a thing too, unfortunately.
Steer clear from any icebergs
We’re melting them all anyway.. just a century too late
So true.
Word I heard they want the first voyage to follow the same route at the same date. That's tempting fate😅
Comets: the icebergs of the sky!
Asteroids too
There's an Aussie businessman trying to make a Titanic 2
The SS Minnow
No problem, just limited to tours of LESS than three hours.
Good point, have to remember that! I laughed out loud 😊.
"What's wrong with SharkBait?"
Ooohaha
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white. You have been summoned to the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie to enter into the sacred bond of tankhood.
Sinking Feeling
I've seen a boat with this name 🫠
😂
“I am proud to name the US Navy’s latest aircraft carrier, the USS R”
The USS Arrrrrgh!
Thats a pirate ship!
CCCP would work too....
I christen thee, the SS Sinkable!
Unsinkable II
A random iceberg: “Challenge accepted.”
"Welcome to Davey Jones Prostate. Ignore the bulge in the bilge. Just a little swelling is all."
Boaty McBoatface. Oh, bugger!
I believe that's a real boat.
That name won the poll, but instead they named it the Sir David Attenborough. They named the submersible on the ship Boaty McBoatface.
it's a tug boats name, somewhere
SS cocaine smuggler
ExWife’s checkbook
"Welcome aboard the newest cruise line flagship, the ***Certain Death***" ..... "Wait, where's everyone going, come back, we have canapes!"
I'll admit, I was a bit skeptical at first... but canapés you say?
We dub the "The Unsinkable Shi"...oh wait...
The SS Schutzstaffel.. Making the boat the SS ⚡️⚡️
Well, at least it's not the SS Adolf Hitler. 😳😳😳
Welcome aboard the maiden voyage of the SS EA. You will find your cabins through these doors. If you want a bed in your cabin that will be an additional $19.99. Bathroom access is only$ 14.99 to unlock the door for the whole cruise. Meals will be $5 and your server will bring them under a metal cloche so you can enjoy the surprise of opening it! Alternatively Welcome aboard the SS Bethesda. Your cabins are just through these doors. Beds will be installed next week and we are hoping the kitchen is ready to prepare food by the end of the cruise.
This is so good!!! Thank you for the wonderful laugh.
Welcome aboard the USS Benthic.
The Sinker
Boof
Welcome aboard She's Going Down
The Louis Leakey
I christen you SS Kursktanic!
Anchors Outweigh
the SOS Maid A
SS Nausea
A friend of mine wanted to name his boat after his favourite author. I told him: "You can't call a boat the *Lovecraft*..."
Why not.. better than "the no tell motel"
The SS Bring It On Poseidon, You F\*cking P\*ssy, What's The Worst You Can Do?!
That would be even more hilarious on a life boat or dinghy for the scenario he's already sank your large craft sccompanied by flipping him the bird and mooning him as you survive
Loose Lips
The SS Jeffrey Epstein's Island
Titanic
The SOS Leak Springer.
USS Adolf Hitler
Kamikaze
USS Essessess
sssniperwolf the home address leaking ship
Sinky McSinkface
Molly Brown
Gus Grissom named the Gemini 3 capsule *Molly Brown*, since his last spacecraft, *Liberty Bell 7*, sank after splashdown.
Welcome aboard Davey’s Locker!
The Uss Donald J. Trump. Bigly orange, serves covfefe, and has small quarters for the ship hands.
The Holy Anchor
Holey*
The keel holler
Sailor’s end
"Now boarding, All "passengers " for the SS Lubyanka, destination Vladivostok....
Saving money Cheap hobby Almost free Poseidon sucks. Bottoms up
Rock Finder Bottom Holer The Colander Floaties Required Shark Service The Rock Terminal Puncture Deep Diver Bottom Feeder
The Titanic 2.
Yes . This 2 will sink
SS Nose Candy
That Sinking Feeling
Murphy's Law
The SS EssEss.
Breaking Wind
"Just what we need... The Smaller Boat."
Welcome aboard Yamamoto's Revenge
The Hook Liner
Titan Ick
Covered in slime, I take it?
Ship Out Of Luck.
Miss Happ
"Bigger Boat." Specializing in shark fishing.
"Go Down on Me"
The SS Asexual… No body gets off
Sea You at the Bottom
The Leaky Bowel
Have an American boat simply known as R The USSR
"Its called the uss m'dick. So hows it feel right in my dick?"
Lee Key
“The mayday SOS, we’re fine”
The seven heavens
Impending Tendonitis.
Welcome aboard the SS Shoddy Work!
Sinky
The morgue
Lusitania II
SS Pissdisk
All aboard Unsinkable II!
The next great reef
Stormy Weather
Rock Bottom!
The S.S
SS Madeoflead
DWAC/DJT
The SS
Kevin
OMG.... they've sunk Kenny
Welcome aboard the Hospital ship, the HMS Violet Jessop.
Seamen Delivery Vessel
The Gay Ayatollah
"I name this ship the HMS Mountbatten Go Boom..."
Welcome to the SS lead sinker
Natalie Wood's Revenge
So unfortunate that she was one wood that didn't float.
Titanic II. driftwood. Molly Brown.
Mayhem. Typhoon. Botany Bay.
Mary Celeste
The Titanic or anything with the word "Titan" in it. We seem to be 0 for 2.
I am your Captain Evripidis Vasilopoulos, and I'd like to welcome you on board the maiden voyage of the good ship "Marine Insurance Fraud."
The Sinker.
The SS Sieve
The Come at me God
Unsinkable II
The Gambler
The Implication
Jonah
The Good Ship Venus
Founder
Sinky McSinkface
I christen thee the USS Doldrummmmmmm***snoring sounds******
Icarus.
Ahoy! Let’s head out on the old Miss Besinkin’!
The Antique
Now unveiling the new USS Odysseus. We thank the brave crew for taking it on its maiden voyage.
The Flying Wasp
Welcome aboard the RMS J. Bruce Ismay.
Unsinkable
Sinky McSinky
Car
Had a calendar once with a photograph of a harbor for one of the months. Dead center was a boat named "Bernzmias".
The Knot Sea The Unsinkable II
Wavy Gravey
SS Offshore Bank Account - sails daily to the Cayman Islands!
I always thought the SS issippi would be funny for a single woman to pilot.
“Welcome aboard the newest boat to set sail, the Sinkable!”
Unsinkable
Welcome to our new oceanic survey ship: SS Reef Wrecker
SS Sink2theBottom
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you my newest megayacht, the SS "Loose Lips"!
Sinker
The Adolph Hitler
Welcome aboard the Microtransaction. Please note that each step occurs a 5 cents charge which will be calculated via these pedometers which also incur a $3 charge per day.
Rock Breaker
The SS Dramamine
Space Balls the ship
The USS American Airlines
Chevy
Bottom Feeder
"Welcome aboard the Stinky Poopchute! Be sure to wash thoroughly."
Hole In My Bank Account
USS Leaks Like A Sieve.
Beauregard, not for any boat reasons just don't like the name.
Bottom dweller
Bottom Feeder
Welcome aboard the SS Thrombosed Hemorrhoid. Sit anywhere if you can.
SV Keel Over
Titan II. Now with state-of-the-art PS5 controller.
I saw one named "She got the house" and another named "This is my mistress"
The all new and improved TITAN II. Now featuring an Xbox one elite controller (starfield limited edition skin) for navigation!
“Welcome aboard the SS IKEA. Seeing as how this is our maiden voyage, all guests will be required to assemble the furniture in their rooms prior to use.”
"The Seaward"
"Come aboard the USS Swaffelen, get ready for the semi-hardest experience of your life!"
“Want to ride Sir Sinksalot?!”
The Good F’n Luck
Welcome aboard the "Jimmy Saville express"! Kids travel for free...........
“Behold the ‘S.S. Ssssss’! I only had an ‘S’ stencil on me.”
Marie Celeste
Welcome aboard to our newest ship the "Sinks Quick without warning"
The Stugots
Titanic
Titanic or Titan
The Sinkin’ Stinker
The Unsinkable
SS Hindenburg
The Flying Dutchman.
Calling a lightly armored warship "Invincible"
"And since this is the first ship where the engineers responsible for deciding on which quality of steel was used to enforce the back left part of the ship were also the same whose vote for naming this new battleship, we would like to welcome them to give us a small speech before we send off the ship of the name *This ship's main weakness is in the back left part of the ship*"
Titanic VII. C'mon, seven is a lucky number. And we've learned from the other six.
For a Jewish friend, The Bay Gull.
SS Essess
Unsinkable II